Chapter Seventy-Six: Sailing Out to Sea (End)

"Brother-in-law, you're in a big deal." Ah Zi rubbed the big bag on his head and said resentfully: "It's not good without ten meals." ”

Ling Chi sneered: "Actually, I can cook for you for a lifetime, as long as you can endure the pain of being broken all over your body and paralyzed in bed for a lifetime." ”

Ah Zi's back was cold, and he shook his head hurriedly: "Don't, don't!" I'm all right, all right. ”

"Tease you." Ling Chi smiled and took out a string of sugar gourds: "Eat!" ”

Ah Zi's eyes lit up: "Thank you, brother-in-law." Eating the sweet and sour sugar gourd, Ah Zimeizi: "It's delicious." ”

Ling Chi smiled and asked, "How are you doing these days?" When will you be crowned a county lord? ”

"It's okay!" Ah Zi said: "Except for the bad food, everything else is okay." The county lord has been sealed, I thought there would be a big ceremony! It turned out that there was a seal in the palace, and my sister and I became county lords. ”

"Oh?" Ling Chi smiled: "That's good, you can get a lot of silver every year in the future, right?" ”

"Not much." Ah Zi pouted: "It's only a hundred taels of silver every year, and I'm going to die of shabby." If I had known that there would be such a small amount of silver, I would not have come. ”

"You!" Ling Chi shook his head: "If you don't know how expensive firewood and rice are, an ordinary family of three can't spend five taels of silver a year, and you can get a family of three for twenty years in a year, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?" ”

"Are ordinary people so poor?" Ah Zi was stunned: "I always thought that everyone had a dozen taels of silver!" ”

"Do you think what you think is what you think?" Ling Chi took out a bean paste bag and gnawed on it, and said, "If you get married in the future, don't say such things that have no common sense, after all, you are the wife of the helper, and you must be mentally prepared for the mother's world." ”

"Hmm......" Ah Zi scratched his head: "What should the world be like in Muyi?" ”

"Just like Twins." Ling Chi said, "Shuang'er is the best woman. ”

Ah Zi thought for a while, nodded, and shook his head again: "I can't do it." ”

"Of course you can't." Ling Chi said with a smile: "There is only one pair in the world, you just try your best to do your best, I don't think Brother Qiao will be too demanding of you." ”

"Hmm." Ah Zi finished eating the sugar gourd and said, "By the way, brother-in-law, there is something I have to tell you." ”

"What's the matter?" Ling Chi asked.

"There are two illegitimate daughters in Daddy's house, and they seem to know you." Ah Zi said.

A smile froze on Ling Chi's face, and he hurriedly asked, "Who is it?" ”

"Zhong Ling and Mu Wanqing." Ah Zi said.

"......" Ling Chi pinched his eyebrows: "Mu Wanqing didn't do anything to you, right?" ”

"What can she do to us?" Ah Zi said: "If you want to say anything, I was very cold at first, but when I heard that you are my sister's husband, she stammered so much about my sister, I couldn't stand it." ”

Ling Chi was stunned: "Will she stammer Ah Zhu?" ”

"yes!" Ah Zi said, "What's wrong? ”

"......" Ling Chi pondered for a moment and said, "Before I met Ah Zhu, Mu Wanqing wanted to marry me. ”

Zi: "?!?!? ”

……

The two found a small teahouse, asked for some refreshments, and chatted while eating.

Although the teahouse is small, the tea is not bad, the refreshments are simple, and the time to kill is enough.

Mu Wanqing is a pervert to her master, she has to cover her with a veil, and says that whoever sees her face will either kill him or marry him. I accidentally saw Mu Wanqing's face, and I was entangled by her......"

After listening to Ling Chi talk about the cause and effect between him and Mu Wanqing, Ah Zi frowned: "Sister Mu's master is too much of a thing!" How can you be so nonsense. ”

"Who's to say it's not." Ling Chi swallowed the melon seeds and sighed: "Just like this melon seed, it is obviously native to South America, and the domesticated species were brought to Europe from North America by the Spaniards in 1510, and the result appeared in the Great Song Dynasty in the 11th century, which is really strange." ”

β€œοΌŸοΌŸοΌŸβ€ Ah Zi asked, "Brother-in-law, what are you talking about?" ”

"It's terrible to be uneducated." Ling Chi said disdainfully.

