Chapter 175: Infinite Charm
Ringer suddenly discovers that he has been ravaged.
Sharapova's kiss was like two things separating the lid from the bottle, Ringer was the bottle, Sharapova was the lid, the lid was closed to the glass bottle, and no air could leak out.
Why is this girl of the fighting nation like this...
Think of Diana, oh, she's still a gentle girl.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute....'I have something to say, just two sentences.'
What did Ringer want to say?
"You listen to me, the dean said, I can't get you, either you die, or I live, hehehe..."
This night, the two bit their ears all night.
The next day, the dean and assistant Wella quietly came to the door of Ringer's room and put their ears on them.
"Dean, what time is it, and they still don't get up?"
"It seems that my beauty plan has worked, Ringer will become a holy monk of our monastery cleanly, let Diana eat!"
The dean was very satisfied, it was ten o'clock in the morning, and the two of them were still asleep, which showed how fierce the battle of rolling sheets was last night.
They listened for a while, and next door, a nun came out and said with a smile: "Dean, assistant, do you know, last night I heard a strange scream coming from Ringerhughes's room, humming and chirping, very scary. ”
The dean became worried, and said, "Wella, wait for them to get up, and let them go to the office immediately." ”
At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Ringer woke up lazily.
Sharapova had woken up, curled up in Ringer's arms, one finger drawing circles on his chest.
"Good morning, dear, you are so beautiful." ’
Sharapova woke up this morning, her face was white and red, and her skin was torn.
"Monk, you are now a big man in the Gorsk Holy Lady Convent, I am just a little nun to complete the task, will you forget?"
Ringer looked at her.
He stroked her long silky hair, thought for a while, and said, "Without my permission, you can't date someone else casually, that's the bottom line." ”
Sharapova tilted her head and asked, "Are you still thinking about the edge of the pool?" ”
"Or else?"
"Do you think I'm a slut?"
"No matter what kind of woman you are, listen up, I will feed you for the rest of your life."
When Sharapova heard this, she ravaged Ringer again before giving up.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the monk came to the dean's office and said, "Sister Jasmine, last night ......"
The big devil blinked and smiled, "Did you sleep well last night?" ”
"Well, that's good."
"Very well, I have given you the prettiest girl in the convent, monk, do you now have a sense of accomplishment that is full of pride and pride?"
Ringer felt that this was awkward, and was about to say a few words in return.
Wella walked in with Ian.
"Ringer, this living gift of yours gives me a headache, he doesn't remember anything, I came to you just for this matter, what do you think?"
Ian habitually beats his hair.
Ringer: "Don't beat it, beat it again, you'll really become a fool, really evil, have you checked his brain, is it hurt?" ”
Wella: "No, we wonder if he's been beaten in the head, but no, his face is hurt, and his teeth are hurt, that's obvious. ”
Ian: "Who beat me like this?" ”
Ringer let out a long sigh: Poor fellow, it must have been the bandits who beat you like this. "Glamorous e-books
He paused and analyzed: "It must be that after he escaped from the bandits, he entered that mysterious tunnel in the white house, and then a little story happened in the middle, so that he lost his memory, as for what the story, God knows." ”’
The dean stared at Ian and covered his face.
Wella: "Monk, the question now is what we do with Ian, who doesn't know where his home is when it's cold and snowy outside. ”
The dean lowered his hand from his face.
"Monk, what advice do you have, the monastery does not support idlers, this is the rules of the monastery, you know this, and besides, this person is stupid, his thinking logic is confused, his speech is inconsistent, and he is still a man."
"Let him leave the convent now, that's murder, I'm a man too."
"But can he go and raise donations like you do? When you and Shabonny came, I let you and Shabonny stay because of Moham's face. ”
Ringer then laughed and said, "Then let him go and wash the toilet." ”
Wella: "No, this guy said he would rather we kill him than go to the toilet, and besides, isn't Shabonny doing that job?" ”
When the dean heard this, he became angry: "Shabonny doesn't need to do anything now, with Ke Li and those people helping him, he is more comfortable than the Tsar now!" ”
After she finished speaking, she also kicked Ringer, meaning, this is your brother.
Ringer: "Otherwise, isn't the gate unattended, and Lovski is dead, so let Ian go." ”
Wella: "In the winter of the monastery, there are basically no visitors, just like this weather, no one will come, and arranging for one person to live in the duty room is a waste of resources. ”
"Then we can't get rid of him, Abbot, Mr. Ian has also contributed to the Abbey, and he has donated money."
The abbot no longer insisted, and Ian became the new gatekeeper of the abbey.
When Ian is taken away by Wella, Ringer is also leaving.
The dean stopped him.
She locked the door of the room, came to Ringer again, and said: "Monk, I figured out what happened last night, it was Nalan Haiying who sent the love letter to the wrong room, the matter has passed, we are all right, I have only one question I want to ask you here, I hope you will answer seriously and honestly." ”
Ringer was a little hairy by her.
"Sister Jasmine, do you have any questions you need to ask, don't say that, I'm panicking."
"Well, I'll ask, from a man's point of view, how attractive is your sister Jasmine, the abbot of the Gorsk Holy Convent, Lady Molivassy, to men, or men?"
Ringer smiled uncertainly.
"I have to say, Sister Jasmine, you still asked the right person, I am most qualified to answer this bold question of yours, do you want to hear the truth, or a lie?"
The dean's lynx eye turned twice.
"Of course it's the truth, I like those who tell the truth, and God doesn't allow us to tell lies, monk."
"Then, please stand up."
The dean was sluggish, but still stood up.
"Please walk to the center of the office."
She did.
The monk walked around the abbot and said, "If you only look at the figure on the back, you will fascinate men all over the world, including me." ”
The dean smiled approvingly.
"If you just look at the color of your skin, only 50 percent of men like it." ‘
The dean's face remained smiling.
"If you look at the eyes and mouth, as well as the matching of facial features, only five percent of old men like it, and in general, your whole body is full of infinite temptation, you are ....."
The dean grabbed a feather duster.
"Bastard, don't you just say I'm ugly, why didn't I tempt you last night! You saw me last night like a pile of shit, you damn thing! ”
Ringer clutched his head and fled in embarrassment.