【014】Pet Sun Crazy Demon (2nd Update)

The old house was not big enough to sit on the twenty or thirty bandits, so the whole sheep banquet was placed at the entrance of the village, and the two golden buttery roasted whole sheep were set up next to the ancient well.

Roasted whole sheep has a layer of crispy skin, is the cream of mutton, spring is not the best time to eat roasted whole sheep, after the autumn of the little ewe pasted autumn fat, there will be a thick layer of mutton fat under the skin, so that the roasted taste can reach the extreme.

At present, these two sheep are not young ewes that have not grown up, but in the hands of Master Bao, they still seem to have roasted the supreme taste.

Roast whole lamb three roasted three and eat three.

The first time I ate it, it was a golden and crispy crust, sprinkled with white sesame seeds, cut into strips, dipped in a secret sauce, and when I bit into it, it was charred and crispy, and the fat melted on the tip of the tongue.

The aroma of sesame seeds dissolves the smell of mutton fat, and the taste is too fragrant.

Of course, the horse thief boss was not stupid, so he let Bao Shenchu and Yu Wan taste it before starting, and made sure that it was non-toxic and harmless before giving it to the brothers.

The villagers squatted tremblingly, smelling the aroma of roasted whole sheep, listening to the sound of gnawing mutton fat, and drooling greedily.

Chef Bao Shen cut the mutton fat methodically, the mutton fat can't be cut too thick, just on top of the mutton, together with the whole soft mutton fat cut down, Yu Wan is responsible for another roasted whole sheep, how Bao Shen Chef cuts, she also cuts, and after a while, the mutton fat of the two sheep is swept away.

Chef Bao Shen put the lamb rack back on the fire and continued to roast.

This time, what you eat is the mutton itself, the heat is too big or too small, and if it is too much, it will be hard; If it is too weak, it will be raw, Bao Shen Chef has handled it just right, the roasted mutton is tender and juicy, fat and thin, with a green onion, a burrito, no sauce is also a first-class delicacy in the world.

"Damn!" The horse thief boss couldn't stop eating.

After the first layer of skin and the second layer of meat are eaten, the next third time is roasted on the fire, and what you eat is the bone-related meat, which is the most flavorful part of the meat, and it is also the essence of roasting the whole sheep, with tendons, slightly chewy, and you can vaguely feel a trace of the strong fragrance of the mutton bones.

"Sucking" the little iron egg drooling.

The horse thief boss intends to take the little iron egg back and train him to become the next horse thief, and when he sees that he is greedy, he beckons to him.

The little iron fart walked over to him.

The Yu family didn't react for a while, and when they went to catch it, Xiao Tie Dan had already walked up to the horse thief boss.

"Want to eat?" The horse thief boss asked.

Little Iron Egg nodded.

The horse thief boss gave him a plate of flesh and bones.

Xiao Tie Dan turned around and left with a plate, he didn't eat alone.

The horse thief boss held him down: "Eat right here!" ”

His food is only fed to his pony thief, and others want a piece of the pie, but there is no door!

"But my sister is hungry too." Xiao Tiedan said in a low mood, "My mother is also hungry, my uncle is also hungry, my aunt, my eldest brother and second brother...... Hmm-"

The horse thief stuffed a slice of mutton into his mouth.

Xiao Tiedan's mouth was stuffed to the brim, and he said vaguely: "They are all ......"

The horse thief boss was annoyed: "If you make any more noise, I will kill you!" ”

Little Iron Egg obediently shut up.

The horse thief boss hooked a small bench with his foot and kicked it in front of the little iron egg.

Xiao Tie Dan straightened the small stool, sat down honestly, and waited until the mutton in his mouth was finished: "Actually, ......"

The horse thief boss pulls out his machete.

The little iron egg silently swallowed the words in his mouth.

He just wanted to say, the mutton is so delicious, can you give him two more plates?

Xiao Tie Dan held the plate in one hand and the mutton in the other, and ate it in a big gulp.

The little iron egg was "caught", the uncle and the aunt were in a hurry, they were still so anxious, the younger siblings must be more worried than them, right?

The two of them were about to open their mouths to comfort Jiang, when they saw Jiang staring in the direction of roasting the whole sheep, saliva flowing, and his eyes glowed green.

“……”

Brother and sister, do you know that your son was arrested......

