Gu Qingniao has always known that there has never been anything in this world that cannot be explained by science, and if there is, then there will be a socialist country.

But rubbing her aching skull, she really couldn't figure out whether what happened last night was someone trying to joke with her, or if she had drunk a fragment and saw it in a dream.

Yesterday, it was the last day of their graduation, the graduation ceremony was over, the graduation photos were taken, the graduation certificates were all in the dormitory, seeing that they were going to go their separate ways, several girls hugged their heads and cried, and made up their minds to come out to buy a drunk, so that they could have no regrets about their youth.

So they chose the bar three blocks outside the school, where the last senior sister graduated and got drunk.

With the recommendation of the senior sister, they naturally did not make a second choice, and as soon as it was dark at night, they went straight to a bar, and for the sake of their youth, they had a good time to be presumptuous.

The name of the bar is called "Residual Dream", a bit of a middle two, a little outdated little romance, but the decoration inside is not bad, and there is no too noisy environment as imagined, although it is not a clear bar.

Gu Qingniao and a few of them, they have never drunk much wine, usually when the weather is hot, two bottles of RIO, the alcohol content is not as good as brave to the end of the world, but following the bartender's recommendation, it began to stagger in less than half an hour.

It feels nice to be drunk, flirtatious, and you can leave anything behind.

What graduation, what job, what income, what luggage, and the boyfriend who left, and a failed graduation season, Gu Bluebird can not care.

Floating around in the bar hall in a daze, Gu Qingniao saw a handsome little boy.

Hey? Isn't it true that when you come to the bar, you just want to drink and then fish for Kaizi? Gu Qingniao's brain has begun to be bad, and he always feels that he is the heroine of the novel who comes out to have fun, and then is destined to be taken home by the family and then start a life and death love.

Thinking so, she chased in the direction where the little boy had left.

As a result, before I could take two steps, my feet were upside down, and I almost fell. When he looked up again, the handsome little boy had disappeared.

Really? Gu Qingniao rubbed his eyes, put the wine glass on the empty table next to him, and walked towards the position of the little boy just now, and saw a closed door.

It must be here!

Gu Qingniao stared at the door, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the handsome guy just now had walked into this door.

So she staggered over, stretched out her hand and wanted to push the door, but she didn't see two neatly dressed waiters standing by the door.

In the hazy drunken eyes of the ancient blue bird, the black pants and white shirt and black vest blended perfectly with the wall.

As for the waiter's face...... You're not handsome, why do I look at your face?

Gu Qingniao reached out and grabbed the doorknob, and the waiters on both sides hurriedly grabbed her: "I'm sorry, miss, this is a private area, and customers are not allowed to enter." ”

Raising his head and looking at the waiters on both sides, Gu Qingniao didn't know whether the small universe exploded or the hypothalamus exploded, and said the classic line as soon as he opened his mouth: "You are the young lady!" Your whole family is a young lady! ”

Regardless of what the waiter said, Gu Qingniao stretched out his hand and pulled the door open, and when the waiter wanted to go over and drag her, her two feet mixed together, and she fell directly into the door, and the waiter didn't react.

Gu Qingniao remembered that when she fell in, she thought she was going to break her head and bleed, but she fell directly into a soft and warm place.

A soft voice said to the door: "She's drunk, it's okay, you guys watch the door, I'll be soon." ”

Gu Qingniao was about to lose his eyes when he was drinking at this time, but he still saw the face he had been looking for, lay in the arms of the handsome guy, and stretched out a hand to pat his chest: "You are so fast?" How fast? Hehehe! ”

Then, the ancient bluebird couldn't remember it clearly, it was full of some strange pictures.

She remembered that she didn't know why she left the arms of the handsome guy, and seemed to be lying on the sofa, with a boy's coat on her body.

Suddenly, the lights were turned off in the whole room, and some red, green, and strange things came with gusts of cold wind, even if it was covered with that thick coat, it made the ancient bluebird cold.

These strange things have a glittering light on them, absurd expressions on their faces, and various equipment in their hands, and the ancient bluebird almost thinks that this is in a video game. Has China's e-sports industry developed to this point?

Gu Qingniao opened her hand and waved it wildly, wanting to open the system panel, but unfortunately, the clothes on the back of her hands were covered, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break free from the restraints, and was directly entangled in the clothes.

Bad clothes! The ancient blue bird slapped his clothes, and it slapped on his stomach, and then his stomach began to churn. Gu Qingniao frowned, and hurriedly fought with his stomach.

Then a vague figure appeared in all the strange colors and shapes, holding an electric baton in his hand, pointing at the strange things, reading something she didn't understand. The voice person UO Yin Ruoxian, like a lullaby, but it's very good.

Then, the electric rod seemed to be pressed on the switch and began to glow, directly on the bodies of those things.

Those strange things seemed to be in pain, and they were so shocked that they had no power to resist, and they scattered and fled under these attacks, but they couldn't get out. The old bluebird remembered those hideous faces, with their mottled colors and crazy expressions, that disappeared in the howl.

