Interesting facts about Reiji (2)
It can be said that Xiao Mo and I have officially studied in the Rites.
The female officials of the Rite Division are all immortals, and they don't sleep, and one comes earlier than the other, so we have to rush to the Rite Division before the hour arrives, bow and then recite Luanling's etiquette, and then listen to lectures and lectures.
Every day I can see Xiao Mo's face that can't wake up, squinting and walking, she doesn't bring a personal palace maid, she just walks by herself, I'm really afraid that she will hit the wall while walking.
If she hadn't come one day, she would have fallen asleep on the road.
Memorization is a hurdle that Xiao Mo will never be able to pass, she can memorize a good article every time, the previous sentence is not followed by the next sentence, it is fragmented, naturally she can't pass, once she can't pass, she has to stay and copy the book, copy dozens of times before leaving.
Then the next day I continued to not be able to recite it.
I helplessly watched her hug me with a handful of snot and tears, begging me to save her life, so I had to stay with her and help her copy the book together.
I can memorize everything I copied, and she can continue to memorize mistakes.
Anyway, this is also a kind of ability, I still admire her a little.
"Just kidding, our children who left the city grew up on horseback since they were children, bending bows and shooting arrows, dancing knives and guns, I am not the leader, how can I hold a book and gnaw on it, you see, what kind of demon and monster words are these, I have never seen it." Xiao Mo pulled a face bitterly, copying the book with a tangled face, it really cost her her life to let her copy the book.
I leaned over and looked at it and said, "This word reads an oath, an oath of an oath, and the meaning of an oath is that the emperor wants to admonish ......."
Before I could finish speaking, she immediately stopped me and said, "Okay, okay, I know, don't say it, my head is big." ”
"So what are you going to do tomorrow?" I sat back in my seat and continued to copy it for her.
Xiao Mo screamed "ah", lay on the table, and said painfully: "Kill me!" Sister Luo, kill me! ”
"Don't, you're as old as me, your status is higher than mine, it's right for me to call your sister, Sister Xiao, don't be lazy, the female official will come to check later." I'm at ease, my hands don't stop, I'm still writing.
When Xiao Mo heard this, she bounced up from the table, she slid over on her knees, and said with a flattering smile: "Sister Luo, do me a favor, give me a wake-up call when I carry it tomorrow!" Please, you see I'm on your knees, Sister Luo. ”
"Don't, don't, where do you dare, Sister Xiao, hurry up." I put down my pen and moved out on my knees, and hurried to help her.
"Sister Luo!" She howled.
"Sister Xiao!" I responded.
"Sister Luo, help me!" She kowtowed to me.
"It's easy to say, Sister Xiao, get up quickly!" I gave her one too.
She still wanted to howl, but when she heard me, her head against the ground was slightly raised, and she said suspiciously, "Alas? So easy to talk to? ”
"Or else?" I replied to her helplessly. "How long are you going to knock?"
Xiao Mo smiled happily, and when he was about to get up, the door suddenly opened.
We both turned our heads at the same time and saw the female officer looking at us with a stunned face, and she asked with black lines on her face, "What are you doing?" ”
"Mop the floor!"
"Ants!"
We both replied in unison.
I instantly supported my forehead, Xiao Mo smirked: "There was a big ant mopping the ground just now, we think it's amazing, let's take a look, alas, where is it that it was still here just now?" You see, you're gone as soon as you come. ”
"Enough! Loqin Pro! Xiao Mo! You two hurry back to your positions! The female official yelled.
"Yes!" The two of us answered in unison, and crawled back to their places.
Sit down, look at each other, and laugh again.
"Xiao Mo! Loqin Pro! Give me quiet! ”
We quickly shut up and were silent.
The female official who taught us etiquette was named Liu Nianhuai, who was very strict, never smiled, and knew every day that she criticized me and Xiao Mo, this action was not done well, and that action was wrong.
said that we were the worst students she had ever taught, and that we could learn faster than us with a pig, Xiao Mo dared to reply: "You should take a pig to teach." ”
was so angry that Lady Liu didn't want to talk to her for a day.
But most of the time, the female official turned a blind eye to our jokes and jokes, as long as it was not too excessive, she ignored it.
Our lectures are very long, usually one day at a time, in addition to the female official Liu, there will be other female officials who come to teach us the legal system, Buddhist rituals, standards and so on.
There are a lot of things to learn, and I will review the content of the day a little when I go back, so for me, it is not too difficult, and in an emergency, I can save Xiao Mo.
During Xiao Mo's lectures, nine times out of ten, she was sleeping, either sleeping on her stomach or sleeping with her head propped up, when she was most sleepy, she was punished by the female official and could fall asleep.
In the end, the female officer was speechless and didn't want to care about her.
At this time, my usefulness appeared, I could call her up, and the female officer talked about it with relish, so I would write a note below, write a piece of paper, crumple it into a ball, and smash Xiao Mo.
Under normal circumstances, one can't be smashed, if you want to have a few more and throw her a few times, she will wake up leisurely, and she is still sleepy-eyed, and she will be refreshed immediately when she sees the note.
Writing and drawing, people who don't know how serious she thinks she is, only I know, she paints me a villain on paper, she can paint the city, the grassland, and a horse galloping under the endless blue sky.
In the months when it doesn't snow, horse races will be held in the Duoqi Empire, and the Duoqi Empire is famous for its hospitality and never exclusive, so the city of Luanling can also participate in their races, and I heard that the person who wins the first place can get very rich prizes.
The paper ball flew over, I was in a daze, I didn't pay attention, the paper ball hit my eye, she had a hard time, so it would hurt a little, I said "ah", and the female officer immediately turned to look at me.
She asked sternly, "Luo Qinlin, what's wrong with you?" ”
I hurriedly hid the paper ball in my cuff and said with a smile, "It's nothing, it's nothing, I just think what you just said is too good, and I can't help but sigh." ”
The female officer raised her eyebrows and said, "Oh? What did I just say, do you think it's good? ”
"Ah......" I glanced at Xiao Mo, she was trembling with laughter, I glanced at her, smiled at the female officer and said, "I forgot." ”
Female officer: "......"
"Hahaha......" Xiao Mo laughed.
I really want to go over and strangle her.
The female officer glared at Xiao Mo, Xiao Mo immediately closed her mouth, she turned her head to look at me, and said angrily, "You stay after school!" Copy books with her! Copy it ten times! You can't leave without copying! ”
"Got it, lady!" I deserved it very quickly, and when I was done, I sat down, and the female officer saw that I was quite sincere, and continued the class.
I took out a note from my cuff, drew a big grimace on Xiao Mo, and threw it back at her.
Xiao Mo replied: Good sisters have difficulties together.
I'll just write: Good sisters will go first after copying.
At this time, Xiao Mo would have a bitter face and finish the day's class sadly.
Of course, I will still accompany her to finish copying, and the people at the restaurant will bring us food on time, so I usually go back after eating at the reishi.
Because the two of us live in different directions, we will say goodbye at the door, and Xiao Mo will say very formally every time: "See you tomorrow!" ”
"See you tomorrow." I responded.
When she heard my reply, she turned away.