Chapter 20: The Kid Is Finished
Chapter 20: The Kid Is Finished
"Hey, Boss, what flavor of nutrient cubes did you bring us this time?"
"Boss, your face is so bad, is there something you want us to do?"
After Zhang Yi got off the car near Qiu Mingming's community, he found a flower bed and got into it, and he had to find a countermeasure to clean up this kid.
"Assemble and have a meeting."
No. 34 and Bowers and the others were originally busy outside, but when they heard the words, they all ran back, saw Zhang Yi's cold little face, looked at each other puzzledly, and sat down opposite him honestly.
"I need a device that can not kill people, but also make him have a mental breakdown, and not hit the other person, that is to say, not leave any scars on the other person's body."
This stumped everyone, most of them are good at fighting, killing, and killing, and they really don't understand this kind of behavior similar to tricks.
Bowers rubbed his hands, leaned over and whispered: "Hey, boss, I do have a toy, but this thing has a lot of side effects, for a user like you whose genetic level has not been identified, I'm afraid it may cause you to go into shock after one use, hehe, hehe." ”
"What the hell, let's get the stuff out first." Zhang Yi said impatiently.
Soon, Powers took out a gold necklace-like object from his dirty waist bag, how to say, it was a bit like a small pendant with an ocean blue gem hanging from a very thin gold necklace, and it was estimated that giving it to a girl would make her scream with excitement.
But after Powers took out the thing, the people around him turned their heads in disgust, and most of them showed shame or shame.
Zhang Yi looked at the chain on the table in confusion, and then looked at Powers: "What is this, and then what's going on with the genetic level?" ”
No. 34 shook it when he mentioned it, and said with a smile, "Boss, I'll tell you." This is called a meditation transmitter, and the name is pretty good, but this thing is a brain-burning perverted toy, used to solve personal problems for those who can't afford to find a physiological robot. ”
"Let's be clear, what effect does this thing have on my yin person, what you said is too complicated for me to understand." Zhang Yi asked depressedly.
Bowers lowered his voice and said, "You just need to wear this thing, just put it on your head, and then walk to a distance of 30 to 50 meters from the target person, meditate and make contact with his brain waves, and then you can project what you think into his mind, whether he wants to accept your projection or not, it will appear in front of his eyes, hey, hey, hey, hey." ”
Zhang Yi is not stupid, he is also a veteran moviegoer who has watched N many love action blockbusters, and he has also YY with a so-and-so teacher, but if there is this thing, everything becomes real in the brain, I go, it will be amazing.
Take this golden chain and wear it directly on your head, because the ring diameter of this thing is small, you can't put it on your head at all, you can only put it on your forehead, the blue crystal is stuck in the middle of your forehead, Zhang Yi closed his eyes, wanted to see what the reaction was, but was startled by the hint of the star system.
"A low-end spirit projection device has been detected, it can be manipulated, it consumes 2 points of biological energy each time, and it is 50 meters away, is it activated?"
Zhang Yi was stunned for a moment, and then shouted in his heart: "Start!" ”
"The launch is successful, please select the target you want to project, because the device is too low-level, and it can only perform brainwave fusion operations with one target creature at a time, which lasts for 45 minutes, and will automatically disconnect the fusion at that time."
Because this thing belonged to Powers, Zhang stared at Bowles without thinking about it, and then closed his eyes and imagined Scarlett Johansson appearing in front of him, Powers was startled at first, and then screamed and flushed with excitement.
Suddenly, the style of painting changed, and the good Scarlett Johansson suddenly had shriveled skin, yellow and gray hair, and soon became an old woman, and then, the old woman turned into a terrible female ghost, and the frightened Bowers screamed and got behind a big guy in the crowd and shivered and yelled: "Boss, boss, I was wrong, let me go, let me go, I was wrong." ”
In the puzzled eyes of everyone, Zhang Yi opened his eyes and took off the meditation transmitter, put it in his pocket, and threw 30 nutrient blocks to Powers: "Sorry for the joke just now, it's a bit heavy, this is a reward for you, No. 34, you don't seem to have finished talking just now, what is this thing used for?" ”
"Back to the boss, the main function of the meditation transmitter is to be used by the psychologist to enlighten the soldiers with battlefield syndrome, so almost every soldier on the battleship has one, and this thing is available in the garbage star. Many soldiers use it to ***, and some people use it to miss their loved ones, and later it developed into a prank prop that forcibly connects with others to project various images. ”
Bowers also nodded his head, holding a bunch of nutrient nuggets scared and excited and didn't know what to do.
Zhang walked towards the captain's room, waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's get busy, this thing is useful to me, hurry up and collect supplies, I always think that those guys who are doing things will come back, and when I come out next time, I hope you can repair our ship better." ”
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"Mom, obviously I really relieved your anger today, I slapped Dong Xiaohua the street, didn't you hear it, the sound was really a crisp sound, and she made a red handprint on her face on the spot, and broke her foot, look at his wretched son and husband, he didn't dare to come to us, hum, you still want me to go on a blind date with him like this garbage, isn't this pushing me to the fire pit." Qiu Mingyue was wearing a pink nightgown and told her mother while eating yogurt.
