"Ahahahaha, don't mess around, return my magic weapon to me." The man said.

The ancient bluebird threw the coral back to him and said, "Immortals should be generous, why are you so stingy?" What's more, you really can't do anything in the sea area? Everything is fake in this world, your big baby is fake, your little baby is fake, your baby is fake, so what's the use of you looking so good? ”

These people were baffled by the modern meat jokes of Gu Qingniao, and they didn't care what she said at all, so they had to pretend not to hear.

The man re-grasped the above in his hand, then put on a good angle, and asked very seriously: "Since the distinguished guest has recognized the two of us, I don't know what we can do to help the distinguished guest?" ”

"Don't say it so politely, what else can help the distinguished guests, I said that I will directly let you give me the core of the world, will you give it? I said I want you to get this world out of this world, do you have the ability to do this? Isn't it controlled by the law, a bunch of tragedies, and they say they want to help me? Remember, I'm helping you, if this world is destroyed and you all die, then you will be liberated, and after liberation, you should give those me, so you don't have to be manipulated in this world, right? So, you're helping yourselves. ”

Everyone else was blinded by the ancient blue bird, and then the man with the pig behind him said, "That's it." ”

Gu Qingniao laughed immediately, grabbed this person's arm and said, "Sure enough, the one holding the tree is a trick, say, what can you tell me?" ”

The man who followed the pig smiled and said, "Honorable guest, there is a first come and then come, you ask him first, and then I will talk about it." ”

Gu Qingniao laughed: "You still think I don't know? This person holding the tree is simply a trick you made up yourself, I'm afraid this person doesn't exist in this world at all, right? Or that this person was originally an ordinary existence, but you made her special. ”

"Honorable guest, why do you say that?" The person who followed the pig was stunned for a moment, still not wanting to show his stuffing.

Gu Qingniao said: "There are two of you special people on the whole street, but after talking, I found that this person is too rigid, and he doesn't have the attitude that you special service personnel should have, will the rules of this world allow such unqualified service personnel to exist?" Obviously impossible! This guy doesn't even have a little independent thinking, he just asks me what I want to ask, what I can do to help me, and when I speak, he gets angry and embarrassed, but it's basically still that rigid emotion, so I said, then this is a trick you made, it's not worth mentioning at all. I've already seen it clearly, it's you who is behind him, and that's the mastermind behind this street? ”

After hearing Gu Qingniao's analysis, the people who followed the pig laughed and said, "Your Excellency is really as wise as a torch!" ”

"Is that all you Hill have to say? Jumei Telecom? Who taught your culture at that time? The language level is so poor, don't maintain such a vapor appearance and posture, it's better to show the original form quickly, I look uncomfortable. ”

The man's face instantly became ugly, and he said: "My setting is actually for the sake of the guest, we refer to the aesthetics of the guest itself, from the guest to see the first street everyone is the follow-up, all kinds of different eyes are popular, find the aesthetic angle of the guest, and then change our appearance, but if the guest insists, we will also reveal the prototype, I hope the guest will not be frightened." ”

The ancient bluebird shrugged his shoulders and said let them feel free.

Then the men were transformed into blue-faced, fanged goblins, scaly, hideous, muscular, fangs exposed, fiery hair, and claws on their hands and feet.

Gu Qingniao sneered at it, not afraid at all, and said: "I also said that you are immortals, I think it's almost a demon cave, the street at the door before was, what bull head and horse noodles, what flame city, are you guys so self-deceiving?" I'm afraid you were just a series of monsters at the time? When you get here, you call yourself an immortal? It's shameless. ”

The one who followed the pig opposite the ancient blue bird looked extremely burly, and after hearing the words of the ancient blue bird, his face was particularly ugly, but he still said: "I have met the requirements of the distinguished guest, I don't know what else the distinguished guest wants to ask?" ”

"You scattered all these people, I know they're all your doppelgangers."

The ghost couldn't hold back completely, and with a very hateful expression on his face, he scattered the entire street, and then he was the only one left, and said, "Your Excellency is really ......"

