On this day, I was drinking tea on the rocking chair in the living room, only to hear San'er say in the yard: "Hello sir, are you buying or selling?" ”

The sound of the folding fan opening came, and a feminine but magnetic voice came: "Let's not buy or sell, let's find your shopkeeper." ”

"Who are you, who are you?"

"We're ......"

I was pleasantly surprised, pushed the door out, and said, "He is the moon in the clouds, and he is also a faint wind in the sky." He is too precious to speak ...... to you."

San'er scratched his head and looked at me, not understanding what I was talking about, but seeing that I seemed to know the plainly dressed teenager in front of me, he stopped caring and continued to sweep the floor with a broom.

I stretched out my hand and said with a smile, "Brother To, long time no see." ”

Tony is wearing a plain white short-sleeved T-shirt, a pair of light gray casual trousers, and a pair of Nike platform sneakers today. This plain dress, not to mention dust, not even a single fold.

The original long back hair was replaced by Lisuo's short hair at this time, but the heroism on his face was more obvious.

Tony closed the folding fan, blocked my hand, and quipped, "Excuse me, we think you're dirty." ”

There is still a refreshing fragrance between the gestures.

Everything was as elegant and refined as I had when I first met him.

We looked at each other and smiled, and then Zhang Genhuo rushed out of the room and shouted, "Brother To, why are you here!" Hahaha! ”

After a few big strides, he ran to him, and opened his arms to give Tony a bear hug.

Tony pressed the folding fan against Zhang Genhuo's head and said, "You're exempt, we don't think you're dirty." ”

I shook my head and smiled, and asked, "How did you find here?" ”

Tony reopened the folding fan and said as he fanned, "The big bastard burned the treasure cave in his naked clothes, and the Three Treasures protected the snake on the ground. You are celebrities now, and the rumors inside and outside the circle have spread, isn't it easy to find you? ”

I laughed and said, "We're all celebrities now." ”

Tony said, "Isn't it, but this kind of thing is only done by you bastard, such a big fortune, it will be burned in a fire." Alas, it's a pity! ”

Actually, I already regretted it, but it had happened, and no one could do anything, so I said with a little embarrassment: "It's in the past, let's go inside and talk about it, it's too hot outside." ”

Tony was not polite and followed me straight into the living room.

"Yes, you miser, why are you willing to spend money to decorate so well?"

Zhang Gen snatched the words and said: "It's all blackmailed by my eldest brother, how is it, amazing?" ”

Tony shook his head, but said, "Awesome, awesome." ”

With that, he walked into my bedroom, then nodded and said, "This room is good, let's live here in the future." ”

I said very generously, "Okay, then I'll move the futon to the side in a moment." ”

Who knew that Tony said, "We mean, we live alone." ”

I was amazed, "You live by yourself?" What about me? ”

Tony said as a matter of course, "Isn't there another room?" You go there. ”

I said, "There are already Zhang Genhuo and this piece of black charcoal living in that house. ”

Tony said: "Then we don't care, why, I ate and drank in our place for so long, and now I can't afford to live in your room?" ”

I said with a bitter face, "Okay, okay." You live, you live by yourself, can't you! ”

With that, I threw the bedding into a ball and threw it onto the kang in the other bedroom.

Tony added, "Any new futon?" ”

I grimaced and said, "No." ”

"Then you can buy us a set of bedding."

"You...... Okay, San'er, go buy a new set of bedding. ”

"And a set of toiletries."

"Why are you still planning to stay here for a long time?"

"If you live comfortably, you will live for a long time."

"Alas, San'er, go buy another set of toiletries......"

"Is there anything to eat? We haven't eaten lunch yet. ”

"Alas! San'er, go buy a few more vegetables......"

"I want good food."

"Okay, San'er, go buy some good dishes......

"No meat?"

"San'er, buy a few meat dishes......"

"And the wine."

"You're still drinking? Aren't you a tea drinker? ”

"We didn't drink at the beginning because we were afraid that you would drink and make mistakes, but now that you can drink, who still drinks tea."

"Okay, San'er, go buy a few bottles of wine......"

"I want two pots."

"You've finally saved me some money......"

"We're not saving you money, it's just that we can't get used to other drinks."

"San'er, go buy a box of two-pot heads......"

San'er ran in and out of my shop like a silly boy, tossing and turning for a while to finish everything.

I looked at the table full of wine and food, and said in my heart, San'er, San'er, you are really a tendon, you really won't save me money at all, this is roast duck and roast lamb leg, how much does this cost...... What's more, it's not enough to eat......

I had an idea, and it would be a waste if I couldn't finish eating anyway, so I just had a favor.

So I dialed Lao Ma's phone.

"Hello?"

