Chapter 73: Stupid Woman (With Red Envelope)
As always, Li Changjing had a dream in that long darkness.
In the temple called Rouge Temple, under the lush Bodhi tree on the left side of the door, sat the delicate-looking young man, who looked serene and concentrated on beating the wooden fish.
On the porch, a beautiful girl dressed in red sat on the steps and waved to the young man from afar, "Hey, the weather is good today, come with me to put paper kites." ”
The young man chanted "Amitabha" and said softly: "I haven't finished my homework for the next day, so please go back to the female benefactor." ”
The girl in red winked playfully, "Then if you finish your homework, will you want to play with me?" ”
The boy shook his head, ignored it, and continued to chant the Buddha.
The girl in red stood up and said angrily: "I am the lord of the county, and I invite you to play with a little bald head but you are hindered, aren't you afraid that I will call someone to tear down your broken temple!" ”
Under the dazzling sunlight, a butterfly-shaped mark on the girl's forehead exuded a white light, looking from afar, like a dream, lifelike, as if it would fly out of the greasy white skin at any time.
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In a daze, Li Changjing opened his eyes, and for a while he only felt that his hands and feet were sore, and his whole body was paralyzed, which surprised him, thinking that he was seriously injured, but after looking around, he found that he was tied with vines and hung from a tree.
Not far away, Xu Huairou, who was soaking wet, shivered with cold, and was smashing another stone with one stone, as if he was making a fire.
Seeing that Li Changjing woke up, Xu Huairou threw away the stone and walked up, took a stick in his hand, pointed at his chest, and scolded: "Say, when you are in the water, why do you eat Miss Ben's tofu and stain my innocence!" ”
Li Changjing was stunned for a moment, and then a wave of anger surged upward, and scolded: "What are you crazy about, if I didn't give you my bearing, I would have fainted?" Will you wake up again? ”
Xu Huairou said angrily: "Who told you not to drive the boat well, if the boat doesn't capsize, can there be such a thing?" ”
Li Changjing sneered: "You still have the face to say, if you didn't grab the steering wheel, would the boat be able to capsize?" I guess I'm already on the shore by now. ”
"You!" Xu Huairou was so angry that she hit Li Changjing with the stick in her hand, and scolded while beating back: "Call you back, call you murder me, and tell you to blame me for everything......"
After fighting for a while, Xu Huairou was tired, panting with a stick, her cold stomach rumbled, her face was red, she stomped her feet angrily, and scolded: "Close your ears, don't listen!" ”
Li Changjing didn't bother to pay attention to her, took advantage of the bright moonlight, looked around, and found that the two of them were now on a small island, the area of the island was very small, estimated to be one kilometer in diameter, overgrown with weeds, trees standing, and deserted.
"If you're hungry, let me go." Li Changjing said angrily: "I can't even afford to make a fire, it's really stupid." ”
"You!" Xu Huai was extremely angry, knocked the stick in his hand to the ground, and said angrily: "Think beautifully, you color embryo, disciple, put you down, who knows if you will do anything bad to me." ”
"Aren't you a cultivator?" Li Changjing said impatiently: "Even if I have a bad idea for you, I may not be able to beat you, right?" ”
"Yes...... Xu Huairou suddenly realized, hesitated for a moment, and said with a straight face: "I have to make an appointment with you for three chapters, and after you are released, you are not allowed to get close to me within two meters." ”
"Whatever you want."
After Li Changjing was put down, he rubbed his aching hands and asked, "Have you seen my backpack?" ”
Xu Huairou shook her head.
Li Changjing slapped his forehead, "There is a GPS positioning mobile phone in it, which I specially packed in a waterproof bag, and some Bigu Dan - it's all over now." ”
Xu Huairou also panicked, in this harsh environment, there is no communication equipment, which means that he is isolated from the world, and he doesn't know where it is, if he can't find food, he will probably starve to death.
Fortunately, although the area of this island is small, but it has not been developed, the food chain on the island is very well preserved, Li Changjing first took the sharpened branches, the pestle on a piece of dry wood and constantly rotated and rubbed, about seven or eight minutes of grinding, the top of the branch smoked, Li Changjing carefully put some dry leaves found nearby, continued to rub, and after a while, an open flame was lit.
Then Li Changjing lit a torch, dug a nest of bird eggs on a tree, and then dug a round pit more than one meter deep next to it, lightly spread the easily broken branches on it, broke the two bird eggs and put them on it, and finally extinguished the torch and waited quietly.