Ah Zi rolled her eyes: "You have culture, right?" Who is rare. ”

Ling Chi smiled: "Okay, let's talk about Mu Wanqing!" What do you think? ”

"What can I think?" Ah Zi said: "If you want me to say, this sister Mu is also a pervert, obviously you broke her legs, and when she heard that you were my sister's husband, not only did she not stay away, but she stammered her sister like a dog." There are too many such people in the Star Sect, and they are all a bunch of cheap bones. ”

"......" Ling Chi was stunned, and a big letter appeared in his headβ€”M!

This Mu Wanqing, should it be ......

Do you want to learn Zhu Zhishan and Sister Pomegranate in the future, the tiger is not powerful, you are my sick cat, hey!

"......" Ling Chi shook his head and said, "I don't want to see her, you tell Ah Zhu and Ah Bi about this when you go back, and then find a chance to come out, and I will take you away." ”

"Isn't it bad to say goodbye without saying goodbye?" Ah Zi said: "Let's leave a letter!" ”

"You can do it!" Ling Chi said: "In order to prevent the grass from startling the snake, we will meet at the back door of the palace tonight, and we will go out of the city overnight." ”

"No, I don't have to!" Ah Zi said: "It's March, as long as we say that we will go out, there will be a carriage to take us out of the city." ”

"......" Ling Chi slapped Ah Zi on the head: "Then scare the snake, do as I say!" ”

"Woo woo, you're hitting me again......"

……

On the third watch of the night, Ah Zi and Ah Zhu, Ah Bi came to the back door of the palace with a big burden and a small burden, and left Dali City with Ling Chi overnight, and when Mu Wanqing found out the next day, the whole person was stunned.

You...... Don't you even want to see me?

Two lines of tears slid down Mu Wanqin's cheeks, wetting the ground.

"Sister Mu......" Zhong Ling didn't know how to comfort him.

Mu Wanqing turned around and left, and soon after, she changed into a black Jianghu outfit, rode a BMW, and left the city.

The murderous aura came out of her, and the frightened chickens and dogs jumped along the way: If you don't marry me, even if you are at the end of the world, I will kill you!

At this time, Ling Chi had already taken Azhu and the others hundreds of miles away from Dali City, and was washing by a small river, catching fish and shrimp for barbecue.

"Brother-in-law, when you go to Luoyang, where are you and your sister going?" Eating fragrant grilled fish, Ah Zi asked.

"Let's go around!" Ling Chi said: "It's only March now, just take Azhu and Abi to enjoy the beauty of the world, and then go to Zhoushan to meet Grandma Tong and go to sea to hunt for treasure." ”

Ah Zi's eyes were shining, and he said, "It's so good!" I want to go too. ”

"You'd better be your helper's wife!" Ling Chi smiled: "If I want to play, I will play with you in the future." ”

Ah Zi pouted: "Hmph! If you don't go, you won't go, and I won't take you with me if I have fun in the future. ”

"Whatever you want." Ling Chi gave the roasted clams to Ah Zhu and Ah Bi and said, "Eat more." ”

"Thank you, young master." Ah Zhu called back the young master.

"Let's call Brother Ling!" Ling Chi said: "In the future, Abi will also call me Brother Ling." ”

Ah Zhu smiled slightly: "That...... Brother Ling. ”

"That's right." Ling Chi smiled: "You are the daughter of the prince, and it would be too wronged for you to be my maid." After a pause: "But I won't marry you either, I hope you understand." ”

A hint of gloom flashed in Ah Zhu's eyes, and he forced a smile and said, "I understand." ”

"You're not going to marry my sister!?" Ah Zi was a little stingy: "How can you do this!" ”

"How?" Ling Chi glanced at her and said, "It's not that you don't know that I'm a flowery person. ”

"......" Ah Zi was speechless.

"Alright." Ah Zhu persuaded: "Brother Ling has been very good to me, except that he can't marry me, he has never treated me badly. ”

"Azhu is right." Abi said: "The young master is the best person in the world, and any woman who wants to monopolize the young master is delusional." ”

"That's a bit too much." Ling Chi said with a smile: "Everyone has selfish intentions, and they want to monopolize beautiful things when they see them, the difference is only whether they have the ability to monopolize it." It's just a pity that I'm too good to be monopolized by a woman. ”

Third Daughter: "......"

