Chapter 289: Laughing to Death (Three Watches)

Xia Duoshou and Xia Duobao, who touched their noses, had embarrassed expressions on their faces.

You look at me, I look at you, and sigh heavily.

I still regret it in my heart!

A group of people from Lao Xia's family returned home in a mighty way, and at this moment, the sky was just bright.

People in the village have already started to get up and cook.

At this time, it is best to plant vegetables, plough the ground during the day, sow seeds in the afternoon, and at night, water again, and the vegetables will be planted.

At the end of the month, spring sowing is the time to sow rice seeds in the fields, and the next month, at the end of April, the rice planting begins.

At the beginning, what Mr. Xia said was that only the four rooms should be sown in spring and inserted in spring, so this kind of dish cannot be found in the four rooms.

But now, Lao Xia's family can't grow vegetables.

After digging the ground for a night, when I got home, everyone had no strength to stand up.

partial, the eyes will fall on the treasure that Mrs. Xia brought back.

"The second one, you go cook!" Mrs. Xia glanced at Zhang's Dao, and her eyes were about to pop out.

"Mother, it's not my cooking today, it's my sister-in-law!" Zhang's face was aggrieved.

"If you want to go, you will go, where did so much nonsense come from!" Mrs. Xia shouted angrily.

"Mother, I'm bored! Last night, I dug so much ground, my old waist was about to break! Zhang said.

In and out of the words, the meaning expressed is that I still don't want to cook!

"Whew! You lazy and lazy woman, you don't even cook, and you have a grievance! Who do you show your grievances to? Whose daughter-in-law is like you?

I know to be lazy all day long, I tell you, if you don't do it, you don't want to stay here! ”

Mrs. Xia now has a baby, and she naturally has the confidence to speak!

If she can't get used to whomever she likes, she'll get them out!

Anyway, if this thing is sold for money, it can be sold for many daughters-in-law.

As long as you are diligent, honest, and responsible, these people who love to be demons don't want it!

Mrs. Xia's words scared Zhang's soul into dispossession, she stood up suddenly, didn't care about the pain in her muscles, and said to Mrs. Xia: "Mother, don't be angry, I'll cook!" ”

After speaking, his eyes fell on Xia Xiaojiao, who was also motionless.

"Jiao'er girl, you also get up for the old lady and fight with the old lady!"

Xia Xiaojiao was reluctant a thousand, ten thousand unwilling, but she could only stand up obediently.

The mother and daughter went in the direction of the stove room.

After taking two steps, he turned around and took a look at the baby placed in the center of the lobby.

That look, it's really reluctant!

"This baby, the more I look at it, the more I like it!" Mrs. Xia said suddenly.

Others chimed in.

"Indeed, the more I look at it, the more I like it, I just feel a little familiar, and I always feel that I have seen it somewhere!" Xia Duoshou suddenly said.

His words were exactly the same as those that came out of Xia Duofu's mouth at the beginning.

However, at that time, Xia Duofu's voice was too small to even hear Ji's.

Mrs. Xia glanced at Xia Duoshou, "Come on, with your eyes, you can see a fart!" This treasure is worth five hundred taels, can you see it? It's a joke! ”

Xia Duoshou was scolded like this, and smiled wryly.

I didn't speak, but when I looked at the look in the eyes of the thing, I felt more and more puzzled.

No, it's too similar, it looks like it!

Xia Duoshou scratched his head desperately, but he didn't think about what that thing looked like.

Suddenly, Xia Duobao stood up, "No, no, this is a fart, this is going to suffocate me!" ”

As he spoke, he covered his ass and was about to rush out.

"Third child, wait a minute, what did you just say?" Xia Duoshou suddenly asked.

"What's the matter, second brother, if you have something to say, let it go quickly, I really can't hold it back!" Xia Duobao's face was covered with sweat, and his stomach hurt and he couldn't stand it.

In order to find the baby, he held it all night.

If you hold it any longer, it's going to explode.

"Third child, what did you just say, you say it again!" Xia Duoshou once again called Xia Duobao.

"Oops, what do you care I say, I'm going to!"

After speaking, Xia Duobao covered the chrysanthemum that was about to crack and rushed out.

Xia Duoshou patted his head, "Hey, I finally remembered what it was!" ”

"What?" Ji Shi said a word.

"Urine jar, does this baby look like our urine jar? When it was cold in winter, we didn't want to get up at night, so we prepared a urine jar for our family.

This thing is better than Gong Bucket, it won't leak for a long time, and it's much more comfortable than Gong Bucket squatting! Xia Duoshou said.

As soon as he said this, everyone took a look at it again, and it was true.

"Could it be that our urine jar is also a baby?" Ji said stupidly.

"You fart! Where's this urine jar? Where is it like? Mrs. Xia shouted.

"That's it, if you don't know, don't talk nonsense, our urine jar ......" Ji Shi just wanted to deny it, and suddenly screamed.

"Oh my God, why is this urine jar exactly the same as the one in my house? The gap over there was still smashed by the original letter boy's temper! ”

Everyone in the Lao Xia family all set their eyes on the place where Ji said.

There is really a gap in that baby.

At the beginning, the urine jar was sent by a friend of Mr. Xia.

There are five in total, one for the old family, the second, third and fourth, one for each household!

There is one left, and Old Man Xia is using it himself.

But he still has a big house, which was broken a few years ago.

Now there are second, third and fourth families.

This is also the reason why Old Man Xia and Mrs. Xia didn't recognize each other at a glance, after all, they didn't see the second and third families every day.

"Oh my God, this ...... What the hell is going on? "Old Xia is too anxious.

Ji also looked flustered.

"Go, call the third and second daughter-in-law over and let them see it too!" Old man Xia said.

At this moment, the look on the old man's face was nervous.

This baby, if it is really the urine jar of the third family, the dream of the whole family to get rich will be shattered.

Old Man Xia almost didn't dare to imagine.

God, God wouldn't make such a big joke on their old Xia family, right?

Listening to Old Man Xia's words, Xia Duoshou rushed out and dragged out Xia Duobao, who had not yet been cleaned of the in the pit.

Xia Duobao scolded while walking, and from time to time a few loud farts broke out in the crotch of his pants, and he was very embarrassed.

He said: "Second brother, are you crazy, I haven't finished pulling it yet!" ”

"Am I crazy? You're crazy! It's my father and mother who want to see you, which is a big deal related to our family's wealth! Xia Duoshou said.

finally dragged Xia Duobao into the hall.

Old Man Xia's voice also sounded, "Third child, take a look, this baby...... It's not like your home, that, that...... Urine...... Urine jar? ”

(End of chapter)