In less than half an hour, a plop was heard from a distance, Li Changjing secretly said that he was hit, re-lit the torch, returned to the edge of the pit, and found that there was a blue-gray lizard half a meter long and weighing five or six catties inside, which was struggling to crawl out with its tongue out.
Li Changjing poked the lizard to death with a sharpened stick, and slipped back to the bonfire, Xu Huairou saw what he was holding in his hand, and let out a sharp scream in fright, and his face turned white.
Li Changjing didn't bother to pay attention to her, took the lizard to the beach, found a relatively sharp stone, disemboweled, peeled off the lizard's skin, left only the meat inside, washed the belly, and then returned to the bonfire, threaded it with two sticks, pulled out some coals from the bonfire, and roasted it on it.
"Dead pervert!" Xu Huairou scolded: "Eating such a disgusting thing, aren't you afraid of a virus?" ”
Li Changjing didn't seem to hear it, he just concentrated on roasting, and as time passed, the lizard's meat began to overflow with oil, dripping on the coals and making a "snort" sound, and the original pink meat was also roasted by him to a golden brown, like a chicken.
After roasting for about forty minutes, Li Changjing felt that it was almost enough, took the lizard meat off the charcoal fire, and didn't care about the heat, so he tore off one leg hard, put it in his mouth and chewed it.
The lizard meat is actually very thick, after Li Changjing tore off the thick skin, the meat inside was only a layer as small as a little finger, but he roasted it to the outside and tender on the inside, and the teeth bit down to make a crisp rustling sound, but when chewed, the mouth was full of oil, although there was no seasoning, the taste was not too good, but the fragrance of the meat was innate, and it would flow out naturally once it was cooked, and it couldn't be stopped.
Xu Huairou saw that he was eating so deliciously, she subconsciously licked her dry lips, her stomach was even more hungry, and finally she couldn't stand it, so she couldn't help but take a few steps closer and shouted, "Hey, give me some to eat too." ”
Li Changjing didn't even raise his head, and continued to feast, the five-pound lizard, after skinning and removing the internal organs, there were less than two catties left, and he couldn't eat enough, how could he care about this stupid woman.
After a while, a whole lizard had already been eaten in half, Xu Huairou couldn't help it, and took two steps closer, Li Changjing wiped the oil from the corner of his mouth, and sneered: "Who was the third chapter of the law with me just now, and I was not allowed to come within two meters of you?" ”
"You!" Xu Huairou was angry, pointed at Li Changjing and shouted: "Eat, eat, let you eat, it's best that this meat is poisonous, poison you!" ”
Li Changjing smiled, "After eating, I don't care if he dies, isn't it better for a full ghost to die than for you to starve to death?" ”
Xu Huairou suddenly realized, and said in her heart that it was right, those starving ghosts on TV, they couldn't eat enough, and they stuffed things into their mouths when they saw them, which was disgusting and terrifying, and she didn't want to be like that when she was killed.
"Hurry up and give me the meat!" Xu Huairou's stinky temper came up, ran over in a few steps, pushed Li Changjing down, and then snatched most of the lizard meat from his hand, smelled it with his nose, it was indeed fragrant, put it on his mouth and bite, although it was a little fishy, but it was acceptable, after chewing, his mouth was full of oil, even if there was no taste, it instantly increased her appetite, and she simply sat on the side, while brushing the hair on her face, while feasting, and no longer caring about any image.
After eating the meat, Xu Huairou finally felt full, and the clothes on her body were dried, which made her warm, and there was sand on the ground, so she simply took off her boots, kicked to the side, and inserted her white and tender little feet into the sand, stretching her waist, which was very comfortable.
Li Changjing secretly scolded a stupid woman who was pampered, should she still be on vacation? How bad is the situation now, don't you have any points in your heart?
Just thinking about it, Li Changjing saw a flower in front of him, as if something fell from it and landed on Xu Huairou's body, and then the woman let out an "ah", covered her neck, and frowned.
Li Changjing asked her what was wrong, Xu Huairou hurriedly said that it was okay and turned her face to the side.
As a result, five minutes later, Li Changjing saw her silent, sitting next to her in a daze, the more he thought about it, the more wrong he became, he walked up and pushed her, but there was no response, and he turned her body over, only to find that her face was pale, and her original white and tender neck had completely turned black.