Chapter Seventy-Four: Once the Sea Was Hard to Water
"Say it!" Ling Chi dispersed the flame knife and said, "Don't fool me. ”
Flickers?
The sweeping monk didn't understand, but judging from the front and back Chengqi, he probably guessed the meaning.
"Amitabha, monks don't speak." The sweeper said.
"Pull it down! I've seen too many monks who speak in slang. Ling Chi looked disdainful: "For example, the abbot of your Shaolin Temple, but he has not done anything lacking in virtue." ”
Murong Bo and Xiao Yuanshan's faces changed slightly, and they became enemies of life and death because of Xuan Ci. It's just that Murong Bo is the perpetrator, and Xiao Yuanshan is the victim. Therefore, Ling Chi looked down on Xiao Yuanshan a little, and the enemy who harmed his own family was in front of him, but he lived in harmony, which was really broad-minded.
The sweeping monk was slightly silent and sighed: "After Xuan Ci dies, he will go to the Infernal Hell, and there will be no return." ”
"Don't be scared of hell, you haven't died, how do you know if there's hell in the world?" Ling Chi took out a bag of melon seeds and poured it on the table, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and talk about your business." Come, eat some melon seeds and increase the interest of talking. ”
The sweeping monk ...... looked at these melon seeds with full particles and an attractive aroma, and said, "The donor has really brought his cooking skills to the extreme, and even these small things have been made delicious." ”
"Whoa!" Ling Chi grabbed a handful and coughed by himself, the crunch sound of rattling and rattling was very appetizing.
The sweeping monk turned his head and said to Xiao Yuanshan and Murong Bo: "The dust and fate, you guys go out first!" ”
"Yes, Master." The two immediately got up, cleaned up the table, and left together.
Ling Chi asked, "What, don't you want them to know?" ”
"It's good that the donor knows about it, and the old man doesn't want more people to hear about it." Sweeping monks.
Ling Chi nodded: "Don't worry, God knows this matter, you know it, I know, and there will be no third person in this world who knows." ”
"Amitabha, the old man can trust the donor." The sweeping monk folded his hands, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and swallowed a few, and suddenly felt that the conversation was coming, thinking back to his past, he couldn't help but sigh.
Ling Chi was taken aback, because this sigh actually carried a bit of a woman's femininity.
"Old monk, ...... you" Ling Chi looked at him in disbelief.
The sweeping monk came back to his senses and said with a wry smile: "I didn't expect it to be exposed." "The voice is soft, it's completely a woman's voice.
Ling Chi was dumbfounded, and he never dreamed that the sweeping monk was a woman.
"Your beard ......"
"It's disguise." The sweeping monk rubbed the position of his jawbone, and soon removed a thin mask of human skin, revealing his true face.
The moment he saw her, Ling Chi's face changed greatly: "Li Qiushui!?" ”
That's right, the true face of the sweeping monk turned out to be Li Qiushui.
"How is that possible!?" Ling Chi couldn't believe it at all, shouldn't Li Qiushui be locked up in the dungeon of the Vulture Palace by Wu Xingyun now! How could it be possible to be here? How can it be a sweeping monk!?
'Li Qiushui' heard Ling Chi call her name, and a trace of surprise flashed in her eyes: "I didn't expect you to see my sister." ”
"Sister!?" Ling Chi was stunned, carefully examining the face of 'Li Qiushui'.
Whether it is eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth and ears, or face shape and age, it is completely the same as Li Qiushui, even if Wu Xingyun is standing here, I am afraid that she will think that she is Li Qiushui, but ......
Ling Chi remembered the painting that Wu Yazi gave to Xuzhu in the original book, as well as the textual description of the person in the painting, and immediately focused his gaze on the underside of 'Li Qiushui's nose, although it was not very conspicuous, but there was indeed a very small black mole.
Ling Chi blinked and said, "Le one." ”
“……”
'Li Qiushui' chuckled: "The donor is interesting." ”
This smile, sure enough, I saw a dimple from her mouth, and ......
Ling Chi patted his head: It's a bad pen, Li Qiushui has already been disfigured by Wu Xingyun, and there is no such thing in front of him.
"I didn't expect you to be Li Qiushui's sister." Ling Chi said, "You should be much younger than Li Qiushui, right?" Also, what's your name? ”
"Li Canghai." Li Canghai said: "I am seven years younger than my sister, and I am eighty-one this year. ”
Li Canghai, sure enough, is Li Canghai. That's right, Tianshan Tong's grandmother is called Wu Xingyun, and Li Qiushui's sister will definitely be called Li Canghai, they are all names in "New Tianlong Babu: Tianshan Tong's Grandma".
