Chapter 24: Is This Joke Funny?

Wu Yang looked at the depressed Wu Shengqi, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely.

Sure enough, women are born actors. If it weren't for Wu Yang who had cleared the customs a long time ago, maybe he would have believed it.

Do you think Wu Yang came up with the method of getting rid of the gangsters by himself? There are examples to refer to. The plan of all evils is actually "sealed" on Wu Shengqi's stupid and sweet character.

But now......

I turned a blind eye to the performance that should be with you, and I tried my best to perform.

Wu Yang smiled sincerely, if he didn't know the inside story, he would still want to come forward and comfort him.

"It's okay Sister Qiqi, like you, beautiful, kind, cute and generous, these don't matter."

Wu Shengqi seemed to have mustered up enough courage, and while humming heavily, his hands were clenched into fists, and he worked hard from top to bottom.

"Wu Yang, what do you want to eat at night."

"As long as it's made by Sister Kiki, I like it."

"Okay, I'll go and prepare in advance." Wu Shengqi said, and when he walked by Wu Yang's side, he also stuffed him with a small green crystal.

Don't forget to encourage Wu Yang again: "You also have to exercise hard." ”

"Got it, Sister Kiki."

Wu Yang looked at the reward given to him by the little rich woman and smiled even sweeter.

He always feels like he is being fostered now, and he is not a little rich woman who raises him.

Zhang Yingying, Wu Shengqi, maybe you can add an Annie or something.

Hey, I think I have a bit of a talent for this. He was purely unintentionally inserted into the willows, and he was inexplicably maintained for a long time.

Not to mention, it tastes so good.

After taking a bite, Wu Yang looked at his panel attribute again.

Name: Yang Wu

Age: 16

Class: Meat Shield

Level: Level 1 [Black Iron Grade]

Strength: 16

Speed: 16

Defense: 35.01

Skills: [Long Stick Skill Strike Level 1], [Brutal Collision Level 1], [Sword Mastery] 4%.

Female resistance: –2

The green crystals are increased by five points at a time, and the defense has a predetermined value from the previous beating. Right now, with Wu Yang's defense, it has reached level three.

This means that after leaving the city, the average low-level monster Wu Yang may not be killed. But they definitely can't kill Wu Yang.

Thinking of this, Wu Yang felt a little more steady.

However, thinking of the cracks in the sky, Wu Yang was a little worried. Compared with things that are out of control, of course, they are in their hands, which is more stable.

Although there is no shortage of those who like excitement, Wu Yang does not have that hobby.

In the evening, Wu Yang and Wu Shengqi sat at the table to eat.

It can be seen that although Wu Shengqi tried his best to show that calmness, he was still scared of being alone in a room with a man who had just met for less than two days.

Wu Yang had no choice but to laugh and eat more, and tell a few jokes or something to make Shengqi happy.

"Two men and one woman ride a horse, the man sits in the middle and the woman sits in the back! Because the road surface is not very good, the horse is very bumpy. The female one always hit the buddy in the middle with the mountain peak, and after a while, the man on the horse was not happy, and turned to look at the buddy in the middle: Brother, what do you mean?"

"Hahaha......" Wu Yang finished speaking, laughing wildly with his thighs, but then stopped abruptly, "Sister Qiqi, why don't you laugh." ”

Wu Shengqi's eyes trembled a little, no, his hands were shaking.

Wu Yang frowned, yes, this kind of joke is too unrestrained for Wu Shengqi.

"Then I'll change ......"

Before Wu Yang could speak, Wu Shengqi hurriedly ran, and said "No need!" Wu Yang, eat quickly, otherwise the rice will be cold. I'm going to wash the dishes! ”

Wu Shengqi, who trotted all the way to the kitchen, stared at the door with a kitchen knife.

My brother said that if Wu Yang dared to tell her anything related to the affairs of men and women, he would run away immediately.

Although Wu Shengqi is kind, he is also a little silly.

But she can still understand this kind of straightforward color joke, because that's what the married sisters in the neighborhood say all day long.

Wu Yang, who was sitting at the table, looked at Wu Shengqi, who left in a hurry, and was stunned, and he didn't react for a moment to what was going on.

But I thought it was better to be obedient and well-behaved, and finish the meal quickly.

Then he walked into the kitchen with a plate and a big smile on his face.

Looking at each other, both of them seemed to see something not so good in each other's eyes.

Wu Yang tried to make his smile brighter and more sincere. But in the eyes of Wu Shengqi, this guy is the embodiment of the growing evil thoughts.

"Don't come here!" Wu Shengqi is already crying.

"I ...... I think there must have been some misunderstanding between us. Wu Yang put the plate aside, raised his hands, and smiled more and more harmless.

But in Wu Shengqi's eyes, at this moment, Wu Yang and the appearance of the demon in his brother's description are more and more appropriate.

A false smile, words that deliberately make people let their guard down, plus a little bit of footsteps closer.

At this moment, Wu Shengqi is like a fried cat, cowering in the corner with his claws exposed.

Wu Yang finally understood Wu Shengqi's worries, and said with a wry smile, "Am I so like a person with bad intentions?" ”

Wu Shengqi shook his head desperately, "It's not like that!" ”

"That'...... Forget it, I'll go back to sleep. ”

Wu Yang finally gave up explaining anything. It is obvious that Wu Shengqi is in an extremely sensitive mood at this moment.

Waiting for Wu Yang to walk to the door, Wu Shengqi said softly.

"Good night."

"Good night."

"I'll make breakfast tomorrow morning and help you put it in the kitchen."

"Good ......"

Wu Yang couldn't cry or laugh.

He's so handsome, he looks like a bad guy.

Early the next morning, Wu Yang deliberately got up early and left a note for Wu Shengqi. There was a letter of apology, and then I went out for breakfast.

He thought about it before going to bed, and it was really not appropriate for a lonely man and a widow to tell color jokes. Although he has no jokes other than color jokes.

When I arrived at the school gate, it was like a beautiful scenery that attracted the attention of countless students in the past.

The tights made of unknown black animal skins were actually not too tight, but Anne had forced it into this state.

Even if she still wears a loose gown on the outside, it still can't stop the proud capital shown inside.

And......

You still have to take it off when you're fighting.

"Wu Yang, you're late again."

Anne saw Wu Yang from afar, stepped forward in three or two steps, and directly threw the stick in her hand.

Wu Yang's eyes are fast, and he stretches out his hand to ......

Boom!

Wu Yang had a close contact with the ground on the spot.

Is it so heavy......

Wu Yang secretly complained in his heart, but he still gritted his teeth and mentioned it little by little.

Anne took the lead and said, "Punishment, take this stick and go out of town with me, it's a workout." ”

"I'm not late." Wu Yang looked aggrieved.

"But I came before you."

Wu Yang opened his mouth, okay, you have a big fist, you have a reason.

Carrying the stick with difficulty, Wu Yang followed Anne all the way......

Amble.