Chapter 844: The Strange Disease of the Fairy
Jiang Feng wore socks and followed behind the two palace maids, walking on the soft big bed.
The air is filled with the smell of aromatherapy carefully developed by the perfumers.
Under the soft light, I saw a woman in her sixties sitting at one end of the big bed.
The Queen Mother has lived for tens of thousands of years, although the elixir and elixir have never stopped, but if you are according to the age of a normal person, she is already sixty or seventy years old.
Although the Queen Mother is the queen of the fairy clan and has supreme rights, she herself is actually not good at cultivating.
It's normal, she wants to kill someone, it's just a matter of one sentence, and she doesn't need to do it herself at all, so it's normal not to cultivate.
If it weren't for the support of so many precious elixirs and elixirs, she would actually age faster!
The Queen Mother sat there in her pajamas, her face slightly pale.
The two palace maids brought Jiang Feng to him and said, "Niangniang, the pharmacist is here." ”
The Queen Mother said "um", her eyes narrowed, she didn't even glance at Jiang Feng, and said, "Let's start." ”
Jiang Feng didn't rush to make a move.
To cure the Queen Mother's heartache, you need to use fierce medicine!
Rejuvenating her second spring is not something that can be rushed in a moment, it needs to be cultivated slowly.
This needs to be cured!
Before curing the radical cause, the surface needs to be cured first, which is commonly known as "treating the symptoms".
This, in fact, is simpler!
As long as the pain in other parts of the Queen Mother's body exceeds the distress disease, she will naturally not feel distressed.
So, Jiang Feng said: "Niangniang is auspicious, to cure Niangniang's illness is actually very simple, but ...... The subordinates are brave and want to accuse first. ”
"Oh?" The Queen Mother still closed her eyes and said, "What crime?" ”
Jiang Feng said: "The subordinates are guilty, and they want to offend the noble body of the mother!" ”
The Queen Mother frowned secretly, not knowing what Jiang Feng meant by this.
Jiang Feng didn't talk nonsense, after finishing speaking, he suddenly raised his legs, stepped on the wrinkled old face of the Queen Mother, and directly stomped her on the bed, and then, with a "snap", it was a slap on her body!
"Ah......h
Caught off guard, the Queen Mother exclaimed, and was trampled on the soles of her feet by Jiang Feng, embarrassed like a 10,000-year-old king!
Originally, she dragged it like 2580,000 yuan, and her eyes didn't open, but now, her eyes are wide open, like bull's eyes, and they are about to bulge out!
And the two palace maids inside were also dumbfounded!
What's the situation?
This pharmacist ...... What are you doing to the Queen Mother?
He...... Did you beat the mother?
After the fight, Jiang Feng still didn't stop, and went up a few more times, fanning the queen mother dizzy.
……
"The queen mother? Queen mother? ”
"What's the situation? What's going on inside? ”
"Little brute, bold pharmacist, what did you do to the queen mother?"
Not only were the two palace maids dumbfounded, but the nine fairy princesses outside also had doubts in their hearts when they heard the movement inside.
No, it's the eight princesses, to be exact, the ninth princess still trusts Jiang Feng very much.
When the sound of "ping pong" sounded, and when the queen mother let out a wild donkey-like scream, the nine fairy princesses couldn't sit still anymore, including the nine princesses, who were also a little puzzled, and opened the bead curtain one after another and rushed in.
Then, looking at the picture in front of them, the nine people were dumbfounded.
I saw that my mother was trampled under Jiang Feng's feet, like a king, struggling with her limbs.
Astound!
What a perverse thing this is!
This pharmacist ...... Is there something wrong with his brain?
……
Jiang Feng beat him all the time, and he hit seventy or eighty times before he stopped.
The Queen Mother looked embarrassed and sat up again, angry and furious.
The nine princesses also surrounded Jiang Feng at the same time.
Although the nine fairies are not good at force, it is still easy to deal with Jiang Feng, a little immortal who has just ascended.
A big war, on the verge of breaking out.
The Queen Mother gasped a few times and prepared to order.
As long as she gives an order, Jiang Feng will immediately be in a different place!
Seeing that the Queen Mother was about to speak, Jiang Feng suddenly preemptively said: "Niangniang is angry, I don't know if your heart still hurts now?" ”
The Queen Mother was really angry, but seeing Jiang Feng so calm, she felt a little strange.
This person is so offended to himself, and he dares to talk to himself like this, what is the situation?
Did he really beat me up?
After a while, the Queen Mother calmed down a little, and at this time, she suddenly discovered a strange thing, her heart really didn't hurt!
"Huh?"
The Queen Mother was suspicious, and felt it for a long time, yes, it really doesn't hurt!
……
Seeing that the queen mother did not give an order for a long time, several princesses thought that she was stupid by Jiang Feng, so they were ready to do it without waiting for the queen mother's instructions.
"Stop!"
At this moment, the Queen Mother called out to them and said, "Who told you to do it?" ”
The queen mother was angry, and the princesses were so frightened that they stopped at the same time.
