Chapter 15: No Return

"Lao Tzu disagrees!" I'm very spirational.

The Emperor looked incredulous, as if he had no idea that I would refuse his invitation.

Damn, did he think that as soon as he opened his mouth, I couldn't wait to accept it?

Emperor Xudu's face gradually sank, his brows furrowed slightly, and his eyes squinted at me.

He...... He seemed to be angry......

Suddenly, I felt a tremendous pressure coming at me from all directions, and it was getting bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger, like a wall squeezing into the middle, trying to squash and up!

I'm out of breath!

My soul trembled!

Only then did I realize that the "person" in front of me was the Emperor of Xudu and the king of the underworld!

After a long, long time, just as I felt like I was about to explode, the tremendous pressure suddenly disappeared, and I suddenly felt as if I was about to fly.

I gasped for breath.

"Can you tell me why?" When I had calmed down a bit, Emperor Xudu asked.

I don't dare to do it again.

But does that mean you want me to give in? Then you're underestimating me! What's the difference between you and forcing someone to submit with a gun?

I asked rhetorically, "There are billions of people in the world, why do you have to look for me?" ”

Emperor Xudu pondered for a moment, as if he was considering whether to tell me the truth, and only after a while did he say: "Because you were born very specially, I can't find anyone else except you." ”

"My special origin?" I came from an ordinary peasant family, and I don't understand what is special about this background.

"It's not birth, it's birth. When you are born, it is the time when the lunar year is cloudy, the moon is cloudy, and such a moment will only be encountered once in 12,000 years. People born at this time are naturally special people who happen once in 10,000 years. As for what is special, I can't tell you clearly now, but you will understand it later. You just need to know that people born at this time have a body that can directly connect the two worlds of yin and yang. ”

Directly connecting the two worlds of yin and yang? Belch......

I was even more strange: "It's my birthday, I don't think there's anything special. ”

"I naturally know it's your birthday. If it weren't for your birthday, I wouldn't be looking for you, or you wouldn't be able to go back later. Emperor Xudu said patiently, "Of course, the time in the world is nothing, I am talking about the time of the underworld, and your birth time is different." That is, if we miss you, we will have to wait another 12,000 years. ”

Well, his reasons here are good enough that I am speechless.

Emperor Xudu looked at me with bottomless eyes: "So, I also hope that you don't refuse." Even if you refuse, I will not give up, and I will continue to look for you in the future until you agree. ”

I can't imagine that Emperor Xudu, the king of the underworld, would also play such a rogue trick.

I feel a little crying and laughing, this kind of method seems to be a little inconsistent with the image and identity of Emperor Xudu.

Emperor Xudu looked at me quietly, waiting for my reply.

His eyes were pitch black and bottomless, and I didn't dare look at them directly.

"So...... Since you are so sincere...... Belch...... How much do you pay me? "I had to ask about the treatment.

"Salary?" Emperor Xudu was stunned for a moment, he didn't seem to have thought about this question yet.

"Don't tell me that you don't have a salary to work for nothing!" I said with a sneer.

"This ...... Uh......" Emperor Xudu hesitated, "Of course, we use the underworld coins, do you want them?" ”

"Nonsense, what do you say?" I smiled wryly and said, "So, you want me to volunteer for free?" I'm sorry, I'm not available. ”

Emperor Xudu was silent.

"I really don't have time, I think I can fight for a little more in my life, and I haven't gotten to the point of giving up. I want to make money, I want to buy what I want, I want to go where I want to go, and I really don't have time to volunteer for you for free. ”

Emperor Xudu looked at me and said, "But...... Don't you think the work I've given you is meaningful? ...... for the way of heaven"

"I know it's meaningful, and I have a lot of power," I interrupted Emperor Xudu rudely, "but that's why I'm even more incompetent." The stakes are high, I have to put in a lot of energy and time, and a small mistake can affect the fate of a person, or even a family. But I can't make money to eat while taking on such a big responsibility. ”

I sneered and added, "I heard that some judges are confused, causing other people's families to be ruined, and in order to make up for their mistakes, they persecute others for half their lives. I can't do that. ”

Emperor Xudu ignored my sarcasm and said in a deep voice, "Do you mean that you will not consider this job until you have earned enough money, you don't have to worry about living, and you don't have to worry about being old and helpless in the future?" ”

"Maybe." I said, "Maybe I'll think about it then." ”

But when is there enough money?

