336. Can dogs speak human language?
Facing the disgusted eyes of everyone in the elevator, Wang Xiaoan's body was shocked!
"You...... What kind of eyes are you looking at? It's not me! Wang Xiaoan's eyes widened.
The young ladies insisted that Wang Xiaoan was the stinky murderer.
"Stop quibbling! We all saw it clearly! You came in with a look of enjoyment! It's just a fart on the fly! ”
"Gross! At first glance, he looks like a stinky straight man! Definitely someone who can do such a thing! ”
"What department are you? I'm going to complain to your supervisor! Something that has no quality! ”
Wang Xiaoan was speechless.
And the real murderer OL who shouted to catch the thief quickly dodged and squeezed to the side of the elevator door, ready to slip away as soon as the elevator door opened!
Wang Xiaoan looked at the back of the dead woman, and his teeth itched angrily.
"Hey! Why are you slipping away so fast! Run away after planting others? Do you want face? Even if you're a woman, you've done something wrong! Have the courage to admit it! Wang Xiaoan scolded angrily.
The female OL turned around and jumped to her feet with an annoyed and angry look.
"You person, it doesn't matter if you fart, how can your mouth stink more than fart? Framing someone out of thin air? What proof do you have that I put it! ”
Wang Xiaoan spread his hands.
Evidence.
It's obvious!
"Because there are so many people in the elevator, only you refute me, and I didn't name what I said just now, doesn't it mean that you have a weak heart?" Wang Xiaoan said.
The female OL's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver.
She stomped her feet in high heels, still a scoundrel's quibble, saying that she was such a fairy who only drank dew, how could she fart!
"Right? I'll ask the other fairies in the room! Do you usually fart? The female OL asked.
The other young ladies in the elevator shook their heads stubbornly.
Wang Xiaoan sneered, this cheek is really thicker than the city wall!
"Did you hear that? We fairies won't do such dirty and dirty things, you stinky man, you are really dirty and dirty! Bully and frame me, this little fairy! The female OL scolded Wang Xiaoan angrily, and the spit stars were sprayed on Wang Xiaoan's face.
Wang Xiaoan was too lazy to continue arguing with this cheeky and stupid woman.
After all, it's a big deal in the first place!
There were also other peacemaker colleagues in the elevator, asking Wang Xiaoan and the female OL to stop arguing.
"Say no more! No matter which of the two of you put it, you can't hold it back when you eat it, it's normal for people! ”
At this time, the door of the elevator also opened, and the big guys walked out of the elevator one after another, and Wang Xiaoan's arm was grabbed as soon as he took a step.
"Don't you want to run away! I'll tell you! My name is Chen Qi! The size is also the head of the planning department in the company! You're in front of so many colleagues! Insulted my honor! It's not over! The female OL looked very unreasonable.
Wang Xiaoan frowned and looked at Chen Qi from head to toe.
"Beauty, what do you mean? Now that the people in the elevator are gone, it's just the two of us! Who put that fart just now, you know it in your heart, and now you are still framing me? To whom? Wang Xiaoan snorted coldly.
The corners of Chen Qi's mouth raised an arrogant and domineering smile, but it was fleeting.
"I didn't frame you, I just wanted to educate you! Farts can be put around, but words can't be talked nonsense! Take me to your security captain! I'm going to make you ugly today! ”
Wang Xiaoan shook his head helplessly, it seems that this Chen Qi is reversing black and white and planting falsehood, so he is annoyed and angry! Relying on her being a team leader in the company, she has a little power, and she wants to make a bully!
Moreover, Chen Qi saw that Wang Xiao'an was dressed ordinarily, so he regarded him as the lowest-ranking security guard in the company, so he dared to pinch him as a soft persimmon!
"Don't say anything else, let your bonus be deducted this month! I still have this power! Chen Qi said triumphantly.
Wang Xiaoan was immediately amused.
"Just a small group leader, there is a dog who has the audacity to bully people? Who gave you the courage? Wang Xiaoan teased.
Chen Qi's face suddenly became even more stinky!
"What's wrong with the group leader! Always better than you stinky security guard! If you have the guts, come with me! See how I cure you! ”
Wang Xiaoan crossed his arms and stared at Chen Qi.
"You just said that you're from the planning department, right? It seems that I really didn't punish the wrong person just now, the upper beam is not right, and the lower beam will be crooked! ”
"Stinky security! Don't be crooked here! ”
Chen Qi dragged Wang Xiaoan out of the elevator and walked towards the security room, but met a bearded man in his early thirties and wearing a suit.
"Alas, Xiao Chen, why are you going?" The mustachioed man looked at Chen Qi and Wang Xiaoan suspiciously.
Chen Qi's fierce expression just now suddenly became flattering and flattering, and he said in a pitiful pleading tone: "Director Mai! I happened to run into you, this stinky security guard bullied me in the elevator just now! I'm about to take him to the security room! ”
The mustachioed man named Director Mai listened to Chen Qi's words, his eyes flickered a few times, and he looked at Wang Xiaoan.
"Is that him? Is he a security guard who just arrived? Why haven't I seen him? He didn't even wear a uniform, how could he bully you? Did you reach out to the groping? ”
This director Mai is just a low-level worker of Airstar Media, and he is not even qualified to participate in company meetings, so naturally he doesn't know Wang Xiaoan, the boss.
