Zheng Da Prawn made a video with me after a while, it was broad daylight on his side, and after chatting for a while, he was very emotional, saying that he especially missed those days when he was young and had no guesses.

I smiled and said, "Your baby has the ability to give up the superior conditions abroad and come back." ”

He sighed: "In a foreign country, I often think of the day when you put a bowl of noodles on my head, and at that time, I could see that Qiao Zimo was not ordinary to you. ”

I smiled: "What are you talking about, Qiao Zimo has long been pregnant with a beautiful woman, and he has nothing to do with me." ”

He was a little regretful and joked: "Bai Ziran, I'm single now, and you're also single, do you want to consider me?" ”

I said, "Get out of the way, don't make fun of the old lady, the foreign girls abroad are not enough for you to soak." ”

Teacher Xie, who was sitting next to me, also regretted it.

"I still think Zimo and you are a good match, but it's a pity that you don't match each other."

I hung up the video of Zheng Da Prawn and replied to Mr. Xie's words.

"I said you people don't mess around with mandarin duck scores, okay? Me and Joe Big Head will never be possible. ”

After Mr. Xie ate thirteen spiced crayfish, he was in a good mood, and he and I walked around the square to eliminate food.

There are many aunts dancing in the square, and the momentum is loud enough and attractive enough.

After Mr. Xie watched it from the side, he shook his head again and again, saying that these aunts danced too ordinarily, and none of them were correct from head to toe.

It was as if I saw the light of day to save Officer White.

I repeatedly encouraged Mr. Xie to join the ranks of those aunts.

Teacher Xie couldn't stand my encouragement and successfully joined the ranks of those square dance armies.

The more she jumped, the more she jumped, the more enchanting she became, and she successfully integrated herself into the ranks of leading figures.

I laughed happily on the side, from the flower stand to the circle of friends.

The picture of the thirteen-spiced crayfish I posted successfully resonated with most of my classmates in high school.

I looked at Teacher Xie, who was full of interest, she was dancing vigorously, and I guess I couldn't stop for a while.

I started replying to comments from my friends.

007, who hadn't shown up for a long time, also liked it, and replied with a drooling emoji.

I replied to him: Come back and eat quickly, I'll wait for you in People's Square.

He immediately replied: Okay.

I said: You won't really be in Xiayang, will you?

He said: I am on the train, and I will be there in more than an hour.

I said, "Yes!" When you come back, we will make an appointment with our classmates in Xiayang to have fun together.

He had nothing to do chatting with me on WeChat and asked me what I was doing.

I said that I was dancing with my mother in People's Square.

He replied with a smiling meme and asked me if I had come out of my broken love.

I didn't answer directly, and asked him if he was so idle and chatting with me, was his one not around?

He replied that his one was chatting with him.

I said okay! I won't bother you two to show affection.

He sent me a picture of me, a picture of the window glass of the bullet train, the shadow inside was blurry, I hadn't seen the fat tiger for many years, I was wondering, is he still so fat? There is no slimming down.

The night was full of surprises.

I put away my phone and prepared to shout at Mr. Xie that it was time to go back.

I ran into an acquaintance head-on, this person was none other than the fat tiger who was still chatting with WeChat just now.

He's still the same as he was back then, chubby and cute.

There is also a girl next to Fat Tiger, this girl has a big belly, and it seems that they are about to become parents.

This fat tiger has been joking with me all the time.

I stepped forward and gave him a slap in the face.

I said, "You shrimp still told me that you were on the bullet train, when did the bullet train come to People's Square?" You're afraid you didn't come by rocket artillery. ”

The fat tiger looked confused, and the reflex arc was a little long.

"Are you, Bai Ziran?"

I slapped him again: "You shrimp is still pretending to be with me, I thought you were really 007 wordy." ”

Fat Tiger's expression was even more confused, and he looked at the girl next to him wryly, and the girl next to him was about to catch fire.

I thought I was a little too much, and I hurriedly smiled at the girl.

"Hello, Mrs. Chen, I am Bai Ziran, a classmate of Fat Tiger's elementary, junior and high school."

The girl nodded politely at me.

I asked Fat Tiger: "This beautiful girl is the fellow you said?" It's really better to see than to hear, you kid has a good eye. ”

The girl's expression was even more ugly, and the fat tiger was so embarrassed that she couldn't be more embarrassed.

The girl's eyes widened, and she spoke with an authentic northern accent: "Fat Tiger, what are you doing, didn't you say that I was your first love?" What's going on with that fellow countryman? ”

Fat Tiger's face was flushed and his speech was slurred: "Old, old classmate, what are you talking about?" When did I tell you about my fellow villagers? We haven't seen each other for so many years, and when we meet, it hurts me, which is a bit uninteresting. ”

I smiled and thought there must be some misunderstanding.

I'm afraid this fat tiger is not 007.

I asked Fat Tiger, "Didn't you go to college in the capital?" ”

Fat Tiger was even more confused: "Which turtle son made a rumor, I haven't even been to the capital, let alone go to college, I want to come, but I don't even think about that score." ”

It's embarrassing, which means that this 007 has someone else.

I laughed: "Fat Tiger, I haven't seen you for many years, you are still so shy that you can't afford to joke." ”

In the big autumn, the fat tiger was full of sweat, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I first added Fat Tiger's wife's WeChat, and then Fat Tiger reluctantly agreed to add my WeChat friend with his wife's consent.

As soon as I saw it, his WeChat name was very straightforward, and he was called Fat Tiger, and it was really not 007.

In order to express my apologies, I sent a small red envelope to Fat Tiger's wife, congratulating them on spending a good moon, giving birth to a precious son early, and hugging them in the coming year.

The two of them exchanged a few words with me, and slipped away faster than a rabbit.

I sat on the edge of the flower bed again and sent 007 a WeChat message.

I said, "Fat Tiger, where are you kid now?" ”

He replied quickly: "Soon, there is still half an hour to reach Xiayang, what's the matter, are you coming to pick me up?" ”

I scolded him: "Take a hammer, you are still pretending to be garlic with the old lady, I met the fat tiger in the People's Square just now." ”

Probably because I exposed his lies, he didn't hear back for a long time.

I was so angry that Mr. Xie came to me and said that I was going home, and I came back to my senses.

When I got home, washed and slept, 007 finally sent me a message back.

He said, "White monkey, want to know who I am?" Tomorrow morning, the Qingshui River will not be gone. ”

Damn, this grandson really swears to play 007 to the end.

I spent the night thinking, who the hell is this 007?

From elementary school to high school, there is no second person except for Fat Tiger and Qiao Datou.

It's not a fat tiger, is it Qiao Datou? I quickly dismissed the idea.