The Buddha didn't care about the yelling and messing around of the little Lingzhi doll, and directly threw the ugly brown doll off his body like peeling kraft candy and threw it to me......

I looked down at the little Lingzhi doll that was constantly struggling and aggrieved in my arms: "......"

I feel like the mortal world described in the book that Zi Xie gave me......

"Woo...... The Lord of the Buddha is bad...... I'll never pay attention to you anymore! "I grabbed the ugly doll's body with both hands, its limbs fluttered wildly, tears flowed from its face, and its original brown skin turned purple with tears......

Buddha: "......"

Me: "......"

If the onlookers who don't know the truth still think that the two of us have this little doll!

"Ahem......" I looked at the little doll of Lingzhi who was crying: "Lord Buddha, you say, if I eat this Lingzhi, will my strength grow by leaps and bounds and be unstoppable?!" ”

The little doll of Lingzhi was so frightened that she forgot to cry for a while, but when she reacted, she immediately cried even more fiercely: "Wow, ah......hhh This ugly woman wants to eat me!! Buddha save your life!! ”

Me: "......"

Now that I have been given a bad name, I simply threatened viciously: "If you cry again, I will correct you on the spot!" ”

"Wow...... Hmm...... "The little doll of Lingzhi was so frightened that she immediately stopped crying, but the tears that were still surging looked even more pitiful, I guess in his eyes at this moment, I must be a heinous evil woman......

The Buddha was silent and secretly gave me a thumbs up.

"Hmm......" I turned the little doll over and forced it to look at me: "For your sake, then I won't eat you for the time being, and if I don't obey in the future, I will still eat you!" ”

My vicious threat scared the little doll of Lingzhi so much that her little mouth was deflated, and seeing that the tears that were about to stop were flooding again, I quickly added: "As long as you keep listening to me, I will not harm you, on the contrary, I will treat you well and protect you!" ”

"Ahh I raised an eyebrow and lifted the little Lingzhi doll in front of me.

The little doll looked at me aggrievedly, turned her head to look at the Buddha who had never spoken and witnessed the whole process of my "evil", and finally nodded reluctantly in agreement.

Well, that's good!

Seeing that the little doll was obedient, I didn't dislike it, and hugged it on my body, who knows, this little thing actually took revenge, and wiped the tears on my face.

I squinted dangerously at it, and the guy shook a little, and then immediately reached out to wipe me off the dirt it had put on me - just, why did I feel dirty the more I wiped it?!

The Buddha saw that I had "cleaned up" this little thing, and threw me a bag embroidered with auspicious clouds: "This bag is called the Qiankun Bag, which can hold all things, regardless of life or death." ”

"Life or death?!" Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the expression on the little thing was uncontrollably bitter when the Buddha threw me the Qiankun bag, and I gestured to the little doll of Lingzhi with my eyes: "Then ...... it?"

The Buddha smiled and nodded, silently, as if telling me how to use it: "I have erased the mark on the Qiankun bag, it is now an ownerless thing, you only need to drip blood marks on it, turn your mind, you can put it in what you want, whether it is life or death." ”

How can you hesitate to do such a good thing?! I immediately bit my finger and dripped a large drop of blood on the keyhole of this delicate Qiankun bag, and then my heart moved, and sure enough, the little guy who was still making unscrupulous trouble on me just now disappeared in an instant, and only the last words of the little guy floated in my ears: "Buddha Master, you are too bad!" ”

The last words of the little doll made me and the Buddha couldn't help but look at each other and smile.

Just smiling and laughing, I realized that the aura that was as sticky as water just now is actually thinning at a speed that is visible to the naked eye, why is this?!

"As I just said, this ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine year old Lingzhi is the eye of this Spirit Gathering Array, and now that the array eye has been taken away by you, the aura here will naturally drop significantly." The doubts in my heart had just risen, and the Buddha immediately answered my questions.

"Then I don't want this Lingzhi, didn't I destroy your Spirit Gathering Array?!" I'm a little anxious, the Buddha has given me too much......

"It's okay...... It's not very useful to me right now, but it's more useful to you! When you cultivate, put it next to you, and you will naturally get twice the result with half the effort when you cultivate! ”

"Thank you for your kindness!" I clenched my fists and knelt on the ground, and began to transform myself, no matter how big or small, the Buddha Lord thought about me very comprehensively, and the gratitude in my heart has long been summed up in words.

