Chapter 16 Labor Reform Cat Students Beginning with Release from Prison
"Since you can suck people's souls, why don't you just suck the little girl's soul away?" The ancient bluebird asked the cat demon curiously, not understanding why it had made things so complicated.
The fat cat glanced at the ancient blue bird with disdain, and then asked Lanling in a low voice: "Big guy, this assistant of yours is a rookie!" ”
"Hey! I can hear you even if you whisper to your face! "The ancient blue bird's nose is crooked.
Ignoring Gu Qingniao's anger, the cat demon said, "How many years have I only attained enlightenment? Sucking people's souls is not good for my cultivation, of course I haven't tried it, and there are human patrols everywhere, do you think they are vegetarians? ”
What is the patrol of the world? The ancient bluebird was stunned again.
The fat cat's humanized face was full of contempt, and he popularized science to Gu Qingniao: "The patrol of the world is the guy who specializes in managing us demons and monsters, if we have any misdeeds and are noticed by them, we will be caught in the oil pot on the spot!" ”
Gu Qingniao asked Lanling: "Then are you a human patrol?" ”
"Of course I'm not." Lanling said: "I am a town guard, an existence like a feudal official, how can the kind of expatriate personnel who patrol the world be compared to me?" ”
"That's it!" The fat cat helped on the side: "The adult is graceful and heroic, and at first glance it is not comparable to the human patrol, even if it is in one side of the guard, it is definitely the person who stands at the top of the pyramid, you little girl is really blind." ”
Gu Qingniao was full of black lines: "Yes, I was really blind to think he was handsome in the bar, and it ended up being reduced to the point where he is now." ”
Looking at Lan Ling's arrogance, and a fat cat touting beside him, Lan Ling's vanity was greatly satisfied, and Gu Qingniao felt that his current job was not reliable.
Under Gu Qingniao's inquiry, Lan Lingcai told her about the difference between the human patrol and the town guard.
Human patrols, as the name suggests, are people who patrol around the world, they will constantly patrol the heavens and the earth day and night, and the scope of their main responsibility is narrower than that of the town guard.
Because the part they are responsible for is not about the ghosts, gods, demons, and elves of the species, but only for removing a pound of demonic creatures.
The so-called demon is a variant in which a living being, after causing a large amount of killing, is confused by the killing heart and begins to crave blood frantically, and obtains power through killing and life.
If the fat cat really killed the little girl this time and sucked her soul, then the fat cat will fall into a state of enchantment, and as the enchantment continues to deepen, it will want to kill more and more, and the strength supplement obtained by killing will become more and more efficient.
There is no way to refuse this kind of pleasure of increasing strength through life, so once a creature enters the demon, it will be a catastrophe.
The duty of the human patrol is to kill the creatures that have entered the demons, whether they have just entered the demons or the old devils who have been in the demons for a long time, once they find them, they will be completely wiped out of this world.
And Lanling's side guard is far more advanced than the human patrol, and Lanling is still the more powerful one in the side guard.
Generally speaking, the rating of these managers is roughly like this.
According to the changes of the times, it is also divided according to the provinces, and the person with the highest rank in a province is called a town guard; The regional guardians of each of the following cities are the subordinates of the town guards, called the guardians; Those who walk back and forth in the city are human patrols.
The duty of guarding and protecting is to be responsible for all the affairs of ghosts, gods, demons and elves, mainly responsible for them before they become demons, and the human patrol is responsible for cleaning up after becoming demons.
Protection and patrol are similar to the relationship between regulators and law enforcers, both of which are deployed and supervised by the town guards at the same time, so Lanling is the existence of the highest level in the province, which should not be underestimated.
Roughly speaking, that's what Lanling means, openly and secretly telling Gu Qingniao: "Don't provoke me, the end of messing with me is equivalent to angering my group of younger brothers, and the end will be miserable!" ”
The ancient bluebird scoffed at this, expressing enough disdain.
"And, most importantly, the human patrol is not human." Lanling threw out a big news again.
"It's not a person, so what's that? Is it a ghost? ”
"Why aren't the guards and guardians responsible for what happens after the creatures become demons? Could it be that the town guard, as a big man, has better combat ability than the patrol? "The Lanling guide Gu Blue Bird thought on this.
However, Gu Qingniao didn't understand: "This is not very normal, I think those people in the officialdom, the higher they go, the lower their ability is, or the people below are more reliable." ”
"Are you saying I'm unreliable?" Lan Ling's eyes were dangerous.
"Why aren't the patrolmen human?" Gu Qingniao changed the topic with a shy face.
Glaring at the ancient blue bird, Lan Ling continued: "Demonic beings are a special kind of existence, they will have demonic energy on their bodies, this is a virus-like energy body, once it is contaminated, it will be very troublesome. Therefore, although the strength of the protection is very high, it will not easily move the creatures that become demons. ”
"So the human patrols are those who are not afraid of being contaminated by demonic energy?" Gu Bluebird asked.
"It's not that I'm not afraid, but I've been contaminated." Lan Ling said: "The human patrol is a kind of half-human and half-demon existence, which is formed after a person becomes a demon. However, because people themselves have physical bodies and strong spiritual wills, some people who have become demons will not be affected by demonic qi and become demons that kill indiscriminately. ”
"Can a man become a demon?"
