Chapter 3 Dragging
"Oh, it turns out that the third cousin is not as old as me, no wonder the third aunt always says that she wants me to be sensible, so can I call the third cousin cousin in the future?" Mo Yunfei said sarcastically.
It is indeed ironic, you must know that Mo Yanqiu is two years older than Mo Yunfei!
Chen Shi was speechless for a moment, let her be crooked, and couldn't say anything about her son's age not as old as Mo Yunfei, so she couldn't say it if she couldn't say it, Chen couldn't help muttering in her heart: What is going on with Mo Yunfei, this kid today? I don't usually have so many words! It's really painful!
Chen's cheeky can be, but if he can't say it, he will avoid the important and light: "Oh, you kid, why can't the third aunt tell you that you don't understand?" You say it's all a family, why are you so careful? You poke the third aunt's heart like this, that is, the third aunt is generous and doesn't care! Okay, don't pestle here, you don't need to worry about the duck, the third aunt can catch it herself, you're welcome! ”
Mo Yunfei was almost amused by Chen's cheekiness, and now people can still talk to themselves, and she has no heart to go around in circles: "Third aunt, don't worry, I will definitely not be polite to listen to you!" Usually a duck is a pound of eight dollars, but every Chinese New Year, a pound of duck is thirteen dollars, the third aunt wants one, I will go and weigh it now! ”
Chen was also angry when he heard it, not to mention the thirteen wen, even the eight wen money was cut off her flesh, so Chen reprimanded: "What is it called?" Can't you little cub understand human speech? Do you still know that you call me Aunt San? Since you know that I am your aunt, is it too much for the third aunt to eat a duck that you respect? It's a shame that you're still a reader, you really don't understand! ”
Chen reprimanded while trying to push Mo Yunfei away.
How could Mo Yunfei get out of the way? She is not Su Sanmei, she can make people fall down with a push, don't look at Chen's fat, Mo Yunfei is also as thin as a telephone pole, but Mo Yunfei has a strong body, born since childhood, it is said to be inherited from her grandfather, which is why Mo Yunfei was disguised as a man and no one doubted it!
At this time, Chen's breastfeeding strength was exhausted, but Mo Yunfei just didn't move; But Mo Yunfei also has a headache, who doesn't understand it, the words are all here, why is this Chen still so cheeky? How nice it would be if she could slap the other person out?
Mo Yunfei lucked his luck and said: "Third aunt, I suddenly feel that what you said is right, although our families have been separated, but we are still a family, brothers, broken bones and tendons, if there are difficulties, you shouldn't hide them, isn't this to see everyone?" Third aunt, you are right, we really shouldn't see the third uncle and third aunt like this! ”
Then he began to cry about his own difficulties: "Third aunt, don't you want ducks?" You're welcome, take it! It's just that our family can't eat at this time, firewood, rice, oil and salt are lacking, I will go to the third aunt's house to get some when I go back, the third aunt can rest assured, I will listen to you, you will definitely not be polite! "If she could, she still wanted to slap the other party out, saving herself from being so aggrieved in her heart, what kind of verbal fight with the other party, I don't know if this is powerful enough, do you want to add another year to let the other party wrap up?
Mo Yunfei obviously underestimated the power of his words, let alone a year, even if it was a day, their family's firewood, rice, oil and salt were all cutting Chen's meat!
The Chen family exploded at that time, and he didn't care about pushing Mo Yunfei, and scolded angrily: "You deflated calf, do you eat your third aunt's flesh and blood?" You think it's beautiful, why should I give you my things? As long as she thought that her own things were taken away a little, her heart was like a knife, not to mention that Mo Yunfei was still talking about firewood, rice, oil and salt, just listening to it knew a lot!
Mo Yunfei said strangely: "We are relatives, didn't you say it, third aunt?" We are a family, we can't be too careful, my family is in difficulty, go to your house to get some, isn't it normal? Does the third aunt still have to care? How hurtful is this? ”
"Bah, who is related to you, don't forget, we are separated!" Chen put his hands on his waist and scolded angrily: "You little cub, you are a white-eyed wolf, you don't want to honor your third aunt, and you still want to drink the flesh and blood of your third aunt, why do you lose your conscience so much?" You've read all about dogs, huh? ”
Mo Yunfei was a little aggrieved: "Third aunt, how can you say that?" How did I lose my conscience? You said that we are a family, and we can't be too careful! Even if we are separated, we are still a family, isn't this also what the third aunt said? How did I become a loser of conscience? He sneered in his heart: Do you also know that the family has broken up?
To say that Mo Yunfei had never met such a superb relative, and she was suffocated to death, she really wanted to slap Chen's face, and then ask why her face was so big? But she's not a vegetarian, if violence doesn't work, change the way, no, blocking can block her!
Chen's words were speechless for a while, and Mo Yunfei returned what she said just now to her, but she couldn't find the words for a while, but Chen's combat effectiveness was also just now, and in a blink of an eye, she thought of a crooked reason, and she was confident: "I am an elder, you are a junior, you should be filial to me, have you ever heard that elders are filial to juniors?" "The logic is not right, she can't control it anymore, just take advantage of it anyway!
Mo Yunfei nodded: "The third aunt's words are very reasonable, but it is normal for the elders to give things to the juniors, that is called a gift!" Regardless of the elders or juniors, if you take it without your permission, it is called robbing or stealing! "I don't know which one you want to recognize?
Mo Yunfei didn't bother to correct Chen's loopholes, because it was useless, who didn't know that Chen's purpose was to clearly ask for duck, saying that her son wanted to eat it, but it was just an excuse!
Chen was about to be angry, and he stretched out his hand to slap Mo Yunfei: "You calf, who is going to steal it?" Do you remember that I am the third aunt? ”
Mo Yunfei unceremoniously blocked it back, joking, in such a situation, if she could be bullied by the Chen family, she should find a piece of tofu and kill her!
"I didn't say the third aunt, why did the third aunt put it in by herself?" Mo Yunfei said, sneering in his heart: Do you still know that you are robbing or stealing?
Chen was angry, Mo Yunfei didn't say it, but didn't he mean that? When she's stupid?
Chen wanted to slap Mo Yunfei again, but when she was blocked just now, her hand still hurt, but Mo Yunfei seemed to be nothing, Chen could only pat his thigh and cry: "I'm not alive, the eldest son of the Mo family's second room has no conscience, for the sake of a duck, he even accused his third aunt of being a robber and thief!" ”
"He, his third aunt, the duck, the duck will be given to you, don't make trouble! My family Yunfei is fine, isn't this a joke with you? It was Su Sanmei who said this.