Chapter Forty-Eight: Nonsense Chen Xiaoxi
Chen Chen had a dream that night;
In the dream, after he entered Dongshan University, he first became the class president, and then before the end of his freshman year, he was promoted to the student president;
After that, the sophomore year became a teaching assistant, class teacher, and even the director of teaching;
In the third year, he became the head of the Ministry of Education and Industry and the vice president;
Before graduating from his senior year, he directly became the principal, and since then he has reached the peak of his life, embracing left and right......
Chen Chen woke up in the end!
Wu Di on the left, Zhang Zihao on the right, what the hell?
It's a nightmare!
Chen Chen half-sat up and leaned on the head of the bed.
He looked out the window at the hazy sky, which had not yet been fully lit, and was silent for a long time.
How could you have such a dream?
At this moment, Chen Chen suspected several times that he was really a!
It took him a moment to come to his senses and shake his head vigorously.
Just kidding! How can it be!
Chen Chen remembered what Wu Di said last night, and couldn't help frowning.
The division of work, that is, the matter of tolerance and service, must indeed be taken seriously;
After all, it's about the sophomore year, whether you can choose a better group;
It is useless to have high academic grades and high mental strength, and you must have a certain ability to deal with things.
Of course, Chen Chen mainly does not want to engage in the research industry and be a lifelong scholar in the future.
He is also a good soldier with ideals and revenge!
Well, even if it's a salted fish, it's a delicious salted fish!
Chen Chen looked at the sky outside the window, thought about it, and decided to get up and run.
Since there will be arrangements for military training when colleges and universities open, it is indeed necessary to prepare;
Military training, isn't that what it's all about!
When Chen Chen was in junior high school and high school, he participated in good felling.
Although he felt that there was little hope of competing for squad president, he had to fight for it anyway;
As Wu Di said last night, there is not only one squad leader among the many tolerance duties, but there are also some other good ones;
Even if you don't compete for the captain, you can strive for a more suitable competition!
It's about behaving well, performing!
Also, what if you exercise and suddenly mutate?
Isn't there such a saying, the rich rely on technology, and the poor rely on mutation!
We don't have a background, connections, or money, but we can mutate!
Thinking of this, Chen Chen couldn't help but sigh and think deeply.
That coma, why didn't it mutate?
Yes! Why didn't it mutate!
It stands to reason that he almost died, and after this kind of catastrophe, he had to open a golden finger!
Outcome...... No!
Bad review!
Chen Chen suppressed the strange thoughts in his heart, put on his clothes, and walked out of the bedroom.
Chen's father and Chen's mother went to work early, and their home was far away from their place of work, so they left the house early.
It wasn't completely bright outside, and the living room was still a little dim.
Chen Chen turned on the light, brushed his face, washed his teeth, thought about it again, and suddenly looked at the door of Chen Xiaoxi's room.
He's hesitating! Hesitant to call this bear kid and go for a run together!
Well, Chen Chen won't admit it, it's still so early...... I'm a little afraid of running into bad guys.
It doesn't seem right!
Even if you meet a bad guy, why do you think that Chen Xiaoxi can protect him?
Shame on you!
Chen Chen shook his head vigorously, he was definitely not that kind of person!
But Chen Xiaoxi eats, sleeps, sleeps, and eats all day long, it seems that he has to exercise, right?
If this bear child continues like this, it will be embarrassing if he becomes a pig nagging.
Chen Chen thought about it again and again, and found that Chen Xiaoxi was like this all day long, and he didn't seem to get much fatter.
This bear child is making trouble at school all day long, is it invisibly losing weight?
But there is nothing wrong with exercising!
Chen Chen hesitated, but finally gave up this idea, he planned to ask Chen Xiaoxi's opinion later.
He didn't dare to make his own claims, otherwise with the urine of that bear child, he would definitely explode!
Well, whether you want it or not, you have to explode.
How can you extort a spare flower without exploding?
Over the years, Chen Chen has long been cultivated to the point that he has experienced a hundred battles!
In general, he won't be fooled, let alone take the initiative to jump in.
Chen Chen put on his shoes and went out of the house.
Although it was already June and July, it was still a little chilly in the morning.
Chen Chen thought about it, went home and put on a thin coat again, and then walked out again.
The community is dim and dim, only the few street lamps that are not broken, and they also flicker and emit dim light;
However, there are some early stalls at the entrance of the community, and the stalls have begun to be sold one after another during this time period.
Chen Chen was faintly relieved to see that people had begun to come and go on the road.
Hey? Why breathe a sigh of relief.
Cough!
Speaking of which, he really hadn't gotten up so early for a while, let alone a morning run.
Since I entered high school, I have been getting busier and busier with my studies;
Especially in the third year of high school, it is not too much to say that you sleep later than the dog and wake up earlier than the chicken;
If you have the time to run in the morning, you might as well sleep a little longer.
Chen Chen thought about it, stuck to the side of the path, and ran towards the back of the community.
Their community is not a short year, in the early years, there were still some messy factories nearby;
For example, there is a cotton factory behind the community, and when it was not closed down before, you could hear the rumbling all day long.
Chen Chen remembered the large yard in the cotton factory, which seemed to be quite suitable for running.
Although the community where his house is located is broken, it is also a good city center, and there are indeed few places suitable for morning jogging around.
Chen Chen ran around and didn't turn around and run back until he was sweating.
When he passed by the gate of the community, he stopped and bought half a catty of fried dough sticks, a fried egg bun, and a bowl of spicy soup.
Buying lamb soup?
Think about mutton soup, think about mutton soup, it doesn't exist!
It's spicy and expensive, just drink it once in a while, how can you drink it every day.
