Chapter 26 Advertisements for Shroud Shops

Wu Yu glanced at Dong Shuwen who was in a daze in the center of the formation as if he didn't understand, and suddenly thought: "The same method, will it have a second effect on him?" ”

Yu Chen smiled, but did not speak. Xue Hao on the side also smiled: "Brother-in-law, you guessed right, this buddy is really a saint warrior, the same method will definitely be ineffective for the second time, not to mention that we are leaking secrets here, and he is not deaf." ”

Wu Yu frowned, glanced at Dong Shuwen, and then at Xue Hao: "Then what should we do with the second attack?" ”

Yu Chen turned his head and looked at Wu Yu: "Brother-in-law, one of his teammates ran away, and the other is carrying a mountain here, the three of us will never give him a second chance!" What's more, one of the two children for the second time is the son of you and Sister Xiaoxi. ”

Wu Yu was taken aback, stared at Yu Chen for a long time before saying, "How do you know?" You just knew that among those two babies, there was no son of me and Xiaoxi, right? ”

Yu Chen nodded: "It must be, otherwise how dare you take your money!" Without diamonds, how dare I do porcelain work! ”

Xue Hao smiled: "Brother-in-law, it's a very simple truth!" Yu Chen is the one who entered the scene after Sister Xiaoxi gave birth, although he didn't see the child directly, but this kid knows the eye of the sky. The eye of heaven can't see the outward appearance of the thing that is blocked, but he can see the yin and yang changes of the thing itself, and I guess he must have seen the yin and yang changes in your son's body at that time, right? Saying that, Xue Hao glanced at Yu Chen proudly.

Yu Chen shrugged his shoulders: "You said it, I still plan to sell it for a while!" Everyone's yin and yang changes are different, although the difference is very small, but as long as you memorize it carefully, you will definitely find the difference. ”

Wu Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "Damn, you still have such awesome tricks!" You told me earlier, you scared me to death. ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Brother-in-law, I don't want to tell you because I'm afraid that you will be stimulated, and now that you have been stimulated, I am not afraid to stimulate you again." ”

Wu Yu frowned: "What do you mean?" You mean to say, something happened to my son? This is the first thought under inertial thinking, according to Yu Chen's tone and the time he spoke, Wu Yu couldn't help but think like this.

Yu Chen nodded: "The situation is not good, at least when I see it, it is not easy to get it, as for now, I'm afraid you have to consider whether you can accept it." ”

Xue Hao glanced at Wu Yu: "Brother-in-law, calm down!" Don't be impulsive, the child can ask for it again, not to mention what Yu Chen said is whether you can accept it, and he didn't say that your son hung up. ”

Wu Yu nodded, there are too many things that happened today, all kinds of things that he can't see from the TV have happened, it can be said that it has long been beyond the scope of Wu Yu's thinking, and it is really a little difficult to digest such news.

On the side, Yu Chen hurriedly said: "Xue Hao, don't intervene, my brother-in-law is a big man, and there are still two taels of meat in the crotch!" There's nothing that your brother-in-law can't bear, don't blindly follow the cooperation, if your brother-in-law can't accept it, it's not like a master. ”

Xue Hao glanced at Yu Chen, the two of them had a tacit understanding, and when he saw Yu Chen blinking, Xue Hao immediately said resignedly: "Yes, yes, I eat radish lightly, my brother-in-law is a gentleman, a 24K pure master, there must be nothing that cannot be accepted." I can't accept the reality of that kind of thing, it's all the work of the girls, but the old man can afford to put it down, I'm worried about it. ”

Wu Yu rolled his eyes, the two of them sang and harmonized in front of him, and their strategies were too mentally retarded, and they felt like they were talking to elementary school students.

Wu Yu, who was helpless, had no choice but to shake his head: "Can you two not treat me as a primary school student, in fact, it's not that I can't let go, and there's nothing I can't accept." The main thing is that I'm worried about you, Sister Xiaoxi, do you know? She is the mother of the child, she has just given birth to the child, and she has not seen her child yet, and the child has an accident, do you think she can withstand such a blow? ”

Wu Yu himself is a little weak when he says this, and Sun Xiaoxi's performance during the day today is still vivid. In retrospect, a woman who had just given birth to a child, in the face of a child's accident, actually ate well and slept well, and did not forget to visit Taobao during the day. Wu Yu doubted that he really couldn't even compare with his daughter-in-law's ability to bear it, but thinking of Sun Xiaoxi's previous character, Wu Yu calmly summed up Sun Xiaoxi as a pure man, a man who is purer than a man.

Yu Chen and Xue Hao both looked at Wu Yu, obviously Wu Yu's excuse was also well understood, and they looked at Wu Yu with an idiot look, and they were embarrassed to look at Wu Yu for a while.

Wu Yu scratched his head: "Tell me about my son's specific situation!" I can accept it, if the child really becomes the four-eyed ghost baby, then forget it, Xiaoxi and I will be reborn. ”

Xue Hao suddenly took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to Yu Chen, Yu Chen accepted the money with a proud face, but Wu Yu looked a little inexplicable.