"Okay," Emperor Xudu finally nodded, "I won't force you, you can seriously consider my suggestion again." I am sure that you will one day accept my appointment. ”

I didn't talk to him anymore, I got up and left.

"Wait a minute!" Who knew that the Emperor of Xudu stopped me again.

"How?" I stood and turned back.

Emperor Xudu said, "In order for you to find me in the future, I want to give you a gift...... That's kind of compensation for getting you here. ”

I couldn't say that I would never want to see him again in the future, but I just said, "What gift?" ”

I didn't see any movement from the Emperor Xudu, I only felt the keychain hanging on my waist tremble.

Then, Emperor Xudu and the tiger skin chair gradually disappeared into the darkness.

"Go ahead, you only have ten minutes." The voice of the Emperor of Xudu floated through the empty darkness.

I took off the keychain around my waist and took a closer look.

There are still only three keys on the keychain, and there is a little monkey with a smile, exactly the same as before, no abnormality.

What was a gift from Emperor Xudu to me?

I was wondering, but on both sides of the passage in front of me, all the images of my life suddenly disappeared.

Suddenly, I was plunged into the infinite darkness, and my eyes were blackened.

Heaven and earth, front and back, left and right, all very deep and pure black.

In the darkness, there are infinite possibilities.

My body was falling rapidly, and I was falling, and my heart seemed to be hanging in the air.

I don't know where I'm going to fall, I don't know what I'm going to encounter.

Maybe it's an abyss, maybe it's hell.

Maybe there are countless hungry crocodiles waiting with their mouths wide open, or maybe countless evil spirits are desperate to tear me apart.

I had a strong feeling of wanting to vomit, but I couldn't vomit anything, my heart twitched, and my scalp felt numb as if it had been overpowered.

When I thought I was dead, when I faced the king of the underworld, I didn't feel fear. But now, my fear has reached its extreme.

I screamed uncontrollably, as if only shouting could release a little bit of fear in my heart.

I don't know what will happen in the next second......

I never expected that just when I felt as if I was about to shatter, he would fall into the light.

The light pierced my eyes.

When I saw everything in front of me, I never expected that I would be back in the dimly lit hut.

The dim light still shone quietly, and there was not a sound around.

I exhaled and saw that I was still in the same place, but from lying on my stomach to lying on my back.

Yes, I saw myself!

It's an amazing feeling.

A couple of uniformed men were scrambling to save me.

One was helping me stroke my breasts, the other was stretching my legs, and the other was lifting my arms high and lowering them, and several people were sweating profusely.

"You rub the soles of his feet!"

"You pinch his nose and try it!"

"Hurry up, give him artificial respiration !!"

"That's it! I have a solution! ”

A uniform suddenly took off his shoes and put his smelly socks in front of my nose.

The rest of the people were so smoky that pungent and even spicy smell that I didn't react.

"Do you want to dung him?" One of them had another whim.

No, I have to go back quickly, or I'm afraid I'm going to be tossed to death by these guys!

I've seen this on TV, and it seems like all you have to do is pounce on yourself, right?

I lunged towards my body, only to hit the floor and bounce and float.

Wrong?

Oh yes, you should lie down and let your soul and body overlap, and then you can sit up and scare the out of those guys.

I immediately ran over, sat down on my body, and lay down.

However, as soon as the soul is straightened, it will involuntarily float upward.

The soul and the body cannot overlap at all.

I was in a hurry, and I tried several times in a row, but I couldn't succeed!

What's going on?

Don't...... Is the time up? I can't go back?

I almost cried, desperately trying to grab my body, desperately trying to get into it. However, it is like a dog trying to eat the meat in the mirror, and it is in vain!

"Oh no, no, no! His body is getting colder and colder! Someone screamed loudly.

No time, no time!

I continued to try, but in vain.

I...... I...... Am I not going back?!

Emperor Xudu, are you ** kidding me?!