Ah Zi vomited: "I have never seen such a brazen person as you." ”

"What brazenness? Brother, this is called self-confidence. Ling Chi shook his hair: "With Rejoice, it's so confident." ”

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"And." Ling Chi looked at Ah Bi: "Didn't you ask you to call Brother Ling!" Why is it still called a young master? ”

Ah Bi smiled slightly and said, "The young master is good to Ah Bi, and Ah Bi is grateful, but Ah Bi can't help but not know what to do." The young master will always be the young master, and Abi will never exceed the rules. ”

"......" Sensing Abi's resoluteness, Ling Chi nodded: "Whatever you want!" ”

The barbecue was quickly eaten, and Ling Chi poured water on the fire and said, "Let's go!" Strive to cross the river today. ”

The third girl nodded, jumped on the wheelbarrow, and the next moment, it was already speeding towards the north.

About two hours after they left, Mu Wanqing rode to the river, she was tired and thirsty, and immediately ran to the river to drink a few sips of water, but when she saw many fish bones, shrimp shells, clam shells, and the lingering fragrance of these things that had not yet dissipated, she immediately leaned over and smelled it, and an unprecedented fragrance made her eyes squint.

To be able to grill these ordinary fish and shrimp so deliciously, she can only think of one person. Just looking at the freshness of these residues, I'm afraid it's been two or three hours.

"You ran so fast!" Mu Wanqing looked at the already tired BMW, and gritted her teeth: "Damn! I won't give up! ”

……

At noon that day, Ling Chi took the three daughters to the Yangtze River ferry, and then got on the ferry, arrived on the other side of the Yangtze River in the afternoon, and entered the Sichuan border. After another half an hour, he stopped in a small town to rest.

Coming here, Ling Chi thought of the Ageless Changchun Valley, thinking that when he left the Ageless Changchun Valley, there were still two purple-level beasts there that had not been conquered by him, and this place was not too far from the Immortal Changchun Valley.

Ling Chi touched his chin and decided to go to the Immortal Changchun Valley at night to subdue the two strange beasts. They did not rely on any external force, and only relied on their own skills to reach the purple level, which was unique among all the diners conquered by Ling Chi.

Although Wang Chongyang is also a purple character, he only broke through after receiving Ling Chi's physical recuperation, if there was no Ling Chi, he would have died a long time ago.

With two alien beasts so powerful, there's no reason to let them go.

……

That night, Ling Chi jumped out of the inn window, pinpointed the direction, and shot away in the direction of the Immortal Changchun Valley.

Now that Ling Chi has eaten the limit value of ordinary purple, his agility attribute has reached a terrifying two thousand points. If an ordinary person jogs, he can run twelve kilometers in almost an hour, which is equivalent to 1 point of agility, and Ling Chi's agility is two thousand times that of ordinary people, if it is calculated normally, his speed should reach more than 24,000 kilometers per hour, which is equivalent to 20 times the speed of sound.

But no.

Ling Chi himself calculated that if he ran with all his might, let alone an hour, after five minutes, he would be exhausted and paralyzed, but in those five minutes, he could run 500 kilometers, which was 6,000 kilometers per hour. It's almost five times the speed of sound.

But if you allocate your physical strength and jog for an hour, you can only run more than 2,000 kilometers, which is only twice the speed of sound.

Faced with the discrepancy between the enigmatic agility points and the calculated data, Ling Chi also asked the system, and the system's answer was: "Full agility can only appear in an instantaneous burst for 0.1 seconds." ”

This answer made Ling Chi suddenly realize that the fastest time for human beings was originally the moment when it exploded instantly, not when running at full speed, so that the 20 times the speed of sound that he thought he thought could only appear in an instant, and when it was counted as running at a constant speed, it was only twice the speed of sound, a full ten times lower.

But even so, twice the speed of sound is already amazing, the maximum speed of modern mainstream fighters is like this, and Ling Chi is running at a constant speed, if he sprints with all his strength, he can reach five times the speed of sound in an instant, even if it is F22 or J-20, it can't catch up.

Ling Chi can cross his waist for a while.

The Immortal Changchun Valley is only more than 200 kilometers away from the town, and Ling Chi ran at full speed for two minutes to arrive, at this time, looking at his physical strength, it dropped by 40%, and the proportion was normal.

Entering the Immortal Changchun Valley, the villagers here are sleeping soundly, and no one patrols the night.

In addition to this, he found a number of anomalies.

The aura here is not as abundant as before.

Ling Chi pinched his chin and said in his heart: It seems that there is no immortal spring water, and there is no difference between here and the outside world.

Without further delay, he ran towards the purple hedgehog's territory.

The sound of his footsteps woke up the sleeping hedgehog, and when he saw that it was him, the hedgehog ran over with some excitement, and stood up in front of him, stretched out his front paws and gestured to his mouth, squeaking.

