"Old and young masters, brothers and sisters," Shan Zhiyu said with a big grin, "Little sister also came up to tell a story, I don't dare to say horror, but at least I am better than this one." She glanced contemptuously at the student who thought he had succeeded and was munching on the "prize dish", and the student immediately blushed and looked unconvinced.

She cleared her throat and began to speak.

The story is roughly that a retired old man has nothing to do, and his daughter lives in a big city, not only does not support the elderly, but only comes home once or twice a year. He lives in a relatively remote place, there are no friends to relieve boredom, and there is no entertainment, so he simply guesses boxing with his left hand, and plays chess with his left hand. Later, his daughter came back with her son-in-law to visit, and when she rang the doorbell, she heard a faint voice inside asking, "Who...... Who ...... "When the daughter hears it, isn't this the voice of the father?" Why is it so weak, is it some serious illness? Busy said, "It's me!" Dad, what's wrong with you? But he heard the faint voice say, "Yes...... It's my daughter...... We...... Who...... Come open the door? Suddenly, the old man's voice became sharp, confident, and even arrogant, completely different from the morbid just now: "How about the decision to guess the boxing?" Then it turned into a faint voice: "Good ......" After only a few moments, the strong voice shouted, "I lost!" I'll drive it! The daughter and son-in-law outside the door suddenly felt that something was wrong, and just wanted to leave, the door had opened very violently, only to see that the old man inside had been thin to the size of a baby, and the whole body was dragged away by the left arm, and the left hand became extremely thick and huge, and it was even more hideous and terrifying compared to the body, and there was a bulging large sarcoma at the top of the fist, like a transparent, regularly beating brain, and the left hand suddenly opened, and the broken line inside actually turned into a cracked mouth: "Good girl...... Good son-in-law...... Do you want him to be a dad or do you want me to be a dad? ”

The last sentence of Shan Zhiyu deliberately raised his voice abruptly, and most of the diners in the audience exclaimed, and it was not until more than ten seconds later that the applause began to sound, and it became more and more intense. The beer-bellied fat man who looked like a manager was very happy that such a cash cow dark horse appeared, and hurriedly announced: "This young lady can be regarded as the best horror story told since the opening of this store." We will have three dishes with a total value of more than 200 yuan for this young lady, please go to the inner hall to choose any three of the 100 recipes. ”

Shan Zhiyu snorted and said, "I'm not interested." I'm not here for a free late-night snack. The main thing is that I can't watch the inferior level of your show. ”

The manager was very shrewd, stunned for a moment but not angry, but still smiled and said: "Presumably, this young lady has been brewing for a long time to prepare such a story, and wants to win the championship here in one fell swoop!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, who has been brewing for a long time?" Shan Zhiyu glanced at him, strode back to the stage again, and said: "Since this manager looks down on me so much, no problem, the little girl will say another paragraph, and if she can't reach this level in the future, don't think you're very creative in doing any show!" ”

When everyone saw that she was about to give a lecture again, they were very excited, applauded fiercely, many people added dishes, and there were more audiences outside the window.

This time, Shan Zhiyu tells the story of a woman whose child is anorexic, and even the family dog doesn't like to eat. The woman was very anxious, and that evening she stumbled upon a very expensive attractant for sale in the supermarket, and the supermarket staff said that it was the latest invention of a large high-tech company, and that the test could be refunded and there was compensation twice the original price, so she bought it back in disbelief. She first grabbed one from a nearby tree and fixed its butt with a nail, and it couldn't die for a while. So she poured out a small ball of the attractant and smeared it on Zhizhi's body. Suddenly, there were several more praying mantis nearby, competing to climb the tree. The woman was very happy and surprised, happy that this thing really worked, and was worth the money, and surprised that so many praying mantis were attracted to it. Who knew that before the praying mantis finished eating the known corpse, suddenly a small green snake jumped up to the treetops and chased after the praying mantis. Before the woman could express her surprise, the little snake was caught by a large bird and flew away. The woman was astonished, she could tell from her back what kind of bird of prey it was, either an owl or a owl, but that thing lived in the forest dozens of miles away, how could it fly over? Is it just attracted to attractants? She hesitantly returned home with the attractant, and because she knew that a small dose could have a great effect, she applied it to half a steamed bun with a small amount, and before she could call the dog, the sleeping five-year-old child actually got out of bed and staggered towards the kitchen. The dog also smelled it, it ran fast, and soon rushed up and licked a mouthful of steamed buns, before it could continue licking, because its tongue was stained with attractants, a huge multi-legged worm with the length of a belt suddenly jumped out of the crack in the basement, and bit the dog's tongue like lightning, and the dog could hardly even scream, and the two were deadlocked, and then, the creeping sound continued to be heard from the basement, and there were even larger, rare insects in real life attracted by the attractant and crawled out of the deep underground. The woman was so frightened that she tried to throw the attractant out of the window, but the worm bit her tongue off, and the dog was struck on the woman's leg, and the woman's hand shook and the attractant splashed all over her. At this moment, an unprecedented fear enveloped her, so that she could no longer move, and she saw that the moonlight outside the window was suddenly blocked by something, and the huge shadows of the great friends approached with the heavy footsteps that shook the building, and a huge mouth like a truck slowly approached the windowsill......

In the crazy applause of the crowd, Shan Zhiyu walked off the stage casually, she had experienced too many flowers and praises, and she didn't care about this. Unexpectedly, the manager stopped her again: "Miss! Our rewards are not rare for you, and we can't force you to continue to talk, when are you free to come and cheer for the shop? ”

Shan Zhiyu glanced at him teasingly, and wanted to mock Qin Boqian, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare after all, so he waved his hand and said, "Let's talk about it after you have a master here." ”

Shan Zhiyu was in a much better mood after returning home, and simply went to work the next day. Until the weekend, she went on a shopping spree in a high-grade commercial building, bought a lot of things in large bags, and was just about to beckon for a taxi when she went out, when a blue bird leaned in, and the huge watermelon head of the manager of the Zhiwei Night Banquet poked out of it: "Hello, Miss!" ”

Shan Zhiyu was surprised: "How did you find me?" ”

The manager smiled and said, "Miss, since you couldn't find an opponent like Dugu last time, the business of our store has not been as good as before, and that's because of your departure, and the stories told by others are gone." Fortunately, someone has a discerning eye and wants to ask you to participate in an event......"

Shan Zhiyu interrupted impatiently: "You don't talk nonsense!" I'm asking you, how did you find me? Answer me head-on! ”

The manager's face did not change: "You are Miss Shan, we didn't know this at the time, but someone can always recognize you, right?" Recognise you, and you'll know how you're moving. ”

Shan Zhiyu asked lightly: "Who knows me?" ”

The manager said word by word: "Our boss." He also watched the live video in the store that day, and repeatedly praised Mr. Shan for having no dog and daughter, and he really didn't let the woman ...... her eyebrows."

Shan Zhiyu's heart trembled: "I...... I was purely relaxed that day, definitely not to provoke trouble, please tell Mr. Qin, don't have any opinions on my father...... "She is still afraid of Qin Boqian, this city has been full of black legends about him for 20 years, most of which are accompanied by bloody smells.