Chapter 182: A Smile Warning from Lu Jiu

"Mother, didn't you just say that let the fourth child come over and take Yu Guixiang off? What's wrong now, it's endless again! ”

Zhang's heart was full of unhappiness.

The dead old woman, who was more clamoring than anyone else before, now has only 200 dollars, and she has forgotten what she said before.

Phew, old thing that doesn't die!

"When did I say that I took a break from Yu Guixiang? You don't have to squirt feces all over your mouth here, and put pots on me! Ming'er twenty-nine, I want to go to the mountains to worship my ancestors, are you ready for incense candles and yellow money? Mrs. Xia asked Zhang with an unhappy face.

"Mother, I ......"

"Swallow and spit and spit out just no? Hmph, Lao Xia's family doesn't raise idlers, if you dare to work for me again, get out of Lao Xia's house! ”

"Among the daughters-in-law, just you, the mother-in-law, like to be lazy and sell badly, all day long, the east family, the west family is short, don't hurry up and get out of me!"

Mrs. Xia scolded Zhang's powerlessness and fled in disgrace.

As soon as she left, Mrs. Xia's eyes completely fell on the two hundred big coins in her hand, and her face was also happy at that moment.

……

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Lao Xia's family has four rooms, Yu Guixiang's body is fine, whether it is Xia Qiqi, Xia Duofu, or the two younger sisters, they are all relieved.

Now Sifang has bought so many New Year's goods, and naturally, everyone's emotions are high.

Xia Xiaohua and Xia Xiaoduo looked forward to letting Xia Qiqi and Lu Jiu take them to play artillery battles.

In previous years, these things were only played by Doudou, and they could only hide in the corner, watching with their eyes, longing for themselves to play with it.

Now, I have my own family, and this wish is about to come true.

The two little girls, like wild horses on the loose, ran this way for a while, and jumped that way for a while.

Happy like a fool.

"Big sister, Brother Ah Jiu, hurry, we can't wait!" Xia Xiaohua stepped forward and rushed to Xia Qiqi, who was holding a cannon battle.

Lu Jiu's face was anxious, and he also looked like he couldn't look forward to it.

Speaking of which, these things of eating and playing, Xia Xiaohua and Xia Xiaoduo have seen and seen them after all, Lu Jiu doesn't even know what the New Year is, everything is a very new experience for him.

Strange, thrilling, and exciting!

Xia Qiqi divided the artillery battle, put it in a small handful of baskets, and led Lu Jiu, Xia Xiaohua, and Xia Xiaoduo to the ridge to set off the artillery battle.

On the ridge, the field of vision is wide, the land is vast and sparsely populated, and it is difficult to have accidents.

Xia Qiqi first lit a small fire with flint and steel, and in the young man's pile, he lit two incense sticks.

The flint and steel ignition is too slow, and the fire fold is not affordable for ordinary people, and the only way Xia Qiqi can think of is to use incense to ignite the lead of the cannonball, and then throw it.

The two younger sisters have both seen the cannon battle, and Xia Qiqi didn't tell him.

It was Lu Jiu, Xia Qiqi who focused on telling him.

"Ah Jiu, this artillery battle, as soon as it is ignited, you will throw it away immediately, otherwise you will blow it up!" Xia Qiqi rushed to Lu Jiudao with a serious face.

"Yes!" Lu Jiu nodded heavily, and a monosyllabic word came out of his mouth.

Since Xia Qiqi forced him to speak, he has basically begun to get used to communicating with Xia Qiqi now.

Although, most of the time, depending on the mood.

If you're in a good mood, say a word or two.

If you are in a bad mood, don't even want to hear half a word from his mouth, the degree of willfulness can be seen!

Xia Qiqi, the teacher, told Lu Jiu countless times, and finally was willing to let go of himself to set off the cannon battle.

As soon as the incense was put on the lead of the cannonball, it was immediately thrown far to the ground, and after a few seconds, there was a loud 'bang'.

Artillery explosions.

"Wow, that's so loud!" Xiaohua clapped her hands and shouted next to her.

"Brother Ah Jiu, put it again, put it again......"

Lu Jiu did so, and after a while, several people were sweating profusely.

Old Xia's family, as soon as Doudou heard the sound of the cannonball, he rushed out, and he saw Xia Qiqi, Lu Jiu, Xiaohua and Xiaoduo on the ridge, and his eyes were about to erupt fire.

"Dead girl, cheap girl, why are you playing with artillery battles? I haven't played it yet! "Doudou stomped his feet.

Then, desperately, he ran to the ridge.

It took a lot of effort for the boss to finally catch up with Xia Qiqi and Lu Jiu.

He opened his mouth and scolded: "Dead girl, give me your cannon!" Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you! ”

Xia Qiqi was originally in no good mood when he saw Doudou, but listening to Doudou's words, he was in a good mood for the first time.

"If you don't give it to you, why do you want to kill me?" Xia Qiqi asked funny.

"You ......" Doudou's fat body was trembling.

The flesh on his neck, which was as big as his head, shook it off one by one, and he glared at Xia Qiqi viciously, rushing over, about to snatch the cannon in Xia Qiqi's hand.

Before he got close to Xia Qiqi, he was pressed by Lu Jiu's head.

"Ahhh......h

Lu Jiu has always dealt with this kind of disobedient little prey, pulling it with his hand and throwing Doudou to the ground.

Xia Qiqi rushed forward and beat Doudou's ass wildly.

"Smack-"

"Smack-"

"Smack-"

One after another, Doudou's mouth let out a scream like killing a pig.

"Shut up, scream again, I'll beat you to death!"

Doudou not only refused to compromise, but the scolding words in his mouth were even more ugly.

"Prostitutes, sluts, dead girls, stealing goods......"

These are all the things that Mrs. Xia likes to scold the most on weekdays, Doudou has the same example, all kinds of abusive words, and spray them out desperately.

Xia Qiqi still had his hand before, and when he heard the scolding words in Doudou's mouth, he became more and more ruthless.

Lu Jiu was even more ruthless than her, grabbed a handful of mud from the ground and stuffed it into Doudou's mouth.

"Bah, Bah, Bah......"

Doudou ate a mouth full of mud in his mouth, kept vomiting, and finally stopped scolding.

Xia Qiqi felt more and more that Lu Jiu was going to be in trouble, how could she fight, Doudou was not afraid of pain, whether she should scold or scold, even if it hurt, her mouth would not be clean.

He went down with a handful of mud and resolutely stopped scolding.

Xia Qiqi quietly gave Lu Jiu a thumbs up.

Lu Jiu raised his head proudly, and the smile on his face was almost suffocating.

Nima!

Xia Qiqi couldn't help but scold, even if she was a person who watched it every day, once she laughed, she had no immunity at all, and even her breathing would stagnate.

Xia Qiqi looked at Lu Jiu stupidly with a smile like a flower.

Lu Jiu smiled even brighter.

Poor Doudou was trampled under the feet of two people, constantly rubbing, and no one cared about him at all!

Xia Qiqi's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and she asked unnaturally, "Shall we still play?" Or go home? ”

Lu Jiu empathetically lowered his gaze on Hua'er and Duo'er's faces.

The two little ones shook their heads at the same time.

"Let's go back and play again on New Year's Day!"

[Today's update is complete, I recommend Fengfeng's old book "Farmer Farming: A Man in the Mountains Loves His Wife", the same pet text plus cool style, you can go and see if you like! ] 】

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