"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 4 Dynamite Packs

Yu Chen didn't expect that he would kick such a thick pine tree with this kick, and hurriedly took two steps back: "I'm rubbing, this is a big disaster." ”

Wu Yu was also shocked, he was supporting the old man Zhao who was frightened by Yu Chen, but he didn't expect Yu Chen to really kick it, and the thick pine tree was really broken.

Wu Yu glared at Yu Chen: "What should I do now, it's really as scary as you said?" ”

Yu Chen scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "I don't know very well, this is what my grandfather told me when I was a child, I hope my grandfather told me fairy tales." ”

Wu Yu gave him a blank look: "Let's wake up this old man first!" If something really happens to someone's house, what should you do? ”

Yu Chen hurriedly took out a small porcelain bottle from the bag he was carrying and handed it to Wu Yu: "Smell this for him and he will wake up." ”

Wu Yu took it and didn't think much about it, and was about to open the cap when he saw Yu Chen take a few steps back. Wu Yu frowned and opened the cap of the bottle, a smell that he had never smelled before almost fainted Wu Yu, covered his nose and asked, "What are you!" Why is it so stinky, the living have made you smoke to death. ”

Yu Chen stood far away, covered his nose and said, "I watch martial arts dramas without saying that stinky things can wake people up?" This is Xue Hao's match, it seems to be his and other smelly things. ”

Wu Yu twisted his face: "Can it work?" Can you be reliable? ”

Yu Chen nodded: "You try it!" Last time Xue Hao went to sleep, I used this to wake him up. ”

Wu Yu was in no mood to worry about Yu Chen at this time, seeing that Old Man Zhao was already in a coma, he could only be a dead horse and put the mouth of the bottle on the side of Old Man Zhao's nose.

Old Man Zhao was obviously smoked, and he slowly woke up with a violent cough. Seeing that everyone was fine, Wu Yu hurriedly put the lid on the bottle and threw it to Yu Chen: "You are really useful for this thing." Yu Chen smiled: "Actually, I also have a little contribution here, but it's not too new." ”

Old Man Zhao slowed down and said, "Great Immortal, is my family still saved?" ”

Yu Chen said embarrassedly: "I have to study the cracking technique, but don't worry, I will do my best." This tree broke when you fainted just now, I think there is some evil at work, I will help you catch that monster in the next few days. ”

Zhao Lianjun looked at the pine tree that was kicked down by Yu Chen: "Hey... O Daisen! You must save my family, I remember hearing the old people in the village say when I was a child, that the cemetery tree is unlucky! O Daisen! Will this affect my old mother's burial! ”

Yu Chen looked at the pine tree he had kicked on, and then at Old Man Zhao's expectant eyes, and smiled awkwardly: "No... No, there is an immortal, nothing will be affected. You go down the mountain first and wait for us, I want to fix the pine tree of your house with my assistant first, so as not to delay the burial of your old lady, and then I will help your family resolve this disaster after the burial. ”

Old Man Zhao nodded and stood up: "Okay! Thank you, Daxian, I'll go to the bottom of the mountain and wait for you. ”

Yu Chen nodded, and Old Man Zhao walked down the mountain. Wu Yu was also about to help the old man down the mountain, but was stopped by Yu Chen: "Brother-in-law, what are you doing with it." I've got duct tape, so help me get this tree right! ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen blankly, reached out and touched Yu Chen's head: "You don't have a fever, brother, are you crazy?" Can you stick it with tree tape? Even if you could, you'd be fooling! ”

Yu Chen opened Wu Yu's hand with an indifferent expression: "Come on!" First find a way to get the tree right, and if it doesn't work, get a few branches to support it. I'll put up a 'Xun' charm first, top it for two days, and then figure out a way when the old lady is buried. ”

Wu Yu looked helpless, regretting how he could go out with such a brother-in-law. Xiaoxi's grandfather also said that this kid has the ability! But what I see is all unreliable.

Yu Chen really took out a roll of tape from his bag, and Wu Yu was a little dumbfounded when he saw it: "Brother, you tell me the truth, did you calculate that such a thing would happen?" ”

Yu Chen was stunned for a moment, looked at the tape in his hand and smiled: "Brother-in-law, didn't I tell you?" Fortune telling is a lie, if I could really tell fortunes, I would have made a fortune a long time ago, what are you messing around here! ”

Wu Yu frowned, he always felt that this was not quite right with Yu Chen, and saw that Yu Chen took out the tape from his bag and then took out a piece of rune paper, and saw that it was a traditional character 'Xun'.

Yu Chen pointed to the pine tree that he kicked off: "Brother-in-law take the handle, let's wrap him up first." Wu Yu felt that Yu Chen was a little tricking him, so he glanced at Yu Chen and walked over to help him help him lift the tree.

I don't know if I don't help it, and I'm scared when I help it. Wu Yu never dreamed that this pine tree, which had a diameter of more than 20 centimeters, would be lifted up by himself without much effort.

Looking at Wu Yu's surprised expression, Yu Chen smiled: "Brother-in-law, you know if you blame me this time!" There is a problem with the quality of this tree, it must be their old Zhao family's tofu scum project to burn newspapers and fool ghosts. ”

Wu Yu took a closer look at the pine tree he had raised, no matter from which point of view, it was a genuine pine tree, and it was obviously still alive, and the branches and leaves on the tree were still green.