"Get up ......" the Buddha actually helped me up with both hands: "Your future road is a long way to go, there are few I can help you, everything has to rely on yourself." In addition, for a long time to come, I will have to retreat and cultivate, and I am afraid that this floating plane will not be peaceful, and everything will have to be done to you. ”

"I heard Zi Xie say that the day you advanced was forty-nine heavenly thunders, but I obviously only helped you resist three, but I was injured that day?" I said anxiously, "How can I help you?!" ”

Listening to my words, a strange expression appeared on the face of the Buddha Master, but he did not explain, but smiled and waved goodbye to me, at the same time, a soft force hit, and in an instant I had been floated far away, and a voice came from afar: "Help me take care of the floating Buddha plane, it is the greatest help to me!" If you have any doubts, you can go to the Thunder Domain to find the fairy of the heavenly machine! ”

I secretly clenched the Qiankun bag, Buddha Lord, you can rest assured, Xiaoxiao will definitely live up to the trust!

The space flickered, and I appeared on a hill out of thin air, but fortunately, I was not alone, and the seven young men who carved in pink were waiting for me here.

"Master!" When they saw me appear, the seven of them immediately bent down and saluted.

"Stop, stop......" I immediately used a spiritual power to help them up: "Don't call me your master in the future, you are from such a noble background, I can't afford to be called you." ”

"And what do we call you?!" Akagi asked sincerely.

"Hmm...... You can call me Sister Xiaoxiao. "I secretly thought to myself, even if I was their sister, I would be a high climber.

Seven young men carved in pink and jade, you look at me, I look at you, and finally hesitated for a moment, and then they all called me again: "Sister Xiaoxiao!" ”

"Hmm...... Shrewd! "I touched their heads one by one, and looking at these seven pink-carved brothers all day long, it was really something that I never dreamed of before!

When I touched Akagi, I suddenly thought to myself, and I thought to myself: "Akagi, you are a divine dragon who cultivates wood attributes, can you use spells to change out of the cage, well, that kind of cage that 100,000 years of spirits can't open?!" ”

"No problem!" Although Akagi's expression was wooden, his answer was confident: "It's a trivial matter!" ”

As I spoke, a delicate cage had appeared out of thin air, and I hadn't even seen how Akagi did it! Well, this wood attribute cultivation is more perfect than mine!

"Master, it's because you haven't cultivated magic before, and with the spiritual knowledge you have accumulated, you will definitely surpass everyone here in time." As soon as my mind moved, Taoxin's words immediately sounded, and everyone looked at me with strange faces......

"Ahem......" Although I don't know what everyone is watching, it is certain that it is definitely caused by Taoxin's words: "Taoxin, you can't peep at my psychological dynamics at will in the future!" ”

"Oh, it's ......" Mokmin looked lonely in an instant, it turned out that the new owner didn't like it very much!

"Uh......" I can't discourage my subordinates: "I mean, a specialty like yours has to be spent on the blade, and such a good spell can't be wasted at will, after all, it will consume your spiritual power!" ”

"Oh, I'm not afraid of consuming spiritual power, I'm very happy to be able to serve my master!" My comfort actually made Momoshin elated.

The corners of my mouth twitched: "......"

Does this count as shooting yourself in the foot?!

Eh, Taoxin, who was originally elated, saw my embarrassed expression, and was also embarrassed, but he immediately changed the topic and reminded kindly: "Sister Xiaoxiao, why do you want this cage?!" ”

Oh, yes, it's business!

I took out the bag, and with a thought, a little brown doll had appeared in the cage.

As soon as the little Lingzhi doll appeared, it was originally happy, but when it found out that it was locked in a cage that it couldn't open at all, it instantly scolded: "You vicious woman, what do you want to do to your uncle and me?!" And you ugly little ghosts, so ugly, as ugly as this vicious woman! I'm a 99,999-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, how can I wait for you?! ”

Gotcha, this ugly little ghost, a few words will offend everyone present!

Me: "......"

I suspect I picked a fake reishi mushroom......

Is this really the Lingzhi that has followed the Buddha for tens of thousands of years?!

"The so-called extremes of things must be opposed...... The ultimate of yang is yin......" I was wondering, and Taoxin had already explained it.

I frowned, glanced at him helplessly, and Taoxin immediately covered her mouth in horror, and her mouth gurgled and explained: "I'm sorry, I'm used to it, I'm used to it!" ”

Me: "......"

It seems that I should find time to learn the magic left by the Lord Buddha earlier - it is really not good to feel like being spied on all the time!

Several other beautiful young men with pink carvings looked at the little brown doll in the cage in dumbfounded during my conversation with Momoxin, obviously it was so ugly that it had no humanity, and it actually said that they were ugly?! Where does this logic come from?! Who gives self-confidence?!

In this regard, I was already surprised, and looked at this clown child very calmly: "First, the Buddha has already given you to me, and I can do anything to you!" Second, when you think that everyone else is ugly, you might as well find your own reason, in case it is because you have bad eyes, you can't say! Thirdly, come, you guys, tell it your original form and age, and let it grow in knowledge! ”