5-B, Head of Household: Hairdresser Lian Fei)

After Wen Qitai pulled the first guest in the afternoon, he suddenly remembered that he was going to do an extremely important thing today, really, how many times have I talked about it in the past two days, but I forgot it today! He patted the back of his head and pulled out an antique Motorola, which had been phased out five years ago and was now worthless, but he didn't care about the disdainful gazes of the people who saw it, and shouted, "Hey! Pork jelly! ”

There was a shout: "Who? Brother Ty? Such a disgusting voice, it must be Brother Tai'......"

Wen Qitai said with a big grin: "Guodong, I'm really embarrassed, I just had an urgent matter this afternoon, and it was quite sudden......"

"What's wrong? Your dad is dead? ”

"Fuck you, he's fucking your mom tired when he's dead!"

"And which of your relatives died?"

"Do you have to do this? Really in a hurry...... I know it's not easy for you to get a long night's sleep, but I can't do it, so it's okay to invite you to eat casserole on Saturday......"

"Haha! Drive the car to the three small gates, I'll pick it up right away, you're busy! ”

"Thanks!"

Wen Qitai parked the taxi outside the gate of the No. 3 Primary School, took out a crumpled piece of money from his pocket, and stuffed the No. 7 bus from the station with the surging flow of people. About 18 minutes later, he hurriedly squeezed out of the car door and went straight to a "Century Liangma International Beauty and Hair Salon Center" in Zhiwei Community, which is only 178 square meters, and the reason is the same as the Internet café named "Network Technology World".

Wen Qitai "ran" to open the door of the store, and scared the ladies who were dyeing their hair inside into screaming again and again. He was originally a rough man, and he didn't care about whether his behavior was decent or not, he just cared about turning around and shouting: "Lian Fei!" Are you there? Don't hide, I found your hairy ...... on the ground."

A thin man with his back to him and an Indian turkey blast head suddenly turned around and said unhappily, "Brother Tai, aren't you tired of yelling like this?" ”

Wen Qitai was so frightened by Lian Fei's appearance that he jumped up, and said without thinking: "Fuck! Who did you spoil your shit, how did you get such a donkey virtue? I thought you were wearing a big mop! ”

The elderly people present all frowned and pouted, and the fashionable young men and women couldn't help but laugh. Lian Fei was really unhappy: "Brother Tai, what quality do you have?" Watch out for the impact! I'm also a famous hairstylist in my city now! I have designed hairstyles for many TV stations - actors of Yanzhou TV! How can you attract customers if you don't get it for yourself first? It's called fashion, fashion, and edgy! Don't mess around if you don't understand! ”

Wen Qitai smiled and said, "Okay, don't get angry." I'm here to get down to business: shave my head! Last time you opened, I pulled a long distance, but I didn't have time to support it, this time with practical actions! What do you think? ”

Lian Fei looked at him for a while, and said solemnly: "When you come to me, I can first state that I have been adhering to the central idea of 'avant-garde' for a hundred years. Hairdressing is an aesthetic art, and if you mind me designing according to my own artistic vision, go to another house – don't go to the other one! What about my grandson competing with me......"

"Just don't get me your Hiroshima nuclear strike head. Without further ado, come on! I'm in a hurry! ”

Lian Fei usually likes to greet the young customers under the scissors in a gentle tone, but when he gives Wen Qitai a haircut, his face is iron-blue, for fear of causing a topic. He knew that Wen Qitai had a stomach full of stinky tofu and rotten duck eggs, and he liked to brag at length, and thought that he was very humorous, and if he opened the switch, the customers would run away.

After finishing it, Lian Fei let out a long breath and tore off the towel triumphantly: "How is it?" The most popular 'little brother head' at the moment. ”

Wen Qitai agreed a few times and handed over ten yuan. He is unequivocal in this, friends are friends, business is business. Lian Fei has been his job for many years, and he doesn't play false and polite with him, but as soon as he put the money in his pocket, he heard Wen Qitai scream like a woman, which frightened the customers' hairs to stand on end.

