Chapter 34: Trickery is not easy
Seeing that the chimpanzee-like zombie was about to rush in front of us, I shouted: "Everyone run to the door, and all the people of Sanbaozhai are left except for Dong Lao!" ”
It's not like I'm making fun of my brother.
It's that the space in here is not particularly large, and so many people will run back and forth in a chaotic manner, which is not conducive to my control of the situation.
Moreover, if it is not my own person, I am not comfortable with it, and without knowing what a person has and what kind of heart he has, it is difficult for me to feel at ease to let him do things for me.
When the people heard my command, they ran towards the entrance of the cave, but they all piled up at the entrance of the cave and did not go out.
I turned my head and shouted, "Hey! Didn't I let you go? Why are they still piled up here? ”
Zhang Tianqi said: "If I don't leave, this dry guy will die in a while, and I will rob you of the gold leaf wooden box!" ”
The Heavenly Rat said weakly, "I'm not going to go either!" I'm going to watch this guy die in front of me! ”
Hehe, the co-authorship is two sets of watching the play.
The zombie was getting closer and closer, and I said to San'er: "San'er, you go and attract that guy's attention in a while, remember, don't get hurt, and run for your life if necessary." ”
This task can only be done by San'er, who is the most agile and has countless life and death combat experience.
San'er nodded affirmatively, and then ran quickly towards the zombie.
I saw San'er throw the short knife in his hand directly at the zombie's face, and his quasi-head made mine very good, and the knife poked straight into the zombie's face.
But the zombie was not harmed in the slightest, not even a single fluff on its face.
This makes me sigh a little, can this zombie fluff be used as armor?
That's perverted, isn't it?
However, San'er's attack obviously didn't want to cause any damage to this zombie, his role was mainly to attract hatred.
The zombie had obviously felt humiliated, and he gave up his previous pursuit and pounced directly on San'er.
But San'er is a special soldier, a guy who can fight wild beasts in the jungle.
Now in the face of a zombie with high blood but not fast speed, San'er is still at ease, and a few zombies who are moving around are around.
Seeing San'er so easy, the heart I was carrying at the beginning finally let go.
Zhang Gen watched with relish from the sidelines, as if he was watching some kind of juggling, but he didn't look worried about San'er at all.
I saw him whistling while watching, and said: "San'er, this monster is too beautiful, no harm to pull the monster, and hatred is full." ”
A bunch of us stared at each other and didn't know what he was talking about, but I could probably guess it was the language of the game, anyway...... is probably complimenting San'er's appearance.
I saw that the plan was beginning to work, and looked at the old horse, but I couldn't remember what his middle two move was called when he injured the enemy by 1,000 and injured himself by 800, and after kicking people, he also fell, so I said to the old horse: "Old horse, the trick you just used to lie down with your own corpse is called ......."
The old horse rolled his eyes and said, "Kick the meat bullet!" And what do you mean by lying down together? Are you insulting my gorgeous moves? ”
The situation was urgent, I hurriedly interrupted his words and said, "Whatever it is, I'll let San'er attract that zombie to the edge of the big pit in a while, and you use your lying corpse to kick him in, I think you can kick him out of a distance." ”
The old horse roared
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Said: "It's not a special lying corpse, it's a ......."
I waved my hand and said, "It's okay to do anything, it's not important, the important thing is that you can only succeed and not fail!" ”
The old horse rolled his eyes and ignored me.
I clasped my hands to my chest and muttered, "Zombies, huh? Seeing that you are quite dry, today the master will let you suck a good suck! ”
I saw that San'er had readjusted his direction and ran in our direction, so I shouted: "San'er, run to the edge of the big pit, just this one recently, oops, don't ask why, there will be relevant personnel to cooperate with you later." ”
Lao Ma glanced at me again, and said dissatisfiedly: "What the hell is this Nima-related personnel, why don't you report to Lao Tzu?" ”
When it was too late, San'er was already very close to the big pit, and when the old horse saw that the time had come, he stopped pretending to be pretentious to me, and began to follow them one by one, and chased after them steadily.
This picture is still a little weird, if you replace that zombie with a woman, it looks quite like a sadomasochistic love triangle.
Ahem...... The topic is far away, and in such a tense atmosphere, I can't think nonsense.
San'er had already come to the edge of the big pit, and he glanced back to make sure that the old horse was following him.
San'er jumped hard and jumped directly from the top of the pit.
The zombie also seemed to sense the existence of the big pit in front of him, and suddenly slowed down, as if thinking about how to pass.
Seeing this scene, I was in a cold sweat again.
My dear, aren't your brains all gone? Why do you still look like you're still thinking?
