Lu Dongbin's new home is a three-storey single-family villa with a large plot of land, green grass and trees, making it a great place to live.

Walking into the villa, the decoration is even more luxurious and magnificent. Seeing Shao Yitian's envy, he thought about how good it would be if he could have such a villa.

"Xiao Shao, where's the wine?" As soon as he entered the room, Lu Dongbin rubbed his hands and asked expectantly.

Shao Yitian hurriedly took out the wine and put it on the table, seeing a box of wine on the table, Lu Dongbin subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then opened the carton, and saw that the carton was full of good wine, Lu Dongbin nodded with a smile.

"Xiao Shao, your wine is timely rain. Brother Bin, I haven't drunk the wine of the mortal world for several days, and my mouth is hungry. Lu Dongbin said, took out a bottle of wine, lifted the lid and took a sip.

After chatting for a few words, Shao Yitian asked, "Brother Bin, are you familiar with the killing god Bai?"

Lu Dongbin took a sip of wine and looked at Shao Yitian, he didn't understand why Shao Yitian suddenly asked this question.

"Why are you asking this?" Lu Dongbin asked rhetorically.

Shao Yitian told Lu Dongbin about today's incident in the Third Brigade of the Demolition and Relocation Bureau, and after finishing speaking, Shao Yitian then asked: "Brother Bin, is Bai Qi really killing people without blinking?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Don't listen to those people's nonsense, Bai Qi is a little difficult to approach, but he is not a murderous demon king like the legend." ”

As long as it's not a killer demon king, it's okay! It's not a problem to be approachable, and Shao Yitian doesn't plan to call him a friend anyway. Of course, if Bai Qi is willing, Shao Yitian will be desperate.

"Brother Bin, are you familiar with Bai Qi?" Shao Yitian then asked.

Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "Although Bai Qi and I are both cultivators who have ascended from the mortal world, we are really not familiar with each other. ”

It's troublesome now, the immortals who have made a lot of friends like Bing are not familiar with Bai Qi, so who is still familiar with Bai Qi?

"But Bai Qi has a hobby, that is, he likes to discuss the art of war. I have seen Bai Qi talk about the art of military affairs with the soldier saint Sun Wu, Yasheng Wu Qi, soldier immortal Han Xin and others several times, and seeing Bai Qi like that, he seems to be very happy to talk. Lu Dongbin continued.

I'll go! Soldier Saint Sun Wu, Yasheng Wu Qi, and Soldier Immortal Han Xin are all soldiers and cattle people, and these three people have used soldiers to deploy formations and siege cities and plunder land throughout the ages.

The soldier saint Sun Wu has passed down his "Sun Tzu's Art of War" thirteen chapters; Yasheng Baiqi has his "Wu Zi's Art of War" that has been handed down to future generations; although the soldier immortal Han Xin has not passed down the military book, the classic battles he commanded have been handed down, such as: Ming Xiu plank road dark Chen Cang, ambush on ten sides, backwater battle, flag and banner, and so on.

To Shao Yitian's surprise, these cattle people also flew to Heaven and became immortals.

"Brother Bin, have you gone to talk to them for a few words?" Shao Yitian asked curiously.

Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "I don't know anything about the art of military affairs, isn't it boring to go forward and talk to them?"

Shao Yitian himself doesn't know anything about the art of military war, but he is in a hurry for a few of the thirty-six schemes, what beauty schemes, bitter meat schemes, sound east and west, and so on.

But these are not used at all, and even elementary school students can memorize them.

The art of military is not something that you have seen a lot of learning experience and then just do it. You don't have a certain talent in the art of war, even if you memorize "The Art of War" backwards, you still pit the lives of your teammates!

"Xiao Shao, what do you want to do so much? Isn't this task not handed over to you yet? The boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, it's really not good, isn't there Brother Bing and me." Seeing Shao Yitian's depressed look, Lu Dongbin patted Shao Yitian's shoulder and said with relief.

That's right, didn't the old man next door not give this task to himself? What do you want to do so much? It's not a mediocrity that disturbs himself.

Shao Yitian decided not to think about it, he has wine today and drunk today, so what does he do with so much! Brother Bing is right, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and it is a big deal to take the dog with a dog!

"Well, Brother Bing, I'll listen to you. Shao Yitian said, "Brother Bin, bring me a drink too." ”

Shao Yitian suddenly wanted to drink some wine today, maybe to calm his mood, maybe he simply wanted to drink some wine.

"Don't you don't drink alcohol? People who don't drink alcohol drink alcohol, it's a waste, you better drink tea. Lu Dongbin said stingily.

