Chapter 90: Compulsory Education in the Nine Abysses

"Hands, why are there hands in the sky, and they are so big?

Before Gu Xiao was surprised, the huge palm in the sky was already approaching, but the only thing that made him happy was that as the palm approached, it became smaller and smaller, and by the time Gu Xiao was in front of him, it had returned to the size of a normal person.

"It's okay, it's okay, if it's really that big, how can I hide!"

Running the body, Gu Xiao flashed left and right, but the mood that was a little happy had disappeared at this moment.

Because, you can't hide!

No matter how Gu Xiao hid, that hand was always like a shadow, following Gu Xiao tightly.

At the moment when Gu Xiao was stagnant, the palm behind him accelerated violently, and with a fierce slap, it slapped Gu Xiao's face so hard.

"Smack!"

The clear and audible slapping sound resounded in the sky, and the people under the entire Mount Taishan heard it clearly, and they were shocked and surprised to lose their voices.

"Ahhhh

In front of everyone's eyes, Gu Xiao, who was slapped in the face, was ashamed, his face turned red in an instant, and he couldn't hold back his anger and blood, Gu Xiao's eyes turned black and he fainted completely.

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"Little Lingzi, wake up, wake up!"

In Xiao Ling's room, the little fat man was lying on the side of the bed shaking Xiao Ling's body desperately, and the little fat hand patted Xiao Ling's cheek from time to time.

After the two of them returned to Tianzi No. 1 Courtyard from Sheri Peak yesterday, Xiao Ling didn't say anything, and let the little fat man go back to his room to sleep, today is the first lesson of Jiuyuan's compulsory education, it is estimated that Xiao Ling wants to recuperate, the little fat man didn't think much about it, so he went to sleep, who knew that he was woken up by a burst of laughter when he slept well in the morning.

Looking for the voice, the little fat man found that the oozing laughter was made by Xiao Ling, and the timid Li Mou weakly shouted Xiao Ling, but Xiao Ling didn't react, and still smirked from time to time.

This made the little fat man very uneasy, for fear that Xiao Ling was crazy because he was stimulated by the three elders on the Sun Shooting Peak yesterday, and the little fat man had the courage to walk next to Xiao Ling, pushed it, and there was no reaction.

Push it again, but there is still no response!

This made the little fat man even more worried, and he couldn't help shaking Xiao Ling's body vigorously, raising his little fat hand and patting Xiao Ling's face vigorously.

"Ahhhh

"Smack!"

The little fat man was more and more afraid, the harder he was slapped, Xiao Ling screamed, sat up with a rub, and pushed the little fat man away with huge force.

"Ouch!"

A butt pushed by Xiao Ling squatted on the ground, and Li Mu let out a wail.

It was this wail that pulled Xiao Ling's confused thoughts back.

Turning his head to look at the little fat man on the ground, Xiao Ling rubbed his eyes and asked suspiciously.

"Big cow, why are you in my room, are you ......?"

Xiao Ling, who was rubbing her eyes, suddenly widened her eyes, her face looked frightened, her hands hugged her chest violently, and her whole body shrank towards the corner of the bed.

"Do you want to plot against me!!"

"Forehead ......"

The little fat man didn't know how to answer this, so he was stunned on the spot.

"Ahem, ahem!"

At the end of the daily trickery, Xiao Ling coughed dryly, returned to his original state, and reached out to rub his stiff face.

"Shhh

After touching it, Xiao Ling found that there was a hot pain on her cheeks.

"Why does my face hurt so much?"

"Forehead ......"

The little fat man didn't know how to answer this.

Lifted the quilt and sat on the edge of the bed, Xiao Ling scratched her hair vigorously.

In this way, his thinking is also clear, the foggy period of getting up has passed, and waves of memories have come out of his mind.

"It's that dream again! But this time there is no dragon, it's just another hand!"

"Hands!"

"Hands!!"

"That hand pumped my face, and then my face was going to hurt hotly......"

Xiao Ling, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, thought about it as she raised her hand and touched her hot cheek, looking suspicious.

And Li Mu, who was sitting on the floor, shivered inexplicably, and subconsciously felt that the situation was not good, so he wanted to get up and run away with his hands on the ground.

It's a pity that it backfired, and he was one step slower than Xiao Ling, who was sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Ahh

I saw Xiao Ling shouting, and the pillow on the side smashed at Li Mu casually, smashing the little fat man who had just gotten up half of it back, and then Xiao Ling's real anger moved, and the whole person exploded in front of the little fat man.

The little fat man who was hit by a pillow knew that he couldn't hide today, so he quickly turned over and lay on the ground, hugging his head tightly, and his ass was tall.

Xiao Ling, who came to Li Mu, raised her foot and greeted the little fat man's buttocks.

"You're going to disturb my good dreams!"

"Dare to whip me!"

"Punch me in the face!"

"You've got a lot of skills, right?"

......

"Whew!"

After fighting for a long time, Xiao Ling finally relieved herself, sat on the stone bench in the middle of the room out of breath, and picked up the teapot on the table and put a cow drink to her mouth.

Not to mention, the effect of Biling tea is good, after a sip of tea, Xiao Ling instantly became full of physical strength, and there was no problem if he played for another half an hour.

How can Xiao Ling continue, feeling that his buttocks were loosened, and no big feet continued to fall, Li Mu hurriedly let go of his hands holding his head, pushed them to the ground, and got up very quickly.

Xiao Ling kicked him without using his true qi, he was completely rigid with his physical strength, but the little fat man was not so well-behaved, he really endured it, he used his true qi to protect his ass.

So after a meal, except for being a little embarrassed, he didn't have anything to do, but Xiao Ling, who had been kicking for a long time, was really shocked by the pain in his feet.

"Hey, hey, little Lingzi, dissipate gas, dissipate gas!"

Sitting on the other side of the table, the little fat man handed the teacup in front of him to Xiao Ling with a shy face.

"Humph!"

glared at the little fat man fiercely, Xiao Ling took the teapot in his hand and poured a cup of Biling tea for the little fat man.

"Say, why did you come over early in the morning and slap me, I can't say a convincing reason, I'll whip you with real anger!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

The little fat man smirked and dried up the tea soup in his hand.

"My best tea has been fed to the pigs!"

Seeing the little fat man's drinking method, Xiao Ling had a discussion for a while, completely forgetting that his drinking method just now was not much better than others.

"That, Xiao Lingzi, did you forget it again!"

"Huh?"

Xiao Ling carried the teapot and filled it to the little fat man who reached out and handed the teacup, and snorted suspiciously.

"Forget? no, I have such a good memory, how can I forget?"

"Today is the first lesson of Jiuyuan compulsory education, you forgot!"

knew that Xiao Ling must have forgotten again, but the little fat man didn't dare to show it too obviously, so he took a sip of the tea soup in his hand again, and whimpered.

“......”

Embarrassed, Xiao Ling really forgot that there was still this stubble.

Well, it's all Xiaobai, if it weren't for the fact that he was inexplicably dragged to Wuying Hall yesterday and given a lecture by the three elders, and then deducted half a year's allowance, causing him to be restless and unable to flow qi and blood, which led to insufficient blood supply to the brain and caused intermittent amnesia attacks, how could he Xiao Ling forget?

Yes, that's right, that's it!

"Bang!"

After finding a reason for herself, Xiao Ling put the teapot in her hand on the table heavily, raised her leg and kicked the little fat man hard under the table.

"Since you know that you have to go to class, then you are still here to grind, and you are not leaving!"

"It's obviously your ...... that grinds"

The little fat man said that he was very aggrieved.

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