"......" Ling Chi smiled and said, "Brother Hedgehog, do you want to eat something delicious?" ”

"Squeak." The hedgehog nodded repeatedly.

"I've got it ready for you." Ling Chi took out ten plates of the same dish in one go, and said, "Eat!" ”

The hedgehog's little mung bean eyes suddenly lit up, and he excitedly pounced on these dishes and feasted on them.

"Squeak (delicious)!"

When the hedgehog had eaten the eighth plate, Ling Chi finally heard the long-lost prompt sound.

"Ding, conquer the stomach of the ordinary purple eater's big thorn, +1 number of conquests. Drops normal purple recipes - no way to eat. ”

"No way to eat: a common purple recipe that can be turned into a steel needle to ward off enemies in case of danger. Effects do not stack. ”

Seeing the attributes of this recipe, Ling Chi only had two words in his mind - awesome!

It's the first time I've seen this kind of effect when I grow so big, and my hair turns into a steel needle...... He decided that when he encountered an enemy in the future, he would hit people with his head and stab them to death.

Taking advantage of the fact that the big thorn was in a fantasy realm, Ling Chi put away the two dishes that had not been moved and ran towards the monkey's territory.

At this time, the golden retriever monkey had just finished pampering his mother monkey and was sleeping on a branch, when suddenly a small pebble flew over and hit her in the skull.

The golden monkey opened its eyes, which shimmered golden in the night, and everything was clearly reflected in its eyes, and everything was hidden.

It saw a familiar human waving at it.

"Squeak!" The golden monkey rushed to Ling Chi like lightning, squeaking and rolling over him.

"Hey, what? I didn't have anything to eat. Ling Chi said.

Hearing this, the golden retriever monkey instantly sat down on the ground, shrugged his head, and looked bored.

"......" Ling Chi chuckled, and two plates of dishes suddenly appeared in his hand, which were the two plates that were taken away from the big thorn: "Look, what is this?" ”

"Squeak!" The golden retriever's eyes lit up again, and he hurriedly grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth, not to mention how happy it was.

Soon, the two dishes were eaten by the golden retriever monkey, and a pair of golden eyes stared at him.

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He took out two more dishes: "Eat!" ”

"Squeak." The golden retriever monkey barked twice happily and feasted heartily.

Two and two, two and two, until he had twenty-four plates, he finally heard the damn tone.

"Ding, conquer the stomach of the ordinary purple eater golden-eyed monkey, +1 number of conquests. Drops the normal purple recipe - Golden Eye. ”

"Golden Eye: Ordinary purple recipes, you can see through the authenticity of everything at the same level and below. Effects do not stack. ”

Ling Chi's eyes lit up again, Brother Monkey, you're so awesome!

When the golden-eyed monkey woke up from the illusion, Ling Chi asked, "Brother Monkey, do you want to follow me to a place with countless delicacies?" ”

"Squeak?" The golden-eyed monkey understood his words and asked him with his eyes, "Where is it?" ”

"Far away." Ling Chi said: "If you want to go with me, you have to leave everything here, do you have to do it?" ”

"......" The golden-eyed monkey was silent for a long time, and turned his head to look at the sleeping monkeys, where there were its mother monkeys and children.

"Squeak." The golden-eyed monkey pointed to the group of monkeys and seemed to ask: Can you take them with you?

"Nope." Ling Chi shook his head, there were too many monkeys in this group, at least more than three hundred. Monkeys are naughty by nature, and if you get them all in, the farm will have to be turned upside down.

Let them manage the orchard? Pull it down! What's the difference between that and the Jade Emperor letting Sun Wukong manage Pan Taoyuan?

So Ling Chi resolutely refused.

The golden-eyed monkey instantly fell.

Ling Chi couldn't bear to look at it, and said, "That's it!" I can let you bring a female monkey. ”

The golden-eyed monkey's eyes lit up, and he stretched out five fingers, no, not five, but two hands, a total of ten.

"......" Ling Chi turned around and left.

"Squeak!" The golden-eyed monkey grabbed him and gestured five fingers.

Ling Chi continued walking.

"Squeak!" The golden-eyed monkey only stretched out two fingers this time and looked at him pitifully.

"......" Ling Chi said helplessly: "Okay! ”

"Squeak!" The golden-eyed monkey happily somersaulted and ran towards the group of monkeys.

Soon, it selected two of the most beautiful female monkeys and dragged them towards Ling Chi.

