8. Chen rate "playing hooligan"
In the main hall of Yunfeng Mountain of the Divine Shadow Sect, Chen Shu was meditating on his knees.
A woman in a white dress flew out of the ethereal fairyland, and when the disciples saw this figure, they all bowed respectfully.
The woman in the white dress did not stop, and floated into the main hall of Yunfeng Mountain like the wind.
Chen Shu felt something strange and opened his eyes instantly.
After seeing the figure in front of him, he suddenly said with surprise: "Xue'er, why are you here?" ”
This woman in a white dress who looks very elegant and beautiful is the spirit pet of the contract signed by Chen Shu, Linghe Xue'er.
Xue'er broke into the main hall in a rage and dragged Chen Shu, who was meditating, up: "Don't practice." Just now, Master Cedar said that our Divine Shadow Sect is a guest today. I want the two of us to go outside the mountain gate to greet us. ”
When Chen Shu heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Master is also making too much of a fuss, right?" Our Divine Shadow Sect, that is the first immortal cultivation sect of the human race, what kind of strong person wants me, the head of the sect, to greet in person? Did you hear it wrong? ”
As soon as Xue'er heard Chen Shuo dare to doubt her words, she didn't say a word, and stepped forward to pull Chen Shuo's ear and didn't let go: "What do you mean by this?" Could it be that I am a dignified crane, and I have nothing to do to regulate you when I am full? Just ask you, whether to go or not! ”
"Go! Go, go, go! Chen Shu grinned in pain, "Okay Xue'er, let go of me." I'm going to have my ears pulled out! ”
Although Xue'er is Chen Shu's spiritual pet, she grew up in the ethereal fairyland since she was a child, and she has always been cultivating by the side of Elder Taishang.
The reason why she is willing to contract with Chen Rate is nothing more than that Xue'er values Cedar's deduction technique and wants to learn from him.
At that time, under Cedar's disciples, there were only two disciples, Bei Minghan and Chen Shu.
Bei Minghan is also a taciturn and rejects people thousands of miles away, and Bei Minghan has not learned the deduction technique of cedar.
In order to facilitate her studies, Xue'er could only make a contract with Chen Yu.
The two signed a contract of equality.
Whenever Cedar explained the art of derivation, Cher followed along and listened.
may be a matter of talent, Xue'er is much more powerful than Chen Rate in the way of derivation.
"Go. Master Cedar said that the guest who came back this time is likely to be related to the remnants of the Heavenly Demon Clan that were deduced last time! ”
Chen Shu was taken aback when he heard this: "Xue'er, this is not true, right?" Isn't the Heavenly Demon Clan completely wiped out? How did it appear again? ”
Xue'er gave him a blank look: "You ask me, how do I know!" Although my deduction technique is better than yours, it has not reached the point of omniscience, has it? Anyway, that guest is about to arrive, aren't you ready to leave? ”
"Let's go! Of course go! Gotta go! This is a major matter related to the lives of all living beings in the Flood Desolate Continent, how can I, Chen Shu, as the acting head of the first immortal cultivation sect of the human race, avoid things! ”
Chen rate "righteous and awe-inspiring" said.
Regarding Chen Shuo's temper, Xue'er has followed him for hundreds of years, and she has long known what kind of character the other party is.
Don't look at the high-sounding words, who knows what it looks like.
Not long after, Chen Shu and Xue'er flew together to the vicinity of the mountain gate of the Divine Shadow Sect.
After waiting for a long time, there was no half a figure in front of him, and Chen Shu couldn't wait.
"I said Xue'er, the guest that Master said is inevitably too slow, right? We've been waiting here for more than half a day. I didn't see a shadow of it. You say, could it be that Master's inference is wrong? ”
Chen Shu found a large bluestone nearby and lay down, raised a pair of Erlang legs high, picked a leaf from the wicker that was hanging down from the side, put it at the corner of his mouth and whistled.
A clear whistle echoed all around.
Cher was also a little deflated when she waited.
But as for what Chen Shu said, Master Cedar may have miscalculated, he didn't believe it at all.
In today's world, Cedar's deduction technique has reached the pinnacle, no one can match, if even he makes a mistake in inference, he and Chen Shu, two half-witted people who have not yet learned home, are not even worse?
Just when Xue'er was thinking about it, not far away, a woman's exclamation suddenly came: "Who are you?" ”
The willow leaf whistle that Chen Shu had originally put on his lips flew away from the distance because of this sudden sound.
At this time, he was lying on the big bluestone, revealing half of his bare chest because of his disheveled clothes, and he looked so obscene.
When the woman saw Chen Shu's appearance, she let out an exclamation and quickly turned her back: "Stink...... Stinky rascals! ”
Stinky hooligans?
Chen Shu's mouth was wide open, and he forgot to argue for a while.
Xue'er on the side was also stunned when she heard this.
She has been with Chen Shu for hundreds of years, and she has never heard anyone use the word "hooligan" to describe him from other people's mouths.
Chen Rate may be a little "irritable", but it definitely has nothing to do with "hooligans"!
However, when Xue'er saw the half-open clothes on Chen Shu's body, her face was inexplicably hot.
"Stinky rascal!"
Xue'er glanced at Chen Shuo fiercely and quickly turned around.
Although it was just a quick glance, Xue'er inexplicably felt that her whole body was hot, and even the roots of her ears were hot.
