Chapter 22: A mouthful of thick phlegm spills demons
"Okay, Mr. Jiang is here, let's eat!"
Wu Jingyao picked up the wine glass and asked tentatively, "Do you want to drink two glasses?" ”
Jiang Feng didn't have the habit of drinking, but when he saw that it was a bottle of foreign wine for tens of thousands of yuan, he thought about not drinking it in vain, and said, "Okay, give me a whole bottle!" ”
Wu Jiaxuan said quietly: "Mr. Yin and Yang do things, and you must quit meat and alcohol for three days before and after; This person, hehe, looks like an impostor! Braggart King! ”
Jiang Feng poured a large cup, drank it, and smacked his lips: "What kind of thing is Mr. Yin and Yang!" Not to mention Mr. Yin and Yang, he is an Onmyoji, he is not even a fart in front of me Jiang Feng! ”
"Hmph, you'll brag!" Wu Jiaxuan rolled her eyes and ate the vegetables by herself.
Drinking alcohol is not a wine fight, Jiang Feng naturally will not use drinking techniques, a bottle of wine is in his stomach, and he is drunk.
After eating, Wu Jingyao said: "Mr. Jiang must be tired from class last day, go to the room to rest first, and I'll ask Ah Zheng to call you when it's time!" ”
"Okay, thank you for your hospitality!" Jiang Feng burped and went to the room to fall asleep.
Seeing Jiang Feng leave, Wu Jingyao said to his granddaughter: "Xuanxuan, be polite to Mr. Jiang in the future, don't always scare others, they have saved your life!" ”
"I don't believe it!" Wu Jiaxuan only vaguely remembered that Jiang Feng took advantage of herself, touched her little buttocks with palpitations, and said, "There is no ghost in the world, maybe it is a play directed and acted by him!" ”
Wu Jingyao smiled bitterly and shook his head, thinking that these two people were really a pair of little enemies!
……
In the early hours of the morning, Jiang Feng was woken up by Ah Zheng.
Drop a drop of cow tears, prepare an empty glass bottle, and go out to see, just as the next door is also open.
I saw Wu Jiaxuan wearing pink pajamas, with fluffy ears and a small tail, bouncing like a little rabbit, and whispered: "Hey, braggart king, I heard that you want to catch ghosts, take me with you!" ”
Jiang Feng said: "You're not afraid of being possessed by the ghost again?" ”
Wu Jiaxuan snorted and said, "I'm afraid I won't come out!" And...... I don't believe in ghosts at all, unless I see them with my own eyes! ”
Jiang Feng happened to be bored alone, so he said, "Okay, satisfy you!" Just keep your screaming as quiet as you can later, and don't scare your grandpa! ”
I went around the back building, but I didn't find it, and I came to the front building.
Standing downstairs, a room at the end of the second floor is full of evil spirits, which should be the hiding place of the ghost father.
Wu Jiaxuan said that she didn't believe it, but she still couldn't help but her little heart was pounding, and she followed Jiang Feng step by step.
"It's so dark!" Entering the room, Wu Jiaxuan was a little scared and reached out to turn on the light.
Jiang Feng grabbed her little hand and said, "Don't alarm the ghost father, he was seriously injured by me last night, and now he must be hiding to heal!" ”
"Cut, where?" Wu Jiaxuan was scared and expectant.
"I'll show you right away!"
Jiang Feng glanced around, and did not find the shadow of the ghost father, but the strange thing was that something didn't seem to be quite right inside the air conditioner, and there was a slight black smoke coming out along the air outlet.
"So here!" Jiang Feng said: "Little girl, get ready to scream!" ”
After speaking, he spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, passed through the air conditioning outlet, and firmly stuck to the red eyes of the ghost father.
Jiang Feng's saliva is the most yang thing!
Suddenly, I only heard the sound of "snort", and the thick phlegm burned on the eyes of the ghost man, and a thick smoke came out, like sulfuric acid corrosion, emitting a scorching smell.
"Ah......h
The ghost man screamed miserably, revealing his original form.
Wu Jiaxuan looked up and saw a monster with a hideous face and a terrifying description floating overhead, subconsciously hugged Jiang Feng, and screamed: "Ah...... What the hell...... It turns out that there are really ghosts......"
