Chapter 9 Accidents

During the photo shoot, because the turtle customers did not understand foreign things such as cameras, they were frightened by the large puff of smoke that suddenly rose during the photo shooting, and made a series of ridiculous jokes.

Watching Aunt Thirteen try her best to explain the principle of photography to the customer, and a sentence or two of bird language popped out of her mouth from time to time, Lin Sha felt very painful.

Later, he couldn't stand it, so he took the initiative to relieve the siege for Aunt Thirteen.

"Uncle, my name is Lin Sha, and my master Baozhi Lin Huang Feiba!"

When he introduced this, he was a little depressed, Bao Zhilin is a medical center specializing in bruises, how can it be compared to the name of the head coach of the Foshan Townspeople's League?

But not to mention, the signboard of the cheap master Huang Feihong is still very useful. The customer and her family members who were still frowning at Aunt Thirteen just now immediately changed their faces as if they were enthusiastic and angry, even to a childish teenager like Lin Sha, they were too polite.

Huang Feihong, the invincible benevolent man in his heart, was not in vain, but he was not good at receiving this enthusiasm, so he humbly gave his hands to help explain: "The camera is like looking in a mirror at home." It's just that the mirror can't keep the figure of a person, but the camera can! ”

Ignoring the frequent glances of the thirteenth aunt, Lin Sha continued to explain to a group of shocked turtles: "When the camera is turned on, a lot of smoke will rise, this is a normal phenomenon, don't worry!" ”

It is good to say that the frightened customers will be calmed, the POSS photo is finished, and the time to take the photo is scheduled, and this photo trip can be considered a successful end.

"Lin Sha, why are you using nonsense to deceive people?"

On the way back, Aunt Thirteen rode slowly forward, with a delicate and bright little face that concealed anger: "Your statement is not in line with scientific evidence at all......"

"Please, Aunt Thirteen!"

Lin Sha followed behind the two wooden bicycles unhurriedly, and the camera mount on his shoulders was still resisting the heavy weight, and he rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I don't know any science!" ”

Seeing that Aunt Thirteen nodded thoughtfully, he smiled lightly and then said: "It is estimated that even in England, there are not many people who understand the principle of cameras!" ”

"Who said that, ah......"

The thirteenth aunt had a pretty face, turned around and was ready to say, who knows if the front of the car suddenly hit something, the handlebar was crooked, and she screamed sideways, and she was about to have a close contact with the potholed bluestone pavement.

"Ouch!"

"Be careful!"

A scream sounded at the same time as Lin Sha's urgent reminder, Lin Sha didn't care about the guy who didn't obey the traffic rules in front of the car, a lunge rushed out of his empty left hand and gently probed, and the plump and soft delicate body of the thirteenth aunt was picked up horizontally, avoiding a serious traffic accident 'accident'.

At the same time, he stretched forward with his right foot and hooked the instep of his foot to easily stabilize the wooden bicycle that was about to fall to the ground, and only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

"Aunt Thirteen, are you okay?"

Although the touch on his hand was quite wonderful, Lin Sha was not a lustful person, and the woman in his hand had an ambiguous relationship with the cheap master, so he didn't have the slightest idea of getting involved, so he immediately straightened up the frightened thirteenth aunt, and then let go and asked with concern.

"No, it's fine!"

The thirteenth aunt shook her head in a panic, and before she had time to thank Lin Sha for her help, she was hugged by her foreign girl companion who hurried from behind, and she was afraid to murmur some incomprehensible bird language.

Lin Sha shook his head, didn't pay attention to the whispers of the two beautiful women in dresses, straightened the bicycle with his right foot, and then walked to the unlucky guy who didn't obey the traffic rules with one hand, squatted down and asked kindly, "Hey, friend, are you okay?" ”

"Ouch, do you think Lao Tzu looks like he's fine?"

Knocked to the ground by a bicycle was a young man, with a mouth full of groans and screams, dressed in a short outfit covered in dirt like a coolie on the dock, but a ruffian with a dirty outlet, but like a ruffian on the street.

"Friend's mouth should be cleaned!"

Lin Sha's face turned cold, and his gaze at the young man was extremely unkind.

"Damn, I'm still so arrogant when I hit someone, tell you that Lao Tzu is not easy to mess with, ahhhh......h

The young man was extremely arrogant, lying on the ground and screaming at the same time, his mouth was still dry and sprayed feces out, and suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his leg and suddenly let out a terrible scream like killing a pig. It turned out that Lin Sha was unhappy when he heard his foul words, and lifted the front wheel of the bicycle with one hand and pressed it this guy's leg.

"What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong with Lin Sha?"

Such an earth-shattering scream naturally attracted the attention of the two beauties in Western clothes who were comforting each other not far away, and the thirteenth aunt asked anxiously like a frightened bird.

"It's okay, the guy who was hit just now wants to stir up trouble, Aunt Thirteen, don't come over and I'll solve it!"

Lin Sha chuckled and calmed Aunt Thirteen, then lightened the strength of his hand, ignoring the surprised and frightened eyes of the passers-by and vendors around him, and asked with a soft smile: "How is it, do you know how to put your mouth clean?" ”

"Boy, you're ruthless enough......"

Knowing that Lin Sha was a ruthless character who was not easy to provoke, the young man lying on the ground extinguished his thoughts of continuing to mess around, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and slowly got up from the ground and said with resentment in his eyes.

"What, not convinced?"

Lin Sha's eyes were cold, and he raised the bicycle with one hand to make a collision posture, which made the young man retreat in a panic before he hummed: "Who was suddenly crossing the street just now and was knocked down by the bicycle, but I can see it clearly behind me, boy, how do you want to solve it, I'll go on!" ”

"Hmph, it's a fact that I was hit by a car anyway!"

As soon as the young man heard that Lin Sha wanted to mediate in private, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the ruffian on his body rose again, swaggering, walked a few steps closer, stretched out two fingers, and said proudly: "Twenty taels of silver, counted as the treatment fee for the car crash, without twenty taels of silver, this matter is difficult to be good!" ”

"Just you, kid?"

Lin Sha was annoyed in his heart, and the bicycle in his hand was raised by dozens of centimeters, but there was an undisguised sarcasm on his face: "Twenty taels, your rotten life is not worth twenty taels, right?" Dare the lion open his mouth, and he is not afraid of eating and blocking? ”

"Don't be arrogant, boy!"

The young man's face changed again and again, and he was very angry by Lin Sha's contemptuous attitude, and his eyes were angry and said: "Old, my rotten life is not worth much, but the lives of the Shahe Gang are not worth as much as you say!" ”

"The Sand River Gang?"

Lin Sha's eyes froze, but he didn't expect that the little suffocation in front of him was actually the notorious Shahe Gang.

"Why are you scared, boy?"

Seeing Lin Sha's face change, the young man thought that he was frightened by the name of the Shahe Gang, and immediately laughed arrogantly: "The acquaintance honestly takes the silver to eliminate the disaster, otherwise my Shahe Gang will take the initiative to come to the door, but it will not be just twenty taels to send away!" ”