"No, he just verbally attacked and insulted me, but those words were excessive! I can't stand it as a girl! Director Mai! You've got to call the shots! Chen Qi threw a wink at Director Mai.
Originally, when he heard that it was just a verbal dispute, Director Mai didn't bother to care, but when he heard Chen Qi's coquettish tone and that meaningful flattering eye, Director Mai suddenly straightened his waist and transformed into a flower messenger.
"Although Xiao Chen's face is not the best, it is also full of youth and vitality, I am still single in my thirties, take this opportunity to hug the beauty, that is not beautiful." Director Mai thought to himself.
Immediately, Director Mai reached out and grabbed Wang Xiaoan's collar, and the domineering spirit of a man eager to courtship and mate rose all over his body.
"Humph! You guy! What kind of ability is it to bully women! If you don't kneel down and apologize to Xiao Chen today! I'll get you out of the company right away! Director Mai shouted angrily at Wang Xiaoan.
"Well, did you ask what happened? And why do you want me to get out of the company without kneeling down and apologizing? Where do you get the power? Wang Xiaoan asked.
"Are you fucking deaf? Didn't you hear Xiao Chen, she just called me supervisor? I'm the supervisor, and I'm going to drive you stinky security guard away! Isn't it as simple as picking up a dog? Director Mai said with a bang.
Hearing this, the corners of Wang Xiaoan's mouth rose and he clapped his hands twice.
"Oh, Director Mai, you are such a big official! Being a small supervisor in the company is so awesome, if you are allowed to be a manager, you are afraid that you will not even take our company's president Wang in your eyes, right? Wang Xiaoan joked.
"Where did you get so much...... Director Mai raised his feet in leather shoes and was about to kick Wang Xiaoan, but seeing Wang Xiaoan's fearless and domineering eyes, his legs suddenly hung in the air.
Not only that, but Director Mai's heart also began to drum.
"Why did this kid use the company's president Wang to pressure me for no reason? And he is not afraid of my title as a supervisor at all, could it be that he and Mr. Wang have some kind of kinship......"
After all, he is an old fox in the workplace, and the cautious Director Mai suddenly restrained his arrogant expression, raised his neck and said, "I...... How dare I disrespect our Mr. Wang? He is handsome when he is young, but he is my idol in life! I've always admired him as my own father! It's you! His old man's name! Is it you stinky guy who deserves it? Where are you? ”
After saying this, Director Mai looked at Wang Xiaoan's face quite uneasily, praying that he would not hear it from this guy's mouth, he was a distant relative of Mr. Wang or something like that.
Wang Xiaoan shrugged.
"Which onion am I? I am Mr. Wang himself, who is admired by you as your father! ”
As soon as these words came out, Director Mai and Chen Qi were dumbfounded.
But the next second, both of them burst out laughing.
"Stinky thing! You're looking for death, aren't you? Pretend to be Mr. Wang! Now it's serious! But it's not something you can do by kneeling down and apologizing! Director Mai narrowed his eyes and said in a subdued tone.
"Mr. Wang, such a dragon is a figure who can't see the end of the head! I've been in the company for more than half a year, and I've never seen him once! And he has a special elevator in and out of the company! Before you lie, you have to do some homework! Chen Qi said disdainfully.
The corners of Wang Xiaoan's mouth raised a shallow smile, flicked his nails, and said: "Indeed, I usually see the head and the tail of the dragon, basically I haven't been to the company much, and I rarely came back today, so I grabbed a few traitors in the company, and at the same time reminded me that I want to rectify the company's internal situation, so I paid a private visit to sympathize with the people's feelings, unfortunately, you two hit my gun!" ”
Director Mai and Chen Qi glanced at each other, still not believing Wang Xiaoan's words.
"Hahaha! You're not done pretending to be done, are you? Mr. Wang, if you are a stinky dick like you, our dogs will be able to speak human language! Chen Qi crossed his hands on his hips and laughed loudly.
As soon as Chen Qi's words fell, a series of barking suddenly came from the corridor behind her and Director Mai.
Pets are not allowed in the company.
Director Mai and Chen Qi turned their heads in shock, and then saw the scene that made both of their jaws drop.
The company's senior executive, Sister Fat, and the director of their planning department, actually crawled on the corridor on all fours!
Moreover, the mouths of the two of them are still learning to be watery.
Behind the fat sister and the planning director was a group of colleagues from the planning department who were stunned and surprised.
"Sister Fei, Director Liu, what are you doing...... What are you doing? Performance art? Director Mai asked blankly.
Sister Fei and the planning director replied loudly in unison, "I ...... We made a big mistake! Insulting Mr. Wang, he also wants to betray the company's self-reliance! Apologize for it! ”
Wang Xiaoan stretched and pouted at Chen Qi.
"See? Dogs can also speak human language! ”
And the fat sister and the planning director heard Wang Xiaoan's voice, and their bodies were violently shaken.
The two of them crawled to Wang Xiaoan's feet.
"Mr. Wang! Did you see that? Neither of us was lazy and slippery! I am sincerely fulfilling my gratitude to you! ”
Chen Qi and Director Mai's chin was instantly longer than before.
"Wang ...... Mr. Wang? ”