No. 216 Wang Wu became a comedian

"In the fourth game, on behalf of Ziyan, it is Gu Yu!"

The male commentator shouted loudly: "Gu Yu is the only girl in the Purple Flame team, don't look at her so sweet, her strength is second only to the captain Feng Zhichen, I don't know who the Beijing team will send to play?"

"I guess the Jinghui sent Wang Wu to play, this Gu rumor is biased towards an assassin, and Mi Xue's position is a mage, and she suffers a lot from the position. ”

"That being said, I want to see the battle between two beauties!"

The words of the male commentator expressed the thoughts of many male viewers.

I have to say that most of the audience who came to support Ziyan were fans of Gu Yu, and her popularity in the team was even higher than that of captain Feng Zhichen.

As soon as Gu Yu came on the stage, it caused many fans to cheer.

At this time, Li Shan's wound had been stitched up and he was crawling on a stretcher.

He heard the cheers of the audience, turned his head sideways and saw a beautiful woman on the opposite side, and said very regretfully: "It turns out that there are such good-looking girls in their team, I knew that I would play again later." ”

Wang Wu couldn't help but glance at him: "Haven't you suffered enough losses from women? Let you face her, I'm afraid that your life will be explained in the arena." ”

Li Shan was unconvinced: "When did I suffer from a woman......? No, what I want to say is that such a cute girl will not be as vicious as you say. ”

"Have you forgotten that Han Caiying, who asked you to bring food every day, and Mu Chuxia, who wanted you to poison you?"

"It's all in the past, don't mention it, don't mention it......" Li Shan turned his head embarrassedly.

"What's the matter, what's so embarrassing about this, isn't it just a candle confession in front of the girls' dormitory, and then being splashed with water?"

Wang Wu continued to uncover his scars.

"Lao Wang, if you mention that incident again, don't blame me for finding you to duel. ”

"Come on, duel!" Wang Wu was eager to try.

"If I hadn't been able to beat you, you'd be lying on the stretcher right now. ”

Li Shan suddenly looked like a deflated balloon.

This analogy is not right, the deflated balloon is flat, and Li Shan's pile of meat is not flat at all.

Wang Wu didn't mean to ridicule Li Shan, but he was too easily deceived by those green tea, and he had to be beaten often to remember the lesson.

And he is also popular now, more and more girls want to get close to him, who knows what these girls have in mind!

Wang Wu didn't want to be dragged by him to drink and kill his sorrows when the time came. It's okay to just drink, the point is that he's drunk every time, and his weight is not easy to carry.

"Then Lao Wang, you go on, you have the best set for girls, and you should be able to win. ”

"That's for sure, who doesn't know that Lao Wang is a girl killer!"

Wang Wu smiled, "Okay, then it's up to me to go out and take this goblin." ”

"No, I've already won. Michelle walked off the ring with a calm face.

It turned out that while they were chatting, Michelle had already appeared on the court, solved the opponent with one move, and broke the record for the fastest win in this league.

After she finishes a game, it's as simple as going to the vegetable market and buying a cabbage.

No, you have to bargain with your aunt to buy vegetables at the vegetable market, which is much more complicated than her playing a game.

Not only did Wang Wu and the others not react, but the audience at the scene also didn't know what was going on.

It wasn't until the two commentators and referees confirmed the result of the game and loudly announced that Kyoto University had won the fourth game and accumulated 3 points.

At this time, the fans of Kyoto University finally believed that Michelle had won the battle and immediately cheered.

"Didn't you say that Gu Yu's strength was second only to their captain Feng Zhichen, why was it so weak?"

"Didn't you say the Assassin Guest Mage?

"I came here from Jingzhou, and I wanted to watch the goddess's game, and the result was only three seconds......"

The little friend next to him sarcastically said: "Forget it, three seconds is long enough for you." ”

"You one-second guy, don't laugh at fifty steps in a hundred steps!"

And the fans of Purple Flame saw that their home team had lost three games in a row, and each one was worse than the other, and many people had already got up and left the table.

Even if the last game was their captain's game, they were not in the mood to watch it any longer.

Originally, they thought that the new army of the league would have the opportunity to win more points, but they didn't expect to be abused so badly.

Feng Zhichen, who was the captain of the Purple Flame, looked at the audience who had left one after another with a pale face, angry and helpless.

A player next to him who did not play saw the face of their captain and asked worriedly: "Captain, why did your face turn blue? Is it poisoned? It must have been done by those people from Beijing University!"

"Get out!"

Feng Zhichen yelled at the team member, and with full of anger, he strode onto the field.

On the side of Jingda, the last game was naturally played by Wang Wu.

When Wang Wu saw Feng Zhichen's face, he couldn't help but ask with concern: "Hey, what's wrong with your face! Do you want to go to the doctor first?"

"I don't have to see it, let me take you to the doctor!"

Feng Zhichen was completely enraged by Wang Wu's words, and his face turned from blue to red, and from red to black......

"It turns out that your magic skill is to change your face!" Wang Wu couldn't help but applaud, "You go to open a hot pot restaurant and change your face for customers, business will definitely be very good!"

Wang Wu's words immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, Lao Wang is so funny. ”

"Lao Wang, is this performing cross talk?"

"That's right, I bought a ticket for a cross talk show, and in this cross talk show, you can even see the league battle. ”

"Don't forget that there was a face-changing performance just now. ”

"Hahahaha, this is the Spring Festival Gala, let's perform a sketch again?"

There are also female fans who shouted: "Lao Wang, you are an idol Yan Xing, how did you develop in the direction of comedian?"

For the first time in recent decades, the university has entered the league, and fans don't have too high expectations for them, and it is best to win, and it doesn't matter if they lose. As a result, in addition to losing the first game, he won three games in a row, and the last game was Wang Wu, who had never lost, and the fans are very happy now.

At this time, Feng Zhichen finally waited for the referee to blow the whistle at the beginning of the game, "Is it a comedian? You can't be a comedian if you're too handsome, let me make your face a comedian!"

After he finished speaking, he punched Wang Wu in the face.

Today, he is going to slap someone in the face.

Wang Wu hadn't figured out the strength of his opponent yet, so he first adopted a conservative style of play and took a few steps back to dodge Feng Zhichen's attack.

Then put your hands on your waist and pose like a gun:

"Da, da, da......"

A series of flames, like machine-gun bullets, shot towards Feng Zhichen intensively.

(End of chapter)