Yu Wan looked at the small iron egg not far away, and then looked at the chef Bao Shen on the side.

It is impossible for Chef Bao not to notice that Xiao Tie Dan came to eat mutton, but there was no difference in his expression, and he still took care of cutting and roasting the whole lamb by himself.

Yu Wan lowered her eyes, she didn't believe that Bao Shenchu would harm Xiao Tiedan, so these things were non-toxic, and she really let the horse thief eat so happily?

The horse thief boss ate to his heart's content, and took out the good wine that he was going to take back and taste slowly, and this jar of wine was naturally not enough for thirty people, so he and a few henchmen drank it.

The aroma of the wine, the fragrance of the ten miles, suppressed the aroma of the roasted whole sheep.

Roasted whole lamb is already a top-notch delicacy, and the next few dishes may not sound as brilliant, but when it is actually presented, the horse thieves find out, what kind of fairy chef is this, how to make the dishes better than the other?

The braised mutton was robbed as soon as it came up, and there was not a drop of fresh soup left in the fish and sheep, not to mention the cold dishes made of lamb liver, lamb tripe and sheep's hooves, and half of it was served on the table, and the horse thief was so angry that he kicked the feet of the horse thief who stole the food!

The lamb scorpion hot pot is put into the medicine bag that is on fire, which is refreshing and spicy, spicy but not dry.

After the greasy big fish and meat, a bowl of stewed heart-lung radish soup, accompanied by greasy shallots and tender tofu, the horse thieves only felt that their body and mind were comfortable.

The horse thieves were suddenly reluctant to kill this old man, he was so good at cooking, he took it back to cook for them, and enjoyed it every day!

The thought of being able to eat such a sumptuous and delicious meal at every meal in the future made the horse thieves unable to sit still, and they couldn't wait to go back to the mountain immediately!

"Boss!" The one-eyed horse thief leaned over and said, "Leave that old man behind?" ”

The boss of the horse thief hummed with satisfaction: "The old man and the women and children stay, and the men are killed!" ”

"Yes!" The one-eyed horse thief drew his machete and walked towards the townsfolk huddled at the entrance of the village with a wicked smile.

Li Zheng stood up bravely: "You guys...... Don't go too far! This is at the feet of the Son of Heaven, you just grab things and pay them back, it really makes a lot of trouble, and the government will not sit idly by! ”

The one-eyed horse thief said fearlessly: "Lao Tzu dares to be a horse thief, what are you afraid of the government?" Besides, if I kill you all, who will report to the official? ”

Women are sold into Qinglou, children are sold to abductors, and those people have a way to gag their mouths!

There were three other horse thieves who came along with the one-eyed horse thief, and several people pulled out the men in the village, and Aunt Bai's husband and son were also arrested, and Aunt Bai took off the big soles of thirty-nine yards: "The old lady fought with you!" ”

Boom!

The one-eyed horse thief fell.

Aunt Bai was stunned when she held her hand on the big shoes, eh? She hasn't done it yet!

Immediately afterward, the remaining three horse thieves also fell.

The four of them curled up, clutching their stomachs, rolling on the ground in discomfort.

The villagers were stunned by this scene, what happened to these people? How can you say that it will fall? Got a bad stomach?

Aunt Bai was so frightened that she put on her shoes and ran back to the villagers with small steps.

One by one, the horse thieves fell, and the horse thief boss also vomited a mouthful of blood after a short struggle, and fell to his knees with exhaustion.

Seeing this, the little iron egg who was originally pressed by him to eat decisively spread his feet and threw himself into Yu Wan's arms.

This group of horse thieves Yintang is black, their nails are black, and they seem to be poisoned, but on the other hand, the little iron egg, his face is red, his eyes are watery, his breathing is even, his expression is as usual, and he is very healthy, how can this be? What they have eaten, the little iron egg has also eaten...... Xiao Tie Dan didn't touch the only thing that was the jar of wine and the first three plates of vegetarian dishes, but those, the horse thieves forced Yu Wan and Chef Bao to taste it, and she and Chef Bao were not poisoned!

Yu Wan was extremely sure that she didn't do anything, she could only be Bao Shenchu, not to mention that the horse thieves were staring at them to death, it was Yu Wan who was by Bao Shenchu's side from beginning to end, and she didn't see him make any actions related to poisoning.