But the old horse behind him didn't give him time to hesitate, and directly kicked him with a meat bullet, shouting: "You go down for Lao Tzu!" Oops! ”
I saw that the zombie was kicked directly into the pit by the old horse.
The old horse was also bounced aside under the rebound of the force, and then fell to the ground fiercely, letting out a wail.
Seeing the zombie fall into the pit, all of us burst into cheers, as if the Chinese team had won the World Cup.
I stretched out my fist and gestured hard, and sighed, "It's done!" ”
Ignoring the pain in his ribs, he quickly moved to the edge of the pit and looked inside.
Because the water is very muddy, I can't see exactly what it looks like below, but what is certain is that the zombie seems to be very heavy, and the surface of the water is not disturbed, and I can tell at a glance that the zombie has sunk to the bottom.
I won't soak you up now!
Seeing that we were all around this big pit, all the people who were hiding at the entrance of the cave also came over.
All of a sudden, the ground seemed to shake a little beneath my feet.
Earthquake?
This was my first reaction, but within my line of sight, Zhang Tianqi and they walked steadily on the ground towards us.
"! Flash! ”
It turned out that only the ground under our feet shook!
Zhang Genhuo was closest to me at this time, and he directly carried me on his shoulders and ran to a safe area with a few big jumps.
This action almost took me out of breath, and I yelled, "Are you trying to kill your own brother?" You calf, I have a broken rib! ”
Zhang Genhuo put me down with a look of boredom and muttered, "It's just you!" ”
I looked around and everyone seemed to be safe, and then I looked to the ground on the edge of the pit.
only
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I saw that the ground was collapsing piece by piece, and there were rubble pieces falling into the pit.
The old horse sighed: "! Is this a fucking tofu scum project? But then again, why did this piece collapse? ”
Before we could think about it, we saw the answer to the story.
Everyone couldn't help but exclaim: "! What the is going to do? ”
I saw that the collapsed piece seemed to form a steep slope, and the zombie actually ran out of it in a leap!
You smashed all the rocks underneath? How else does this make people play?
I guess that's what the legendary One Power Reduction Ten Meeting. My little flamboyant intestines are like a void in front of him.
In the face of the zombie like a hanging, I no longer wanted to fight him, and immediately said: "Quick! Everybody runs! Don't fucking watch the show this time, you can't beat it! Master Rat, get some gasoline when you go out! I worked! ”
At this moment, the people who were walking towards us were really frightened, and they all turned their heads and ran out, and they didn't have the heart to see the excitement at all.
I don't know if Babel actually heard the second half of what I said about getting him to prepare gas, because he had already been put out by his own men.
Fortunately, there are not many people who came down this time, otherwise in this battle, I am afraid that there will really be a stampede, and I was not killed by zombies, but was trampled to death by my own people first.
I said again: "San'er, still follow the way just now, entangle him first, and let's withdraw in an orderly manner." ”
San'er nodded, Zhang Genhuo gave him his short knife with great discernment, and said: "The next time you brush the boss of the wild map, if you have this monster pulling operation, you can get the MVP properly." ”
San'er smirked and scratched the back of his head, took the short knife, and concocted it directly at the zombie.
Only this time the zombie seemed to be even more angry, and he screamed and rushed at San'er desperately.
I said to everyone, "Hurry up and take the lead in front of the captain!" Don't be humble to anyone! Fast! ”
Everyone nodded, and Captain Yu was not verbose, he knew that the current situation was not optimistic, so he rushed to the entrance of the cave at a trot, and the others followed in an orderly manner.
I sighed, sure enough, it's still a tacit understanding with old teammates, you see how orderly.
As soon as I turned my head, I saw a bright figure still standing beside me.
I asked suspiciously, "Weiyang, why don't you run?" ”
Weiyang didn't say a word, just stood in front of me with two knives.
A warm current surged through my heart, after all, I am a person who even my own brother would dislike.
I suddenly remembered that the beautiful woman holding an umbrella in the light rain on the shore of Kanas Lake had said to me: "You protect the world, I protect you." ”
After a long time, she glanced back at the crowd, and it seemed that they had almost evacuated, and she said, "You go, my palace." ”
At this moment, I suddenly had a feeling of eating soft rice, and I really wanted to pull her behind me, and then said, "How can Lao Tzu let a girl be the queen of the palace." ”
But I can't get tough, because I'm a person who is often protected by Weiyang.
And judging from the current situation, I have a rib injury, and if I don't go first, I will still be held back.
I glanced at San'er again, who was playing hide-and-seek with zombies, and it didn't seem to be in much danger.
As soon as I gritted my teeth, I ran as hard as I could, regardless of my injuries.
Fuck, it hurts me!
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