Wow whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! ”

In the 520 infirmary of Shigeman Hospital, there was a sudden earth-shattering cry of a baby! All of a sudden, the whole sun was distorted!

"Doctor, doctor, this baby is amazing, born prematurely for six months, and screams louder than my rooster!"

The pregnant woman on the bed had just given birth, and her breath was not stable, so she began to complain about the child she gave birth to, daring to love that both mother and daughter were geniuses.

Two hours ago, Li Du accompanied her husband out to buy vegetables with a six-month-old belly, not that her husband didn't care enough and let her come out to dry, but that this weird daughter-in-law wanted her daughter to come out to see the world, so that she was not smart enough to buy vegetables in the future.

Haven't you bought half of this dish yet? Li Du said to her husband quietly.

"Husband, my amniotic water broke."

A man can stuff an elephant in his mouth, and he is only six months pregnant, how can this child come out when he says it, and he is not obedient at all?!

The man threw down the food he had just bought, shouted 120, and hugged Li Du for a while. Li Juan was not polite, grabbing her husband's arm was a mess, and Huang Zhongzhong screamed in pain!

was finally sent to the hospital, but the pregnancy was not an ordinary pain, and Huang Li Jin, the melon baby, stretched out his foot and kicked in Li Du's uterus, making Li Du's face look as good as being disemboweled.

Finally, the child came out, and the result did not stop, and he made a fuss when he rubbed it, shouting "people are panicking" around him.

But what mother would be unhappy to see her baby born? So Li Du still closed his eyes and grinned happily.

That's right, this is the birth diary of the protagonist of the story, Huang Lijin.

Huang Lijin has not been a good stubble since birth.

At the age of three, he competed with other babies to drive a baby car, and he was stunned to hit someone else into Huajili.

At the age of ten, he got into a fight with someone and broke the boy's new teeth.

When he was fifteen years old, he was a bear child, breaking the door of Grandma Wang's house next door, and letting Grandma Wang's house run out of the door.

Her parents have to take care of her, and she has to take care of her parents, and she is a female version of the Monkey King.

Until one day, on an ordinary afternoon, when I went out ordinarily, my parents said goodbye to Huang Lijin and drove on the highway, which was a lifetime......

Huang Lijin cried for three days and three nights wrapped in the quilt, crying like an autistic person, ignoring the care of other relatives.

42 years have passed in a flash, Huang Li Jin did not go out of the door, raised the blade at home and cut it, and a healthy old man passed away inexplicably.

Huang Lijin didn't know how long she had been floating in her dream, but when she opened her eyes again, there was a white expanse around her, and she reached out to touch the white clouds. As a result, before Huang Li Jin touched it, the cloud swam away gently.

Cotton-like clouds crowded on both sides, opening a path in front of Huang Lijin...... She wandered aimlessly.

Dingtone, System 23366, welcome to "Perfect World!" A soft and beautiful female voice came into her ears......

"Who are you?" Huang Lijin was already a dead person, and she had nothing to worry about, hearing this, she couldn't help but wonder, when did she become a system?

"Hello! I am the responsible angel of this "perfect world", and I exist specifically for those of you who have cast the wrong world. ”

After listening to what the angel said, Huang Lijin couldn't help but sneer.

"Hahaha, why did I go to the wrong place? Shouldn't I be human? And what kind of animal or something? ”

Huang Lijin felt that she was very ridiculous, and a playful look wrinkled on his face.

"That's right, you were supposed to be a wild monkey swinging in the mountains and forests, but the department in charge of the animal kingdom and the human kingdom did not control the dosage of the reincarnation medicine when you were born, and Shengsheng made you a human doll and stayed in the human world for 60 years."

And we in the "perfect world" are responsible for guiding you, and this is our compensation for you. ”

"I don't need it, if I die, I'll die, what's there to compensate for." She regained her underbeaten face.

Huang Lijin doesn't need compensation from others, she is the kind of stubborn and invincible person, she lost everything in the so-called human world, what can she get back when she is a system?

"If you're willing to be our system, after completing ten missions, you can go back to the human world at a few specific points in time where you want to go. For example, the first minute you commit suicide, or the first minute your parents get on the highway. ”

Although Huang Lijin has no heart or lungs, she at least loves her parents and has a sense of dependence as a child. So when she heard that she could return to her parents, no matter how bad it was, there would be a minute, no matter how hard and tired she was, she was also willing.

Huang Lijin has lived for 60 years, and she has a deep understanding of how she has risen and fallen in endless thoughts during the 42 years.

"Good! How? ”

"You'll be taken into ten different stories and complete different missions, but with the same goal, to bring the protagonist back to his own happiness."

Hehe, she didn't expect that after so many years, she would end up serving the people?

"We've also got you a companion who will connect with you in every story. Ahh I'm going to get busy, bye-bye! ”

"Wait!"

Before Huang Lijin could ask about her role, the angel disappeared.

In the end, she had to move forward, but as soon as her feet were empty, the whole person penetrated the clouds, and the intertwined white mist filled Huang Lijin's eyes. I don't know how many kilometers I fell, Li Jin couldn't bear the sleep, and slowly closed his eyelids......

"Uh-huh? Where is this, how is it dark? ”

Huang Lijin was strange, it stands to reason that she should have returned to the human world, but there is no light here.

"Ding-dong! Hello System 23366, welcome to the "I want Mom and Dad to go home" quest, please pay attention to your words and actions, your actions will have an impact on the real world! ”

"So how do I go about this task?!"

"Gone again?! Don't make it clear! Let me figure it out for myself?! Feed! ”

Huang Lijin kept calling the angels, but the angels came and went without a trace, and she couldn't catch them at all......

"Hey......??"

The mouth is still moving, but the surrounding scene is transformed in an instant.

？？？！！！

Where?

Huang Lijin stood in the brick house, looking confused...... I saw that there was a brick wood stove, a large rusty iron pot of three feet, four small benches with polished skin, and two huge wooden beds, on which were also laid two newly bought mats.

......