Wen Qitai saw a quasi-monk's head in the mirror with an almost blue scalp, and couldn't help but be furious, grabbed Lian Fei and shouted, "What do you mean by your mother?" What kind of dog head is this? ”

There was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old red-haired girl next to her, who wanted to laugh when she heard Wen Qitai scolding herself, but she forcibly held back.

Lian Fei saw that he was really angry, and retorted in a panic: "My brother, you ...... If you don't understand art, don't shout and embarrass people here, okay? This 'little brother' is the most fashionable ...... at the moment"

"Get out! Do you treat your brother Tai as a monkey in Huaguo Mountain? In another thousand years, this bald head will not become fashionable! Do you think that the days when we were in prison made you nostalgic? How many years have we been in prison, and you still can't enjoy this head shape? ”

This sentence made the audience fall silent, and even the family of three at the door turned pale and quietly moved out of the door.

Wen Qitai pointed at Lian Fei's nose and threatened: "You wait, go back and 'do' you!" Your head design is worth up to six pieces! Damn, give me back four dollars! Then, without saying anything, he touched four steel jumps from the drawer, and left with a gloomy face.

After walking more than 20 meters, I found that one of the steel jumps was a new version of Yimao.

The Fenglai Bookstore in the east of Fengxiang Street in Dong'an District was flooded with three junior high school students with thieves and brains.

"Buy or rent? Books or saucers? The shopkeeper Yu Feng didn't raise his head wide, and asked while cutting his toes with nail clippers.

"Boss, is there a 'cool' movie?"

Yu Fengkuan came to his senses, blinked and said, "The guy doesn't learn well!" The deposit is more expensive, fifty dollars for a plate, and five yuan for rent. Asian or European? ”

"I heard that European and American tastes are heavy, let's have a few European and American ones!" A few children discussed.

Yu Fengkuan shook his big pants and entered the back room: "The young man is not very old, but he is very good at appreciating it...... Europe and the United States are more direct, the animal world. I'll take a look, well, there is a new film, count you thirty yuan a piece to buy it, and give away a free plastic bag, how about it? 'Beach vs. Gorgeous Floating Corpses', 'Lady Doctor Jungle Fight Four', 'Titanic Iceberg Hand-to-hand Combat', 'Alien Queen vs. Iron Gun Living Dead'......"

"It's all there."

Yu Fengkuan was taken aback by their cheerfulness for a while, then put the disc into a convenience bag, and then continued to watch TV pedicure. The three children ran across the street to hand the plates to a couple of young men and women. The people motioned to each other and walked quickly to the Fenglai Bookstore.

Yu Fengkuan asked lazily, "Buy or rent?" Books or saucers? ”

"You're the owner? Are all the formalities complete? The man in charge asked coldly.

"Qi, the province is excellent, and the Ministry of Health has designated ......"

"We are from the street police station. There are also these two comrades from the criminal police team. What is the content of the disc you just sold to those three minors? ”

Yu Fengkuan was stunned: "I don't remember, maybe it's some kind of landscape film or something......"

"Students will buy landscapes?" The police sneered.

"And what do you think they'll buy?"

"Be honest with me! Don't flamboyant! Do you dare to play the so-called 'landscape film'? The policeman said to the red-eared female criminal policeman behind him: "I'm sorry Comrade Xiao Yin, I made you laugh, these two-labor personnel, just this quality, you go out and wait for a while, okay?" ”

Yu Fengkuan squatted down and stuffed the saucer into the DVD player, sure enough, it was a European and American natural scenery, and he was going to put another one, but the policeman waved his hand angrily: "No need to put it!" Let's go! Be careful, don't do it in our hands! ”

Yu Fengkuan got up and beckoned: "Go slowly, don't send it, comrades have worked hard!" It's up to you to maintain world peace! Then he sneered and looked at their backs, and said to himself, "Play this with me?" Wu Dalang's thing - there is no force (must) want! ”

Suddenly, the male criminal policeman among the two criminal policemen glanced at Yu Fengkuan's right leg and asked slowly, "This is a shot, right?" Who did you hang out with? This shot was fired by Zhao Sheng, right? ”

Yu Fengkuan also became indifferent: "Big brother, do you also mention the old things from hundreds of years ago?" Why don't you say that Sun Yat-sen was still an underworld before the uprising? ”