I couldn't help but scold viciously in my heart: Death rate! It's too much!
Chen Shu's mouth was originally wide open, but after hearing Xue'er's words, he opened it a little wider again.
It looked like a big bottomless hole in his mouth......
He looked up at the sky.
The sky is very blue, the clouds are very white, and even the big willow tree above the head is also verdant and graceful, and there is no abnormal scene of the sun rising in the west, the moon showing its face in the daytime, and there is a thunderbolt on a sunny day.
Since the sky is normal and the willows are normal, doesn't that mean that the two women around him are very abnormal?
Xu had been holding his mouth open for a long time, and Chen Shu felt that it was a little difficult for him to close, so he stretched out a hand and pressed it on his chin-
Just listening to the sound of "click", Chen Shu's very large mouth was closed perfectly.
"I said Cher, why are you also convulsing?" Chen Shu sat up from the bluestone and looked at Xue'er Dao, who had her back to him, puzzled.
Chen Shuo didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he said it, Xue'er suddenly jumped up like a cat with a fried tail: "Who do you say is convulsing?" You are playing hooligan yourself, and you don't want people to say a few words! ”
Chen Shu was sprayed by Xue'er's headless and brainless squirt, and suddenly felt even more aggrieved: "When did I play a hooligan!" ”
"You don't wear clothes, aren't you called a hooligan?" Xue'er simply turned her body around, and looked at Chen Shuo's face with her eyes blazing.
I don't wear clothes? Could it be that I came out naked today?
Chen Shu was confused, and subconsciously lowered his head to look at his clothes.
Well, the dark blue robe is his favorite clothes on weekdays, with his Yin Jun's appearance, handsome and handsome.
Chen Shu admired his clothes while narcissistic about himself.
Xue'er waited for a long time, but she didn't see Chen Shu close the open clothes, and suddenly became angry, without saying a word, she took a few steps forward to pinch Chen Shu's ears: "Can you still wear clothes?" Fun in broad daylight? ”
Xue'er grabbed Chen Shu's ear and directly gave it three hundred and sixty degrees, without being polite at all.
Chen Shu was scolded by her and screamed: "Light...... Tap ...... Want...... It's going to fall off......"
"Get dressed!" Cher let go of her hand and didn't have a good airway.
Chen Shu became more and more aggrieved: "I...... Aren't I dressed in good clothes? ”
Xue'er grabbed Chen Shu's shirt, pointed to his wide open clothes, and said angrily: "You are called well-dressed? ”
Chen Rate followed the other party's gaze and looked down, his eyes naturally fell on Xue'er's small hands like white marble holding the placket of his clothes, and after quietly swallowing saliva into his stomach, Chen Rate looked down through his small hands again, and as a result, he saw that the straps of his clothes had spread out at some point, and his strong skin, which was like a bronzed color, was so clearly exposed to the sun......
Well, I'm really handsome! Even my muscles are handsome!
Chen Shu thought complacently.
"Hey! Are you two finished? Even if you want to flirt, please move to a clean place. I don't know if there's an outsider like me next to this? ”
Just when Chen Shuo was thinking about what was wrong, the voice that first called him "stinky rascal" suddenly sounded again.
Xue'er, who was originally holding the placket of Chen Shu's clothes, heard this sound, her right hand was retracted as if she had been electrocuted, and she turned around and hurriedly explained to the owner of the voice: "This girl. You are mistaken. Me and him, nothing. You...... How much you think about ......"
Xue'er's face was already red and about to drip blood, and she was rarely incoherent.
She lowered her head, only to feel that her face was hot, hot and terrifying.
In front of Xue'er, there was a beautiful woman in a blue dress standing generously, and her small face was even brighter and more beautiful, making her whole person very beautiful.
This woman in blue is the woman who appeared in the Yunguo Palace before-Lan Yue'er.
Lan Yue'er looked at Xue'er's embarrassment, and she originally felt a little embarrassed, but she suddenly laughed out loud.
"Oh~"
With a meaningful "oh" word, Lan Yue'er teased Xue'er who lowered her head in front of her and looked carefully: "It turns out that there is nothing wrong with the two of you!" ”
Cher's head hung lower.
Over there, Chen Shu had already repacked his clothes, so he followed.
However, when he saw Lan Yue'er's appearance, he couldn't help but be stunned.
What a beautiful woman!
Chen Shu's eyes stared at Lan Yue'er in a daze, and the heart in his chest began to beat irrepressibly.
It's beautiful!
His eyes were a little misty.
Xue'er noticed the movement behind her, turned around, and saw Chen Shuo who looked like a pervert, I don't know why, her heart was uncomfortable.
"Where do your eyes look?" Cher asked fiercely, with one hand, gesturing to pluck his ear.
Chen Shu was frightened by Xue'er's ears, and as soon as the other party's hand was raised, his body slid far away: "Xue'er, there are outsiders here, it's okay to give some face!" ”
Chen Shu almost pleaded.
Cher bared her teeth at him and smiled, "Okay! From now on, you are not allowed to look at other women! ”
"Yes." Chen Shu drooped his head, feeling that half of his whole person's spirit was instantly drained.
Xue'er, who was accustomed to tidying up Chen Shuo here, turned around, but saw Lan Yue'er looking at her with a strange expression.
As if thinking of something, Xue'er's whole face turned red all of a sudden, like a ripe red pepper, which was extraordinarily eye-catching......