It is said that the Emperor said that he introduced me to a master, but I waited for a long time, but I didn't see anyone else appearing, so I couldn't help asking, "What about the master you said introduced to me?" Why haven't you come yet? ”

Emperor Xudu smiled and said, "Goodbye." "The body faded until it was gone.

This guy is playing tricks again.

Since Master didn't show up, then I had to wait.

It's strange to think about it, Emperor Xudu actually thought of introducing me to a ghost to be my master, no matter how I think about it, I feel awkward. What kind of ghost could it be? That must be more powerful than the thousand-year-old ghosts like Zhu'er and Lu Jinjian, could it still be two thousand-year-old, five-thousand-year-old, or even tens of thousand-year-old ghosts? Damn, I really don't know what a 10,000-year-old ghost looks like. No...... It can't look like a monkey, right?

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but laugh myself.

At this time, someone knocked softly on my door.

"Come in." I pulled the quilt over and covered it a little more, and said.

Wang Yan opened the door and crept in.

"So early? What's up? I said.

"Someone is looking for you." Wang Yan said, her face was a little strange for some reason.

"Someone came looking for me so early?" I can't help but be a little strange, could it be that Chen Xiaogang and Feng Yongning, why did those guys come to the door? "Who is it?"

Wang Yan's face became even more strange, and said, "He said it was your father......"

"My dad?!" I couldn't help but sit up with a "whew", and Wang Yan hurriedly turned her head in fright. Actually, although I used to sleep naked when I lived alone, I still wear at least a pair of pants now.

Damn, it must be Chen Xiaogang and Feng Yongning who killed them, otherwise, how could anyone dare to take advantage of me? These guys are not small, they dare to kill my base camp, are I really dead?

I was angry and said, "You go down first, and I'll come right away." Wake up the pearl too. ”

"Zhu'er has already gotten up." Wang Yan said, "She doesn't know that person either, I don't know if it's your father." ”

After Wang Yan finished speaking, she went out.

So, isn't it Chen Xiaogang and Feng Yongning?

I hurriedly put on my clothes and went downstairs.

There were only three people in the living room.

In addition to Wang Yan and Zhu'er standing cautiously beside them, there was also a very thin and dry old man squatting next to the sofa.

Yes, the old man was squatting next to the couch, not sitting on it.

When he saw me, the little old man stood up.

Now, I can see this person clearly.

I saw that this little old man didn't have a hair on his head, and he was as shiny and shiny as Qin Taotian, and the clothes on his body were wrinkled and white, and he couldn't see the original color for a long time; The pants were pulled up to the calves, and the color was similar to that of the clothes; On his feet was a pair of liberation shoes, which had also been washed white.

The little old man had a pipe in his hand, and he looked at me with squinted eyes, looking drowsy.

This old peasant-like guy is the guy who calls himself my dad?

I walked over to the couch across from the old man and sat down, and said in a somewhat disgusted tone, "You're the one who calls himself my father?" ”

The little old man smoked his pipe, squinted at me, and said nothing.

I said, "My dad has been dead for years, I don't know when he came back to life?" How did it come back to life? ”

The little old man suddenly sprang forward, and at once he was in front of me, and with his right hand he grabbed my right ear.

"Little bunny, what kind of virtue do you think you are? This big look, do you treat my old man like this? Do you see my old man dressed rusticly, so he uses this dog face to face Lao Tzu? Do you think you're really a master? I'm telling you, in front of me, put away your ghostly virtue as soon as it's too late! ”

The old man spoke like a machine gun, fast and urgent, with a sharp voice, and a puff of smoke from his mouth that sprayed straight into my face.

This guy, the shot is like lightning, I just feel that my eyes are flashing, my ears have been caught by him, and I don't even have a little instinctive reaction time.

Moreover, this guy is really not joking, he grabbed my ears so hard and so hard that my mouth was crooked.

"Let go of me, I don't know you!" I screamed loudly, afraid that the guy would tear my ears off with a heavy hand, and covered my ears with both hands.