"That's a lot of vision, isn't it?" Gu Qingniao interrupted directly, making it weird and very embarrassing, and then she said: "Don't look at me like that, you guys are really not good at acting, I said it before, don't try to deceive me, you obviously have stiff expressions and movements, and they are controlled by you, especially when you come out, they will subconsciously take the distance, leaving you a way, and it is a very spacious and straight road." You don't play this kind of thing less, do you? Let these family members accompany you to play at home, as if you are the master of this street, in fact, you are just alone, you have never been alone, no one wants to see you, no one wants to talk to you, because you are ugly, because you have a bad temper, because you are not the same person as them, the whole is a monster, so they look down on you, they are afraid of you and reject you, and scold you for being a dirty brute, so when I ask you if you are a brute, your reaction will be so big, The whole street is glaring at me, you're so lonely, so you have to alone, turn yourself into a thousand, and then everyone becomes different, it's fun, right? How long did it take you to make everyone different? And there is also a profession with a word, as well as ornaments, what holds a tree, follows a pig, why don't you engage in a cuckold? Oh, by the way, you don't know what cuckolding means, I tell you, there was a husband and wife once upon a time. The wife is a housewife, born delicate and lovely, the charm still exists, usually do some needlework at home, because of the beauty of the birth, has already attracted some wild bees and butterflies to pursue; The husband is a businessman and often travels to other places to do business. The life of the two is also rich, and on the days when the husband is out, the wife will inevitably be cold and lonely. Finally, one day, the wife couldn't help but get in touch with a cloth seller in the market, and when her husband went out to do business, they were messing together. Once, after her husband came home, she didn't go out for three months, so she was so anxious that the cloth seller walked around their house every day. One day, the husband rode out of the city to hunt, and when he passed through the market, the cloth seller was very happy to see him, and thought that he was going out to do business again, so he rushed into his wife's bedroom that night to prepare for a tryst with him. When the husband came back that night, he almost caught him, and his wife was half frightened to death, and the cloth seller had to shiver under someone's bed all night. After this, the wife asked the cloth seller for a piece of green cloth, made a hat for her husband, and made an agreement with the cloth seller that you could come when you saw my husband wearing a green hat and going out. A few days later, when the husband was going out on business again, the wife quickly took out the green hat and said to the husband: "It's windy and sandy outside, so you won't get your hair dirty if you wear it." And this color makes you look handsome, and I will make one for you every time you go out, just like I follow you, so you don't have to worry about me. The husband was very happy to hear this, and thought that he was really handsome, so he happily put on the green hat and rode triumphantly through the market to do business in other places. That night, his wife slept in his bed with the cloth seller. Later, when the cloth seller saw the husband wearing a green hat and went out, his heart couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Ha! Your cuckold is really handsome, but it's time for me to be handsome tonight." Thus, the saying of the green hat was passed down in this way. Hahahahaha! ”

Gu Qingniao said, laughing, the monster on the other side was already angry, Gu Qingniao suddenly asked: "So you are guarding this street here, do you want to tell me to go over there?" ”

Before the monster could react, it opened its mouth and said, "North." ”

"North again?" Gu Qingniao suddenly realized: "It seems that I am going to continue to go east." ”

The Rakshasa ghost immediately realized that he had been fooled, and he was stunned, he originally thought that Gu Qingniao had not been deceived by the old man before, and this time he told the truth and should have made Gu Qingniao fooled, but after she was so angry that she lost her ability to think, she subconsciously said the first deception.

Gu Qingniao looked at the Rakshasa ghost and said: "Your acting skills are not as good as the old man before, and you still have so many fake bodies, and you can act so badly, you are more than one street behind the old man, you should go and study hard with her, everyone is in the city, why are you so much worse than him?" That's not fair! Anyway, I think you really deserve this kind of treatment, being thrown here by a person, who called you the most vegetable in this city? ”

"I'm not as good as the one who sells pancakes? What are you talking about? "The Rakshasa is so angry.

Gu Qingniao shrugged: "This is a fact, at least she can still keep her sanity, you will not be rational here, you ancient people, the psychological tolerance is really poor, I'm leaving!" ”

Watching the ancient blue bird leave, the Rakshasa ghost was furious, rose to the sky, and shouted: "Sell baked cakes!" Get the hell out of here! ”