Chapter 77: Gossip will be smashed by a frying pan
Zhang Yiwen sat at the door of the kitchen, looking at the door that was ruthlessly closed, subconsciously, holding his chin, looking helpless, in the hospital, the knife technique that is widely loved by the patient's hospital, the knife technique that saves countless lives, is actually here, no one appreciates it, it's a pity.
Whisper beep, this is cooking, not the operating room, understand?
Zhang Yiwen: I don't understand!
At this moment, Hu Tianyou and Hu Tianxin, who were playing in the living room, heard the movement in the kitchen, so they ran over with a curious face, and saw Zhang Yiwen sitting on the ground, in the posture of a thinker, so they surrounded him and squatted in front of him.
Immediately, two small people began to discuss in a whisper in front of Zhang Yiwen.
"Brother, was this thrown out of the kitchen by Dad again?"
"Yes, sister."
Hu Tianxin propped his chin and looked sympathetic.
"Poor dry, disgusted!"
"He deserves it, who told him to be a light bulb, it's big and bright, it's no wonder if he doesn't get kicked out!"
Zhang Yiwen raised his eyes faintly, looked at Hu Tianyou and Hu Tianxin, and said in a hollow and distant voice. "No one told you that when you say bad things about others, can't you say them in front of them?"
Hu Tianxin shook his little head, and then replied, "Dry, you're so stupid, we deliberately said it to you." ”
Hu Tianyou mended the knife, "Yes, we are reminding you that it is terrible to be a light bulb, for example, dry you, and you were smashed by a frying pan, sister, look, there are still marks here." ”
Hu Tianxin hurriedly got up and looked at Zhang Yiwen's head, there was really a mark, the putty at the bottom of the pot or something, it was still there, and he suddenly felt amazing, "Brother, there is really a mark of being smashed by a frying pan, Dad is so amazing!" ”
Zhang Yiwensheng sat on the ground without love, still two little children picked his head, wanted to cry without tears, in the kitchen, IQ was crushed, he can understand, after all, Hu Weicheng IQ is 250 (not really 250, here describes high IQ, and it means some jealousy and disguised acid), now, he is actually being looked at by his children like mentally retarded eyes, and he also picks his head, is it tolerable or unbearable, so he patiently explained.
"God bless, Tianxin, godfather was not thrown out because he was a light bulb, it was your father who was jealous of my good knife skills and was praised by your mother, so, understand?"
Hu Tianxin tilted his head, looked at Hu Tianyou, and asked, "Brother, do you understand?" ”
Hu Tianyou shook his head, "I don't understand!" ”
Zhang Yiwen wanted to cry without tears, "How can you not understand?" In short, your dad is jealous that I'm better than him, you see. ”
Hu Tianxin sighed softly, looking helpless, "Dry, we all know that Dad is better than you." ”
Hu Tianyou didn't forget to mend the knife, "Yes, not only is it excellent, but it also looks better than dry." ”
Where's my 70-meter broadsword?
I'm going to seppuku!
Hu Weicheng is about to get out of internal injuries......
Seeing that there was no good show to watch, Hu Tianxin patted Zhang Yiwen's shoulder like a little adult, and comforted him in an adult's tone, "Dry, although you are not as good as our father, we also love you." ”
Hu Tianyou didn't forget to continue to mend the knife, "Yes, I love the snacks and fruits you brought us." ”
These two little bunnies are really annoying.
Just when Zhang Yiwen was about to explain two more sentences to save his image in the minds of the children, but he didn't want to, the two children thought he was boring, so they ran back to the living room and continued to chase the little train.
was actually disgusted by two little children, Zhang Yiwen looked at the sky, wanted to cry without tears, he was a hospital expert, better than ordinary people, came to Hu Weicheng's house, but was crushed by IQ everywhere.
Heaven and earth, it is not fair!
As the old saying goes, a manly man, can he be easily defeated like this?
The answer is no, no.
So, Zhang Yiwen got up again in a hurry, broke into the kitchen, and then inspected the work like a leader, walked back and forth, checked, and finally, he found a serious problem.
"Da Shao, why is it all home-cooked, what about meat?"
"The meat is in the vegetable market, if you don't bother now, you can buy it back."
Although Hu Weicheng said this, he added in his heart, whether to buy it or not is your problem, whether to do it or not, it depends on my mood, of course, the answer is that he can't do it, and now he has no time to cook meat dishes.
