Chapter 263: Life Arithmetic

(Cat pounces Chinese But after the whistle sounded, her eyes were still empty, Ruoxue's face was hot, and she whistled again, but there was still no change in front of her, she couldn't help but be annoyed and shouted: "Xuantan messenger"

Qin Yun looked at it with a smile and had vaguely guessed what Ruoxue meant

Sure enough, as soon as her words fell, a black-faced old man wrapped in black clothes appeared in front of her, and it was the second of the five hidden masters, and now they already knew that these five old men were the Five Elements True Monarch who dominated the world fifty years ago

The white-faced old man is the senior brother Dongfang Mu, this is the second senior brother, the third is the northern water elder and the fourth is the southern fire elder and the western gold elder is the central soil

Ruoxue almost burst out laughing when she heard these five names at first glance

How can there be such a name?

Qin Yun knew that it was just that these five old men were unwilling to reveal their real names, so if she wanted to ask them more, she said: "We are too old, almost all of our contemporaries have died, and no one calls us by name, so gradually we don't even remember what our surname is."

Having said that, how can you ask the next question?

However, Ruoxue didn't like the name of the northern water, felt that it was not powerful enough, and gave him the nickname "Xuantan Messenger", and said confidently: "I look so dark, but I like to wear black clothes, I don't know what the Xuantan Messenger is."

Qin Yun couldn't help but support his forehead, Xuantan is the god of wealth in Taoism, Zhao Gongming is also a black-faced figure, and it can't be said that it is completely inappropriate

Beifang Shui stood in front of Ruoxue with a black face and asked, "What's the matter?"

Ruoxue's face also darkened: "For a long time, your old man knew that my name was you."

Beifang Shui said with a cold face: "You junior is also rude, if it weren't for the old man's good temper and he would have killed you early, how could you whistle at the elders?"

Ruoxue straightened her chest: "What are the juniors, seniors, and elders, aren't we forgetful of the New Year?"

Qin Yun smiled and shook his head: "Okay, don't quarrel, Ruoxue's predecessors in the north want to accept you as an apprentice, it's also because you have good qualifications, and you have it."

Ruoxue cried and said: "Madam, you don't know that the teaching method that this old guy said is too perverted, and he has to take a medicinal bath to boil his muscles and bones, you look at me like this, he has to make me as black as him, isn't this tricking me, I don't want to do it, I still have to get married, give me a pair of steel and iron bones, and don't scare the wind away, I won't do it, I won't do it, I will not do it, I will not do it, I will not do it, I will not do it, I will not do it."

Qin Yun couldn't help but ask the northern water when he cried and laughed: "Senior, what you said about boiling muscles and bones may not darken the skin."

Beifang Shui Qi snorted and said: "The old man's face is natural, you can see if you look at my eldest brother, we all use the same recipe."

Ruoxue still didn't want to: "This process is too long, I can't afford to wait, in case the wind comes back in the next few days, we still have to visit the church to get married."

The beard of the northern water vapor puffed up and scolded: "No breath"

Ruoxue grimaced and stuck out her tongue: "I'm just so useless, what's the matter, you've pursued the transformation of martial arts all your life, but what if you pursue it, you're so old, to put it mildly, how many years can you live, and when you close your eyes and kick your legs, don't say if there will be sacrifices in the future, not even a person who sheds tears for you, and no one will be buried in a grave with you."

The face of the northern water is darker

Ruoxue didn't finish speaking: "Life has been rushing for decades...... Let's do the math, even if the average life expectancy is eighty years old, if you subtract the first two years of infancy and toddler who don't know anything, it is equal to seventy-eight years, and if you sleep early, you will sleep early in four hours, a year according to three hundred and sixty days, and it will take one thousand four hundred and forty hours a year, seventy-eight years is one hundred and twenty-two thousand three hundred and twenty hours, that is, nine thousand three hundred and sixty days, which is equivalent to twenty-six years, and it is good, seventy-eight minus twenty-six is equal to fifty-two years, and we still have fifty-two years

"In addition to sleeping, you need to eat three meals a day, including cooking, eating, and washing dishes, so that one hour is counted as three hundred and sixty hours in a year, and twenty-eight thousand and eighty hours in seventy-eight years, that is, two thousand three hundred and forty days, equal to six and a half years, and forty-five and a half years remaining

"If there is any inevitable excretion or something, let's count it as a total of one year, and there are forty-four and a half years left......

Beifang Shui said with a calm face: "No matter how you calculate it, there are decades available"

Ruoxue sneered slightly: "What are you anxious to listen to me, can you talk after I finish calculating?"