Jiang Feng looked confident and said, "Niangniang, how do you feel?" ”
The Queen Mother closed her eyes again, her face was intoxicated, and after a long while, she let out a long sigh and said, "It's so comfortable, I really want to be beaten again......"
It turned out that Jiang Feng seemed to be fighting indiscriminately, but in fact, there were rules.
The positions he played were all important points for dredging the meridians, one to help the Queen Mother invigorate blood and eliminate blood stasis, and dispel depression in her heart; Second, it is to transfer the pain and make the patient forget the original pain.
Hearing the queen mother's answer, several princesses sweated again!
Anyway, what's going on with the queen mother?
Was it beaten up stupidly?
……
Hearing this, Jiang Feng also breathed a sigh of relief.
Don't look at the vigorous fight he just had, but it's impossible to say that he is not afraid.
Luckily, it worked.
Jiang Feng said: "Niangniang, although your distress has been suppressed temporarily, it will take some energy to completely cure it. ”
The Queen Mother said, "What else to do?" ”
Jiang Feng said: "In this way, I will prescribe a prescription for Niangniang first, you try the effect first, and after seven days, I will come again." ”
The Queen Mother nodded fiercely and said, "Sir, hurry up!" ”
Before Jiang Feng came, he had already prepared, so he took out a book from the Qiankun bag and prepared to hand it to the palace maid.
However, the Queen Mother couldn't wait any longer, so she snatched it up and opened the book.
This time, the Queen Mother was stunned.
It turns out that this is not an ordinary prescription, but a ...... That kind of book!
Not only is there a lot of text depictions, but there are also illustrations inside, which are lifelike and extremely realistic!
Brush!
In an instant, the Queen Mother was petrified.
Although she is an old lady and has experienced everything, it is the first time she has seen this kind of book!
Unexpectedly, this kind of book looks very immersive!
Seeing the strange expression of the queen mother, several princesses walked over curiously, wanting to see what the prescription Jiang Feng gave.
And then......
Brush Brush Brush Brush ......
The faces of several princesses were red at the same time, ashamed and red.
"Ahem......"
Jiang Feng didn't dare to linger longer, and said: "Niangniang watch first, if there is nothing to do, I will leave first, wait until seven days later, and then start the second course of treatment." ”
After speaking, he left the big bed and left the dormitory.
Originally, the Ninth Princess wanted to catch up, but after seeing Jiang Feng's "recipe" for the queen mother, she was also a little shy for a while, and finally twisted for a long time, but still didn't move.
……
As soon as Jiang Feng left, the huge dormitory was quiet again.
The Queen Mother didn't expect that Jiang Feng would give herself such a thing, and moreover, she was discovered by her nine daughters!
It's so embarrassing!
As the queen of the immortal clan, there is still a little bit of shelf, and it should be pretended, even if it is in front of his daughters.
So, the Queen Mother closed the book quietly and said, "You guys go and do your own business, the queen mother is fine." ”
The nine princesses, you look at me, I look at you, and finally they leave together, and I feel weird in my heart.
When her daughters left, the Queen Mother couldn't wait to take out the book and read it with relish......
Jiang Feng returned to the Jinghu Daoist Academy and continued to familiarize himself with this courtyard.
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Three days passed.
This morning, the chief pharmacist led Jiang Feng to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to participate in the early dynasty.
Before, in Wang Po's Taoist Academy, Jiang Feng also came to see the Immortal Shang Dynasty with his classmates.
However, it was all from the outside.
Unexpectedly, in just over a month, I became one of them, enjoying the attention of the new students.
The first time he came to this legendary holy land, Jiang Feng was still a little nervous.
In the splendid hall, dragons and phoenixes are carved everywhere.
On the two stone pillars in the front, there are actually two real dragons, one spitting fire in its mouth, and the other spitting cold air in its mouth, alternating between cold and hot, so that the temperature and humidity of the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall are always maintained at a very suitable scale.
Under his feet, the fairy aura is curling.
In my ears, a wonderful melody comes from time to time, which makes people feel happy physically and mentally.
This kind of place should be solemn.
However, thinking that the Jade Emperor's wife, the Queen Mother, had been beaten like that by herself, Jiang Feng was a little funny when she thought about it.
Queen Mother ......
The book I gave her was quite large!
After watching it for three days, I don't know what state she is in now.
As long as she can see it, the next thing is much easier.
Jiang Feng stood in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, at the back of the crowd, thinking of treating the Queen Mother, and a smirk appeared on his face from time to time.
The chief pharmacist touched him lightly and said, "Hey, be attentive, this is the upper court, the Jade Emperor will come soon, what do you want!" ”
Jiang Feng retracted his mind at this time, his face expressionless.
Hundreds of officials arrived one after another.
In a moment, the Jade Emperor also appeared, wearing a golden dragon robe with a ruddy complexion.
I thought that the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen was a serious, solemn, and tall person, but I didn't expect that he was short in stature and obscene, and sitting there was really a bit of a nondescript.