"Why not? Ghosts, gods, demons and elves can all become demons, why can't people? And the demons are even more terrifying, because they can retain their wisdom and are not afraid of the infection of the demonic energy, and once they hide their aura, it is difficult to be discovered at once. ”
Gu Qingniao shuddered: "I'll just say that our math teacher is not normal at first glance, and the eight achievements are demons, or you should deal with her!" ”
Lan Ling didn't care: "Your math teacher is not a demon, she is just a demon." ”
I'm rubbing, I'm just talking about it! Why did you break the news like this?
Looking at Gu Qingniao's surprised look, Lan Ling began to brag to himself again: "Compared to protection and patrolling, the town guard is obviously of a higher level, but the town guard rarely cares about the affairs of monsters, because the low-level creatures like monsters are not worth guarding. ”
"It's like this fat cat can go so high." An Xiaoyu struck mercilessly.
Lan Ling looked at her like a retarded person: "If it weren't for the sake of giving you insight, do you think I would take this kind of job?" You can just throw a rune paper to solve the problem, I'll just hand it over to the support, cut! ”
Saying that, Lanling began to rush people: "Go buy a ticket, it's two o'clock in the afternoon, I'll go out for a while, and I have to take a nap when I come back." ”
Gu Qingniao shrugged the tip of his nose, but still took out his mobile phone and began to look for tickets.
And at this time, Lanling suddenly opened the cage door of the fat cat, the fat cat looked confused, looked at the cage door carefully, looked at Lanling again, and asked, "Big guy, what do you mean?" ”
"Don't you see? You've been released from prison. Lan Ling stood up, walked to the window and opened the curtains.
The ancient blue bird was about to blow up: "It's been like this, little girl Li for so long, and she was released after a night's imprisonment?" That's unreasonable, isn't it? ”
Lan Ling didn't turn around, but said: "I have already told you, the specific way to deal with it is not up to us, no matter how much you tell me, it is useless, unless you can catch this fat cat yourself." ”
Hearing Lan Ling's words, the ancient blue bird looked at the cage door that was opened, and the fat cat seemed to realize something, staring at the ancient blue bird with a glittering eye.
At the moment when the ancient blue bird rushed out, the fat cat showed the vigor and speed that a cat should have, and it came out of the cage door with a "poof", making the idea of the ancient blue bird closing the cage and trapping it in vain.
Gu Qingniao took out a pile of rune paper from his pocket, and the cat demon trembled with fright when he saw the copy, and frantically tried to find a bed crack to get into, but found that the bed in the hotel was box-type, and there was no seam at all, so he could only stand guard behind the chair in fear.
Lan Ling reminded at this time: "I forgot to tell you, the Ghost Sword Talisman is only valid for six hours, otherwise why do you think I would draw it on the spot yesterday?" ”
Gu Qingniao was stunned for a moment, didn't believe it at all, took out a piece of rune paper and crumpled it into a ball and threw it at the fat cat.
The fat cat was so frightened that its fur exploded, and when it shrank its neck behind its ears, a light ball of paper fell on its nose.
After waiting for a long time without movement, the fat cat cautiously opened his eyes, and saw a small paper ball lying on the ground, nothing happened, no white light, sharp sword qi, sure enough, it couldn't come out.
"Haha!" The fat cat was elated, jumped out from behind the chair, stood in front of the ancient blue bird, swayed its fat body, turned around and shook its buttocks, and its tail was about to fly happily: "You come to beat me!" Hit me! Yes!!! ”
The cat demon rolled and crashed into the floor-to-ceiling window, and the height of the thirteenth floor appeared in front of him and almost scared him to death, so he quickly shrank away from the floor-to-ceiling window, and then he was relieved and rubbed his buttocks: "Chick! It's so ruthless...... Foot? The cat master and you don't share the sky. ”
"Huh!" Gu Bluebird picked up the electric iron next to him.
"Woman, I have something to say, I think you are so beautiful, you shouldn't do this kind of rough work, why don't you put down the iron and let's go have a fish soup together?"
"Okay, don't make trouble, I'll have to go out in a while, you guys be honest." Lanling finally spoke at this time, and the ancient blue bird put down the electric iron in his hand stupidly, but his eyes were still looking at the fat cat eager to try.
Seeing Lan Ling waving his hand, Gu Qingniao snorted and turned around and walked out of the room.
The fat cat breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground: "Fortunately, Lao Tzu saw the opportunity." ”
As he spoke, it looked at Lanling and put on a flattering smile: "My lord, can I go?" ”
"Who said that?"
"Huh?" The fat cat was confused: "Didn't you say that?" ”
"Did I say that?"
"You just said that I have completed my sentence...... ...... released from prison," the fat cat reminded.
"I've been released from prison, but I said you can go?" Lan Ling narrowed his eyes and stared at the cat demon, so frightened that he quickly shrank into a ball.
"If you have any other orders, I will definitely go to the soup......"
"You don't need to go to the soup and go to the fire, the verdict for you is to make meritorious contributions, and from now on you will follow the girl just now. You can also see that she has just entered the industry, her Taoism is too shallow, and she is easy to be coveted with yin and yang eyes, if something happens to her...... You know. ”
"I understand! I know! The fat cat nodded busily, but was already crying in his heart.
I know a! The existence attracted by people with yin and yang eyes, can I solve it with a little cat demon? You still say it's not a capital offense?
"If you can't solve it, you can come to me quickly, that's fine."
The fat cat breathed a sigh of relief, which was okay.
"By the way, pay special attention to a who likes to wear a white suit, that guy is the most dangerous."
"Huh? Oh! Okay adults! ”