Chapter 0034: Yin Soldier Borrows the Way
Fortunately, there are basically ordinary people in our line, even if it is the worst, I have fought ghosts in Tao Village, and the living dead have been hacked on Qinling Mountain, not to mention others, so even if Tsing Yi's speculation casts a shadow on our hearts, but on the whole, the mood is still relatively stable, not to mention that there is Tsing Yi, a big master who can kill the drought, even if the thing in the ancient temple town is particularly fierce, we also have the strength to fight, and it is estimated that there is no big problem to save a life and escape, Otherwise, we wouldn't dare to come to this Qinling Ancient Tomb Group.
"Alright, let's all get ready."
Zhang Jinya waved his hand and stood up: "At least we still have to eat dinner, if there is something that dares to come up and toss at night, we have the strength to it!" ”
As soon as he said this, we people realized that our stomachs were already rumbling with hunger, and we were making a fuss about the ten halls of Yama just now, and we even forgot the most important part of eating, and started to get busy at the moment. In this deep mountain, the most indispensable thing is dry wood, in addition to the ancient temple can pick up a large handful, so it didn't take long to light the bonfire, a few people around the fire roasting beef jerky, not long a tempting meat fragrance wafted all over the ancient temple, smelling this fragrance, our mood is finally better.
This time, the beef jerky was purchased by Zhang Jinya, it is said that it was produced in Inner Mongolia, when Genghis Khan was fighting, the soldier's military ration was this thing, and it was roasted on the fire, and the taste was called a fragrant, and it was full to eat three or four taels of water, which tasted more than compressed biscuits and energy bars.
"It's moving, it's moving."
Zhang Jinya couldn't help it for a long time, withdrew a large piece and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing his mouth full of oil, and then bowed to the ten halls of Yama Elephant behind him: "I'm really embarrassed, anyway, you can't even control that fucking dirty thing, Lao Tzu won't give you some worship, now in this social reality, you have to starve if you are incompetent." ”
After saying that, he grinned, revealing his golden teeth, looking indescribably obscene.
When I saw this scene, I was speechless, what kind of person is this......
But what they do is to be ungodly and not afraid of ghosts, because if you are in awe of these things, you will not be able to deal with them, so not only Zhang Jinya, but even other people did not look at those Ten Hall Yamas, but they were not as mouthful as Zhang Jinya, and they had to go up and lose two sentences before they could stop.
Of course, if you don't do what they do, and you don't have the ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons, when you pass through some abandoned temples and Taoist temples and other places, you still have to offer some worship to the shrine inside when you eat, after all, there are certain sayings in this regard, there are folk rumors that those abandoned temples and Taoist temples have the incense breath left by the former monks and Taoist priests, and these incense breaths are also very attractive to those lonely souls and wild ghosts, so generally when temples and Taoist temples are abandoned, There's a good chance you'll get some dirty stuff to live in, and if you don't give it to the dirty stuff when you pass by, I'm afraid it'll come to you and grab it......
After eating, none of us rested, but sat around the fire.
It's not that I'm not tired, but I don't dare to sleep!
We will beg grandpa to tell grandma if we can spend the night without incident, and as for rest, it is a bit of a luxury for us now.
At this time, Rosa walked up to me: "Let me see your injuries!" ”
This woman took special care of me in life along the way, so she was not surprised when she suddenly came to see me hurt, nodded and took off her shirt directly, anyway, the place where the injury was not unsightly, and I was not afraid of her looking.
After a day's drive today, my wound was oozing blood again, and there were red and yellow blood stains everywhere on the gauze, and the wound location was basically connected to the gauze.
Rosa frowned, and then said to me: "I'm afraid I have to pull it down, it hurts a little, I'll pull it when I count to three, you bear with it." ”
I nodded.
As a result, Rosa tore off the gauze without saying a word, and suddenly gave me such a blow, and screamed out in pain at that time.
"What are you shouting?"
Rosa frowned and looked at me: "A big man, why can't he even endure this pain?" ”
Blame me?
I felt unhappy for a while, and glared at the woman fiercely: "Didn't you say that you only pulled the gauze until you counted to three?" ”
"Lie to you."
Rosa's expression was very indifferent, her face was not red and her heart was not beating, I really couldn't understand how she could do this as a woman, so she looked up and said to me: "I'm also for your good, I said count to three, then all your attention will be focused on counting to three, and only then will your body tense to deal with the next severe pain, but in that case, it is easy to tear the wound by pulling the gauze." ”
I felt a little more comfortable in my heart, and looked down at my wounds, the two blood holes left by the tomb tiger on my shoulders were still very obvious, and the wounds were still very swollen, but the skin and flesh of that piece were almost the same as normal skin color, no longer the same as yesterday, the wounds looked black, old and scary, I didn't feel the wound when I squeezed it with my hand, the blood left behind was black and smelly, and the smell was the same as the smell of the corpse after it was rotten, not to mention how disgusting, Anyway, I was a little disgusted with myself at that time.
"It's basically all right, your life has been saved."
Rosa glanced at me, took out a roll of gauze and began to bandage my wounds, and said to me while bandaging: "In the past two days, you have paid more attention to your wounds, and come to me every half day to change the gauze for you, don't get infected, otherwise you will get tetanus in this barren mountain and wilderness, and then I will have to cut off your rotten flesh with a knife." ”
I shuddered at the woman's words, and nodded my head busily, and I shuddered just the fucking thought of that scene, and I didn't want to experience it for myself.