"How can there be no meat?"
Zhang Yiwen didn't believe it, opened the refrigerator, and carefully inspected each layer of the upper, middle and lower layers, and found that it was found.
"There's not even a single piece of meat scrap, really, I don't have some meat at home."
Zhang Yiwen, who has no meat and no joy, raised his eyes and took a look, Hu Weicheng's fried dishes are all home-cooked series, and now the dishes and side dishes and condiments are all matched, and it will take about more than ten minutes to start eating.
In other words, he now goes out to buy meat, and goes to the nearest vegetable market nearby, and it is estimated that it will take twenty minutes to go back and forth.
In other words, when he came back from buying meat, probably, he ate dishwashing water, and in the end, he had to give up his plan to eat meat.
Now, there is nothing to do, he just has to wait for dinner, but the waiting time is so boring, seeing Xia Xiaoyu sitting by the window, as if he is done, he hurriedly came up and asked, "Sister-in-law, are you done?" ”
Xia Xiaoyu nodded and replied, "I'm done!" ”
Zhang Yiwen smiled instantly, and then said very enthusiastically, "Come on, sister-in-law, what are we going to talk about?" ”
"The ......"
Xia Xiaoyu's words of refusal came to his lips, but Zhang Yiwen didn't give him a chance to refuse at all, so he kept talking.
"Sister-in-law, gossip, how did you and Weicheng meet, how did you succeed in taking it down, forcing him to comply, and marry you obediently, because when I learned that he got married suddenly, our brothers and friends all said that they were stunned, you must love each other very much."
Yes, the purpose of Zhang Yiwen's visit this time is to rub rice is one thing, and to inquire about the news is the second.
Because several of their brothers gambled, half of the brothers, betting that Xia Xiaoyu was a fox spirit, and used extraordinary means to take down Hu Weicheng, and the other half of the brothers, betting on Xia Xiaoyu, who Hu Weicheng chased, and guessed that Xia Xiaoyu must look like his ex-wife, so ......
"Sister-in-law, just tell me, how did you meet, did you chase Hu Weicheng, or did Hu Weicheng chase you?"
There is nothing to hide about this problem, Xia Xiaoyu directly informed, "We met on a blind date, so there is no one chasing whom." ”
"Blind date!"
Zhang Yiwen was really stunned this time, Hu Weicheng would go on a blind date, he really didn't dare to go on a blind date, on his terms, he waved his hand, and a group of young ladies from the family pounced, when would it be the turn to go on a blind date with someone like Xia Xiaoyu?
As if thinking that he had misheard, Zhang Yiwen asked emphatically again, "Sister-in-law, I heard it right, you and Hu Weicheng met on a blind date?" ”
The blind date is like it, it's not strange, why does Zhang Yiwen look weird, like eating, shocked, unbelievable, and unacceptable...... The way it looks.
Xia Xiaoyu replied again, "Yes, our Hu Weicheng did know each other on a blind date?" ”
Okay, what about the fox spirit using means to take down Hu Weicheng?
said okay, what about the woman who looks like his ex-wife after Hu Weicheng?
How can it be 108,000 miles away from what I imagined, and what I said was good dog blood?
"Sister-in-law, how long did you get along before you decided to get married?" Zhang Yiwen continued to inquire.
"I met twice, and I got the certificate the day before yesterday." Xia Xiaoyu told the truth.
Zhang Yiwen's eyes widened suddenly, he didn't dare to go on a blind date, Hu Weicheng actually met a woman who met twice, a flash marriage, which is not in line with science, he is saying, Xia Xiaoyu is that kind of delicate and attractive, but he is by no means a big beauty, and he is not the same as his former sister-in-law.
Why did she fall into Hu Weicheng's eyes, and suddenly, he felt sorry for the beauties who were crazy about chasing Hu Weicheng but never married him as they wished.
Just when Zhang Yiwen was full of emotion, a voice sounded faintly in his ears.
"Yiwen, is it possible, do you have an opinion on my marriage?"
As if he had a premonition that something bad was about to happen, Zhang Yiwen immediately turned around mechanically and looked behind him, only to see Hu Weicheng looking at him with a smile on his face, the pan in his right hand had been raised high, and then fell quickly.
"Ah, help!"
Zhang Yiwen's screams kept ringing in the kitchen, smelling horror and listening to fear......