Beifang Shui clasped his hands and looked up at the sky

It was also the first time for Qin Yun to hear such a fresh algorithm, so he quietly waited for Ruoxue's next step

"It's also very important to learn literary knowledge, at least you have to learn for five or six years to read martial arts cheats without barriers, of course, this is also calculated according to the standard of gifted children, forty-five minus five equals thirty-eight and a half years," Ruoxue said eloquently: "Everyone has parents, even if they are singles for a lifetime, but the kindness of their parents is greater than the sky, you can't help but support your parents, even if you only accompany your parents for an hour a day, a year is three hundred and sixty hours, seventy-eight years is equal to six and a half years, and there are thirty-two years left."

"To practice martial arts, you must lay a foundation, even if this foundation only takes ten years, then we still have twenty-two years left."

Beifang Shui Mo felt flustered, and there were only twenty-two years left, and he was already twenty-four years old when he started to explore the rivers and lakes

Ruoxue smiled and continued: "It is not possible to practice martial arts behind closed doors, we always need to learn from each other and communicate with each other, which is commonly known as the process of walking the rivers and lakes, it takes at least ten years, twenty-two minus ten equals twelve, but since you want to go to the rivers and lakes, you need to run on the road, just rushing will take a lot of time, for example, you go from Nanming to Beirong, and then you have to find a master who can communicate, this process will take at least a year."

"Ten years of wandering the rivers and lakes, according to the shortest time, half a year is spent on the road, which is five years, twelve minus five equals seven, and there are seven years to meet, you can't say a word, it takes time to communicate, well, this is also a year, there are six years left"

The northern water paced back and forth on the ground restlessly

"Hey," Ruoxue shouted, "Don't turn around, I'm dizzy, I'm not done yet, and the medicine you used for the medicinal bath is not obtained out of thin air, there must be some precious medicinal herbs in it, and it will take at least a year to get these medicines, so there are only five years left."

Qin Yun felt that Ruoxue's algorithm was really interesting, in fact, if it was a different algorithm, it would not be this kind of result, but Beifang Shui obviously didn't understand the key, and she didn't plan to break it

Beifang Shui looked a little anxious and hurriedly said: "Don't forget it" He had a bad premonition, like Ruoxue, if he counted it like this, in the end, maybe in the end, his eighty years were not enough, and he would have to owe a few years

Ruoxue pouted: "Always let me finish speaking, and take a medicinal bath, how long do you need to soak in seventy-eight years, at least ...... in seventy-eight years" She rolled her eyes and carefully looked at the northern water a few times, "Five years, it can't be less, so five minus five equals zero"

Beads of sweat on the forehead of the northern water are clearly visible

Ruoxue continued: "Also, after exploring the rivers and lakes, you should go back to practice martial arts, this place of martial arts also needs to be well searched, I heard you say that the place you choose to live in seclusion now has taken ten years to find it, so that zero minus ten equals minus ten."

"Oh, by the way, I'm not sick, it's inevitable that people eat whole grains and get sick, and there are injured people, how can they not be knifed, it always takes time to recuperate, even if there is only one year in seventy-eight years, then now it is minus eleven."

The sweat of the northern water flowed down the corners of his forehead, according to Ruoxue, if he wanted to complete his dream of martial arts, he had to work hard to live to be over ninety years old...... Now I am seventy-nine years old......

Ruoxue smiled: "What's more, no one has a cornucopia, and they still need to buy food and vegetables, and the road is uneven, or like you, you have been employed by people for seventy-eight years, even if these trivial things are only two years, and now it is minus thirteen."

Beifang Shui cleared his throat and said: "The old man thinks that it is possible for the old man to live to be a hundred years old."

Ruoxue smiled: "Well, even if eighty years old is not enough, you plus twenty years old, now minus the thirteen years you owe, there are still seven years left, in these seven years, you will not eat, drink, Lazar sleep, subtract another year, the remaining six years, your martial arts in this life have reached the peak, always find a mantle heir, like me is a high-quality talent in the world, you always have to look for it, even if you are lucky, it took two years to find it, there are still four years left."

Beifang Shui swallowed his saliva with difficulty, how could he easily win the next twenty years, how could it be that there were four years left in a blink of an eye, and then look at Ruoxue with her fingers, she didn't count the four years and refused to give up, and hurriedly interrupted: "What are you looking for the old man, hurry up and get down to business."

Ruoxue frowned: "Isn't this a serious matter, how many people can understand the arithmetic of life, and when there are few things, who is not greedy to play, and there is also a year of time to play, and now there are still three years, I guess you also had a romantic relationship with your favorite girl when you were young, and it was at least a year before the moon, and there are two years before you have married a wife and had children, have you not" Ruoxue's gossip heart was sheng, and her eyes were blazing staring at the northern water

Beifang Shui felt that his ears were a little hot, and said in a thick voice: "No, no, no."

"Tut-tut" Ruoxue looked regretful, "You don't mean that everyone is the same as you, most people will use up the remaining two years, oh, it's not enough"

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