Master?

I didn't introduce myself, I didn't have in-depth communication and understanding, and I didn't know who each other's surname was, so how did I become a master?

"Today's day off, classes start at half past five tomorrow morning." The fat old man is a very efficient person, he speaks crisply, does things neatly, and the suspicion of talking to himself is a little heavy, and even some of the posture of singing a one-man show, but it does not affect him to enter the state of being a teacher.

"Wait, then, what's that......" The fat man pondered his words, "if, I mean if, how long would I have to stay here if I became your apprentice?" ”

"Two years ......"

didn't wait for the fat old man to finish speaking, and the fat man became anxious when he heard it. I got up too violently and almost fell out of bed, "This is not good, I am a student of the Mecha Academy, it turned out to be a supernumerary auditor, I just became a regular, I also entered the elite group, and I am still an assistant trainee in the seventh training room of the academy, I was kidnapped, I came here by accident, I still have a lot of things to do, my friends will be worried, I have to go back......"

The fat man said a lot of reasons with a white face, and in the final analysis, he had to go back, and he couldn't stay here.

After hearing this, the fat old man slowly turned around, pointed to his nose and said, "Do you know how long I've been in this place?" ”

The fat man shook his head.

The fat old man said: "Thirty years, you can't go!" ”

Can't go? Still can't go? The fat man's brain instantly swelled up with a lot of questions, but he didn't dare to speak.

The old man's fat face seemed to hide a terrible secret. Thirty years of secrets, the fat man did not dare to ask, nor did he dare to listen.

Without the help of the fat old man, he would not have been able to go, let alone go.

He likes this place very much, but liking it doesn't mean he can stay long. You can dig treasure here for three or five days, with enough living supplies. But if you stay for a long time, you'll die.

But if the fat old man didn't help, he wouldn't be in a rut. The fat man scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry, not knowing how to convince the fat old man so that he could show him a way to leave. I had to look at him with a blank eye.

The fat old man ignored his pitiful eyes and suddenly asked, "Are you dead?" ”

Of course not, the fat man quickly shook his head.

"Since you're not dead, what's your hurry? Friends, acquaintances, teachers, etc., will naturally meet when it is time to meet in the future. That's it, remember, wake up at five o'clock tomorrow morning, and have no food to eat when it's late. ”

The fat old man's tone of speech was very serious, and he gave an ultimatum.

For this kind of result, even if the fat man is unwilling in his heart, he has to accept it.

He glared at the fat old man's back fiercely, and asked loudly unwillingly, "What if my apprentice is too stupid?" Since I can come, prove that others can come too. Why don't you wait? ”

The fat old man turned around again and looked at the fat man with a strange gaze. The smile on his face is obviously very kind, but it looks terrifying, and the fat man has a feeling of discomfort that his hair stands on end.

The fat old man's voice was far away, as if floating in from the sky, "It doesn't matter if you're stupid, you study hard, and I'll teach as much as I can." If, after two years, you can't satisfy me. I may be patient and will continue to teach you, or I may kill you. Little fat man, come on, work hard. ”

The cold sweat on the fat man's head came down.

"Little fat man, you are the first person I have seen in the past thirty years, a living person."

The fat man swallowed nervously. stared blankly at the door where the fat old man had disappeared, not understanding what he meant by his last sentence.

He was the first person he had met in thirty years. It's hard to believe, but it's easy to understand.

But that ...... Living...... What is the meaning?

Holding his arms, he looked around again, and suddenly felt a sense of horror that the wind had entered his body.

"What's for dinner?" The fat man shouted, believing that the fat old man inside the door could hear it.

"Mouse."

The fat man felt that his stomach was full instantly, but his stomach was cramping.

……

From half past five in the morning of the second day when he fell to the garbage star, Tang Xiaobao entered an intense, exciting but never happy study career.

The days went by day by day. He gradually unveiled the true face of his cheap master.

Stubborn, dark-bellied, sinister, mean, and stubborn antique.

But at the same time, I have to admit that this fat old man is a top talent who is perverted to the extreme.

He has learned a wide range of things.

With an ordinary piece of dried meat, he can make dozens of dishes that are not the same. If you don't look at the ingredients, you can't guess that these dishes are cooked from the same piece of meat based on the taste alone.

You can use metal fragments of different colors to create a picture of the Virgin Nursery. The shapes and expressions of the characters are vivid.

I was still laughing happily in the last second, and in the blink of an eye, I could burst into tears of grief, and tears came as soon as I said it. There is no time to brew emotions.

He wants to perform etiquette, from his expressions, eyes, to body language, to his behavior, he is more like a nobleman than the oldest nobles.

Hand-to-hand combat, armed assassination, stealth camouflage, rock climbing and obstacle jumping, tracking, disassembling firearms, fancy shooting, he is a top special forces.

Applying physics and chemistry, he was able to backhand a bomb with a few ubiquitous materials.

From the design, construction, maintenance and protection of the mecha, to the driving operation, everything is refined.

He is a master chef, a master of art, a master of drama, a master of etiquette, a king of soldiers, a physicist, a chemist, a master of mechanics, a master of mecha fighting, etc., in short, he is an omnipotent "perfect old man"!

He teaches everything, cramming, and shoehorning.

Fat people also learn everything. If you can't learn, you have to learn, open your head and let people stuff it in, until you can't get it in.

