Ju Jingwei said: "Whether there is anyone covered or not, it is not your turn!" ”

Fu Yanjie said: "Then you have to be careful!" I heard that the people who betrayed Dayu usually don't end well, you be careful that someone throws sulfuric acid and disfigured one day! With a handsome little face like you, if you are really disfigured, no one will dare to ask for money in the future! Ha ha! ”

Saying that, Fu Yanjie looked at Jiang Feng again and said, "Teacher Xiaoju, your taste is quite unique, no wonder I haven't talked about a boyfriend before, I like this kind of poor and sour amateur!" ”

Although Fu Yanjie was reckless and damaged Jiang Feng to nothing, she had to admit in her heart that the amateur boy in front of her was really good-looking, and if he entered the entertainment industry, he would definitely be a traffic niche.

Ju Jingwei trembled with anger, and her face turned white.

said that she could bear it herself, but when it came to Jiang Feng, she couldn't swallow this breath! &1t;i>&1t;/i>

It's just that Fu Yanjie has always been known for being scathing and sharp-toothed, and for a while, Ju Jingwei was speechless, and she didn't know how to go back.

……

"Fu Yanjie, right?"

Jiang Feng showed a sunny smile, looked at the plastic bag in her hand, and said, "The cucumber I bought!" Do you know what cucumbers can do? ”

Fu Yanjie shook her head.

Jiang Feng asked again: "Do you know what eggplants can do?" ”

Fu Yanjie's complexion was a little not good, but he still pretended to shake his head and said, "I don't know." ”

Jiang Feng asked again: "Do you know what eggs can be used for?" ”

Fu Yanjie was surprised: "Eggs are also OK?" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Fu Yanjie realized that she had been tricked! &1t;i>&1t;/i>

Isn't this an indirect admission that you know what cucumbers and eggplants do!

The nearby clerks and passers-by couldn't help but snicker, and even Ju Jingwei burst into laughter.

……

"You little deflated three, you ...... What is your identity, dare to talk to me like this! Fu Yanjie was so angry that he couldn't imagine that he would be put in a position by a teenage boy.

"Who am I? I'm someone you can't mess with! Jiang Feng snorted coldly.

"Little brother, it's a bit crazy to talk like this, isn't it?" At this time, Lei Yonghao, who was beside Fu Yanjie, couldn't help but interject.

"Oh, there's an old guy here!" Jiang Feng looked at Fu Yanjie with a smile and said, "It's okay, you, everyone else is a C-position debut, you this is a B-position debut!" However, how did you find such an old gun, it's not easy to use, right? Do you want to buy a few more steel pipes? Only use cucumbers, in case they are pinched, it will be troublesome! ”&1t;i>&1t;/i>

"You ......"

Fu Yanjie was so scolded that she even wanted to rush up and beat someone.

Lei Yonghao grabbed her and said, "Xiaojie, forget it, what's the point of comparing with this kind of ordinary person, let's go to the 4S store to see the new car!" ”

Fu Yanjie's birthday will be at the end of the month, and Lei Yonghao promised to give her an Audi A7.

Hearing this, Fu Yanjie turned her anger into joy, took Lei Yonghao's arm, and said with affection: "Haohao, you are so good to me!" ”

"Little fool, I'm not good to you, good to whom!" Lei Yonghao pinched the bridge of Fu Yanjie's nose with his hand, almost pinched off the prosthesis stuffed inside, and said, "You are the purest girl in the world, for you, I am willing to give my whole world!" ”

"Vomit ......"

Jiang Feng couldn't listen to it anymore, pretended to vomit, and said, "Nima! Still a little fool, a little gherkin is about the same! ”&1t;i>&1t;/i>

"Little brother, it's almost okay, don't be aggressive!" Lei Yonghao snorted coldly, took Fu Yanjie and said, "Xiao Jie, my pure little angel, let's go!" ”

……

"Wait!"

Jiang Feng suddenly shouted to stop the two.

"What's wrong with you?" Lei Yonghao stopped, this time he was really angry, thinking about whether you are finished.

Jiang Feng glanced at him a few times and said, "On your left and right thighs, are there two symmetrical red bumps?" ”

Hearing this, Lei Yonghao was stunned at the time and said, "How do you know?" ”

Jiang Feng snorted coldly and said again: "In the past week, has it started to itch and blister down there?" ”

"You...... How the hell do you know? Lei Yonghao was shocked again. &1t;i>&1t;/i>

Jiang Feng said again: "When I wake up in the morning, is it hot all over, and I have to take antipyretic medicine every day to recover my body temperature?" ”

"You...... You ......" At this moment, Lei Yonghao was directly speechless, and his eyes showed a light of fear.

Because, everything Jiang Feng said was the truth, these illnesses had been bothering him for a month, but he didn't have time to go to the hospital for examination.

Jiang Feng said: "If I'm not mistaken, you are infected with syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes...... Wait for twenty-seven venereal diseases, and if you don't treat them, within a month, your whole body will fester! ”

Lei Yonghao's head "buzzed", and his face turned pale.

Jiang Feng said: "If you don't believe it, you can poke your heart with your fingers, is there a tingling sensation?" If there is, it means that the virus has invaded your internal organs, and the gods can't save it! ”&1t;i>&1t;/i>

Lei Yonghao trembled and stretched out his hand and poked his heart.

"Oops!"

With this poke, Lei Yonghao was so painful that he broke out in a cold sweat and almost fell.

"This ...... This is a little miracle doctor! ”

Lei Yonghao looked at Jiang Feng with a shocked face and said, "Little brother, save ...... Help me! ”

Jiang Feng said: "Of course it's easy to save you!" But, aren't you curious, how did you get 27 STDs at the same time? ”

"That's right!"

"How did I get this filthy stuff?"

Lei Yonghao muttered a few words, slowly turned his head, and finally looked at Fu Yanjie.

In recent months, I haven't even touched my wife, only with this girl, is it ...... She infects me?

……

Hearing the conversation between the two, Fu Yanjie was already stupid.

"Hao...... Haohao, Brother Hao, don't listen to this little nonsense, my illness has already been cured...... No, I'm not sick at all, you can't doubt me! ”

"Brother Hao, didn't you say it...... Do we want to be each other's little angels, we have to trust each other! ”

Fu Yanjie's voice was trembling.

At this moment, a fat and fat old woman wearing gold and silver rushed over, and held down Fu Yanjie is beating.

"Damn, little cousin, I dare to seduce my husband when I have a venereal disease, and I am also sick, my mother can't kill you!"

This old woman is the original wife of a great director, and she is known for her pungency.

She had just found out Fu Yanjie's whereabouts from a private detective and brought someone over directly.

……

Soon, Lei Yonghao also joined the battle group, and when he went up, he kicked Fu Yanjie down directly.

"My little slut of Nyima, still a little shit, pretending to be pure in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you with a hammer and mobile phone!"

……

It's a mess over there.

Here, Jiang Feng finally reached out and touched Ju Jingwei's head, and said, "Now it's happy and better, right?" ”

Ju Jingwei nodded fiercely, grabbed Jiang Feng's right hand, and clasped his ten fingers, you insert me, I insert you.

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