O me, a miserable inferior citizen! I swore to myself that I would marry whoever could change my miserable fate.

I wanted to throw off my arms and play a two-day vacation, but I was about to lose the soup, how unwilling I was!

No, I, Bai Ziran, am not a girl who bows to fate easily.

Although I have often had to bow my head in the past ten years, it doesn't mean that I am just a soft noodle girl who can be manipulated by others.

On the first day of the National Day, when Qiao Datou told me a math problem eighteen times, I was still at a loss.

Joe knocked on the table with a pen.

"Bai Ziran, please cherish the fruits of other people's labor and concentrate."

My eyes were still confused.

"Big head, do you think the monkeys in Mount Emei are good?"

"I know, I haven't been."

"I'm hungry, I can't concentrate without eating."

Qiao Datou glanced at me unlovingly: "You just ate a hamburger half an hour ago." ”

Yes, Joe brought me a burger when he came to express his apologies, and though I despised his shameful behaviour, I still ate that chicken leg burger to the point of not being a scumbag.

I said, "I have a big stomach, and you don't know that a hamburger is not enough for me to stuff my teeth." ”

Qiao Datou was forced to go to Liangshan by me, and I said that if I don't eat enough today, I won't be able to learn if I am killed.

Joe ran into the kitchen and stayed for twenty minutes, and I fell asleep on the wooden couch in our house.

Originally, I didn't want to wake up, but the aroma of the mixed sauce noodles made by Qiao Datou was really tempting.

Between eating and sleeping, I wandered back and forth with my eyes closed, and decisively chose to eat.

Qiao Datou sat at the other end of the dining table and watched me finish the bowl of noodles one by one, and I took the initiative to run to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and by the way, I also wiped the stove that my mother had not wiped clean several times.

Teacher Qiao is possessed again.

"This time, I ate and slept, and we continued with the question just now."

I suspect that this baby was a ghost reincarnation in her last life.

I said I'm going to go to the toilet.

When I went to the toilet, I sent a text message to Xiangxiang, and there were only two words: help.

Xiangxiang deserves to be the most iron-clad and empathetic best friend in my life.

I'm about to get a clue about this math problem when someone knocks on the door.

Xiangxiang came very quickly, although I suspect that her motives are a little impure, and the drunkard does not mean to drink.

But I'm still very grateful to her for coming in time to relieve me.

I looked at Xiangxiang with a fixed look in my eyes and said to Qiao Datou as if she had used a fixed body technique.

"Xiangxiang rarely comes to our house once, I want to play with her, and I can play backgammon with her."

Qiao Datou said, "Since you are so bored that you can play backgammon, I will find something for you to do." ”

Half an hour later, Makuhashi arrived on a rocket launcher.

Xiangxiang glanced at me with resentful eyes and obediently accepted her fate.

Next, Qiao Datou and I continued to work on math problems. Xiangxiang and Mu Qiao continue to talk in English.

The distance between the four of us in a living room made me feel incredibly far away.

Of course, I was not reconciled, and under the pretext of drinking water, I sent a text message to my cousin Zhang Xixi.

The text message reads as follows: There is a handsome guy, come to my house quickly.

I expected that at this time, my aunt Bai Yidao must be busy with surgery in the hospital and have no time to take care of her.

I also expected that this girl would definitely rush to the scene of the emergency.

Sure enough, as soon as I sent this message, she immediately replied.

Wait, I'll be right here.

When the dust finally settled on this math problem, Zhang Xixi came to our house.

This girl has probably been exposed to me since she was a child, and she is not interested in Qiao Datou at all.

As soon as she came, she locked her eyes directly on Mu Qiao's body, and she never moved.

I think I'm done with it, I've dug a hole and buried myself in it.

She pulled me into the room and whispered.

She was very excited: "Sister, how do you know that I like this one?" This guy looks so energetic.,A little bit of that.,What's the feeling? ”

I had a question mark on my face: "What, what?" ”

She waved her hand: "It's not important, the important thing is that I'm going to decide this man." ”

I touched her head: "Girl, you don't have a fever!" You're still a junior high school student. ”

She was unimpressed: "Who hasn't gone to junior high school, didn't you have a deep affection for that Ouyang when you were in junior high school?" ”

I look like I hate iron but not steel.

"Sister, why don't you learn, you just learn the advantages of your sister. No, this handsome guy is a sister, and he is not allowed to rob me. ”

"Then you called me to see the handsome guy? Waste my expressions. ”

"Girl, I was right to call you to look at a handsome guy, but I didn't call you to make a handsome guy."

"I don't care, sister, you're sister, you have to let some sister."

"Kong Rong has let the pear learn it."

"I don't care, I can let everything else, but this man can't let me."

Looking at Zhang Xixi's resolute and unyielding momentum, I felt that if I talked to her again, she would immediately rush out, grab Muqiao and run away.

I took a roundabout approach.

"Okay, let's play fair, and we're willing to lose."

Zhang Xixi finally nodded, but in the blink of an eye, she floated herself to Mu Qiao's side, eager to stick to his body like an octopus.

"Brother Mu, I heard that English is your forte, can you help me make up for it?"

Mu Qiao's eyes for help looked at Xiangxiang, Xiangxiang couldn't wait, and slipped away in an instant.

He looked at me again, and I said I couldn't help it.

Zhang Xixi's sticky kung fu I have seen since I was a child, and there is basically no solution.

She's going to stick to the point where you want to die, and I'm thinking of a way to get the best of both worlds.

I have to admire my clever brain.

I suggest that we might as well go out in a group for a hard-won vacation.

For example, watch a movie, climb a mountain or something, and then go to an Internet café to play.

A group of people responded to my call in an instant, especially Zhang Xixi, who was very energetic.

But as we all know, we all agreed not to count at all, and the key vote was Joe's head.

I glanced at Joe's big head.

"Big head, the teacher said that we should pay attention to the learning method, and the combination of work and rest is also a method."

Unexpectedly, Qiao Datou was empathetic for the first time and expressed his approval.

I cried out in my heart three times.

On the same day, we went to the Internet café and then to the cinema.

After coming back from going to the cinema, I was still unsatisfied, so I rented the film "Titanic" and came back to watch it.

The next day, we diverted to get some fresh air and went to climb Feng Shui Mountain.

When my grandmother heard that we were going to climb Feng Shui Mountain, she was very happy and told me to help her burn two pillars of incense.

As a result, my grandmother sponsored me with two Mao grandfathers.