Xiao Rui replied, "The villain gave it to me just now, and asked me if I wanted a bear, and I took it, do you like it?" To you. ”

Lin Ru lowered her face coldly, "You can't pick up strangers' things at will in the future." ”

Xiao Rui looked innocent, "But that person is a villain, I took the villain's things and let the villain suffer, didn't I already punish the villain?" ”

Lin Ru suddenly felt a little speechless, but she still maintained her adult face and replied with a cold face, "Do you know that it is very likely that you will be captured by the bad guys because of what the bad guys gave you?" Don't do that in the future, do you hear that? ”

Xiao Rui nodded obediently, "The villain has already been punished, Mom, where is my marshmallow?" ”

Lin Ru turned around and took the marshmallow from the vendor, and Xiao Rui licked the marshmallow in his hand with a satisfied face.

The lewd man almost collapsed at the moment, since just now, he has been farting non-stop, and he is the kind that is particularly loud and smelly, and he is very annoying everywhere he goes.

"Mom, why does this uncle keep farting, it stinks." A child passing by held his mother's hand and asked softly.

"Don't talk too much, this uncle may be sick, and besides, the illness is not light."

The woman hurried away with her precious son in tow.

Puff puff!

The crisp and loud fart sound simply shook the sky, and everyone passing by around them invariably moved a little farther away.

"It's disgusting......"

"Why does it stink so much? Did anyone the fuck eat shit? Who did this smell come from! ”

"Holy! I smelled a smell of feces from afar. ”

The lewd man carefully avoided everyone, but he didn't expect to be smelled, the key is that the smell is too strong, so strong that people want to vomit, disgusting to retch.

He buried his head and walked forward, and suddenly, several people came in front of him, "It's him, the smell is coming from him, it's so fucking stinky." ”

"Hey, you kid, pulled your crotch in broad daylight?" The man's gaze flickered under the lewd man.

The lewd man shrunk his neck, "I, I'll go back and change my pants now." ”

"Do you know that you have become a very bad influence on your neighbors in unblocking? Also, you pollute the environment, do you understand? ”

The man nodded repeatedly, "I know, I was wrong, I will change." ”

"Fuck, smoke me to death." The man covered his mouth, and the disgusted expression couldn't be concealed at all.

At this time, the lewd man farted again, and the loud voice spread far and wide, and it also angered the gangsters, "Damn! How fucking do you dare to fart in front of me. ”

The man covered his buttocks with a sad face, "I have a bad stomach, and I can't control this." ”

"Can't you control it? Brothers, give him a hand. The gangster leader gave an order, and the rest of the gangsters walked towards the lewd man.

However, the lewd man's fart continued, and those gangsters covered their mouths one after another, "My mother, is this man squirting shit in his ass?" ”

Several people were disgusted and did not dare to step forward.

The lewd man hurriedly apologized, "A few brothers let me go, I really can't control this." ”

"He stinks like this, let's throw people into the river to wash them, it can be regarded as for the benefit of the nearby residents, and this smell is estimated to smoke a pig in a pigsty."

Several thugs echoed, "Yes, the boss is right, or the boss has love." ”

"This kid is a moving gas bomb, and whoever touches it is unlucky, and his fart is like a smoke bomb. You're not afraid to turn your pants yellow. ”

"Boss, let's start to do it now, I'm almost overwhelmed."

The gangster leader waved his hand, "Come, the big guys are starting to throw people directly into the river, be careful not to drown people." ”

So a few thugs joined forces and threw the lewd man into the river, poor lewd man. I didn't know who I was planted in this time, and I thought I had diarrhea after eating leftovers yesterday.

Here, Lin Ru didn't know what bad things Xiao Rui had done, but just stared at him and didn't let him eat more marshmallows.

"I still want it."

"Nope."

"Why not? Woman, I have money. ”

"What do you call me? If you have money, you won't be able to do it, and when you don't have your front teeth, you won't even be able to marry a daughter-in-law. ”

Xiao Rui puffed out his little face, his face was full of stubbornness, "There is a daughter-in-law!" ”

Lin Ru saw that Xiao Rui's gaze fell on her stomach again, and suddenly a sense of powerlessness rose in her heart, the pressure is so great, if she can't give birth to a girl in the future, this kid will not turn the sky upside down.

"Let's not talk about this kind of thing about my daughter-in-law. But marshmallows must not be eaten, do you hear that? Lin Ru's tone was firm, and Xiao Rui had to nod, "Okay." ”

"That's pretty much it."

So, the rest of the marshmallow fell into the mouth of the shameless Lin Ru, she ate sweetly, smacked her lips from time to time, talked about the taste, and successfully won Xiao Rui's resentful little eyes.

"What's wrong? Is there something uncomfortable? Do you want me to take you to the doctor? Lin Ru saw that Xiao Rui's expression was very stinky, so she pretended to ask exaggeratedly.

Xiao Rui said quietly, "My heart hurts." ”

Lin Ru smiled even more happily, "It's right to hurt, at this age, you still need to hone and hone, hey, I just said that I wanted to buy a sugar gourd for someone, why don't you want to buy it now?" ”

Xiao Rui's little eyes were even more resentful, "I have money, I can buy it myself, so I don't want you?" ”

"Do you know where to buy the best sugar gourds?"

Lin Ru blocked Xiao Rui speechless again, he took a deep breath, and reluctantly told himself not to lose his temper with women, good men don't fight with women.

"Haha, I'm kidding you, my words count, let's go buy sugar gourds to eat now, I want to eat them too."

Xiao Rui glanced at her faintly, "The last sentence is the point." ”

"Good son, you still understand me." Lin Ru rubbed Xiao Rui's head, it felt good, she couldn't help but rub it a few more times, and got Xiao Rui's disgusted little eyes.

Lin Ru finally bought a sugar gourd, took Xiao Rui around, and bought a lot of delicious food.

While Lin Ru was waiting for the roast duck in the roast duck restaurant, Xiao Rui ran to the back kitchen to talk to the cook.

"You come to my house to be a cook, and I will ask my father to pay you a high salary." The serious appearance of the little bun makes people only feel ridiculous.

The cook also has children in his family, who are as old as Xiao Rui, and when he heard this, he immediately laughed, "Xiao Douding, do you want me to be a cook for your family?" Why? ”

"The food you cook is delicious, it meets the standard of going to my house to be a cook, and my dad has a very high salary, and he will definitely not treat you badly."

At a young age, opening and closing your mouth is a salary, which is very social.