Deputy Director Wang announced his disbandment, and I thought I had escaped.

Obviously it's not that easy.

He was obviously annoyed by me and yelled at me.

"Call me your dad tomorrow."

I said, "I haven't seen my dad for half a year." ”

"Then, call your mother."

I said: "Dear Director Liu, please understand the hard work of the people's teachers, my mother is a glorious people's teacher like you, she is busy all day long, and she is devoted to the cause of education like you, I am afraid that she will not have to control me." ”

Director Liu's face turned from red to blue, from blue to white, and finally waved his hand helplessly.

"Gotta clean the playground for me from start to finish after school."

I snapped and stood up straight and saluted Director Liu.

"Yes, guaranteed to complete the mission."

Chen Xiangxiang also saluted.

"Yes, guaranteed to get the job done."

Director Liu rolled my eyes.

"I mean let Bai Ziran sweep the playground alone, whoever wants to help her, I will let her sweep the playground for a week. It's too unorganized and undisciplined, and it's still a teacher's child, how can I teach it. ”

I replied to Director Liu.

"Director, my lack of organization and discipline has nothing to do with my mother, I am my father's genes at fault."

The director was curious: "What does your dad do?" ”

I replied, "Director of the report, my dad is a glorious people's policeman. ”

The director let out a long sigh.

"Alas, these two have gone to serve the people, and they don't care about their own children?"

Anyway, I should be glad that Director Liu didn't let me invite parents.

I was afraid that Mr. Xie and the director would quarrel.

My mother has always adhered to the principle of inviolability of personality, even a puppy must have self-esteem, let alone a person.

She is most annoyed by the ranking as a standard to measure talents, she said that 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi.

Rankings aren't the only measure of talent.

Many accomplished people are often considered to be inferior students when they are students, but this does not prevent them from becoming talents later.

After school, Chen Xiangxiang and I went to the cafeteria to eat first.

I ate two or two more meals because I had physical work to do.

The dishes are not bad, there is braised pork that I like to eat.

The master chef of the canteen was simply tailor-made for me, and the braised pork he roasted was simply not on display.

It is square, not big or small, yellow and clear, with a shiny and slippery coat, like a twenty-eight girl, so tender that you can pinch out the water.

I have a problem, good things are always cherished, and this braised pork is the same, so I have to save it for the end.

I started with shredded fish-flavored pork and back pot pork, and was about to enjoy my favorite braised pork.

Qiao Datou sat down across from me, and he swept the braised pork from my plate directly into his plate, and then pulled the tomato scrambled eggs from his plate to my plate.

I stood up on the ground and dared to grab food from me, I would have killed him.

He was unfazed, and in my fiery eyes, he ate my favorite braised pork.

"Joe, you, you ......"

Chen Xiangxiang next to me also opened her mouth wide and was stunned.

Qiao Datou swallowed a piece of braised pork.

"Hurry up and finish those tomato scrambled eggs, or you'll get a call from Officer Bai in the evening."

Heaven, earth, why do I have to go to a foreign Chinese language school, am I not looking for abuse?

Officer Bai Jianmin Bai, don't look at him as a rake ear in front of my mother, but one thing descends one thing, and my position at the head of the family is the lowest.

His big-eyed son glared at me, and I had no idea.

I'm glad that he's not at home a lot, and I often lie in front of the window, see a meteor flying by, and immediately make a wish.

"The first wish that Qiao Datou will leave our house as soon as possible, and the second wish that Officer Bai will not go home."

Qiao Datou is Officer Bai's strong and powerful executor, and he has eaten my weakness and tried it repeatedly.

Under Chen Xiangxiang's surprised gaze, I sat down obediently and performed the disc action with the tomato scrambled eggs on the plate.

Then he said to Qiao Zimo in a begging tone.

"I don't have a piece of braised pork, so you just let me eat a piece."

Joe Big Head is a very stubborn big head, and he has never lowered his noble head for me.

He said: "I've been watching you for a long time, you have eaten a portion of fish-flavored shredded pork, and you have also eaten a portion of back pot meat." And the master chef of the canteen is all meat for you. If you continue like this, I'm afraid that you will develop towards two hundred catties, and you can't eat meat anymore for the sake of whether you can marry in the future. If you don't mind, from tomorrow onwards, I will be in charge of bringing you food, and I will be happy to serve you. ”

I was about to open my mouth to retort, I can't marry and I won't marry you.

This mental activity has not yet been translated into words.

He added, "I have already consulted Officer White. ”

Me: "I ......"

I was reminded of the lyrics: Words can't express one thousandth of what I mean.

I took the plate angrily and said to Xiangxiang, who was already stunned.

"I've seen enough of the excitement, let's go!"

Xiangxiang still had half of the fish-flavored shredded pork not finished, and I was stunned by what I said, picked up the plate and followed behind me.

"Hey, who's that handsome guy you?"

I didn't want to answer, Xiangxiang kept asking.

"If it's a friend, don't ask who he is? He's just an irrelevant person. ”

Xiangxiang knew how to judge the situation better than my junior high school tablemate, Aunt Zhao, and when she saw that I was about to blow up, she closed her mouth in time.

Outside Chinese the school's huge playground is surrounded by plane trees.

I picked up the broom and waved it over there, Xiangxiang was supposed to help me, but Director Liu said that as long as she helped me, she would punish me for sweeping the playground for a week.

Since the job of cleaning the playground is not done by people, Xiangxiang dispelled this idea under my persuasion.

At first, she felt that there was a huge playground, and I was too lonely, so she sat on the table tennis table on the edge of the playground, and set up a dragon gate formation with me.

The topic among girls is that the grass of several classes has grown like no one before and no one will come after.

or a certain senior is like the male protagonist of an idol drama in Taiwan, with a particularly melancholy temperament.

Then we talked about the homeroom teacher of the third class, the math teacher who had shoulder-length hair and had just graduated from a normal university, a math teacher who had the same artistic temperament as Beethoven, and we all thought it was amazing, shouldn't he be a music teacher or an art teacher?

While the math teacher was in the heat of discussion, the math teacher was passing under the plane tree on the edge of the playground with his hands behind his back.

We changed the subject again, saying that so-and-so English teacher and so-and-so math teacher were having an affair.

An autumn wind blew, and the sycamore leaves that fell to the ground in the place I had just swept were fluttering one after another.