The voice on the other end of the phone was very noisy, and I asked, "Is it still alive, old horse?" Why is it so noisy, is it a funeral? ”

Lao Ma replied impatiently: "You can't die ten times, I play DOTA in an Internet café, what's wrong?" ”

I laughed and said, "You're wearing a hood, it's okay if people don't treat you as a robber, and they can still let you go online?" ”

The old horse scolded: "Get out! You don't care, if you have something to say, get out of here! ”

I smiled and said, "Of course there is something, I invite you to dinner today, the wine and food have been prepared, come over quickly." ”

The old horse said disdainfully: "You? Invite me to dinner? I don't believe it, you miser, eighty percent of you invite others to eat, you can't finish eating too many vegetables, it's better to give me a favor than waste, right? ”

I smiled and said, "Hehe, how can it be, am I that kind of person?" ”

The old horse replied, "Who do you think you are?" Alright, I can't go today. But I'm going to take a client to you tomorrow, that old man doesn't know how to navigate, and after asking for a long time, I can't find where you live, do you say stupid? ”

I wondered, "With clients?" What are you doing here? ”

The old horse said impatiently: "You will know when the time comes, I am so busy, I won't tell you, hang up...... Hey, shooter, you're output! I'll run Nima with you......"

The old horse on the other side of the phone when I listened to the phone had stopped paying attention to me, so I had to hang up the phone in a huff.

If I can't finish eating, I'll eat more......

So I ordered the big guy to eat with an open stomach today, and never die!

As soon as San'er heard this, but the beauty was bad, and he stuffed his mouth with meat, and seeing that the mouth could no longer be filled, he stuffed another piece of cake into it, and finally couldn't swallow it, and he blushed.

I couldn't help but feel funny when I saw his unproductive appearance, so I cared: "You eat slowly, don't choke to death!" ”

San'er grinned, fell out a few scraps of meat, hurriedly picked them up and filled them back, and spit out two words vaguely: "Delicious." ”

I casually uttered an advertising slogan: "If it's delicious, you can eat more." ”

San'er said to me gratefully: "Shopkeeper, you are really ......."

I'm really nice...... If Lao Tzu wasn't afraid of waste, would you have this blessing? Having said that, it's still a dead brain, buying so many vegetables, making Lao Tzu break the bank......

Compared with San'er's eating, Tony is much more elegant, with meat and vegetarian combinations, a mouthful of food and a sip of wine, chewing slowly, and no sound at all.

I thought that if this kind of person drank alcohol, it would be at most a meal or two drinks.

But who would have thought that the two or two cups, Tony two cups, and two cups, scared me, a Northeasterner.

Tony shook the bottle in front of him, and he had already drunk two-thirds of it, while the bottle in front of me hadn't drunk half of it.

He scoffed: "You're a fake Northeasterner, right? Why do you drink like a? ”

Zhang Genhuo also echoed: "Fighting is like a girl, and drinking is like a girl......"

", Lao Tzu, this is a warm-up......"

Just like that, old friends talked a lot when they met, and soon everyone drank high.

Tony said: "Let's look at this San'er brother, he looks like a practitioner, and his kung fu is not low, why would he give you this dirt bun to do chores here?" ”

I laughed and said, "It's not because I killed that Grandma Huang a while ago and saved his life, this kid came to me in a hurry to sell himself, and he couldn't stop him......"

Tony glanced at San'er, but San'er was obviously only concerned about the roast leg of lamb in front of him, and didn't care about what we said.

Tony smiled at me and said, "Grandma Huang? Is it the owner of the Treasure Cave? Tell us about that experience, we're curious. ”

I took a sip of wine and said, "The origin of this story has to start with this piece of black charcoal eating roast lamb shank......

Who knew that I had just started a meal, and Zhang Gen didn't eat anymore, so I came to grab the topic and add fuel and vinegar to the narrative.

Most of them are an exaggeration of his own heroic deeds, and he deliberately ignores the experience of San'er putting him down.

Tony was amazed as he listened, and sighed that there were so many wonders in the world.

I listened to Zhang Genhuo's narration, the wine was surging, and I suddenly felt a little dizzy, and the pictures in the cave passed by in front of my eyes like a marquee.

"It's you! You're back! No! Don't get me back, I don't want to go back to that damn tomb, I don't want to help you guard that shitty thing again! It's been five hundred years! I've been guarding it for 500 years......"

"Hahaha, how is it possible, you are not him, how can a human live for so long, hahaha, you are not! No! ”

Grandma Huang's words rolled in my mind repeatedly, as if they were right in my ears.

500 Years ...... Five hundred years ago, there was a person who had the ability to capture her somewhere, and she said that I was the second to see through her illusion, and the first person must be that person......

So how did she escape? Escape back to the cave, which is her home base......

It's me? Not me?

Did Grandma Huang recognize me as someone?

Then why didn't she recognize it at first, could it be that I did something halfway through to misunderstand her? So what did I do......

My brain didn't work so well under the influence of alcohol, and I tried to think about it, but I didn't have a clue.