Xue Hao shrugged his shoulders: "Let's bet, I bet you will at least vent, I didn't expect you to be so calm, didn't you lose a hundred yuan." ”

Wu Yu now has the heart to strangle Xue Hao, but Dong Shuwen is still a scourge at this time, Wu Yu still has to count on the two of them to help his son avenge him, so after thinking about it, he still endured it.

Yu Chen smiled: "When I saw it before, your son had already become a soul baby, and his appearance had not changed much, he was just a baby, and he was not as disgusting as a four-eyed ghost baby." But when Dong Shuwen and Tian Tian were fighting just now, I saw that there seemed to be yin qi in your son's body hidden in him, if my guess is right, I'm afraid your son is now in his body. If you want, we can capture him alive and cut open his stomach to take a look, but all we should see is a vital organ. ”

Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, turned around and looked at Dong Shuwen, and saw him staring at the three people with a resentful expression, and kept muttering something that no one could understand. Wu Yu suddenly felt that this was very, and turned his head to look at Yu Chen: "He ate my son?" There has been such a change. State? ”

Yu Chen shook his head: "Definitely not!" He's just forcibly fusing your son's soul into his body, which is the same as letting a ghost rush over. It's just that the root of life was originally a thing that gathers yang, and it becomes a soul baby, and that thing gathers yin. That's why he ate it, and I don't know when he ate it, you have to ask him. ”

Xue Hao scratched his head: "Damn, it's so disgusting!" This guy won't eat four whips in one go! He's not afraid to kill himself, doesn't he have to find a girl to vent? ”

Yu Chen shook his head: "That thing gathers yin, he can't get up now." Now that my brother-in-law's child is dead, if we can find the corpse and strip the child's soul from Dong Shuwen's body, if we can restore the soul, we can revive the child, but there will be fewer parts on the body. ”

Wu Yu turned his head and glanced at Dong Shuwen, and was surprised, but saw Dong Shuwen roll his eyes. Although it was only for a moment, it was still captured by Wu Yu.

Then Dong Shuwen scolded: "Yu Chen, your uncle, you can't get up!" Lao Tzu is good, if you slander Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will not play with you. ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen in surprise, but saw Yu Chen looking at Dong Shuwen indifferently, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "It seems that you want to die!" ”

Wu Yu was a little confused about this, and was about to ask, but Xue Hao said cheaply: "Yu Chen, don't slander others, it's someone else's business if they can't get up, let's not talk nonsense." Let's get down to business! I have played tricks with this kid first, and then I have to find a way to comfort Sister Xiaoxi! Saying that, Xue Hao glanced at Yu Chen.

Yu Chen glared at Dong Shuwen coldly, which made Wu Yu more and more confused, although Wu Yu was not a master, he had seen some murderers in the police station before. Wu Yu had still seen murderous aura, but now Wu Yu actually saw murderous aura in Yu Chen's eyes.

Suddenly, the temperature around him seemed to drop a lot, and knowing that Yu Chen's indifferent face had returned to his previous hip-hop expression, the murderous aura disappeared.

Wu Yu was not happy in his heart, glanced at Dong Shuwen, thought about the murderous aura that Yu Chen had exposed just now, gritted his teeth and said, "Brother, is there any way to kill people without being responsible." Help me avenge my son, how much does it cost, you make an offer. ”

Yu Chen was stunned, he didn't expect Wu Yu to say such a thing, but after this stunned effort, Xue Hao suddenly became excited when he heard the word 'money'.

Xue Hao pushed Yu Chen away, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, our shroud shop provides a variety of services, and the price is different depending on the style. Are you going to die a slow death, or an instantaneous death? ”

Wu Yu frowned, his heart had been on fire, although it was strange how Xue Hao dared to take on such a criminal job as murder, but as soon as his temper came up, he said casually: "How can you make him miserable, just come." ”

Xue Hao nodded again and again: "Then you have to be chronic, there are many kinds of chronic ones!" There are poisoning, Gu planting, descending heads, blood witches, ten thousand ghosts devouring hearts, etc., which one do you want to choose? ”

Wu Yu was really blind, and he always thought that Xue Hao was joking, but at this moment, what he said seemed to be proficient in business. Wu Yu scratched his head: "Which one is cheaper?" ”

Xue Hao immediately rolled his eyes: "Poison it!" A pound of croton, pull him to death! I stole the croton from the pharmacy and sold it to you for two hundred yuan per catty, this is the cheapest. ”

Wu Yu nodded stunnedly: "Okay, you do it, let's settle the bill together." ”

Xue Hao nodded, turned around and glanced at Dong Shuwen, and said with a cheap smile: "Do you need to collect your body?" The minimum standard price of funeral expenses is 10,000 yuan, and it is not sent to the crematorium and buried directly in the sewer. Add 2,000 to the crematorium for cremation in a crematorium, and add 5,000 to dig a pit for you in a deserted mountain. Add another 500 to make a wooden tablet, and if you want a stone tablet, add another thousand. The credibility of our store is guaranteed, and we will not be deceived by life or death. ”