"Damn, I think you really want to go to heaven and dare to talk to Lao Tzu like this! Come with me and see what Lao Tzu teaches you! With that, he dragged my ears and walked out the door.

I couldn't help it, so I had to follow him outside.

"Master!" Zhu'er wanted to come forward to help, but she probably couldn't figure out the relationship between the little old man and me, so she still didn't dare to make a rash move, and she was so anxious that she was sweating.

The little old man dragged me out into the open space before he let go.

I was furious, roared, flew up and kicked the little old man in the chest.

"Oh, you still dare to do it with my old man?!" The little old man shook his body, somehow dodged my sharp kick, stretched out his left hand, and grabbed my right ear.

This guy really hit every shot, and I couldn't dodge it at all.

My ears hurt and I couldn't do it again.

"Are you convinced?" The little old man shouted.

"If you don't accept it, you won't accept it if you kill Lao Tzu!" I gritted my teeth, my voice louder than the old man, and a sense of humiliation arose.

"Not convinced, aren't you?" The old man said, "If you don't accept it, then I'll give you a chance, if you can punch me and kick me, I will even if you win, Lao Tzu will call you dad in turn!" If not, you will go with Lao Tzu! ”

As he spoke, the old man let go of my ear.

I didn't speak, I yelled, and kicked out with all my strength, wishing I could kick that guy to death.

However, instead of kicking, I somehow got into the air, and after volleying two somersaults, I fell to the ground with a "snap".

This time, it fell so hard that Venus appeared in front of my eyes, and I don't know if the tail vertebrae were broken.

"If you have the ability, get up and come back." The little old man said teasingly.

I gritted my teeth and got up, and my two fists slammed into me like a storm.

And then—

I fell again, in the opposite position, just on my back, this time I fell, but luckily I didn't lose my teeth.

Seeing that I had fallen so badly, Zhu'er screamed and finally made a move.

Zhu'er's martial arts are naturally thousands of times better than mine, and she flew up, her legs were linked, and she kicked more than a dozen kicks to the little old man's upper three roads.

"Get out of here, don't bother my old man to teach the juniors!" With a wave of the little old man's hand, the pearl flew upside down like a kite with a broken string, and was about to crash into the wall.

However, Zhu'er's martial arts were not weak after all, and with two feet on the wall, she pounced on the little old man at a faster speed.

"Don't bother me!" The little old man said dissatisfied.

And then—

Zhu'er was hit by the same bright moon as me, and the whole person fell to the ground, and it seemed that he fell harder than me, and he couldn't even get up.

Then, the little old man looked at me and said with a teasing smile, "How is it?" Stinky boy, have you taken it? If you don't accept it, get up and continue! ”

I immediately gritted my teeth and got up again.

I'm like this, if you want to kill me, you want me to write a word "service"? It's hard!

However, after being thrown by the old guy for more than a dozen times in a row, although I was still not convinced, I could no longer get up.

The bones around my body seemed to be broken, and tears welled up in my eyes in pain, but I managed to hold back them.

"You've lost." The old man said, and as he walked over and grabbed my back, he lifted my garment, as easily as a chicken.

The little old man carried me straight to my Mercedes.

The door was unlocked, so the little old man shoved me into the cab, and then walked around the front of the car and got into the passenger seat.

"Drive." The little old man said.

"you!" I yelled angrily.

"My mother is your grandmother." The little old man snorted coldly and said.

In anger, I didn't understand what the little old man meant, and continued to scold: "Get out of your ......"

Without a word of scolding, the little old man suddenly slapped me on the top of the head.

All I could hear was a loud "pop", as if someone had been snorted with a brick.

"Lao Tzu is your master, didn't Emperor Xudu tell you kid?" I was about to pounce on the little old man and fight him, but I heard him speak.

I couldn't help but be stunned, and repeated stupidly: "Master? ”

"My name is Xiang Tianwen." The little old man said coldly, "Do you think you've suffered enough today?" Hmph, this is just pediatrics, the next month, see how Lao Tzu takes off a few layers of skin for you! ”