Electric baton to exorcise ghosts? Hehe! Interesting! Interesting! This game is really well done, which company's?

Gu Bluebird showed two hands from the clothes covering his body, clapped his hands and giggled.

She didn't know why she was giggling, and she didn't even remember whether her right hand had slapped her left hand at that time, and she felt ashamed to think about how stupid she was at that time.

Especially at the end, she threw up, vomited a whole bag.

This pocket, of course, is the dress on the body.

Gu Qingniao didn't know how she got back to the dormitory, and when she woke up, the few remaining people in their dormitory had already packed up their things and left directly, not even leaving her a chance to say goodbye.

Lying on the bed, the ancient bluebird was still in a trance.

Whether what she saw last night was true or false made her feel a little confused.

She endured the severe pain in her head, turned on her mobile phone, which had only 5% battery left, and asked in the dormitory group, "Why don't you wait for me?" ”

The eldest sister said, "We are waiting for you, and the train is not waiting for us!" ”

Gu Qingniao thought about it and it did make sense: "Then why don't you call me?" ”

After two minutes of silence in the dormitory group, the pot exploded completely.

"We wanted to wake you up, but we couldn't!"

"How much did you drink yesterday? We screamed for five minutes, and you couldn't even get a stab at the waist with a clothes pole. ”

"If you weren't still breathing and talking in your dreams, we'd all think you'd be dead!"

……

Gu Qingniao rubbed his waist, no wonder he always felt a pain in his back.

No, Gu Qingniao instantly discovered something unpleasant, and hurriedly asked, "What did I say in my dream?" ”

"Little handsome guy, don't go!"

"It's so nice to catch ghosts with electric batons!"

"Do I have to eat such a big bag?"

"Something like that......"

Gu Bluebird's face turned green, covered his forehead and groaned/groaned twice, rolled on the bed, and asked the most critical question while the phone still had the last bit of power: "How did we come back yesterday?" ”

"Of course you drank too much, and we got you back."

Seeing the eldest sister's words, Gu Qingniao breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that yesterday's events should be in a dream.

But just before the phone screen went completely black due to the lack of power, Gu Qingniao didn't see what they were saying.

"By the way, you didn't sleep in the toilet when you went to the toilet yesterday, did you? Went for a long time. ”

"And who was that handsome little guy who sent you back from the toilet yesterday?"

"What the hell are you two doing in the bathroom?"

……

However, these words were sealed in the historical records by a dead mobile phone, and by the time the ancient bluebird plugged in the mobile phone and looked at it again, the historical records of this group had already been brushed to infinity by the new records.

And the ancient bluebird also began to return to reality from the pleasure and pain of hangover.

The people in the dormitory have all left, and only Gu Bluebird is left alone.

Looking at the dormitory full of messy things, Gu Qingniao had a headache, where should he go? Or rather, let's talk about it in the dormitory for two days now.

At this time, the dormitory manager pushed the door and came in.

"Eh, why haven't you left yet?" The eldest sister of the dormitory manager asked.

Gu Qingniao rubbed her unkempt hair, this imageless image has been seen by the dormitory manager for four years, and she is not afraid at all.

"Sister, I may, I have to stay here for two or three days."

The eldest sister was stunned when she heard this: "Didn't you see the announcement below?" Late departure from school may not be applied for without a special reason. ”

Oh, I see, the dorm is starting to bombard.

Two days ago, the school also advertised the free dumplings for graduates on the hot search, but now they turn their faces and don't recognize people, and they are in a hurry to drive students out of the dormitory.

Get on the dumplings and get off the noodles, and eat poop without leaving.

It's all too true.

Gu Qingniao thought about it, let's go, anyway, it is the same wherever she is now, so she yawned and asked, "Sister, you can give me a happy word, how long can I stay." ”

"Tomorrow at five o'clock in the evening."

After speaking, the eldest sister in charge of the dormitory pushed the door and left, going to other dormitories to catch up with people. Gu Qingniao sat on the chair, poured himself a glass of water and drank it, feeling the sour taste in his mouth, a little suspicious.

Did I vomit yesterday or didn't I throw up yesterday?

Gu Qingniao was bored and pulled the things in the house, feeling like a rag, but the dormitory could only live until five o'clock in the evening, what should he do?

After calculating the remaining money in the card, I guess there is no hope of asking for help from home, so let's find a random house to rent first, and then make plans.

After opening the mobile phone software, Gu Qingniao began to look for a cheap house to see if there was any place to rent near the school, and she soon found a good place.

Just outside the west gate of the school, the rent is quite low in the whole Fengcheng and around the entire school. Gu Qingniao hurriedly called over, quickly negotiated the time to look at the house, and went to the water room to wash his face.

Standing at the door of the dormitory, Gu Qingniao was stuck in his waist, and there were several huge cardboard boxes behind him.

Come on luggage! Who's afraid of whom?

Ten minutes later......

The ancient bluebird has the heart to cry.