Wu Yu broke off a branch and looked at it, it was no different from ordinary trees: "Brother, this tree is no problem!" How can it be so light, is it that you have moved something. ”

Yu Chen took the tape and wound it repeatedly around the disconnection of the tree, and said while wrapping: "I said that the soul of this tree is broken up, do you believe it?" ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen as if he wasn't joking with him: "What do you mean, trees also have souls?" ”

Yu Chen nodded: "As long as everything is alive, it has a soul, haven't you watched the trees on TV also have become essences?" In my cognition, a tree not only has a soul but also a soul, and the specific number of catties is directly related to the difference in soul. The soul of the grass and trees took up almost half of her weight, and the tree made the old lady cut down her soul, so it became lighter. ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen in a daze: "Brother, don't fix those hanging things, you tell me to order directly." ”

Yu Chen nodded: "Generally, the soul is not easy to leave the body, even if you leave, as long as you don't reach the end of your life, you will still come back soon." The old lady dreamed that her old man was tied to this tree, and then she cut the tree with a knife, and I guess that the old lady had done something when she came to the graveyard. This pine tree can prevent things from outside the cemetery from coming in, but it can't prevent things from going out of the cemetery, indicating that something outside the cemetery has been on the old lady's body. ”

Wu Yu nodded: "Didn't you say that you can't end your life, even if you lose your soul, you can come back?" Is this tree at the end of its life? No, you see this tree is still growing! ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Brother-in-law, you are not in business, and you are to the point in one sentence." It is true that this tree has not reached the end of its life, and it is not man-made or natural disasters that make it die early, which can only indicate that there is a force that forcibly restrains its soul. ”

Wu Yu's eyes lit up: "I understand what you mean, you kicked down the tree to cause artificial damage to the tree, and the purpose of attaching the Xun charm is to make the power that binds the soul of the tree mistakenly think that the soul of the tree has returned to the body of the tree, so that this force will find a way to get the soul of the tree away again, and you will have a chance to know what it is, right?" ”

Yu Chen smiled and stretched out his thumb: "Brother-in-law, it seems that I have always underestimated you, and what you said is right." So you're going to have to stay with me in this graveyard tonight, and we'll see what the hell is going on here. ”

Wu Yu was about to smile proudly, but he was choked back by Yu Chen's words, and opened his mouth for a long time before he said, "Brother, I know you must be joking with your brother-in-law, right?" You also know that my brother-in-law's body is very weak, in case something unclean comes to my body, your sister Xiaoxi's desire to have a child will have to be postponed again. ”

Yu Chen pasted the Xun charm on the trunk of the tree, stood up and walked to Wu Yu's side, and patted Wu Yu on the shoulder: "Brother-in-law, I don't have the leisure to joke with you." First of all, I really want to know what it is that has such a great ability to get rid of the soul of a pine tree on the edge of the graveyard, and you don't know how hard it is to get rid of the soul of a living thing. Second, Sister Xiaoxi's grandfather didn't ask you to learn from me hard! Tonight is the first lesson I'll give you, so you won't have to take notes, but skipping class won't work. ”

As soon as Wu Yu let go, the pine tree didn't fall, and it seemed that Yu Chen's tape had worked. Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen's expression, obviously playing with him, and glanced at Yu Chen: "Brother, it's not funny at all when you joke this time." This is a graveyard, not your bedroom, where are we going to sleep for the night? ”

Yu Chen pointed to a separate huge grave bag in the top row of the cemetery and said, "Right there, the boss of their old Zhao family in this cemetery. We're going to squeeze in with the old man inside tonight, and the view is the widest there, and we can definitely see below. ”

Wu Yu looked up at the largest tomb bag in the top row, about 10 meters away from this pine tree, and the surrounding area was obviously repaired by the Zhao family with stones, which seemed to be the largest and most luxurious compared to all the tombs.

Behind the mound, a pine tree with a diameter of 50 centimeters has spread out a parasol-like branch and leaf, which has a sense of self-esteem.

Wu Yu sighed: "Brother, can we discuss something?" As long as you promise me one condition, my brother-in-law will accompany you to squeeze with the old man tonight. ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Say it!" I try to promise you. ”

Wu Yu pointed to Yu Chen's bag: "Find me a suitable treasure from you, preferably a treasure that can minimize the danger in the event of a situation." ”

Yu Chen nodded, with a serious face: "This is no problem, I promise that I will definitely not put you in danger, to be honest, I am also afraid that Sister Xiaoxi will become a widow!" ”

Wu Yu nodded: "What are you going to give me?" ”

Yu Chen casually took out a lighter and a fist-sized package from his bag and handed them to Wu Yu: "Brother-in-law, with these two treasures, no one wants to hurt you, even if the king of heaven comes, there is no way." ”

Wu Yu took the thing and looked at it, and a 10-centimeter-long gray line with the thickness of a little finger poked out of the corner of the package, and his heart suddenly felt cold: "Brother, you asked your brother-in-law to learn Dong Cunrui to sacrifice himself to blow up the grave?" ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Brother-in-law, no matter what kind of copper skin and iron bones it is, just 2 catties of this thing, I promise to let it fight with the lord of Yama, and I won't be able to come back." ”

Wu Yu looked at the things in his hand, and the boss with his mouth open: "Is it really an explosives bag?" Yu Chen nodded solemnly.