Chapter 8 Sister's Scheming
Spicy cool book/workshop.
Shangguan Xiaohong and the god of "Brother Youtainiao" sat together. "Senior brother, if I ask you something, don't fool me. ”
The great god of the bird stared at his junior sister, aha, what does the female bird/beast sister want to know? I have too many secrets on my body, but she can't be mastered, otherwise she will be subject to her, and she will do that beast to me. "Senior sister, senior brother is very simple, he doesn't have so many ideas, you know. ”
"Senior brother, can you take out your soy sauce bottle and let me have a look. Shangguan Xiaohong said seriously.
"It's not that you can't ......," said Taitori Okami strangely. "It's just that what do you want a soy sauce bottle for? Qingfu is not short of soy sauce. ”
"Senior brother. Quickly remove the soy sauce bottle. Shangguan Xiaohong said urgently.
"Ah, okay. ”
"Brother has too much bird" didn't think much about it, waved his big sleeves, and immediately timed, the fragrance of sauce wafted for ten miles, and the sky above the workshop was covered by the smell of tumbling soy sauce. Everyone in the neighborhood began to greet the god Taitori.
"Tai Bird, that guy must have taken out the soy sauce bottle again!"
"Who else but him, holding a soy sauce bottle all day. If you have something to do, you can play soy sauce. ”
"Brother Tainiao, don't put away your soy sauce bottle yet. Everybody's had enough of you. Don't put up with the fragrant smell of soy sauce anymore. ”
"Lord/Editor, go and put down the Great God of Tainiao, he is too much. Although soy sauce is good, it can be smelled and eaten every day, and it will be greasy. ”
Everyone in the workshop cast angry glances at the VIP room of "Brother Youtainiao".
Sitting in the room, Taitori Dashen felt embarrassed. He said: "Senior sister, don't you know, in the last tearing battle, my soy sauce bottle was a little damaged, and the cork was broken, so I couldn't completely block the soy sauce bottle." As soon as I take it out, the smell of soy sauce is everywhere. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong took the soy sauce bottle and looked at it carefully. "Is Hua Rongxiang its original owner......
"Senior sister, what are you talking about?" asked Brother Youtainiao.
"Nope. By the way, senior brother, have you been very unlucky lately, no matter where you go, the girl will avoid you from afar. Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"Nani!" said the god of the bird. "Sister Female Bird/Beast, how do you know! Could it be that you are making trouble, even if you appreciate Senior Brother, it is impossible between us. The girl my brother likes is completely different from you. ”
"Senior brother, you're thinking too much. Senior sister, I don't want to do that kind of boring thing. Shangguan Xiaohong said with a smile. Changing her mind, she said again: "Senior Brother Tainiao, be careful when walking at night recently. Don't be taken captive, a mistake / footing and eternal hatred, local areas will be bloody. ”
"Hey, sister. Don't scare me! Tell me who is following me behind my back, and if she has a crush on me, but she is too embarrassed to speak. I can only hunt my lover in the most primitive way of human beings, and when I see the opportunity, I will be swept down with a stick, knocked me out, and then dragged away, in that indescribable posture. ”
"Senior brother, you are really sentimental and delicate. Yes, someone has taken a fancy to you. He, he is really beautiful, and there are few people in Shengjing who are more beautiful than him. ”
"Senior sister, please be sure to introduce her to me. ”
"Senior brother, I'll just ask you one question. ”
"Tell me, I know everything!"
"Are you gao ki......"
“——”
Taitori Okami was silent, and the atmosphere in the room was dull. Shangguan Xiaohong didn't know how to mobilize the atmosphere, so she had to stay silent with her senior brother.
"That, junior sister, don't tell me that it's an old man who is following me. After a pause, the Great God of the Bird still opened his mouth to ask Shangguan Xiaohong.
Shangguan Xiaohong applauded, "It's true." Brother, how do you know? ”
“——”
Brother Youtai Bird covered his face with his hands. Ma Dan, why is Ji Lao interested in me.
Shangguan Xiaohong placed the soy sauce bottle on the table and looked left and right, "How much soy sauce can be held in the bottle?" Senior brother, can I borrow the soy sauce bottle for a few days?"
"Take it, take it. But you have to be careful of the people in the soy sauce world, they may sneak up on you. It's annoying, maybe I shouldn't have shown the soy sauce bottle in front of them, and caused trouble out of thin air. Helpless. "Taitori Daijindo. "Strange to say, very few people in the soy sauce world have come to trouble me lately. ”
"Senior brother. You can rest assured. No one in the soy sauce world will appear in Shengjing again. Shangguan Xiaohong said. "Because the Queen of Soy Sauce was a guest at my house. ”
"Oh. "Taitori didn't show much shock. Senior sister and her father are Shangguan Qing, and there seems to be nothing he can't do. The soy sauce queen is in Qingfu, and most of them are invited, not invited.
"Senior sister, did you take the soy sauce bottle and use it to deal with the soy sauce queen?"
