Chapter 10: You're Afraid of a Hammer

Zhang Yi was a little afraid of blood, hiding in the captain's room, controlling the little robot, helping No. 34 carry the more than two dozen people who were willing to take refuge on the ground to the cabin at the bottom of the spaceship, and let No. 34 drag the healing instrument to treat their injuries, and distributed three nutrient blocks to each of these people, that is, the food that he brought from the earth before that was decomposed from the garbage.

Good guys, this food can move these guys badly, some cry, some swear, and some scold that the black snake is not human, of course, Zhang Yi will not believe that these people really fell to him in an instant.

dropped a sentence: "I'm going back to the captain's room to rest, don't bother me if there's nothing to do, no, don't bother me if there's something, just find No. 34 to deal with it." You serve me honestly, and the 34th will be your boss in the future, and I will be your boss, go and help me get the things on the list, there will be many rewards, and I will have delicious food, as long as you work hard, my nutritional cubes will be available. If you don't really build this ship in the future, I'll be happy, and I'll reward you with wine, so come on. ”

The speaker of the little robot quieted down, and walked away, a group of people froze, they naturally knew what wine was, but such a precious thing, the people of the two main cities may not be able to get it, their new master, is willing to give them to drink, is it really fake?

"What are you doing in a daze, get up and help me lift the seriously injured if the injury is fine, go out to find something for me after treatment, the old dark matter reactor, the spaceship brain storage unit, as many dark crystals as possible, hurry up, hurry up, keep me busy."

Under the urging of No. 34, everyone was busy treating each other and preparing to start work, but Zhang Yi returned to Earth.

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Look at the time, my mother is coming back soon, I just received a WeChat, my dad collected the car in advance, and I can get home tonight, I can't say that I can only ask my dad to mediate it tonight, otherwise my bank card that was blocked, I don't know if it will be sealed until the year of the monkey.

"I took the initiative to compromise, strive for leniency, and make a table of delicious food, my mother will never beat me with a smiling face, hehe, it's such a happy decision." Zhang Yi threw off his coat, put on his apron, and was ready to start cooking a table of good dishes.

Looking at the green onions, meat, and cauliflower in his hand, Zhang Yi said secretly on a whim: "If you get that food decomposition machine, you can use green onions, ginger, garlic, peanut oil and ingredients to put it in, what kind of nutrient blocks will be made, I really look forward to it, and I don't know if No. 34 can get a new food decomposer, forget it, cook first." ”

Zhang Yi is not an abandoned house, although he is not a great illustrator, but it is not a problem to support himself with illustrations. At other times, he has to take on housework, and he has to be an anchor when he has nothing to do, and he thinks he's quite busy.

Speaking of anchors, he is the most unobtrusive and unreliable anchor in the eyes of the audience, he has done food broadcasting, food, and now he is a game anchor, of course, he has always been game-oriented, and occasionally he goes out with friends to go out on a wild trip, and he is a field anchor, anyway, his dozens of fans admire him incredibly.

When the key to open the door sounded, Zhang Yi walked out of the kitchen with a plate of freshly fried green onion and fried pork, Daddy Zhang Yongli is a big truck driver, with a fat body, always smiling all over his face, a good man.

No, before the person came in, the voice came first: "Yo, green onion and pork, let me guess, this is something to ask me, say, are you and your mother in a cold war again?" ”

"Ahem, Dad, it's not a cold war, my mother forced me to go on a blind date, you see I'm so busy, how can I have that time, right, so I rejected her. Then, my mother froze my bank card, you can help, say good things for me, help me untie the card, I will go to make a card by myself the day after tomorrow, I don't dare to work my mother in the future, haha. ”

Zhang Yongli put down the big teacup in his hand and said with a smile: "The bank card you did when you were in school was a secondary card that your mother helped you get, and she couldn't stop anyone if she wanted to seal it, you want to apply for a card yourself, you have to tell her okay, I'll help you talk about it tonight, but don't get your hopes up." She mentioned it to me a few days ago, saying that she wants to help you find a partner, saying that you are handsome, and your voice is magnetic, how can you not have an object, this is not scientific, so you are ready She will continue to press you until you compromise. ”

Pointing to a table of dishes, Zhang Yi said helplessly: "Won't I compromise, you see that I'm busy with a table of delicious food, don't you just give in to her, how can I compromise?" ”

The sound of opening the door came, and my mother walked in with a cold face: "It's useless to coax me to make good food, and it's even more useless to beg your father, either you put on this suit tonight to see Mingyue's girl, or you just stay at home honestly, don't think about going out, don't think I'll unseal the card for you." ”

"Mom, I'm your own son, how can I do this to me, I'm ~"

Before Zhang Yi finished speaking, he was interrupted by his mother: "Okay, okay, you know, you are a god of 10 million per minute, you can't change your clothes, here is 2,000 yuan in cash, enough for you to invite someone to dinner tonight, watch a movie and drink something, go, it's yours, don't go, hum." ”

This is really a tangled choice question, on one side is money, on the other side is my mother, no, it's a blind date, how to choose?

At this moment, Zhang Yi's phone rang, because this person was a separate ringtone, a German children's song "SCHNAPPI", anyway, it was heard by my father for the first time, and he almost laughed at him, and he also translated it, why do you scold people stupidly in this song?

"What, there's something to say, there's a fart!" Zhang Yi picked up the phone and didn't have a good airway.

"Stick, a new Internet café has opened in the east of the city, there will be an event tonight, charge 100 and get 50 free, let's go eat all night?" Someone's excited voice came over the phone.

Looking at his mother's cold face, Zhang Yi suddenly came up with an idea, and his stinky face instantly changed to a smiling face: "Ah, mallet, no problem, you come to my house to pick me up, I want to use your car tonight, my mother introduced me to a partner, I want to go on a blind date, I'll take you to eat chicken when I'm done." ”

The phone was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly someone's screaming voice came: ",, it's so unfair, it's too unfair, let our mother also draw a woman for me, I want to be fat and handsome, young and golden, I~"

"Shut up and come here."

"10 minutes, no, 6 minutes!"

"Drive your second-hand Cayenne, not that modified Civic."

"Okay, okay! Got it! ”

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Finally made my mother happy, promised to help him unfreeze the bank card the next day, and gave him 2,000 yuan by the way, Zhang took off the new black suit after going downstairs, and put on his black and red rider's uniform again, which was a black short-sleeved shirt.

When his best friend, friend and childhood friend, the dead fat man Gao Yuntao came to him, he said speechlessly: "You fooled Lao Tzu again, didn't you say to borrow my car to go on a blind date, then why are you pushing a motorcycle?" ”

"What a howl, be quiet, you come here, like this, let's put on a show, I'll ride a motorcycle to meet the blind date, just this outfit, the chance of that woman being able to succeed is definitely a big deal, right, my purpose tonight is to make this thing yellow, you drop, understand?"

Gao Yuntao was puzzled and exhaled the smoke, squinted his eyes and asked: "No, what do you mean when I say stick, you are afraid of a hammer, why don't you just go on a blind date, there are so many things, if you don't like it, brother, I will persuade that girl not to pester you for you, if she doesn't agree, I will sleep with her." ”

"Shut up, follow me, let's go to the field first, that girl said it was 8 o'clock, and walked away."

In this way, Zhang Yi rode a motorcycle in front, Gao Yuntao drove behind, and went straight to a western restaurant in the city.