Eighty years of wind, frost, snow and rain road, it is so long, the old man of Shimo Mountain is like a wisp of green smoke disillusioned, and it is so hasty, birth, old age, sickness and death are not impermanence of the world, but the law of nature, the master is not the savior, he has no ability to save all things in the world, he is not the endless injustices in the world, and the master is not a fairy, he also has seven emotions and six desires and human normal feelings, after the old man of Shimo Mountain passed away, he fell into deep self-blame and guilt, for a period of time he has been depressed, sad and sad, sad and melancholy, Every time there is such and such an old man unfortunately passed away for such and such reasons, the master will be like this, maybe the master is really old and has a special feeling for these things of life and death, that period of wind and clouds and the rising sun in the east and the sun rise and fall in the west mountain is very calm, calm so that I and the master have forgotten their identity as Mr. Yin and Yang, the master has nothing to do, his old man saw that I was really idle and panicked, so he simply went to the driving school in the town to register for me and learn a driver's license, the master said, he is old, and he will not be able to drive in the future, I also wanted to pat him on the back, saying that he was young, but he said, eggs, I have already paid you the tuition fees, hurry up and study, if you have time or not, you have to go, we say that if you are busy, you will not have a head!

Coincidentally, it's a good time to catch up, and now how many towns have driving schools? That's because our town is not far from the county seat, they want a piece of land in our town to build a simple driving school, a few cars to the scrapped Tianjin Dafa, is also the prototype of the early driving school, although it is an era when you can buy a driver's license for money, if you don't go to the driving school to know the gear handle, clutch brake, give you an A1 certificate, give you an imported car, you will not drive, so the driving school still has to go, don't be afraid of trouble, don't go to the trouble in the future......

I have always been obedient to Master's intentions, learning a driver's license is not only not a bad thing, but also a good thing, in that era, in our place, if anyone could drive, it was an exaggeration to say that it was like flying a plane now, similar to driving a motor car, high salary, envy, of course, the times are advancing, some things are not the same, but at that time it was really a big craft to drive, and many people who drove well made a living from it, and they could feed a large family!

Master's words have been made very clear, good things should be done as soon as possible, I decided to go to the driving school the next morning to sign up, I was afraid that Master would regret it again, so I didn't let me go.

stay overnight

Early in the morning, I drank a few bowls of sweet potatoes after my mother boiled sweet potatoes, and walked straight to the town, hey, there is no big golden deer at home, so I take the two-legged car of the 11th Road, hehe, but walking has long been used to it, this dirt road, I don't know how many times I have walked in the past ten years, anyway, the two words are familiar.

This is not I humming a little song unhurriedly into the town, everyone don't misunderstand that Erdan is an elegant person, don't hum, Langqu eighteen touches, I hummed and hummed unwillingly I don't know who is behind me is a kick on my sexy buttocks, I am furious in my heart, fuck, I don't know, Mr. Yin and Yang's ass can't be kicked, although my second egg is not yet a profound Mr. Yin and Yang, but my second egg has always been self-disciplined with a decent Mr. Yin and Yang, since you offended me, then don't blame me for being rude, don't fight ghosts for these three days, You are a yin and yang person who is neither male nor female, I turned around and just wanted to give him some color to see it, but I shouted angrily:

"Cousin"

"Erbastard, my stupid brother, what are you going to do if you are dressed like five or six people, this is a shirtless man wearing fat pants eight feet wide, if you don't look at his face, he looks like Maitreya Buddha without clothes, but this kind of person, you must look at him with worldly eyes, he weighs more than 200 pounds, his head looks like a big gourd scoop, he is actually embarrassed to grow long hair like Zhou Yunfa, sweating in the summer as if letting the dog lick it, there is a scar hidden under the horizontal flesh of the face, take a closer look, from the temple to the neck, It's very scary, but it's this evil look that narrows into a slit with a smile, but it can show his kindness, he is the second cousin of my second cousin's family - Hu Xiangtian, people give nicknames, Hu Yiba, yes, his father and my father are aunt cousins, and when it comes to our generation, I have to call him a cousin, he is not only my second egg's cousin but also a tyrant in several towns near us, you may not know the name of the mayor of several nearby towns, but when you mention Hu Yiba, Regardless of men, women and children there is no one who does not know, it can be said that women and children know, he monopolized the pig market in several nearby towns, at that time, in addition to planting a farmer, almost every household raised it a few sows, more than a dozen piglets, in order to supplement the family, if you want to sell pigs at a good price and get money in time, you have to sell to that Hu Yiba, otherwise it is not a loss, or the money after buying pigs can not be fed in vain, not so much that he monopolizes the market, but that he is a unified market, The cousin gives a very fair price in the sale and purchase almost every time is enough for the people to count in their hearts, it can be said that Tong Su is not bullied, after the money is over, the cash is directly in your hands and never arrears, in the countryside is generally the family encounters something big or something happens before selling fat pigs, cousins often encounter such a situation, that is, who is in an emergency, the piglets have not grown up, as long as they find the cousin, the cousin will be generous without saying a word, although he is not soft on other pig buyers, There are not a few who are disabled and scrapped, and those who are beaten to the point of bleeding should come to Yimeng Mountain to travel, but he is always polite to the people, although he is evil, but he never bullies the people, and the people will always give him a thumbs up and say that he is a man.