"No, it's a little bit of landlord friendship. When you come to visit, you should naturally be sincerely entertained. Don't insult her identity, senior brother, do you want to go to Qingfu with me?"
"Let's talk about it. "The great god of the Tai Bird has no strength to say. "By the way, junior sister, don't go out from the main gate, run over the wall, Lord Bian won't let you go, you owe too many manuscripts, and you have to have hundreds of thousands of words, can you really fulfill the agreement?"
"I'm not like a senior brother, diligent and diligent. If you owe the manuscript, you owe it, if you can't write it, you can't write it, it's useless to rack your brains, and besides, the outside world is so exciting, I still want to go out and walk more. It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books, what manuscript to write, this beast wants to collect wind, find inspiration by the way, and enrich your brain. ”
The female bird had a swipe of the beast and child's shoes, and the red light was bright, and she swept away the soy sauce bottle on the table. "I'll go first, brother. ”
"Let's go, let's go. If you can, tell the old man who is following me that I have no interest in him. Let me go, give me a chance to discover beauty, it's good for both of us. ”
"No problem, I'll pass it on to him. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong didn't want to stay longer, and had already obtained the "Soy Sauce Bottle" and could continue to explore the body of the Soy Sauce Queen. More interesting things were waiting for her, updating the draft, what was that, the devil knows.
As soon as she left, she also took away the smell of soy sauce. The air cleared up again.
"I heard that there are more books to write, and there will be Ji Lao who is interested in writers. It seems to be true. The great god of the bird said to himself.
"Alas. Annoying, it's better to update my novel. "When he was in a bad mood, the great god updated the manuscript in his hand, and it is no wonder that he is the gold medal writer of the spicy cool book/workshop.
Hua Rongxiang has given the soy sauce queen to the female poultry and beast children's shoes, hoping that she will treat them well and make good use of them. Shangguan Xiaohong gladly accepted, and placed the soy sauce queen in her separate courtyard, next to her own room.
In the hospital.
Poison Island Tsuneko, Saya Takashiro, Shangguan Yaya, Shangguan Jin, and Shangguan Rong observe the soy sauce queen basking in the sun.
Shangguan Yaya asked, "Why didn't you let her go, she was very hard." ”
Shangguan Jin replied: "Yaya." Don't be fooled by her appearance. This woman is the queen of the soy sauce world, and she is prone to sword soldiers at every turn, and I don't know how many people she has killed. Even her people are not spared. Her reputation in the soy sauce industry is not good, and the soy sauce army does not dare to resist her because of her strength and the degree of a fierce woman, and let her be oppressed. ”
Shangguan Rong said: "Her days of power and fortune have come to an end, since she has arrived in Qingfu, can she still be left to her." ”
The soy sauce queen ignores their words and enjoys the sun to herself. She was soaked in a sauce vat, with her throne, of course. Hua Rong didn't want to unravel the dozens of base lights. One came to deter the queen of soy sauce, and the other came to surprise Shangguan Qing and tell the lord of the Qingfu that he wanted to come, and everyone would be pseudo/mother together, and they would be happy together.
Saya Takajo circled the sauce jar a few times, "That, the Queen of Soy Sauce." How did you offend the master, why did he throw you into the sauce jar and still didn't let us fish you out. ”
Poison Island said: "Needless to say, the soy sauce queen has beaten Xiaohong's idea, and the master will naturally not let her go." ”
Shangguan Yaya kicked the sauce jar, Bang!
"Queen of Soy Sauce, don't think that if you don't speak, we can't do anything about you. , Dog Basky, come here!" Shangguan Yaya called two dogs.
Bird Booth fell from the sky, and Dog Basky came out of the ground and came to Yaya.
"It's, it's really, really a good woman. said.
"My body, the master and the master and her father won't let you do anything to her, stay quiet. "Dog Basky floats above the sauce jar, it only has a dog head, it is as big as a bucket, and it looks dignified, it can be described as a handsome guy among dogs.
A few people and dogs surrounded a vat full of soy sauce, and they didn't know how to start.
Saya Takashiro couldn't help but hold out her right index finger and quietly tapped at the back of the soy sauce queen's head. "I don't know if I can poke a hole, try it. ”
"You'd better not try. If I die and the woman can't find the door, what about the iron key and put it in the portal of your body?" said the soy sauce queen coldly.
"Ha, haha. Saya Takajo laughed three times in embarrassment. Yes, Shangguan Xiaohong is still exploring the Mysterious Cave Mansion of the Queen of Soy Sauce. Big rot / female pear Ji died and left the key, so don't let me worry. "She must have been an obnoxious woman when she was alive. "Da Nai glasses Niang said in her heart.
"You can't die. The master said, he has slightly unsealed your sea of life, although you can't move freely, you can't die in a short time. Saya Takashiro said. She leaned on the edge of the jar and combed the soy sauce queen's long hair with her hands.
