This nun has a moderate figure, a ruddy face, vulgar facial features, and the corners of her two mouths are upturned like the moon, and she looks like a sunshine-type girl.

Ringer's first impression of her: It's a pity that she shouldn't have come to practice.

"What about you, Mr. Handyman."

Ringer reacted and asked brilliantly: "Hi, beauty, what's your name?" ”

"My name is Sharapova."

Ringer is like a silly bird, Sharapova, like the Russian tennis player who often wins championships, and when the lioness roars, the big beauty is called Sharapova.

Sharapova shook her hand in front of Ringer.

Ringer blinked, and immediately said, "Ah, Sharapova, what a name, my name is -----"

In Ringer's memory, it seems that he introduced himself so grandly for the first time, is Ringer good, or Rasputin?

He chose Rasputin.

'My name is Rasputin. Hello, nice to meet you. ”

Sharapova stretched out her hand, and when Rasputin stretched out, she retracted again, probably disgusted that Ringer's hands were dirty, and she said: "Rasputin, I want to date you, do you accept my date?" ”

Fuck, I've seen bold, I've never seen such bold, I've never seen such openness, I've never seen such openness, are all ancient Russian girls so straightforward? Sure enough, it's a fighting nation, fuck, you have to fight on a date.

The appearance of Ringer's stupid bird made Sharapova very unhappy.

"Of course, of course, it's an honor, it's just that we just --- then, isn't it too...."

Sharapova: "Don't be embarrassed, thank you for accepting my appointment, tomorrow morning, at seven o'clock, you come to my room to collect the toilet, is it okay?" ”

After she finished speaking, she didn't laugh, she held back, and she looked like she was about to explode.

The two nuns beside her had already leaned forward and backward with laughter, and the laughter could pierce the forest at the top of the hill, and frighten the birds in the forest to fly a large area.

Sharapova couldn't help but laugh too.

Ringer finally knew he was being tricked.

The three nuns smiled and went to fetch water, and with a smile they carried it and left.

Ringer crossed his waist and gasped like an old cow with his nose.

Suddenly, the three nuns suddenly stopped laughing, and one of them whispered: "The big devil is coming!"

The Big Devil? Are there demons here?

Ringer looked around, no, but three nuns, gray and slender, like little quails, standing in a line, standing on the side of the road, with their heads bowed, as if they had seen something.

The person who came was the dean.

Ringer instantly understood that the nickname of the courtyard turned out to be the Great Devil.

The abbot stopped in front of the nun, the volume was normal, the speed of speech was normal, and the tone was not sharp: "What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at just now?" ”

The nuns were nervous, their toes squirming on the ground, and some of them were tugging at the corners of their clothes, rubbing them vigorously, making secret eye contact with each other.

"Say?"

No one answered.

"Sharapova, you say."

Sharapova's head lowered lower, and Ringer stepped forward: "Dean, it's like this...."

"Shut up, did I let you speak?"

Ringer was stunned again, what's wrong today, isn't the yellow calendar right, why did you meet some evil girls.

"I mean..."

Dean: "I'll tell you to shut up, you guys, don't hurry up and bring the water back!" ”

The nuns were granted amnesty. Hurriedly slipped away, and with their rapid pace, the water in the bucket kept spilling.

The nuns were gone, and the abbot's bobcat eyes looked at Ringer.

Ringer was stared at by her uncomfortable, and was about to ask, but the dean said: "Rasputin, I heard that you had a bad stomach yesterday, is it true?" ”

"A little bit."

The dean looked Ringer up and down again, and said, "Although you were recommended by Father Mohan, but! You have to work hard, don't be slippery, every grain of food in the monastery is precious, and the monastery does not raise idlers, do you know what I mean? ”

It seems that I am afraid that I have not collected the toilet in the past two days and caused the trouble, and the old man is afraid that he will be sued.

Perhaps feeling that his words were a little heavier, the dean said in a slow tone: "Rasputin, do a good job." ”

After saying that, he walked towards the small lake.

Ringer didn't follow, but saw the woman observing something by the little lake, and muttering to the old man.