Yu Wan didn't know when he started!

The horse thief boss looked at Chef Bao and said, "You...... What exactly did you do? ”

"Poisoned." Chef Bao said lightly, "Medicine can heal people, but it can also kill people, and if you dare to eat the dishes I make, you will have to pay the price." ”

The horse thief boss couldn't figure out how he did it, his own people obviously stared him to death, and the whole family had eaten all the dishes first, why they were fine, but he and his brothers were poisoned.

"You...... You old man......"

Bao Shenchu glared at him: "You are a bad old man!" Your whole family is a bad old man! ”

The horse thief boss vomited three liters of blood!

Yu Wan began to ask the horse thief: "How did you come up with the idea of coming to Lotus Village to rob?" ”

Lotus Village is so poor, and it has never been targeted by robbers.

The horse thief boss gritted his teeth and didn't speak, but if he didn't say it, it didn't mean that others didn't say it, and his henchman, the one-eyed horse thief, spoke: "Back to ...... Back to my aunt's words...... We heard from the people of Xinghua Village that some of you have opened a workshop and made a big business...... We...... We're here to rob it! ”

The eldest aunt scolded bitterly: "Sure enough, it's those eight lambs of the king!" ”

Xinghua Village is famous, and they were the first to be sacked by horse thieves, in order to protect Mingzhe's life, Xinghua Village is in trouble, saying that Lotus Village has a bigger workshop and more beautiful women than them.

They also showed the horse thieves the way!

Aunt Bai rolled up her sleeves and gritted her teeth and said, "I'm an immortal!" I'm going to burn them to death today!" ”

Yu Wan said to her: "Aunt Bai, the accounts of Xinghua Village will be calculated later, and this group of horse thieves will be solved first." ”

"That's right! These bastards aren't good either! Aunt Bai raised her foot and kicked the one-eyed horse thief.

The one-eyed horse thief was kicked and screamed.

The horse thief boss has a burst of joy in his heart, making you spineless and letting you betray Lao Tzu!

Soon, though, the thief boss couldn't stop laughing.

"What to do with them?" Embolus asked.

Li Zheng thought for a while and said, "Report to the official." ”

Yu Song disagreed: "That's not good, just threaten them with the government, they are not afraid at all, maybe they have already colluded with the government, what if they make the money buy the government?" In my opinion, let's kill it! ”

The bolt was stunned and said, "Although they are innocent of death, but if we kill them, won't we also commit the same crime as them?" If the government investigates it......"

Yu Song nodded: "That's what I said, then don't kill it." ”

The horse thieves were overjoyed.

In the next second, Yu Song was heard to say: "Send it to the back mountain to feed the beasts, so we won't kill it!" ”

The horse thieves are going to collapse!

Young man, you look white and pure, do you want your heart to be so black......

It is also very troublesome for the No. 30 horse thief to be transported up the mountain, especially the few strong men in Lotus Village, and one person is not enough to carry, in the end, Yu Wan thought of a way to get the best of both worlds: "Lizheng, aren't we going to open up the wasteland and farm?" It's better to leave them as coolies, so that you don't have to go out to spend money to hire people! ”

Li Zheng frowned: "But they eat so much, will they not earn enough for them to eat?" ”

Collective Silent Horse Thief: "......"

Aren't we so cruel and terrible that we're going to wipe off your necks in the middle of the night?

Yu Wan said: "Then give them a little less, look at their fat and strong, if they don't eat, they won't starve!" ”

That young man just let them be bitten to death by fierce beasts, but this little girl asked them to starve to death while working, who are they? How can they be more vicious than their group of horse thieves?!

The horse thief was really going to cry.

With such a robbery, it can be said that the life of a thief is quite miserable......

Finally, Bao Shenchu gave the antidote to Yu Wan: "Take it once a month, one at a time, whoever is disobedient will not give him the antidote, and let him die of rotten intestines!" ”

"Die fast?" Yu Wan asked.

Chef Bao said: "It's very fast, from the intestines to the stomach, it's only March and May." ”

Rotten...... Rotten for three or five months?!

The horse thieves who wanted to die with poison and dignity all gave up their resistance in despair.

"We're going up the mountain!"

"We're going to open up the wasteland!"

"We're going to farm!"

"We don't eat!"

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