"Unblock it a little?" the soy sauce queen sneered in her heart. "He forcibly tore my sea of life apart, and stabbed the famous sword withered into the eye of the sea. And for my good, he can blow up my sea of life with just one thought. "The Queen of Soy Sauce despises the Lord of Qingfu. "A sinister middle-aged man, and spoiling his daughter too much, he will definitely not find a son-in-law in the future, because all the men who are close to his daughter have been wiped out by him. "The soy sauce queen cursed Shangguan Qing's father and daughter.
The courtyard was full of women's resentment for a while, and it was a little cold. Shangguan Yaya hugged her arms and shivered. "I still go out for a walk, and occasionally I have to see the old man, who is too old to open his eyes one day. With that, she walked straight away. Shangguan Rong followed. The old man Yaya said was referring to her father, Shangguanba.
Shangguan Jin had no idea of leaving, and sat down with a big thorn. He said to Poison Island Tsuneko, "Miss Tsunako, help me pinch my shoulders." ”
I saw that Senior Sister Poison Island was expressionless, picked up the wooden knife on the ground casually, and walked over solemnly. "Young Master Jin, are you sure you want the little girl to serve you?"
"Kidding, kidding!" Shangguan Jindao.
"My sister went to the Spicy Cool Books/Workshop, why didn't she come back for a long time. Could it be that her senior brother Tainiao Okami left her behind, and she couldn't eat lunch in the workshop. Shangguan Jin said again.
"It would be nice if you went and took a look. Saya Takajo replied.
"My sister won't let me follow her. Shangguan Jin said. "Shouldn't she take me with her? I was born tall, handsome, and had a Pikachu tattoo on my belly. Shengjing girl, there are really few people who can refuse my charm. Poison Island Tsuneko, Saya Takajo, you say yes?"
Saya Gaocheng and Poison Island did not respond, and let Shangguan Jin Gufang reward himself. It is better to drift away with the wind and be buried on the earth.
borrowed the exotic treasure "soy sauce bottle", Shangguan Xiaohong quickly left the spicy cool book/workshop, and hid as far as she could. Otherwise, you'll be sprayed to death.
On the road. The female bird has animal children's shoes and saw her best friend Li Xiaoxian.
Li Xiaoxian lowered her head and hurried away, looking very anxious. Even Shangguan Xiaohong took the initiative to greet her, but she turned a deaf ear.
"What's the matter with Xiaoxian?" Shangguan Xiaohong followed.
They went one after the other, running separately. Overall, Li Xiaoxian's speed is faster. "Hey, fairy in front, wait for me. Shangguan Xiaohong said loudly.
Li Xiaoxian didn't look back. Ignore it.
"Was it because I was too cold to her that she left me aside. Xiaoxian, are you going to play a game with me?" Shangguan Xiaohong was puzzled.
Speeding up, Shangguan Xiaohong always kept a distance of more than twenty meters from Li Xiaoxian.
"Madoka, go bite her. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong threw his left hand, and a round head spun out, and Li Xiaoxian in front of him vertically. Castration is urgent. "Ouch,. If you don't agree with each other, throw a small circle. Round Head complained.
Ahh At the same time, her head was in a hurry, and with a brush, a small laurel tree spun out. With a laurel tree on top of her head, Madoka is faster.
"I'll take your lungs. ”
Madoka walked around in front of Li Xiaoxian and crashed into it. slammed into Li Xiaoxian's arms.
"It's me, it's me. ”
Xiaoyuan's head bounced in Li Xiaoxian's arms. And Xiaoxian pushed Madoka with her hand. "Go away, it's so hot, don't get so close to me. ”
"Hey, is it hot?"
As soon as the thought moved, the little laurel tree swirled and danced automatically, bringing bursts of fragrant wind and blowing away the heat.
Shangguan Xiaohong also caught up and asked Li Xiaoxian: "Girlfriend, do you have any opinions about me, why are you hiding from this beast." ”
Li Xiaoxian carried Xiaoyuan's head, and she said, "How come." It's not like I didn't see you. Our relationship is so good, what can't be hidden. Come here, Xiaohong, let me catch your poor man. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "Xiaoxian, if one day I do something sorry for you, will you forgive me?"
Li Xiaoxian said: "Yes, because we are sisters." I will tolerate everything you have, including your barren Xiongmi. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "Enough, don't mention my poor Xiong again." ”
Xiaoyuan said: "Sister Xiaoxian, I like a sister like you." Rub it up, so there is a bullet xing. It feels so good. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong grabbed Xiao Yuan, "Come on, Xiao Yuan, you also rub my xiong part, feel the broad xiong of this beast, and make you forget your sorrows." ”
Xiao Yuan exhaled angrily: "You have a grudge against me, don't you, let me go, let Sister Xiaoxian torture me! Let me rush into her breast, suffocate me, and make me unable to help myself." ”
Shangguan Xiaohong: "——"
Li Xiaoxian: "——" (To be continued.) )