Soon after, the dean left, and when he was leaving, he said to Ringer, "Do a good job." ”

Ringer remembered the quilt and asked, "Dean, can the quilt I applied for be given to me in these two days?" ”

The dean's lynx eyes immediately became fierce: "A quilt will be given to you, are you in a hurry, it's not the coldest time yet!" ”

And so the dean went.

When is it the coldest? Your grandma is a bear.

Ringer came to the lake and looked left and right, not knowing what the woman was just observing.

But then again, although the dean's face looks like a clown, but the figure, that is leverage, if you only look at the back, you will think that it is a sexy and bold beauty.

Shabonny pulled the toilet back, and when he saw Ringer stunned by the lake, he also walked over.

"What did you find?"

"The dean was wandering around here just now, and I don't know what she's looking at."

The spring is very clear, you can see the end at a glance, there are no fish in the water, and of course there is no gold and silver treasure, the two guessed for a while, but they couldn't guess why, let's work, there are still a lot of toilets to wash.

For several days in a row, Ringer and Shabonny repeated the monotonous and disgusting work of brushing the toilet, and Ringer finally couldn't smell what was the smell and what was the smell, and he was used to it, it didn't matter, Ringer felt that he was already a very professional toilet man, and he was now brushing the toilet three times faster than when he first came.

As for Sharapova's date, to hell with her, I hope she can't pee at night and save herself from brushing, however, Ringer wrote down her toilet number: 119.

As the dean said, the real winter has not yet come, and Ringer found that these days, the temperature is even lower, his head is covered with rags, his ears are still sore and swollen from the cold, and his face is scarred by the cold wind.

Ringer began to curse again, curse the weather, curse everything.

The misfortune was that Shabonny ran fast by himself in order to keep Ringer well, and he wore less clothes, so he was sick, and he was frozen out, and when he came this morning, he began to have a fever.

If you're sick, can you rest?

The old man said, "No, it's just a little problem, lazy, don't even think about it." ”

Your sister's!

Shabonny barely managed to make it through the day, and Ringer estimated that he wouldn't be able to make it the next day, and it seemed that he had to go on a date with Sharapova.

Thinking about being laughed at by those nuns tomorrow, Ringer felt aggrieved in his heart.

There is no dignity, there is no dignity, whether dignity is important, or life is important, Ringer can no longer tell the difference, on such a cold day, if you go out, the probability of freezing to death is 99%.

The next day, Shabonny got up again and said: I just have a cold, you have a gunshot wound, no, or I'll go. ”

Ringer said, "Okay, you go and pull, I'll brush it." ”

Shabonny's current physical strength can collect all the toilets and send them to the pool, and all the rest are Ringer, brushed, brushed, Ringer suddenly thought of half a bone, ghost thing, after so long, there is no bubbling, it is better to be a skeleton, not to worry about food and clothing, not afraid of cold or heat, the earth is a bed, the sky is a quilt, ghost thing, where is he dead, and he does not come to see his benefactor.

Just when Ringer thought about the half-bone, as if he had a soul in his heart, the half-bone came out of the forest by the small lake and came to Ringer's side.

"Boss, I haven't seen you for a long time, where did you get rich?"

Ringer teased.

After the half-bone came to Ringer's side, he made a move, and actually covered his nose, which made Ringer so angry that his seven holes smoked: "What the fuck are going on, you also think I stink, I stink!" ”

Half of the bones stood silently.

"!!"

Ringer roared like an angry, grinning wolfhound.

He is indeed very embarrassed, and he can't be embarrassed anymore.

Half of the bones still didn't leave, the terrifying mouth clicked up and down a few times, and in the blink of an eye, two small skeletons emerged from the ground.

Ringer was so frightened that the brush in his hand fell into the pool.

Lao Tzu doesn't seem to have recited the summoning spell, right?

As soon as the little skeleton came out, half a bone was facing them, and the skeleton's mouth clicked up and down a few more times, and the little skeleton walked towards Ringer.

What's the situation?

Ringer hurriedly retreated: "Half bone, you have something to say, what do you want to do?" ”

The little skeleton didn't attack Ringer, but ran into the water and picked up the brush, and then picked up Shabonny's brush, scrub, they were washing the toilet.

It took a long time for Ringer's jaw to close, and he held it with his own hand.

[Special thanks to --- since Ann Da rewarded! Thanks!!! 】