Mao Xiaobai: "My little ancestor, let you wait at the door of the hotel, why don't you say a word, you go missing, even the mobile phone, all lost contact, no signal, can't dial, where did you go?" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Mao Xiaobai, if I say, just this kung fu of drinking water, I went to try out a mirror, do you believe it?" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Believe it, why don't you believe it, you say it now, you pass the audition, and you can still be the heroine, I believe it." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "How did you guess, is it possible, you were also at the scene just now?" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "My little ancestor, please make excuses next time, find a convincing one, you say that you go to the toilet and fall into the pit, it is more convincing than you say that the excuse of audition." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Hey, can you speak, who fell into the toilet!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "My little ancestor, it's our company's artist's turn to audition soon, don't continue to grind, follow me." ”

This supporting role audition is set up in one of the private rooms on the second floor, compared to the female audition just now, there is no confidentiality measure, there is a sign directly outside, it says that the second male audition room, and as far as the eye can see, there is also a supporting role audition room for the second female role, a supporting role audition room, and a dragon set audition room, above board, and there are no reporters to secretly take pictures of them, obviously, they are all auditions for some unknown artists, or amateurs, there is no gossip at all.

When they came to the second male audition room, the audition had already started for a while, and it just so happened that they happened to meet Cao Siren for the audition, and he performed a topic called, Love is not allowed, just four words, no extra reminders.

Seeing this question, Cao Siren pursed his lips, obviously, he felt that the person who came up with the question was really brain-dead, so he would come up with this kind of two-way question.

After all, his life creed does not have the word love, let alone the second male who wants him to play a brain-dead romance drama, the kind of infatuated spare tire character.

Therefore, he actually doesn't like this romance drama, it doesn't fit his style, he likes the kind of happy life that lets me get away.

After hesitating again and again, seeing that no one was staring, he began, the drama spirit possessed, if you want me to play love but can't, I will give you a sand carving version.

Below, the audition plot ......

Under everyone's expectant gaze, Cao Siren took a deep breath and brewed emotions for three seconds, and then, suddenly, with a distorted face, roared loudly at the air.

Cao Siren "Erkang, I love you so much, why don't you love me!" ”

Cao Siren: "Why! ”

Cao Siren: "Why! ”

Cao Siren: "Why! ”

Cao Siren: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen......"

The performance is very good, but, the audition interviewer, had to interrupt it, "This actor, I'm sorry, I interrupted you halfway, it's like this, we may not have made it clear when we came up with the question, but, we want you to play the male version of love without it, not the female version, so, can you play a male version of love without not?" ”

Cao Siren: "No problem, look at me!" ”

Proceed to the audition plot......

This time, Cao Siren's face was finally not distorted, but suddenly looked serious and serious, which made the interviewers who were selected by the review finally breathe a sigh of relief.

He stood in place, looking at the front coldly, his eyes were sad, like the one in that F4, and said in an indifferent tone, "Woman, all causes must have results, your retribution is me, you don't love me, it doesn't matter, but, from now on, if you fall in love with a man, I will snatch it, and you will fall in love with a man again, until, rob all your men, until, in this world, no man will love you, in that case, you will love me." ”

God logic, is there any!

Even the interviewer was shocked!

Interviewer: "This candidate, you are a man, how can you rob your girlfriend's boyfriend?" ”

Cao Siren: "This big brother, you can't keep up with the pace of the times, you don't know, it's popular now, brotherhood." ”

Interviewer: "I see you're not here for the audition, but for troublemaking, you, immediately, immediately, sloppy, get out of here." ”

Cao Siren: "Okay, I'll get out immediately, immediately, the interviewers have worked hard, all the auditioning brothers, you continue to play this bad role, bye." ”

Under everyone's strange gaze, this guy, his face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he hummed a small tune happily and left.

It seems that he didn't fail the audition, but won a game.

Xia Xiaoyu, who was standing in the corner, looked at this guy like a winning rooster, tilted his head, and looked scared, as if he stepped forward and beat him.

Xia Xiaoyu: "Mao Xiaobai, can I stuff this guy back into my mother's womb and regenerate it?" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Sister paper, let's do it together." ”

Just when everyone thought that Cao Siren had no chance with the second male in this drama, suddenly, an interviewer sitting on the stage suddenly opened his mouth and called out to him.

"This little brother, please stay!"

Cao Siren, who thought that he had succeeded in being open-minded, was suddenly shouted, he was also surprised, turned around, and found that the person who called him was one of the interviewers who sat in the corner and did not speak, because he did not speak, and his appearance was ordinary, so that many people ignored it.

The unruly Cao Siren looked at the man, whistled, and then asked, "Big brother, do you have any advice?" ”

The man who was called big brother by Cao Siren did not get angry because of his rudeness, like the charming fox, looked at him, and introduced himself, "Hello, my name is Li Zizi, the screenwriter of this drama, everyone calls me Screenwriter Li, you can call me that, you can call me that." ”

For the big guy to introduce himself, Cao Siren looked like it was in line with my appetite, and praised it, "Big brother, your temper is in line with my taste, but, the set is close to this set, I don't eat it, I just don't eat oil and salt, what do you say, I don't listen to the series, and the person who wants to trick me is not born yet." ”

Yes, such a stupid character, no matter how much money he is given, he will not act it, and he will ruin the three views.

In this regard, screenwriter Li lifted the frame of his glasses, the corners of his mouth curved, and smiled weirdly, and then, under Cao Siren's surprised gaze, he said his inner words, "You, don't like this second male idiot, right?" ”

Seeing that he was recognized, Cao Siren did not hide it, and said generously, "Yes, just this stupid character, and a brainless person, can think of it, what kind of infatuated male second is a man who is alive and out of a spare tire, and a man who is a little self-aware, will not be so unlimited." ”

In this regard, screenwriter Li did not object, "I also think that what the little brother said is reasonable, and, no, it is the brain-dead person in the mouth of the little brother." ”

In front of others, scolding face, Cao Siren didn't mean it, he didn't know that the main owner was here, but, the words have already been spoken, and then he wants to take it back, it is impossible, that is the only way, like a man, apologize, he is not a scoundrel, he should understand the reason, or understand, etiquette, is not bad.

"This screenwriter Li, right, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to attack you personally, I just, there is a sentence, say a word, the words are not good, but, this is set up, I have to face the audience, as one of the audience, it is not an exaggeration to complain, but I really didn't think about it, I made a personal attack on you, here, I solemnly apologize to you, you forgive me or not, I don't care, anyway, I apologize."