"Squeak (I picked it)." The golden-eyed monkey blinked: "Squeak (go)?" ”

"......" Ling Chi looked at the two female monkeys, their bodies were very small, only fifty or sixty centimeters tall, half shorter than the golden-eyed monkeys, and they looked very young, it seemed that they were only five or six years old, converted to human age, it was about thirteen or fourteen years old!

Ling Chi glanced at the golden-eyed monkey, the golden-eyed monkey didn't understand Ling Chi's eyes, and only felt very strange.

"Squeak?"

Ling Chi shook his head: "It's nothing, let's go now!" ”

"Recruit the golden-eyed monkey, recruit the big thorn, recruit these two little female monkeys."

……

The next day, near evening, Ling Chi sent Ah Zi to Luoyang. Under the retention of Qiao Feng and Ah Zi, he, Ah Zhu and Ah Bi stayed in Luoyang for another three days before leaving.

The day after they left, Mu Wanqing went straight to the helm of the beggar gang: "Ling Chi! Come out and die! ”

"......" Ah Zi poked his head out: "Ah! It's Sister Mu! You're late, my brother-in-law left yesterday. ”

Mu Wanqing took a deep breath and asked, "Where did he go?" ”

"I don't know." Ah Zi said with a smile: "My brother-in-law said that I would take my sister to travel all over the world and eat all the world's delicacies, but I don't know where I am at this time!" But I can tell you that they went north, as if they were going to the prairie to eat roasted whole sheep. ”

"......" Mu Wanqing immediately turned the horse's head and galloped towards the north.

Ah Zi looked at her departing figure and sighed lightly: "It's not that there are no good men in the world, why bother!" ”

……

As Ah Zi said, Ling Chi took Ah Zhu and Ah Bi to the northern prairie.

The most on the prairie are cattle, sheep and horses, Ling Chi came to eat some beef and mutton, and secondly, to inspect the varieties here, if there are good varieties, he wants to put a batch into the pasture.

Ah Zhu and Ah Bi didn't know what he was thinking, they just happily followed him here and there, and ate countless delicacies. And Ling Chi went around the whole north, saw many breeds of cattle, sheep and horses, and finally installed a herd of wild horses in the pasture, as well as many kinds of sheep, several kinds of cattle, and some wild deer, fragrant roe deer, etc., which can be included in the pasture.

Although Qiao Feng has not yet been recruited, there are idlers on the farm, and it is no problem for them to work part-time as herdsmen for the time being.

The three of them stayed in the northern grassland for a month, and then went south again, but this time it was a trip all the way, allowing Azhu and Abi to spend the most lively time in their lives.

And although Mu Wanqing, who was chasing them, could find their traces every time, it was only one step away every time, until Ling Chi and his party came to Zhoushan at the end of June and stayed in an inn for a few days, Mu Wanqing finally caught up with them.

"Ling Chi! Come out and die! ”

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Seeing Mu Wanqing, who had lost a lot of weight, Ling Chi sighed: "Girl Mu, why are you bothering? ”

Mu Wanqing stared at him stubbornly: "If you don't marry me, I can only kill you, even if it is the end of the world, you don't want to escape." ”

"I've got a lot of women, are you sure you can stand it?"

"I can't stand it!" Mu Wanqing had already figured it out, gritted her teeth and said, "I just want to kill you now!" ”

"......" Ling Chi shook his head: "Then don't blame me." ”

There were two clicks, and with Mu Wanqing's screams, her two legs were broken again.

When Wu Xingyun, Shuang'er, and Sijian came to Zhoushan, they happened to see this scene and couldn't help but be stunned.

Ling Chi shrugged: "If she wants to kill me, I can only break her legs." ”

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"Grandma Tong, please send someone to send her back to the Nanwang Mansion in Dali Town, this woman is really crazy." Ling Chi said.

Wu Xingyun nodded, and asked Sijian to call the gang under the Vulture Palace in Zhoushan to send Mu Wanqing back to Dali.

"Ling Chi! Ling Chi! I'll kill you! I'm going to kill you! Mu Wanqing's face was hideous: "You can't escape!" You'll never be able to escape! ”

As Mu Wanqing's roar faded away, Ling Chi sighed: "It's also a sin to be handsome!" ”

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Wu Xingyun kicked him: "The sea ship is built, let's go!" ”

"Hmm." Ling Chi smiled slightly: "This time, I don't know if I can come back alive, if we are trapped on an isolated island, what should we do?" ”

Wu Xingyun glanced at him and said lightly: "Then live on the isolated island." ”

"It's lonely without popularity."

"Then have a baby."

"Hehe, are you raw?"

"Begging for a beating!"

(Tentordo, end)

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