I also admire my cousin in my heart, crawled out of the poor ravine bare-chested, and now, not only put on clothes, but also become a tyrant, the underworld boss in the west of our county, many mayors' guests, he stomped his feet The whole county is eager to tremble, and the thug brother under his hand is not in the decimal number, although he is now saying that he is making money every day, it is also fought with his life, and it can be seen from the scars on his face, you are not convinced, cut you in the face, your life is not guaranteed, in the jargon of the current society, My cousin is the eldest brother of the underworld or mixed society, but in my mind he is a reckless hero, because he dares to fight, dare to shake his head at fate and say no, throw off the burden of poverty of several generations, and use his fists and wisdom to fight a piece of his own world.

My cousin's family lives right next to the town's animal quarantine station, and I had to pass through his house to get into the center of town.

"Cousin" cousin stood in front of me with a big belly and patted me on the shoulder, and I felt like my body was about to flash.

"Brother, slow down, I can't stand your weight"

"Less nonsense, cousin, it's time to go to secondary school."

"Brother, I didn't go to school early, and I didn't get into any school after graduating from junior high school! So, I ...... "I'm a little embarrassed, but I don't want to hide it from my straightforward cousin, and I'm waiting for him to give me a political lesson."

"It's been so long," the cousin sighed, and said without thinking:

"Cousin, come up to me to do things, my brother's subordinates are not afraid of many people, if you come, my cousin will not treat you badly"

"Brother, I won't fight and kill or something."

"What, second egg, my cousin has always been this image in your mind, killing people and setting fires everywhere with knives all day long, extorting and blackmailing."

"Brother, no, I didn't mean that, my brother has always regarded his cousin as a role model, hoping that one day he will get ahead like his cousin"

"Erdan, since you don't go to school, you can't stay in that poor ravine anymore" My cousin was in a hurry, and his hot temper almost slapped me twice.

"The second uncle and grandfather's family (referring to my grandfather), there is no one who understands, a nest of pumpkins, you have grown up, I think you can have a little interest, you are nesting in that poor mountain village, you want to fight with our second uncle and fourth uncle for a lifetime, pretending to be crazy and stupid for a lifetime...... Hey"

"Don't say anything, listen to me, come to me tomorrow, I'll take care of your food and drink, give you money to spend, help you find a wife, that's it, hurry home and clean up the bunk and cover me, do you hear" My cousin kicked me in the ass again.

I was moved and didn't know what to say, and my eyes were moist unconsciously, my father, an elder brother, four sisters, two sisters, among these old relatives, cousins, cousins are countless, although my father has given birth to many children, but none of them can support the eyelids of outsiders, either crazy, stupid, stupid...... They didn't even roll their eyes when they saw our family, they didn't say a word, to put it bluntly, they didn't treat my father's children as human beings, and they felt in their hearts that it was a shame to have such stupid relatives...... So there are very few people who come and go to my father's family, but my cousin, who mixes the best, is prosperous, wants money, is powerful, and looks up to people the most, when I see my father and my mother, I am always a cousin and a cousin, and I treat my second egg like my own brother.

"Why don't you want to come, I'll tell you Erdan, you come to your cousin, your cousin will give you a few villages, and you will become a rich man in three months, do you believe it?"

"Letter, brother letter, brother, it's just ......"

"What are you hesitating about, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, don't be a bag, give me some money"

"Hey, no, don't speak, do you have something to hide from your cousin, tell me, what are you doing in town today?"

"Master asked me to learn a driver's license," I said, scratching my head.

"True or false, my brother came to learn a driver's license, he has a pursuit, why are you going to buy a car, can you drive up to Shangen Village? You tell your brother how you made a fortune at such a young age! ”

"Cousin, don't laugh at your brother, okay?" I couldn't resist my cousin's sneering.

"Wait, Erdan, who did you just say your master was?"

"Shao Xingze"

"He" my cousin looked at me with a look of astonishment, stopped talking, and stopped his fat smile.

"You worshipped him as a teacher?"

"That's right."

"It's okay, Master Shao Xingze is a strange person with real skills, it's not a bad thing for you to follow him, it's also a business" The cousin kept talking, seeing the change in his facial expression, he seemed to think about it a few times before saying this.

"Four lame," the cousin shouted at his little bungalow.

"Four lame, hurry up and get out of here" A limping middle-aged man ran out of his cousin's small western-style building, with a mustache and a treacherous face.

"Four lame, don't you often blow that there is someone in your county traffic police team, hurry up and get my cousin a C1 driver's license, otherwise I will break your right leg"

"Big brother, you see what you said, I can't do it, if your brother is disabled, you can't support it, big brother" The four lame men had a sloppy posture.

"You're going to be poor and don't do anything all day!" My cousin kicked the four lame men a few times.

"Cousin," I grabbed my cousin and said:

"Brother, my money has been handed over to the driving school, let's go, otherwise I won't be able to go back to the village master."

"That's okay, you go, go to the driving school to have a look, go to my brother's place to eat at noon, what about the little leopard, come out, go to the driving school to say hello and take good care of the old watch, otherwise this driving school will go back to their county to do it......"

"Okay, brother, I'll go"

I finished dealing with my cousin, and it was not too early to see that it was too early, so I hurriedly ran to the driving school, and just a few steps away, my cousin stopped me and asked nervously:

"How did Master Xingze take you as an apprentice?"

"I don't know, now that I think about it, it's like a dream," I said truthfully.

"Hey, my brother sold me guanzi," my cousin pointed to my little nose in disbelief.

"That's really ......"

"Go, go......" My cousin thought I didn't want to say, so he didn't ask.