When: 2020

Venue: "The Crown Prince" Studio 1

Moderator: A crescent moon

Guests: Ye Sibai, Fu Qi

Speaker Introduction:

[Ye Sibai]: The crown prince of Kulan Kingdom, the controller of the SB Legion, the famous hacker SB, the god of e-sports, the world's leading animal husbandry industry boss, and a senior pig enthusiast

[Fu Qi]: The leader of the Grim Reaper team, a lover of old songs, a furry lover, a lover of red dates and wolfberries, and countless peach blossoms

[This program is broadcast by a readers' committee that does not vote, does not reward, and does not leave a message, and is often uninspired by the One Moon Support Association]

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[Director]: A crescent moon, put down the anime in your hand and go on stage! Don't think you can't work because you're beautiful and talented!

A crescent moon rubbed his sore arm, put on his glasses, put down his pet cat and mobile phone, and greeted all readers and viewers: "Hello everyone, have you taken online classes?" Is your homework done? ”

A crescent moon: "the groove, who threw the cabbage leaves!" ”

The first issue of the "Crown Prince" interview is the beginning:

1. How old are you?

Ye Sibai: Eighteen centimeters at the moment... It will be longer in the future.

Fu Qi: Forever eighteen years old.

Ye Sibai: Xiaoqi, everyone is an adult, what the host asked must not be so simple! Don't worry, I don't dislike how short you are.

Fu Qi: Shut up.

A crescent moon frightened: two guests! Our show is for children under the age of 18, so be careful!! Otherwise, the show will be banned!

2. Which of you is stronger?

Ye Sibai pushed the non-existent glasses, revealing a smile that he was determined to get: Naturally, I am stronger, and men will never admit that they are weak and powerless.

Fu Qi said lightly: I'm stronger.

Ye Sibai: Xiao Qi! How is it possible, obviously I am taller than you and you are bigger!

Fu Qi rubbed his fists: Do you still want to break a bone and lie down for three months?

Ye Sibai: Bite the handkerchief and cry .jpg

3. Who was your first love?

Ye Sibai's body was crooked, and he leaned on Fu Qi softly: My first love was Xiao Qi, and I wanted to marry her when I was 6 years old~ There is always someone who will appear in your long life, making it difficult for you to forget~~

Fu Qiyi slapped Fei Ye Sibai and wiped his fingers with a tissue.

A crescent moon: Xiao Qi~~ Who was your first love? Where are the people? How old is it?

Fu Qi: First love, dead.

Audience: It's a sad story, wiping tears .jpg

Fu Qi: I killed it.

Spectator:...

A crescent moon had a chill on his back, and he quickly opened the interview book and started the next question.

4. Which point of the other party is more attractive to you?

Ye Si's white nose and blue face were swollen and crawled back to the studio, and ice cubes were applied to his eyes, very aggrieved.

Ye Sibai: My Xiaoqi is good everywhere, and it attracts me everywhere. In my heart, Xiao Qi is the most perfect existence in the world, she is the perpetual motion machine in my heart, beating forever; She is the juicer in my hand, and she can squeeze me dry with every look and movement...

Ye Sibai's love words are always the masks of the old sow, one after another.

Fu Qi was silent: Next question.

A crescent moon: Xiao Qi, isn't there anything on the male protagonist that attracts you? This is impossible, he is the most handsome and smart, and he can be called the most complete (sand) beautiful (carving) male protagonist in a hundred years!

Ye Sibai cried and chirped: Xiao Qi, what is wrong with me, can't I change it? It's not my fault that I'm handsome, rich, and smart.

Fu Qi sighed and turned to leave.

Ye Sibai unrelentingly chased after him, leaving a dumbfounded crescent moon.

A crescent moon: two! The show hasn't been recorded yet!! Come back!

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The first issue of "The Crown Prince", ends.

The next broadcast time, when there is no inspiration to make up the number of words.