Brother Bin, do you want to figure it out, I bought this wine for you, and I won't give you a sip, do you want to drink again?

Lu Dongbin took out a pot of good tea and threw it to Shao Yitian, and said: "For me, this tea is just something to pass the time when I am idle, but for you, this tea is a good thing, because this tea is not available in the mortal world, it is a tea made in the heavenly court, and it is full of spiritual energy, and after you drink it, it will be of great help to your cultivation." ”

Binge is really a local tyrant, the tea he drank for Shao Yitian last time was picked from nine thousand-year-old tea trees at the peak of Kunlun Mountain.

This time, he even took out the tea leaves produced in Heavenly Court, and drinking them was of great benefit to his cultivation.

It seems that in the future, you have to hug the thigh of Bingo, a local tyrant.

"Brother Bin, can drinking this tea speed up your cultivation?" Shao Yitian couldn't help but ask.

Lu Dongbin said: "That's a must, you don't look at where this tea is produced, this is the tea of the heavenly court, this tea contains a wealth of aura, after you drink it, the speed of cultivation will definitely be accelerated." By the way, Xiao Shao, what realm have you cultivated now?"

Originally, Shao Yitian was happy, but now that Lu Dongbin asked about his cultivation realm, Shao Yitian couldn't be happy again.

"The Qi Refining Realm hasn't been reached yet. "Shao Yitian himself is a little embarrassed, this is too embarrassing.

Lu Dongbin was stunned for a moment, he never thought that Shao Yitian hadn't even stepped into the threshold of cultivation, and couldn't help but shake his head and said, "It must be that you kid doesn't work hard to cultivate, and patronizes pickling girls every day." This pot of tea will be given to you, and after you take it back and brew a cup a day, the speed of cultivation will definitely speed up. ”

"Thank you Bingo. Shao Yitian hurriedly thanked him, Brother Bin was really good to himself.

With this pot of tea, Shao Yitian has the confidence to catch up with Liu Sihan's cultivation, so that he no longer has to worry about being bullied by the goddess, and he can finally stand in front of the goddess with his head held high.

Thinking of Liu Sihan, Shao Yitian suddenly remembered the matter of Yangyan Dan, and hurriedly asked Lu Dongbin, "Brother Bin, can you get Yangyan Dan?"

Lu Dongbin glanced at Shao Yitian and said, "Xiao Shao, people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, you have a little bit of Longwangshu." ”

To be honest, Shao Yitian felt embarrassed to ask Brother Bin what he wanted again, because Lu Dongbin had taken enough care of himself. However, the beauty pill is related to the goddess, even if you are embarrassed, Shao Yitian has to ask.

"Brother Bin, it's a big deal, I'll bring more wine to you next time. "The only chip that Shao Yitian can open is wine.

Lu Dongbin sighed and said, "For the sake of the wine, I'll get you a Zhuyan Pill for you to take back and give it to your wife." ”

Shao Yitian hurriedly corrected: "Brother Bin, it's a girlfriend, not a wife." ”

Lu Dongbin waved his hand, and his words were not shocking: "Aren't they all the same? Anyway, they all sleep in the same bed, no difference!"

However, Shao Yitian has only held Liu Sihan's hand a few times so far, and there is still a long way to go as for kissing, and sharing a bed is even more out of reach.

"Brother Bin, you just said that it was the Zhuyan Pill, is it the same effect as the Yangyan Pill?" Shao Yitian carefully verified, but don't be mistaken.

Lu Dongbin said: "Don't be blind **** if you don't understand, you have to humbly ask for advice, understand?"

Shao Yitian nodded again and again, indicating that he understood. Lu Dongbin then continued: "The effect of the Zhuyan Pill is much better than the Yangyan Pill, and the two pills are not of the same grade, the Yangyan Pill can only be regarded as a primary pill, and the Zhuyan Pill is already an intermediate pill." Rest assured, Binge gives you all good goods. ”

"Brother Bing, you are so good to me, if you want me to be a woman, I will promise me. Shao Yitian said with a touched face.

Lu Dongbin hurriedly kept a safe distance from Shao Yitian and said, "Don't, just like you become a woman, that's also a dinosaur level, if you really want to make a promise, I will have nightmares at night." ”

Brother Bing, please don't hit people like this, my young heart has been deeply hurt.

At this moment, Shao Yitian wanted to sing: You hurt me, and you laughed it off, I love the greed you love......

Well, wait, the lyrics behind don't seem to match this scene.