Chen Chen doesn't have much money in his hands now, so the 400,000 yuan hasn't been shadowed yet.
As for the salary paid for working in Uncle Liu's shop......
Stop it! He was very suspicious that they had already been deducted into a negative number!
When Chen Chen arrived home, he found that the bear child had not yet gotten up.
He put the breakfast away and knocked on the door.
The room was quiet, and it took a while for Chen Xiaoxi to mutter: "Chen Chen, let me sleep a little longer!" ”
When the bear child gets up in the morning, he almost always gets up stuck, and he is in a hurry every time he goes to school;
In the words of Chen Xiaoxi, not sleeping well will affect the good of learning.
Chen Chen was skeptical about this, this bear child slept so much every day, and he didn't see how good he was at studying!
In fact, Chen Xiaoxi's classmate also has a small alarm clock in his bedroom, which is still super cute;
Well, Chen Chen bought it for her!
As for what he had in mind when he bought it, it's really hard to say.
Of course, with Chen Xiaoxi's chicken thief, how could he be tricked;
Ever since I bought that little alarm clock home, it hasn't gone off at all......
Chen Chen rolled his eyes: "The fried egg buns I bought for you, as well as the spicy soup, I'll eat it if you don't get up." ”
His voice had just fallen, and the sound of ping-pong suddenly sounded in the room that was still quiet.
"Chen Chen! You are not allowed to eat me! Chen Xiaoxi rushed out of the bedroom barefoot.
Chen Chen was too lazy to take care of the bear child, poured a glass of boiling water, folded the small pickles soaked at home, and sat at the dinner table and ate fried dough sticks.
Chen Xiaoxi also jumped to the dining table at this time, stretching out his paws to get the fried egg bun.
Chen Chen made a stiff face: "Go wash your face and brush your teeth first, and then eat." ”
The other party snorted in embarrassment, so he ran to the toilet, cleaned up in the blink of an eye, and sat back in his seat.
Chen Chen almost laughed angrily.
That's all this bear child is, as if he hadn't eaten for 800 years, and he really suspected that he was born by his mother's second brother in his last life.
Chen Xiaoxi took two bites of fried egg buns, suddenly blinked strangely, and asked, "Chen Chen, do you have something to ask me?" ”
"Something for you?" Chen Chen didn't reflect for a while.
The bear child nodded while eating the egg bun: "Otherwise, why would you slap me so much in the morning!" You must be in trouble, I'm afraid that Dad will beat you, so you want me to say good things for you. ”
The corners of Chen Chen's mouth twitched.
What a match!
Also, let Chen Xiaoxi help say good things?
Pull it down! It's good if this bear kid doesn't add oil and vinegar.
Chen Xiaoxi spoke again at this time: "Chen Chen, you don't have to be embarrassed, I cover you......"
As the bear child spoke, his little face suddenly changed.
Even, the other party even dropped the egg bag in his hand on the table: "What, if, if...... If you let the family conceive a child, forget it, then I really can't cover you, and my father will you. ”
Chen Chen's face turned green: "What nonsense are you talking about!" Bigger kids, you know a yarn pregnant child! ”
Chen Xiaoxi breathed a sigh of relief like a little adult, and then waved his hand with a small expression that I understood: "Cut!" Isn't it just kissing the mouth, it's all played on TV, kiss mouth to mouth, and then you can have a child. ”
Chen Chen was chewing on fried dough sticks and almost choked.
Can Mom take care of it? What kind of thing is this bear kid looking at as a whole!
He opened his mouth with a dark face, but finally found that there was nothing to say.
Chen Chen is also very helpless!
He found that his mother's and even his father's thoughts were not good for a channel at all!
The idea of the old couple is probably that they think that girls know more and are less likely to be deceived;
Chen Chen actually thinks this idea is good, but, ...... I can't understand it that way!
It's like a dog!
He was too lazy to take care of the goods, so he ate the fritters with his head down.
Chen Chen didn't remember about running until he finished eating and sent Chen Xiaoxi to school on the way, and asked, "I want to run in the morning, do you want to go together?" ”
"Don't!" The bear child decisively refused.
Chen Chen twitched the corners of his mouth, but still continued to persuade without giving up.
Chen Xiaoxi thought about it, and finally shook his head and said, "Still don't." As I said on TV, running will make the calves thicker, and girls have thicker calves, which is not good-looking. ”
Chen Chen shook his head, and there was a black line in his head.
He found his heart so tired!
This bear child is only eight years old, and he even knows how to keep in shape?
When is this going to be the end!
Chen Chen was silent for a while, but he still wanted to fight again, and began to talk about how good running is, how good it is, and so on.
Chen Xiaoxi was silent at first, but finally he was really tired of listening: "Chen Chen, you are not finished!" Are you worried that you have gotten up early, that the sky is not yet dawn, and that you are afraid of the dark! ”
Chen Chen's face couldn't help but be embarrassed: "How is it possible!" ”
"Pull it down! You have been afraid of the dark since you were a child, and your mother said that you pestered her to sleep when you were a child, and then when you got older, she didn't let you pester her, and then with me, you changed to pester me and had to let me sleep with you. I didn't expect you to be so old, and this problem hasn't been changed yet! The bear child said as he waved his hand with disgust on his little face.
Chen Chen was really stunned at this moment.
He remembered that he was obviously Chen Xiaoxi's classmate, so he had to pester him to sleep!
But how did it get into the mouth of this bear child, and he slept with each other?
Don't...... Really confused?
It took Chen Chen a while to reflect, and his face turned black all of a sudden.
At that moment, he almost thought that he really had cerebellar atrophy;
actually believed Chen Xiaoxi's nonsense, it's really a dog!
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