Suddenly, all the voice-activated lights in the corridor were turned on by her, and even the male dog sleeping two miles away barked.
The woman's cry is terrible!
Jiang Feng didn't give the ghost a chance to react, took out the glass bottle, aimed the bottle at the ghost father, and turned on the air conditioner at the same time to adjust the air volume to the maximum!
"I'll suck!" Jiang Feng's right hand exerted force.
"Spare your life...... The gods spared their lives...... Spare your life......"
The ghost man screamed miserably, his body dispersed into a mess of gas, and under the combined force of the air conditioner and Jiang Feng, he was finally sucked into the glass bottle.
"That's it!"
Jiang Feng sealed the bottle cap, shook it in front of Wu Jiaxuan, and said, "Do you still believe that there are ghosts?" ”
"Faith! I believe it! Wu Jiaxuan was scared to death, so she grabbed Jiang Feng and refused to let go.
I was making a fuss when suddenly the lights came on in the room.
Wu Jingyao and Ah Zheng stood at the door sleepily, looking at the two hugging each other, a little embarrassed.
Wu Jiaxuan didn't react, ran over quickly, pulled Wu Jingyao and said, "Grandpa, ghost!" There really are ghosts! ”
"Where?" The two of them looked different.
Wu Jiaxuan pointed to the glass bottle and said, "I was accepted by the braggart king!" ”
The two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
"Mr. Jiang, the ghost has been removed?" Wu Jingyao confirmed it again.
Jiang Feng shook the glass bottle and said, "Later, I will sprinkle the pee of the boy in the bottle, and it will be completely burned to ashes!" ”
Nothing was said all night.
At five o'clock in the morning, Jiang Feng woke up again.
I wanted to tease my little aunt, but when I got to the fourth floor, the swimming pool was empty, and it turned out that Wu Jiayi was too busy with work and didn't come back overnight.
Jiang Feng was still a little disappointed.
While eating breakfast, Wu Jingyao said casually: "Mr. Jiang, I heard Ah Zheng say that Jiayi was also infected with evil qi, is this really the case?" ”
Jiang Feng nodded and said, "But the eldest lady is not a big problem, I only need to 'massage' a few times in a unique way to get rid of it!" ”
"That's please!" Wu Jingyao said, "I wonder when Mr. Jiang will have time?" ”
Jiang Feng calculated the time, and the evil qi in Wu Jiayi's body should reach its peak on Sunday, so he said, "Sunday!" ”
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On Saturday night, Ah Zheng went to school to pick up Jiang Feng.
Wu Jingyao originally planned to let Jiang Feng stay for one night and directly help his granddaughter treat the next day, but he didn't expect Wu Jiayi to return overnight.
After breakfast, Wu Jingyao said angrily: "Mr. Jiang, I'll go to the company with you, this Jiayi, don't even listen to me!" ”
Jiang Feng pondered, the scale of the "massage" will be too large, and the picture is extremely spicy, don't get the old man's heart disease out, so he said: "No need old man, you can call and inform me, I can go over myself!" ”
"This ......"
Wu Jingyao was really afraid that Jiang Feng would not be able to deal with his eldest granddaughter, you must know that she is a strong woman, and ordinary men really can't help it.
However, he thought about it again, what kind of person is Mr. Jiang, he is not even afraid of the ghost father, how can he be afraid of his eldest granddaughter, so he said: "Then there is Mr. Lao Jiang!" ”
……
Wu's New Energy Co., Ltd.
When he arrived at the place, Jiang Feng looked up and saw one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven...... Good guy, it's a thirty-story building, and my little aunt is so powerful, she manages so many people!
Reception hall on the first floor.
A greeter in uniform with a sweet smile walked over, glanced at Jiang Feng's school uniform, and said, "Little friend, who are you looking for?" ”
Jiang Feng said: "I'm looking for my little aunt!" ”
The welcome beauty said, "Who is your little aunt?" Do you know which department she is in? ”
Jiang Feng smiled, revealing two rows of white and neat teeth, and said, "Her name is Wu Jiayi, and she is your boss!" ”
"Mr. Wu?" The welcome beauty was stunned for a moment, and secretly wondered, "I haven't heard that Mr. Wu has such a relative, where is such a big nephew?" ”