Fortunately, Wu Xingyun in this world did not fall in love with Li Canghai, and this kind of bloody plot should not appear.
"Today was an unexpected day." Ling Chi looked at Li Canghai's bald gourd scoop and said with a smile: "You are ruthless enough, even your hair has been shaved." ”
"Since you are a monk, what do you have to do with those troubles?" Li Canghai sighed lightly: "The past is like a cloud of smoke, passing away with the wind, I haven't remembered it for a long time." ”
Ling Chi handed her a handful of melon seeds: "Come, tell your story." ”
Li Canghai: "......"
"Idle (a sound)? It doesn't matter, I have tea. A transparent glass teapot appeared in Ling Chi's hand, and there were two glass teacups, and there was steaming green tea in the teapot, Ling Chi poured two cups and said, "This is the green tea I roasted with my own hands, try it." ”
A trace of shock flashed in Li Canghai's eyes again, and he sighed: "The donor's mustard seed Na Sumeru's magical power really makes the old man envious. ”
"Don't pretend to be an old man." Ling Chi said, "You are at most a master now. ”
“……”
Li Canghai smelled the fragrance of tea, it was very fragrant, took a sip, the entrance was slightly astringent, and the aftertaste was sweet.
"Good tea." Li Canghai exclaimed: "I have also drunk many famous teas in the world, but none of them can compare with this tea." ”
"Of course." Ling Chi was quite proud: "There is no one in the world who makes something more delicious and delicious than me." ”
Li Canghai smiled slightly: "The donor should have such confidence." ”
"Tell me about yourself!" Ling Chi said, "You've been delaying for a long time. ”
"......" Li Canghai asked, "How much does the donor know about me?" ”
"Not much." Ling Chi said: "I only know that you are Li Qiushui's sister, and although Wu Yazi married your sister, but it is you who love, and also made a life-size jade statue for you, looking at your statue all day long, making their husband and wife not in harmony, your sister seduced your brother-in-law's apprentice Ding Chunqiu, and did something unscrupulous, your brother-in-law was angry and wanted to kill them, but they were knocked off the cliff by them, and he was disabled for decades, and he did not regain his ability to walk until last year." ”
Li Canghai's face changed several times, and he said, "I didn't expect so many things to happen, sister, she ...... Alas! ”
"I didn't expect your sister to be so vicious, right?" Ling Chi sneered: "What's even worse is still to come, your sister is tired of playing with Ding Chunqiu's concubine, so she kicked him away and went to Western Xia to hook up with the emperor of Western Xia, and now she is the queen mother of Western Xia." ”
"......" Li Canghai was stunned.
"But she didn't end well." Ling Chi said with a smile: "Your senior sister Wu Xingyun scratched her face decades ago, and now she only dares to wear a veil to meet people. Fortunately, the old emperor died a long time ago, otherwise she would have fallen out of favor long ago. ”
Li Canghai: "......"
"In order to take revenge, in February this year, she took advantage of the weak period of Grandma Tong's rejuvenation and rejuvenation, and ran to the Vulture Palace to take revenge. Ling Chi said with a smile.
"What!?" Li Canghai changed color: "Sister, she ......"
"Dead." Ling Chi lied, anyway, it's not bad for these two months, Li Qiushui, a slut, must die, he just made an official announcement in advance.
Li Canghai was stunned, and a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes: "Amitabha." Everything has a way, like a dream bubble. If dew is like electricity, it should be viewed as such. ”
Ling Chi comforted: "You are right, this world is a dream bubble, it will be destroyed sooner or later, it is good if you can see through it." ”
"Nan Wu Amitaba Night ......" Li Canghai silently recited the mantra of death, and sighed lightly: "Good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, my sister is to blame, but she can't complain about others, I hope she can be a good person in the next life." ”
"I hope so!" Ling Chi said, "Eat melon seeds, and continue." ”
“……”
Li Canghai swallowed a few melon seeds and said: "Back then, I lived with my sister and Wuyazi in Langhuan Blessed Land for a few years, and then because of some things, I left them and wandered the rivers and lakes......"
Li Canghai met a young man surnamed Murong when he was wandering the rivers and lakes, the man was too handsome and had an outstanding temperament, and the two walked together, and it didn't take long for them to be captured. Later, the two got married and gave birth to a son, and this person was Murong Bo, who was still sitting here eating and drinking just now.