Such a superb sweet potato, I don't know how it gave birth to nine fairy daughters.
Sometimes, a lot of things are like that, and it doesn't make sense.
……
The atmosphere was relatively serious before, but now that the court has officially begun, it has become much more relaxed.
This Zhang Bairen is also a little funny, although he is talking about big things, he will pop up a few jokes from time to time in his mouth, which makes the ministers and officials laugh, and even the palace maid next to him is amused by him.
Jiang Feng listened with great interest.
This Zhang Bairen, who can achieve the position of the Jade Emperor, is still a little capable.
However, there is no limit to his abilities.
If it weren't for the faction led by Taishang Laojun to support him, I am afraid that the position of this Jade Emperor would have to be changed a long time ago.
As for Taishang Laojun, it can be said that he is the most practical person in the immortal clan.
But it's weird.
Now the immortal clan and the demon clan are in trouble, everyone is nervous, only Taishang Laojun, nowhere to be found.
Some say he went to a meeting, others say he went to see a friend, and others say he went to a far, far away place to find a way to deal with the demons.
But, no matter what, Taishang Laojun has not appeared for nearly a thousand years, and there are only a few phantom bodies, which occasionally appear in some places, but they also slowly disappear with the passage of time.
The morning pilgrimage went on very quickly, and the hour was almost over.
The Jade Emperor was about to turn around and leave, when an old eunuch in purple beside him hurriedly reminded him of something.
Only then did the Jade Emperor remember that he hadn't sealed the new Sanpharmacist yet, so he hurriedly started, gave Jiang Feng official clothes and hats, and then symbolically explained a few words, extremely casual.
After all, in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, Jiang Feng, a third-grade pharmacist, was really too insignificant.
Even if he performed so well in the exam.
……
Officially worshiped the official, there was nothing wrong during this period, Jiang Feng was also relieved, and since then, he has lived more at ease in the Jinghu Dao Courtyard.
With countless medicinal materials, in two days, Jiang Feng refined three more divine pills.
However, the power of the Divine Pill is too strong, and there is no way to digest it after eating; Therefore, Jiang Feng missed Qingluan more and more.
However, there has never been a good opportunity to pick her up.
Not to mention picking her up, it's hard to see her.
Fortunately, this night, the opportunity came.
That night, the Medicine Palace suddenly became busy again.
It turned out that Fairy Chang'e of Guanghan Palace was unwell and went to many imperial doctors and pharmacists, but they were helpless.
Although Fairy Chang'e was imprisoned in Guanghan Palace, her identity was still noble.
Everyone knows that she is the dream goddess of the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, if it weren't for the fact that Fairy Chang'e and the Queen Mother have always been at odds with each other, the Jade Emperor would have forcibly accepted Fairy Chang'e as a concubine!
Therefore, whoever can cure Fairy Chang'e's illness will definitely be rewarded by the Jade Emperor.
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The imperial doctors and pharmacists went and went and came back, and no one could cure Fairy Chang'e's illness.
Zhang Bairen, who was far away in the deep palace, was also very anxious, but it was a pity that it was inconvenient for him to go over and check in person, so he could only let the eunuch next to him report the situation over and over again, and he didn't get tired of it.
First the first-grade pharmacist, then the second-grade pharmacist, and finally, finally, it was the turn of the third-grade pharmacist.
Jiang Feng and some other third-grade pharmacists, prepared the necessary supplies, carried the box and the Dan furnace, and left the Pharmacist Palace and the palace together, and went to the Guanghan Palace not far away.
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Soon, everyone came to Guanghan Palace.
When he entered the door, Jiang Feng met Wang Yi again, and he happened to be on duty again today.
Wang Yi had already heard about Jiang Feng's third-grade pharmacist examination, and he was very happy for him.
Because, Jiang Feng was the first person to invite himself to drink, and he was generous every time.
If you want to pick up Qingluan, or even leave the immortal clan with Chang'e in the future, ordinary heavenly soldiers like Wang Yi will have to make more friends.
Therefore, Jiang Feng did not rush in, but chatted with Wang Yi and them.
Anyway, he is a new third-grade pharmacist, even if he goes in now, he won't be able to take his turn.
Everyone was busy, Jiang Feng pulled Wang Yi and a few people to the dormitory, and the brothers drank again.
After drinking for a while, Jiang Feng was a little drunk.
At this time, a palace maid hurriedly ran over and stood at the door of the dormitory, looking at Jiang Feng intently.
Wang Yidao: "Little Peach, why are you here?" Come over for a drink? ”
The palace maid named Xiao Tao shook her head, looked at Jiang Feng and said, "Excuse me...... Are you a pharmacist? ”
Jiang Feng nodded and said, "What's wrong?" ”
Seeing Jiang Feng's admission, Xiao Tao walked in quickly and said, "The other pharmacists are useless, you hurry up and take a look!" ”
Jiang Feng then remembered that he hadn't done anything yet, so he said goodbye to Wang Yi and the others and went in with Xiao Tao.
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