He didn't know if his face was red by the red flower, or if I was struck by me, and the brush was as red as a monkey's ass.

"You, you, me, am I that kind of person?"

I stared at him, "Aren't you that kind of person?" ”

His red face turned white: "White monkey, am I so unbearable in your mind?" ”

I said: "It's unbearable for you to know it yourself, anyway, I'll leave it here today, and I and Muqiao are friends, only Xiangxiang and you know." Xiangxiang, she specified that she would not be a traitor. If I am punished by study, it must be your secret, and I will never forgive you for being a ghost in this life. ”

I finished my cruel words, turned around and entered the girls' hospital without looking back.

That night, I squeezed a quilt with Xiangxiang.

The two of them muttered for a night, and we came to a consensus.

There is only one reason why Qiao Datou reacts so strongly to me and Mu Qiao's friends.

Joe big head, he must be a gay, a real gay.

Xiangxiang suddenly realized, like an initiation.

"No wonder, I'm such a peerless beauty standing in front of him, he doesn't even shake a glance, like a Yanagishita Megumi, it turns out that he, he doesn't like women. Oh my God! Such a good boy doesn't belong to our female compatriots, does God still have eyes? ”

I echoed: "God doesn't have eyes, otherwise, I grew up with Qiao Datou since childhood, and I am such a girl who is loved by everyone and sees flowers blooming, in his eyes, it is estimated that he is a man who is worse than a man." ”

Xiangxiang changed the subject: "Hey, you said, if Qiao Zimo is a gay, then what kind of boy is the type he likes." ”

The two of us didn't sleep for most of the night, and we were more excited than Columbus was discovering the New World.

Xiangxiang was empowered again: "I know, the reason why Qiao Zimo has been so unkind to you recently, I'm afraid it wasn't because you cut off your beard and robbed the man he liked?" ”

It dawned on me, Mom.

Qiao Datou doesn't like Muqiao, right? I used my imagination to the fullest, and the two flowery boys slept on the top bunk and the other on the bottom bunk.

There is an undercurrent between them that is not recognized by the world, how delicate this must be!

Xiangxiang and I reached a consensus in the bed.

That is, Qiao Zimo is a disease, a terrible disease, and if there is a disease, it must be cured.

But his disease is very difficult to treat.

I said, "Xiangxiang, which one have you heard say that a gay can become non-gay through treatment?" If you want to straighten the crooked wood on Qiao's head, I'm afraid it's not a little difficult, and it's a little difficult to go to the sky. ”

Xiangxiang is full of pride, she said: "After many years of human evolution, medical medicine has overcome one difficulty after another, and many incurable diseases have found the right way to prescribe the right medicine." I still don't believe that a single homosexuality can't be cured. ”

It's not that I hit Xiangxiang, it's almost impossible, I persuaded her to dispel this idea, just take care of her own family's affairs, and don't meddle in her own affairs.

Xiangxiang no: "Qiao Zimo's matter is my business, for the sake of liking him for so long, I can't see him going farther and farther down that road of no return." ”

I said, "What's the matter, what else can you do if other doctors can't handle it?" ”

Xiangxiang looked very sure: "That's, don't worry, Qiao Zimo's illness is wrapped in me, I promise to rejuvenate my hands and let this baby turn back in time." ”

I still didn't believe it, and said to Xiangxiang with great contempt: "I don't know how many catties and taels your baby has, can you calculate your monthly living expenses clearly, and see how you can spend it until the end of the month, which is already good, and you can still cure the disease?" Isn't that still the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky? ”

Xiangxiang: "Does my treatment have anything to do with the Yellow River water?" ”

I said, "It means fishing in troubled waters." ”

Xiangxiang: "Just because you look down on me like this, I have to treat you." ”

I said, "Well, I'm looking forward to you curing Joe's illness and saving him from tormenting me all day." ”

Xiangxiang went to the stationery store at the door the next day and bought a notebook, saying that she wanted to write down the process of how she made a gay a normal man.

If she can apply for a Nobel Prize in Literature in the future, she will have a bumper harvest in love and career.

This girl's IQ is in a hurry, and I can't bear to hit her.

In view of the fact that Qiao Datou and I grew up together, Xiangxiang said that to cure diseases, you must first remove the roots.

She had to know every tendrel of Qiao's head thoroughly, and I naturally knew more about them than anyone else.

Well, for Uncle Joe's sake and Aunt An's sake, I feel the need for me to help Chen Xiangxiang.

After all, the Qiao family only has Qiao Zimo, and I don't want the Qiao family to be ruined by Qiao Zimo.

It was necessary to help him.

I sacrificed the time I went on a date with Muqiao to the Qingshui River, and reported to Chen Xiangxiang the performance of Qiao Zimo's bare ass spanking to his adolescence.

Chen Xiangxiang thought about it for a long time, and she finally came to a conclusion.

The reason why Qiao Zimo got this disease is that I am the culprit.

I said that I don't carry this pot, Qiao Zimo is a little perverted when he is small, and he takes torturing me as the joy of life, and he has something to do with this disease.

I think Chen Xiangxiang means to make it snowy in June.

Chen Xiangxiang analyzed it with me decently, and I actually thought it was very reasonable.

I think Chen Xiangxiang will definitely be a doctor in the future, a doctor with a specialization in surgery, and he will be more powerful than our family.

Chen Xiangxiang said that Qiao lived with a girl like me when he was a child.

and slept in the same room, and the girl had no sense of mystery at all for him. So his adolescent performance is to pursue the mystery of boys

After thinking about it carefully, I think Xiangxiang's analysis hit the nail on the head, and I have to take the main responsibility for Qiao Zimo's disease.

In this way, I feel very sorry for Qiao Zimo.

Look at him and his eyes are also gentle.

Two days later, I reacted again, I said to Xiangxiang.

"Xiangxiang, I don't think your analysis is quite right, in your opinion, I have lived in the same room with Qiao Datou since I was a child, why did he become a gay, and I didn't have anything?"

Xiangxiang gave me a blank look: "You? Can you and Qiao Zimo speak on the same day? With your stupid character, even if he strips naked and stands in front of you, I guess you won't have time to take a look. And Qiao Zimo is different, his melancholy temperament makes him unable to ignore any detail. And you, I estimate how many hairs you have on your body, Qiao Zimo knows. ”

I shuddered, agreeing with what Xiang Xiang said.

"It's true that when I was young, I was so disrespectful in front of him that he lost interest in women, and I was really guilty."