"......" Ling Chi's eyes were round, and he clapped his hands and praised: "What a divine plot!" No wonder you would allow people like Murong Bo to secretly learn martial arts in Shaolin, but ...... Maybe I was arrogant, and because of my appearance, you were afraid that he would offend me, so you subdued him in advance. Right? ”
Seeing Li Canghai nodding, Ling Chi sneered: "I thought you were compassionate, but I didn't expect it to be my own mother protecting my son." ”
Li Canghai shook his head and sighed: "Bo'er's father died early, I endured my grief and finished the funeral for his father, so I couldn't hold on anymore and left Shenhezhuang." Originally, I wanted to be a nun, the ancient Buddha of the green lantern, and I lived this life, but with the ambition of the Murong family to restore the country, I was worried that Bo'er would covet the martial arts of the Shaolin Temple when he grew up, so I shaved and modified and entered the Shaolin Temple. This treatment is more than 40 years. ”
"I didn't expect you to have this kind of vision as a woman." Ling Chi exclaimed: "The Murong family is really married to a good woman. ”
Li Canghai shook his head: "I'm a good woman, I can't even bear the pain after my husband's death, and I don't even have the heart to accompany my own son. ”
"A lot of things are unpredictable, aren't they!" Ling Chi refilled some tea for her and said, "It's just that compared to your sister, you are not cheap enough." If you follow your sister's example and seduce the emperors of Liao or Tibet, you will definitely become empresses, and then you can pave the way for your son. ”
“……”
Li Canghai clenched his fists, why did he want to hit someone so much?
"Actually, you have a good home to choose from now." Ling Chi said: "Wuyazi is alone now, do you want to think about it?" ”
Li Canghai was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head: "I have already married a woman, and I have escaped into the empty door, and I don't want to do that anymore." ”
"That's a shame." Ling Chi said: "If Wu Yazi knew that you were still alive, I don't know how happy he would be, after all, he became like this, all because he fell in love with you." ”
Li Canghai smiled bitterly: "Since ancient times, there have been many disasters and troubles, but I didn't expect me to be one of them." ”
"The reason why the red face is a disaster is because the man who gets the red face is not strong enough to keep his woman; Or can't resist the charm of women and indulge in pleasure. Ling Chi said: "Don't believe those words, it's just a hat that men put on women, think about Liu Bang, think about Liu Xiu, and think about Li Shimin, they are also countless harems, and there are groups of beautiful women, why have they achieved so high achievements?" In the final analysis, it is because they are strong enough that no matter how beautiful a woman is, it will not affect their hegemony. ”
Li Canghai looked at him with a little surprise: "I didn't expect the donor to speak for us women." ”
"What's wrong with the woman?" Ling Chi said: "Women can hold up half the sky, and I admire women who are self-reliant and self-loving." ”
Seeing that he was sincere, Li Canghai smiled from the bottom of his heart: "The donor's words can be sacred." ”
"One word can be sacred?" Ling Chi laughed: "It's too easy for people to become sacred. ”
"Of course not for men, but for us women, the words of the benefactor are sacred words." Li Canghai was very solemn: "If a woman really has a day to support the sky, all women will not forget the words of the donor." ”
"There will definitely be this day." Ling Chi smiled slightly and said, "Although this day will be long, believe me, within a thousand years, a woman's status will definitely be as important as a man's. After a pause, he sighed: "I'm afraid that when the time comes, the status of women will be too high, and they will trample men under their feet." ”
Li Canghai was stunned for a moment and chuckled: "The donor is really funny." ”
"You don't believe me?" Ling Chi looked at her: "Do you want to bet?" ”
Li Canghai smiled again: "No need, I just believe it." ”
"You have to believe." Ling Chi recalled the status of modern women, and she was really full of guilt.
Men are worse than dogs, and no matter what they do, it is not right in the eyes of women. a monthly salary of 5,000, but is looked down upon by a woman without a salary; has a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, but is looked down upon by a woman with a monthly salary of 3,000; The monthly salary is 50,000, but he is looked down upon by the women with a monthly salary of 8,000, thanks to those women who don't have wings, otherwise they would really go to heaven.
Isn't he just ......
Alas! It's hard to put into words.
"Donor?" Seeing that Ling Chi was suddenly depressed, Li Canghai was full of doubts.
"It's fine." Ling Chi waved his hand: "I thought of something bad." After a pause: "I personally still recommend that you be with Wu Yazi, you are all people from the Freedom School, as long as your skills are not scattered, it is not a problem to live for one or two hundred years, for such a long time, it is too lonely to be alone." ”
"Amitabha." Li Canghai said in a low voice: "Thank you for your kindness, I have made up my mind and will not change again." ”
"It's okay." Ling Chi smiled slightly and said, "I have taken a fancy to you, your mind is not important. ”
“???” Li Canghai was stunned: "What does the donor mean by this?" ”
"You and Wuyazi will see each other again." Ling Chi smiled slightly, got up and said, "This day will not be too far away. ”
“……”
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