The main courses are military strategy, mecha fighting, and special forces training. Twenty-four hours a day, in addition to eating and sleeping, the time is crowded.

Other auxiliary miscellaneous studies are classified by heaven in 146, 235. Closed on Sundays.

The fat man is like a wooden man who has lost his independent thinking and soul. Manipulated at will.

Significant changes are taking place in him.

……

Before I knew it, half a year had passed.

That afternoon, in an abandoned mine converted training room. The lights are bright, and the rumbling of an autogenerator can be heard in the distance.

The fat man, whose original white skin had turned into a bronz, was almost naked, wearing only an old-fashioned classic style from hundreds of years ago - nose pants.

It's ugly, but the fabric is good. It's soft, it doesn't feel like cotton or acrylic, it's close but doesn't absorb sweat. Wear it on the body to ventilate, and the small breeze under the crotch swishs through, which is very cool. Otherwise, it will be very uncomfortable to be soaked in sweat and stick to your body.

As his youth faded, he was maturing and sweating to compete with a mechanical puppet that resembled an adult body.

The robot puppet runs around the field, and he chases after him, and he has to beware of being attacked by the robot puppet.

Get hit and deduct five minutes. If you are hit in a vital part, you will be deducted for 20 minutes.

The fat man had never seen such a delicate mechanical puppet, similar to a human, with two hundred and six bones.

The fat man's task is to dismantle him and reassemble it within the allotted time.

No instruments can be used, only hands.

The time limit is two hours, and the process of dismantling and reorganization is completed. Otherwise, no food will be given.

Just by not giving food to eat, the fat man will be stuck crying without tears.

At the beginning half a year ago, he couldn't remove a single part from the mechanical doll, let alone two hours, even for a whole day. It's hard to even get close. I didn't complete the task assigned by the master, and I really didn't have anything to eat at night. In the middle of the night, he was so hungry that he got up and tore a piece of dried meat on the wall, but when he bit down, it was not only salty, but also hard as a stone.

It was in the middle of the night that he had a big idea. Not to learn, but to fill your stomach.

Don't treat yourself as a human being, as a machine every day.

Hard-working learning, life-playing training. Just for the sake of eating, the happiest moment for him.

In order to train his hands, his ten fingers were swollen like carrots, and he was distressed. When eating, I couldn't even hold chopsticks, and it was difficult to hold a spoon with my wrist, so I simply lay on the table and pulled it directly with my mouth. As long as you can get the food into your stomach, it doesn't matter how you get in.

In half a year, he can now barely dismantle the mechanical puppet and reassemble it in two hours.

He has a famous technique called "praying mantis hand".

The skills that are performed are called "boning", "peeling", and "digging hearts".

Although the name is bloody, the practicality is very powerful.

It's both hand-to-hand combat and mecha combat. Depending on the object, the name will change accordingly.

The master said that this kung fu should be done so that the hands touch the person's body, and without the other party noticing, the opponent's joints will be disassembled, and he will instantly become a pile of soft/flesh that is unable to support the body.

If you want to master this skill, you have to be fast. It's so fast that no one can notice it, so fast that there is no visual residue.

Must have a good understanding of the structure and bones of the human body.

When dealing with mechas, you must also have a very thorough understanding of the structure of mechas.

It's a kung fu created specifically for mechanics.

This kung fu is practiced to the extreme, and it is the god in mecha fighting!

……

In the past six months, the fat man has changed a lot.

Not only is he five centimeters taller, but he has reached a height of one hundred and seventy-six centimeters. Another twenty catties were added, and the little fat man had a tendency to transform like the big fat man. When he grows, his weight increases, which is a constant law for him, and there is no way.

I can't change a lot in terms of personality. The guts are no longer so small. Dare to grab and swallow the golden rat with bare hands without using a knife.

The Gold Swallow Rat is a specialty of Junk Star. It is larger than the average wolfdog and is a mutant rat. There are digestive juices in the stomach that resemble strong acids. That's why they feed on discarded metal.

The fat man grabbed them with his bare hands, not in a panic. Rather, it is to train "Foxtrot", "Cat Walk" and "Wolf Run".

The fox catches the chicken, the chicken in the chicken coop is not noticed, and the dog cannot be attracted, so the fox can succeed.

Cats and mice, to know how to stealth, do not alarm the foraging mice, and finally be satisfied. The main points are latent and hidden, and the disease is diseased.

The wolf hunts live animals, does not alarm the sheep in the sheepfold or the deer by the lake, hides in the grass and grasps the opportunity, once and for all. The key point is to be fast, accurate, and ruthless.

The master said that if these three steps that concentrate the essence of the nine characters are practiced to the fullest, it will be basically difficult for an enemy to lock him with weapons on the battlefield.

It's like sitting around in an underground mine. Fat people still like to catch mice outside.

And this rat is also the main source of meat for the fat man and his master. In addition, there is a rhinoceros beast, a large beast with a body size of more than three or four meters, and the meat is also very delicious. However, it is not easy to catch, and it is often seen in desert areas. It must be more than 100 kilometers from where they live now.

Come to think of it, tomorrow is the day when you can go out of the car to dig for treasure. This time I went to garbage hill 154, and the last time I passed by there, I seemed to have found something good, but I didn't have a chance to take a closer look. This time it is absolutely necessary to see it clearly.