Next, Rosa helped Kuroko look at the wound again, the wound on Kuroko's body has basically scabbed, and the recovery is much better than mine, it is worthy of a mastiff that can survive the cruel fight, just this recovery power and physique are a little scary.
I couldn't help but take a second look at Tsing Yi and became even more curious about this person.
What the hell is he doing?
Demon subjugation and demon eradication are powerful, and medical skills are also first-class, the problems on my body are solved by him, and the sunspots are also treated by him, it's simply omnipotent!
After Rosa treated our wounds, our group sat quietly around the fire, no one spoke, and sat until more than three o'clock in the second half of the night, when Wu Fatzi suddenly stood up with a sweaty heart, and rushed to the outside of the ancient temple without saying a word.
Tsing Yi opened his eyes at that time, and suddenly blocked in front of the fat man: "What are you going to go out for?" ”
"Pull ...... ! ”
The fat man stretched out his hand to push Tsing Yi: "It's stomach trouble, I can't hold it back!" ”
"You bear with me, and I'll go again at dawn!"
Tsing Yi said: "It's not suitable to go out now, I'm worried that something will happen to you outside!" ”
"Dawn? You're not kidding, are you? I must not be suffocated to death at dawn! ”
The fat man's eyes widened at that time: "It's okay, I have a gold talisman made from the claws of a pangolin, which is magical to ward off evil spirits." ”
Speaking, just listen to the sound of "poof", the fat man honestly and unceremoniously came to a fart, and suddenly a foul smell spread in the ancient temple, I was smoked from a distance of ten meters and kept rolling my eyes, I really don't know what this guy eats at night, that smell, don't mention it......
Even Rosa, a woman who didn't frown when the sky fell, got up and hid far away, and Zhang Jinya, who was squinting and half-asleep, was simply smoked directly, and the first thing she said when she opened her eyes was - "Who put the gas bomb?!" ”
As for Zhou Jing, this kid was the most unrighteous, and he dragged the sunspot to the bottom of the Ten Halls Yama Sculpture.
The corners of Tsing Yi's eyes twitched fiercely at this time, he was the closest, and he was the worst bombed, so he hurriedly covered his nose and retreated a few steps, his lips moved, and he seemed to want to say something, but in the end he still didn't speak, isn't talking now just opening his mouth and eating fart......
"Poof, poof!"
Wu Fatzi was not too much, and two more came, and the smell in the ancient temple was even more choking for a while.
", I really can't hold it back, I have something to turn around and say, brother will solve the problem first."
Wu Fatzi covered his ass and rushed out with a cigarette, and it didn't take long for a series of "crackling" sounds to be heard outside, which was more lively than firecrackers in the countryside during the Chinese New Year.
This goods went out, and a few of us finally breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, this ancient temple is in disrepair, transparent on all sides, and the air circulation is better, otherwise we were not tossed to death by dirty things tonight, but were smoked to death by the fat man's shocking three farts just now.
"Ahh
At this time, a tragic scream sounded outside without warning, listening to the sound was definitely fat, Tsing Yi stood up from the ground at that time, and rushed out directly with his evil sword.
Zhang Jinya and Rosa and I looked at each other, and we all saw the shock in each other's eyes.
Wu Fatzi went out for a while, could it be that he encountered dirty things?
For a while, we couldn't continue to sit on the ground, copied the guy's things and got up to go out to see, who knew that at this time, the door of the ancient temple "banged" open, only to see Wu Fat Man carrying his pants and rushing in with a breath, rushing to my side when he sat on the ground, a fat face was white, and his mouth muttered vigorously: "Paper, paper man ......"
"Paper man?"
Zhang Jinya frowned and said, "I said, Wu Fatzi, can you talk to explain it?" What kind of paper man? Look at your cowardice, scared like this! ”
"You know the, that thing is scary!"
Wu Fatzi exaggeratedly shouted: "When Lao Tzu shit, I felt that there was a cool hand touching Lao Tzu's buttocks, and when I turned my head, I saw that it was a paper man, and it was still smiling at me, almost scared Lao Tzu to death, fortunately, Lao Tzu was not finished at the time, and when he moved, he pouted his ass and hit it in the face, otherwise it was two different things to be able to come back, and now I admire my wit." ”
As soon as I heard the fat man finish speaking, I suddenly felt nauseous, this person is really, he really buried, this kind of trick can be used, and I don't know if I began to dislike the fat man, so I hallucinated, I always felt that this guy was a little smelly, so I said: "I said Wu Fatty, what does you smell like here?" ”
Fat Wu was stunned for a moment, and then scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "Well, I was in a hurry when I ran away, and I forgot to wipe it." ”
So the three of us hid away from him at once, and simply shrunk under the sculpture of the ten halls of Yama like Zhou Jing and Heizi, I scolded this thing in my heart, he was really born in the wrong era, this is going to be born in World War II and throwing him to Japan is estimated to be able to win without a fight, it is simply the best biological and chemical weapon, but it is not to kill the enemy with poison, but to use disgusting ......
After waiting for about ten minutes, Tsing Yi, who had just rushed out, finally came back, but his hair was messy, and the clothes on his body were torn in several places, looking a little embarrassed. ”
Zhang Jinya saw the talisman in his hand change drastically: "Tsing Yi, what is it outside, why did you even take out this talisman?" ”
A trace of jealousy flashed in Tsing Yi's eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said four words word by word: "Yin!" Soldier! Borrow! Road! ”
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