On Saturday morning, Yu Sheng was woken up by Chi Xiaoxiao's phone, he had a hangover last night, and at half past seven in the morning, the phone bombarded like thunder, Yu Sheng frowned, his eyes didn't open, he fumbled for his mobile phone from the bedside table, and got up very angry: "Hey! ”

Still don't let people sleep?

Who knew that Chi Xiaoxiao on the opposite side scolded with a slashed face: "Why are you still sleeping?" Forgot about the ghost crying wolf last night? ”

Last night?

Yu Sheng is a spirit.

Last night, I had dinner and drinks with my colleagues, and then ......

Played Truth or Dare.

As a result, she chose the big adventure.

Chi Xiaoxiao noticed that there was no sound on the phone, and shouted and asked, "I'll go, you won't go home and sleep after posting the circle of friends, right?" ”

"yes, what's wrong?" Yu Sheng told the truth.

I drank a lot of wine last night, and when she came home, she fell asleep, so couldn't she still play games all night? Isn't that a batch of pits?

She still has a bit of a conscience.

Chi Xiaoxiao continued to roar: "Isn't there a shortage of men? Sister will take you on a blind date today! Hurry up and get me up! ”

Yu Sheng suddenly sobered up.

She said into her phone, "Xiaoxiao, you wait a while." After speaking, he quickly exited the phone interface, opened WeChat and looked at the information of the circle of friends.

Amazed.

What did she do last night?

Looking at this 99+ information, Yu Sheng wanted to grit his teeth and commit suicide every minute, and he had no face to see anyone.

That circle of friends was like a few hot fonts, burning her alive.

[Little sister, I am deeply lonely and lack a man, who has it, online, etc.] 】

That circle of friends was distributed at midnight, when the dinner was almost over, she posted this circle of friends in front of everyone, and she deleted it when she thought of going home in the evening, but the result was ......

Forgot.

Forget it completely.

Yu Sheng, you pig brain.

Thinking of this, Yu Sheng got up from the bed, his teeth itched with regret, there are hundreds of people who like it below, with private chat information and comments, don't these people sleep? Also, usually she posts a circle of friends and no one pays attention to her, okay?

Chi Xiaoxiao was silent on the phone for a while, and sighed: "You are so short of men, you told my sister earlier, my sister will help you get it in minutes, and also, don't get drunk late at night, I understand you, but your body is important, otherwise how can you talk about a boyfriend?" ”

Yu Sheng: ???

Having no excuse.

Well, now the whole world knows that the twenty-four-year-old Yu Sheng lacks men to the point of getting drunk late at night and going crazy.

Gotta pour fire on her.

Chi Xiaoxiao has a fiery temperament, and after picking up the phone, she went straight to Yu Sheng's residence, and then dressed up ceremoniously under her guidance and went out to date a man.

Oh no, the blind date went.

The first man I met was a food blogger, introduced by a friend of Chi Xiaoxiao's friend, thirty years old, very greasy.

Chi Xiaoxiao kept apologizing to Yu Sheng after seeing the real person for the first time: "Shengsheng, I'm sorry, how did I know that the beauty filter of food bloggers is also so thick, and it looks like a handsome uncle-type guy who is beautiful and lovely on the Internet, I guarantee with my personality that the next one will be better." ”

It turns out that Ji Xiaoxiao's personality is not worth much.

The next Internet celebrity is a Thai ladyboy.

Yu Shengsheng has nothing to love: "Xiaoxiao, I haven't lacked men to this point, can we be a normal man living in the real society?" ”

Don't introduce influencers to me anymore.

Chi Xiaoxiaomo, she is in the circle, and she is familiar with these.

And these are a few Internet celebrities who have been particularly popular recently, and their ability to attract money is first-class.

However, the finale always has to be put to the end.

Chi Xiaoxiao patted her on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, there's more." ”。

As soon as Chi Xiaoxiao's words fell, Yu Sheng's eyes fell on the man wearing a black windbreaker at the door, and with a cold and resolute look on his face, he bypassed a few booths at the door and walked directly towards Yu Sheng's table.