Her mother, that is, Guo Ying, who spread rumors about her mother behind her back, said with a cold face: "It's light to slap her, and when you come back from the good singing KTV, let him go and smash the glass of Dong Xiaohua's house, anyway, their house is in the outermost row of buildings, and they don't even have monitoring, they dare to live better than me, and my mother will kill you." ”
The two of them really don't know what the brain circuit is, Zhang Yi turned off the sound collection function of the mobile phone, and snorted coldly: "I'm sorry, Aunt Guo, your son may not have that chance, although you instigated him to beat my mother, but I won't be ruthless with the beast, I still have to be a man, but the beast bites someone, then it is also a small punishment, hehe, in a good singing KTV, thank you for providing such an important clue, I went to play with him." ”
Qiu Mingming dropped out of junior high school before he graduated, fooling around with a group of young people all day long, at this time in KTV was bragging about how majestic he was today, and slapped a stupid old lady on the ground.
Zhang opened a small bag opposite their private room with a sneer, ordered a few songs casually, turned up the volume, told the waiter not to come in and disturb him, and after blasting people out, he put the necklace on his head, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, and began to connect.
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"Let me tell you, Dong Xiaohua always pretends to be a good person on weekdays, but in fact, she is a stupid old lady, my mother targets her everywhere, and she also tells my mother everything from her heart and lungs, how can this kind of brainless person be better than my mother. I heard that his son actually drove a Porsche Cayenne, Nima, my lungs exploded at that time, Lao Tzu still rides Yadi electric yet, brothers, you say, is this fair? ”
A group of colorful little guys with dyed hair shouted in unison, "It's not fair." ”
Qiu Mingming said that when he was excited, he jumped directly on the coffee table, holding a cigarette and yelling: "Yes, it's not fair." The most disgusting thing is that I don't know which slut leaked the news, and my mother was fired by the unit. SHE WAS IN A BAD MOOD, SHE WAS NOT HAPPY, AND I WAS NOT HAPPY, SHE SAID THAT THE MOST LIKELY THING WAS THAT DONG XIAOHUA WENT TO LEAD THE COMPLAINT, I WAS ANGRY AT THE TIME, RIDING MY LITTLE ELECTRIC CAR, AND DUANG KNOCKED DOWN THE STUPID OLD LADY, AND WHEN SHE DIDN'T GET UP, I WENT UP FOR A ......"
Poor Qiu Mingming hadn't finished speaking, when he suddenly stared at a little brother who was drinking beer in front of him, and let out a heart-rending scream, and then fell off the coffee table with a rolling belt, yelling: "Zombies, zombies, Mom, help, Xiao Kai has become a zombie, everyone run, help, Mom, help." ”
The goods crawled out of the private room with a roll, and the screaming sound was really so miserable that many people pushed open the door of the private room and looked over, including Zhang Yi, who was wearing a black baseball cap.
He couldn't let his target slip 50 meters away, sneered and lowered his head behind the thing, and continued to fantasize about certain scenes from the "Resident Evil" movie.
Poor Qiu Mingming is now more and more frightened, he suddenly found that more and more people's faces began to change, their eyes became dirty, the corners of their mouths cracked, and the nails on their hands became black and long, and they suddenly rushed at him with teeth and claws.
He screamed and shouted: "Don't, don't come here, help, zombies, there are zombies, don't bite me, I haven't a woman yet, I don't want to die yet, Mom~"
Crying, he cried, this is not the most important thing, a few KTV brothers who wanted to help a person suddenly smelled a stench, and smoked directly away from this Qiu Mingming, and their eyes said - this child is finished.
"Hehe, Qiu Mingming, this is just looking for you to collect some interest, in the future, you will have more and more fun, and we will have a long time in the future." Zhang Yi squatted in his eyes, drooling from the corners of his mouth, his legs kept shaking, and Qiu Mingming, who was flowing feces and urine, retreated into the crowd after whispering.
"I feel like he overdosed on drugs, alas, this young man is very good-looking, why can't he study well at a young age, really." Zhang Yi's mouth is poisonous, and those who know him know it deeply, he will not easily poison someone, but if his mouth is poisoned, it will be very deadly, just like now.
As soon as everyone heard this, someone immediately slapped their thighs: "Yes, isn't this the state of overdose, hurry, call the police, call the police, someone is involved in drugs, hurry, which private room is he, block all the people in his private room, the police may have a bonus." ”
Okay, this kid is really finished, and there is no need for Zhang Yi to do anything again, because when he just leaned over and squatted, he transformed his image into the appearance of a living dead in "The Dawn of the Living Dead", and now Qiu Mingming is already scared and unconscious, and when he recovers, he will probably become a laughing stock in everyone's eyes.
Zhang Yi put away the meditation transmitter, and suddenly a violent feeling of dizziness came, and at the same time, there was a violent churning in his chest and abdomen, he couldn't help it anymore, staggered out of the KTV, lay on the roadside flower bed and vomited, and then the whole person fainted on the side of the road.
A few girls who had just come out of singing covered their mouths and snickered when they saw his image: "Look at these people tonight, one drank too much vision, said he saw a zombie, and a mother who drank too much and vomited didn't know him, so I really didn't count P." ”
Is it true that there is no P number? No, Zhang Yi felt that he had a lot of P numbers, it was the meditation transmitter of the pit father who pitted him, at least he thought so before he fainted.